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Tactical Kitten (i.imgur.com)

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[–]ydobemos 83 points84 points ago

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Private mittens ready for action!

[–]mequals1m1w 31 points32 points ago

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Your six, I has it.

[–]Lurk_Long_Time 19 points20 points ago

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Reminds me of Agent Jack Bauer

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Is that... Danny Devito?

[–]WritingEmbargo 12 points13 points ago

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

[–]NeoSniper 12 points13 points ago

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It rains there plenty... now answer the question.

[–]WritingEmbargo 3 points4 points ago

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It's Officer Frank Reynolds.

[–]jfgiv 2 points3 points ago

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Yea, and he's standing with that guy who gets taken by reavers in the beginning of Serenity! And they're dressed like police, for some reason...

[–]Xanthan81 0 points1 point ago

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And this. And also this.

[–]pippofin 2 points3 points ago

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......

[–]Drunkandwise 0 points1 point ago

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Yup, show is called It's always sunny in Philadelphia

[–]o0Mitten0o 1 point2 points ago

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At your service, right meow! :D

[–]cynthiadormiens 39 points40 points ago

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Here's a gallery of soldiers with kittens.

[–]Probably_immortal 15 points16 points ago

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Even Nazis fucking loved kittens.

[–]gekk00 8 points9 points ago

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Don't let the smiles distract you from the grenade they've placed next to the kitten....they're just toying with it before they pull the pin....thooooose nazi bastards ಠ_ಠ

[–]champaR 1 point2 points ago

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we need to stop this madness!

[–]fauxromanou 1 point2 points ago

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Taken care of, buddy.

[–]Towerrs 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know... its sitting next to a grenade. Perhaps they were planning something malicious.

[–]Aww_Shucks 0 points1 point ago

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I bet if I_RAPE_CATS was reading this comment, he'd have read it a little differently.

[–]I_RAPE_CATS 1 point2 points ago

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I bet I would have.

[–]YesShitSherlock 6 points7 points ago

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Was one of those soldiers trying to give his cat a cigarette?

[–]MakeBroNotIrony 4 points5 points ago

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No way, he was just feeding it. You have to use a tiny nipple or a straw generally when they aren't weaned.

[–]THISISNOVELTY 1 point2 points ago

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Stared at that for a while, too. ಠ_ಠ

[–]case9 2 points3 points ago

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So much potential Karma..

[–]azurephoenix 1 point2 points ago

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That was too much cute... Wait! What am I saying? There is no such thing as TOO much cute!

[–]BreweryBaron 1 point2 points ago

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that just further proves their bloodthirsty war mongering nature

[–]MindCorrupt 22 points23 points ago

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That kitten was born with natural disruptive pattern camouflage.

[–]ShitTheBedWinAPrize 25 points26 points ago

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Solder: Sir, we're out gunned and pinned down! What do we do?!

Some leader guy with a cigar: Johnson.. It's time.. you've been waiting for this moment, all this whole bloody war, when you are going to go in.. It's time for 'operation snorgle', deploy the kitten.

[–]adamd84 31 points32 points ago

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I hear deploying kittens of mass cutestruction is against the Geneva convention

[–]ronintetsuro 19 points20 points ago

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We get around it by hiring private contractor pussy.

[–]qazz 5 points6 points ago

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I see what your doing there...

[–]ShitTheBedWinAPrize 8 points9 points ago

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This is why kitten mills are illegal. They only exist for creating enriched cuteness, the main ingredient in these terrible weapons. Now we're just going to have to invade kentucky and disarm it's means of making war.

[–]DeedTheInky 14 points15 points ago*

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Iran claims that they are only trying to enrich cuteness for energy purposes, but we all know that is bullshit.

[–]adamd84 4 points5 points ago

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Yes we must rescue the Kentuckians from the brutal rule of the regime and their kittens of mass destruction!

I hear they have nice chicken too...

[–]Laurelai 11 points12 points ago

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That's a Dangerous Kitten

[–]cynthiadormiens 4 points5 points ago

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Le Kittens Dangereux

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Shouldn't it be, Le chat jeune est tres dangereux?

[–]kneeonbelly 1 point2 points ago

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Le chaton est tres dangereux.

Et mignon comme tout _^

[–]JinnNChthonic 6 points7 points ago

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operation snorgle in action

[–]kabrandon 1 point2 points ago

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Next time I go to home depot, I'm buying some battle-ready, talking solder.

[–]Laurelai 24 points25 points ago

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dawww _^

[–]te_ogre 22 points23 points ago*

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Huh. this looks kinda familiar... oh that's right, i posted this picture of my friend two months ago ಠ_ಠ

[–]-_-_-_- 1 point2 points ago

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I guess post it again next month?

Because fuck it, everyone else does.

[–]OmegasWrath[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Well I did a tineye, hadn't seen it on reddit before and did a search for kittens which resulted in far too many, apologies.

[–]scratch244 0 points1 point ago

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what happened to the kitty?

[–]NotMyRealNamePromise -3 points-2 points ago

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I bet somebody said the exact same thing in the comment section of your post.

[–]te_ogre 5 points6 points ago

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Probably not since the picture was taken by a friend of mine in Afghanistan.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago*

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Even so, it's definitely been around for longer than 2 months.

Edit: At least I'm fairly sure that it has.

Edit Edit: Crap memory makes for a fool!

[–]te_ogre 2 points3 points ago

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lol no it hasn't. I posted it two months ago right after my friend uploaded it after returning from a patrol where it was taken the week before. Funny how things can be skewed on the internet and people are sure they know what's what.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I guess it just goes to show how unsound our memories are; I could swear that I've seen this before on a forum that I haven't visited for months. Ah well.

[–]98PercentChimp 10 points11 points ago

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cats make everything better...

[–]ConorBr 8 points9 points ago

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Repost I fear, as cute as it is.

[–]RepostedContent 2 points3 points ago

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rwar

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Tactical repost

[–]OmegasWrath[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Tactical repost http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/hm8ug/tactical_kitten/c1wiher

[–]OmegasWrath[S] 15 points16 points ago

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It even comes conveniently camouflaged!

[–]alpine600 10 points11 points ago

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I don't see a kitty :(

[–]sirapricot 5 points6 points ago

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So that's where Sir Pounce-a-lot went

[–]Landale 1 point2 points ago

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Ser Pounce-a-lot was awesome. It's so sad the Wardens took him away!

Bunch of dicks...

[–]subtonix -1 points0 points ago

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NERD!

[–]CommandZ 6 points7 points ago

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Watch my back Sgt. Fuzzypaws I'm goin in!

[–]CowplusCowequalsCows 2 points3 points ago

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But surely a pussy should be the front bottom?

[–]Sehcuratee 5 points6 points ago

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Every soldier needs a pocket pussy

[–]gavilanpollero 1 point2 points ago

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Sending your request to the Pentagon

[–]CowplusCowequalsCows 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, gets lonely out there. Just remember to lubricate, that kitty didn't choose this life.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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In all seriousness will this limit his fighting abilities and endanger his team in anyway?

[–]Osiris32 2 points3 points ago

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Obviously someone with a 37F MOS. "Johnson!! We've got a whole mess of insurgents up there on the hillside. We'll provide cover fire and distractions, you climb up on their left flank and deploy that K-AT01. Should really give them something to think about."

[–]DesCo83 2 points3 points ago

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Because it's quite likely that no one other than me will get this joke...:

37F is the MOS (military occupational specialty...job) code for PsyOps, the psychological warfare job. You know the scene in 3 Kings, where the Iraqi soldiers are surrendering and showing cards that depict them being fed and well treated if they surrender peacefully, but being killed if they don't? Well, that's a PsyOps leaflet.

[–]soulsedition 0 points1 point ago

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PSYOP by kitten. I must admit that our kitten drop over sadr city did not have the effect we desired. Fellow psyop fist-bump. You tac or regional?

[–]DesCo83 0 points1 point ago

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I wasn't PSYOP, I was a 14J. I just happen to be an MOS geek, and still 6 years after getting out remember what most of them are.

[–]rndmintrntdwllr 1 point2 points ago

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Tactical Repost

[–]OmegasWrath[S] 6 points7 points ago

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Apologies, I hadn't seen it before if that helps.

[–]Repostingkarmawhore 1 point2 points ago

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How ya doin' buddy (trollface)

[–]Expert_Lurker 0 points1 point ago

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I shall upvote you...this time.

[–]schoko84 1 point2 points ago

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I've got your back, buddy!

[–]dace86 1 point2 points ago

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kitten has stayed a kitten for years now! amazing!!

[–]A_Wild_Missingno 1 point2 points ago

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fucking mother fuck repost holy shit I have a boner of anger call out power like the rest of everyone on reddit who has a pissy shit storm when shit's reposted!

[–]HotelCoralEssex 0 points1 point ago

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FDE costs $250 extra

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't this the army's new measure for detecting colon cancer in the field?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Front toward enemy.

[–]flargenhargen 1 point2 points ago

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soldiers love kittens but hate puppies

[–]Aye-curumba 1 point2 points ago

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Nooooooo!!!!

[–]DesCo83 0 points1 point ago

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That isn't a soldier.

[–]this_is_my_rifle -1 points0 points ago

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Actions like these disgrace everything those soldiers are fighting for but war messes with your head. Even those who survive the battle walk away with a damaged mind.

[–]hookeslaw 0 points1 point ago

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A more realistic version of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3akshKMSpyY ?

[–]jbishow 0 points1 point ago

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As many times as I've seen this repost, this is by far the best titled one.

[–]madshiz -1 points0 points ago

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awwww ^ gotta get me one of those ;D

[–]rainonn -1 points0 points ago

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the..the tactiltten

[–]asa1 -1 points0 points ago

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Thats the new Kitten Grenade.

[–]nodnodwinkwink -1 points0 points ago

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Roadside bomb went of, i shat a kitty.

[–]blocho125 -1 points0 points ago

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Alternative Caption: New MW3 Pic Leaked!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's gonna be a new equipment piece in MW3, replacing the claymore.

[–]flargenhargen -1 points0 points ago

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lasted 4 hours before he forgot about it and sat down.

[–]Gravix202 -1 points0 points ago

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When someone said, "It's dangerous, take this with you!" he took it seriously.

[–]tg989 -1 points0 points ago

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war kittens, they're worth about $50,000 each.

[–]CrackheadMedic -1 points0 points ago

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It's the same as a regular duty kitten, it just has velcro and costs twice as much.

[–]oananbr -1 points0 points ago

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"Alright guys, take a brake"

"Hey, who has the ki-" MEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWW

[–]djrender -1 points0 points ago

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thatd suck ass if he sat down

[–]B_S_O_D -1 points0 points ago

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Back-to-back - just like Wolverine and Sabertooth in their fight against Deadpool.

[–]greasypirate -1 points0 points ago

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great fun until he sits down

[–]SpartanTiger -1 points0 points ago

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I gave that solider a kitten. Soliders love kittens.

[–]breauxzzio -1 points0 points ago

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Tactleneck

[–]Lampmonster1 -2 points-1 points ago

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It's actually for first aid. Kittens are becoming a big part of modern medicine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ1mYHWlnNA

[–]awfuljimjam -1 points0 points ago

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I think this soldier spent too much time playing flash games

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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A Walkin, Talkin, death machine with a pocket full of pussy!

[–]PoniesRBitchin -1 points0 points ago

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That kitten's going to get farted on all day long :(

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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His fur blends well with the terrain. I'd love to see the aftermath after he gives some terrorist cat scratch fever.

[–]EthicalReasoning -4 points-3 points ago

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was this before or after it was thrown off a cliff and posted on youtube

[–]azurephoenix -2 points-1 points ago

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aawwwwww

[–]PossiblyRight -2 points-1 points ago

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ah, damn, the thumbnail looked to me like a lion carrying an antenna.

Now I'm sad.

[–]suspiciously_calm -2 points-1 points ago

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OMG he's got a cat! Fall back!

[–]InactiveUser -2 points-1 points ago

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Nothing works better as a decoy than pussy!!!

[–]HankScorpion -2 points-1 points ago

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laser cats deploy!

[–]BlatantFootFetishist -2 points-1 points ago

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Cats don't want to be carried around. They want to roam.

[–]ThePlumBum -2 points-1 points ago

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Anders?

[–]MrIste -2 points-1 points ago

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Huh. So I guess you could call it a Tacticat.

[–]AlphaHotel_94 -2 points-1 points ago

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Little did you know, tactical kitty has a thirst for blood. He's seen things...done some stuff...he wouldn't recommend it.

[–]jaslow -2 points-1 points ago

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I've always wondered, what's the reasoning for the glove that only covers the pinky and ring finger the soldier is wearing?

[–]Repostingkarmawhore 0 points1 point ago

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It allows the two trigger fingers bare skin contact for more feeling and control.

[–]jaslow 0 points1 point ago

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For firing guns? Wouldn't it work just as well gloved?

[–]NickTheNewbie 1 point2 points ago

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It's good to have to tactile feedback of knowing exactly where your finger is. Plus sometimes gloves can make it more difficult to get the finger in the trigger guard.

[–]jaslow -1 points0 points ago

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Thanks for feedback!

[–]hostergaard -3 points-2 points ago

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Well, it is dangerous to go alone

[–]hawaiianrule -3 points-2 points ago

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Probably just looking for a good cliff to throw the cart off of.

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