this post was submitted on
416 points (60% like it)
1,219 up votes 803 down votes
shortlink:

pics

subscribe2,346,707 readers

7,383 users here now

Looking for an image subreddit with minimal rules? Check out /r/images

A place to share interesting photographs and pictures. Feel free to post your own, but please read the rules first (see below), and note that we are not a catch-all for general images (of screenshots, comics, etc.)

Spoiler code

Please mark spoilers like this:
[text here](/spoiler)

Hover over to read.

Rules

  1. No screenshots, or pictures with added or superimposed text. This includes image macros, comics, info-graphics and most diagrams. Text (e.g. a URL) serving to credit the original author is exempt.

  2. No gore or porn. NSFW content must be tagged.

  3. No personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder. Stalking & harassment will not be tolerated.

  4. No solicitation of votes (including "cake day" posts), posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor, or [FIXED] posts. DAE posts go in /r/DoesAnybodyElse. "Fixed" posts should be added as a comment to the original image.

  5. Submissions must link directly to a specific image file or to an image hosting website with minimal ads. We do not allow blog hosting of images ("blogspam"), but links to albums on image hosting websites are okay. URL shorteners are prohibited.

  • If your submission appears to be filtered but definitely meets the above rules, please send us a message with a link to the comments section of your post (not a direct link to the image). Don't delete it as that just makes the filter hate you!

  • If you come across any rule violations, please report the submission or message the mods and one of us will remove it!

Please also try to come up with original post titles. Submissions that use certain clichés/memes will be automatically tagged with a warning.

Links

If your post doesn't meet the above rules, consider submitting it on one of these other subreddits:

Comics  
/r/comics /r/webcomics
/r/vertical /r/f7u12
/r/ragenovels /r/AdviceAtheists
Image macros Screenshots/text
/r/lolcats /r/screenshots
/r/AdviceAnimals /r/desktops
/r/Demotivational /r/facepalm (Facebook)
/r/reactiongifs /r/DesktopDetective
Wallpaper Animals
/r/wallpaper /r/aww
/r/wallpapers /r/cats
The SFWPorn Network /r/TrollingAnimals
  /r/deadpets
  /r/birdpics
  /r/foxes
Photography Un-moderated pics
/r/photography /r/AnythingGoesPics
/r/photocritique /r/images
/r/HDR
/r/windowshots
/r/PictureChallenge
Misc New reddits
/r/misc /r/britpics
/r/gifs Imaginary Network
/r/dataisbeautiful /r/thennnow
/r/picrequests /r/SpecArt
/r/LookWhoIMet
  /r/timelinecovers
  /r/MemesIRL
  /r/OldSchoolCool
  /r/photoshopbattles

Also check out http://irc.reddit.com

a community for
to anything interesting: news article, blog entry, video, picture...
message the moderators

MODERATORS

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

415
416

All hail the Douchebag king! (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by HexNiCoTiNe

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on
all 62 comments
sorted by:
best
best
top
new
hot
controversial
old

[–]ifyouwereahotdog 28 points29 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

At first I though it was a tattoo.

[–]kodutta7 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I have been seeing this picture on the internet for years. Only on this viewing did I realize he shaved it that way. I am proud, however, that I realized this before I saw your comment.

[–]ihateyouguys 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Sames.

[–]abbbe91 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I bet he says to the ladies that he was born that way.

[–]ppcpunk 18 points19 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I think it's actually impressive, I've never seen anything like that before.

[–]healthandefficiency 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I feel the same way. I mean, I hate all that tacky stuff but if you're going to do it, go all out. And he's gone all out.

[–]SharkBait69 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yup, and at least he can shave it off. Tattoos on the face are not good.

[–]kodos 28 points29 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

20:1 odds that a barb wire arm tattoo is just out of frame

[–]dayna-mite 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

My dad has a barbed wire tattoo.

He got it after I was born, I don't think he is a douche.

reddit, amd I mistaken?:(

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The only barb wire that I would lay on me.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Tetanus and hep. Nice.

[–]SmokinDynamite 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yes, yes you are...

[–]fuzzyjedi 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Depends on his age.

Older then 50? Ok then.

Under 50? Very likely he is/was a douche.

[–]dayna-mite 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

fourty five.

he got it after he broke up with my mum.

he also has two more tattoos.

and he certainly has his dickish moments, but hes not a douche. =J

[–]MooseSteets 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Oh, I get it. The Yankees hat!

[–]costabius 17 points18 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

yeah, Yankees hat...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

fuckin' yankees fans.

[–]cydane 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Male duck face?

[–]captainblammo 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If he had a bluetooth ear piece then he truly would be king.

[–]savagejesus 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I wish I had a pencil thin mustache

[–]fantyx 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Borrow his sharpie?

[–]Palex95 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The Boston Blackie Kind?

[–]savagejesus 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yeah. And a two tone Rickie Rickardo Jacket...

[–]JimmyJamesMac 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And an autographed photo of Andy Divine would be cool too.

[–]ksemel -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's a molestace!

[–]derekdanger 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Ed Hardy designs my beard personally brah

[–]DieWithYerBootsOn 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Hail, Holy Emperor Douchebaggus!

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Glad he ate her.

[–]dcmacdaddy 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Brotip to the photo's subject: You keep sucking dicks and your lips will stay like that forever.

[–]ScreamingSkull 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

i'm stealing that line

[–]no_pants 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

how do you get that shit all shaven like that? bear clippers or something?

[–]theroguesstash 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

How does he expect anyone to take him seriously at all?

[–]MrChanandlerBong 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He could probably kick everyone on reddits ass. Its cool though, well be cynical from safety and win the day after all. Muahahahaha

[–]jmones 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Don't forget pussy, he's getting tons.

[–]dontjudgeadbagbyits 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's funny.. I have a friend who pretty much has the same style as this guy.. even has a NYY hat on a lot. I've known him for some 15 years, he is one of the genuinely nicest guys you'll ever meet. Always has been a pretty quiet dude, pretty much works as a mechanic all day and plays video games (PS3) all night. I've been out with him several times when some neckbeard or socially handicapped group of guys will crack jokes at his expense, sometimes overheard sometimes in his face. He just brushes it off.. the only time he ever said anything was when a guy put him on the spot and he just told him "I aint trying to impress you" and we kept on walking. I always thought it was cool that he is so outgoing in his fashion and confident enough to stand out. Not to mention chicks absolutely love it, hes always getting compliments from cute strangers.

Guess my point is while most of you laugh and point at this "douchebag", the reality is that the douche is you.

[–]Bob_Faget -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

your friend sounds like a faggot

[–]t6158 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

ITT: Redditors hate a man based on how he looks without actually knowing him at all.

[–]bdog59600 31 points32 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This is the form of self-expression that he chooses to present to the world. Take it or leave it, this is what he wants the world to see. He is being judged on the fact that this picture makes plain his vanity, poor decision making and poor taste.

[–]Beararms 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

poor decision making

for having an interesting beard?

poor taste

entirely subjective, I find all wine besides Zinfandel to be in poor taste, no exceptions no room for argument.

[–]bdog59600 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Hahaha. So I am looking at this with crappy resolution on my phone and until I read your comment, I thought that was a facial tatoo, which may explain why my comment sounded overly harsh.

[–]t6158 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

it's okay to judge people with funny tattoos, but not people with funny beards?

[–]bdog59600 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

On their fucking face? Unless your profession is "maori warrior", then yes.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He's king of the ghetto. Even on top he's still seen as trash to everyone outside.

[–]masterofTHUMBS 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

There is quite a difference between judging based on skin color and other things you can't change and judging based on things you can change: Ed hardy stuff, ugly ass beard, lame Dior sunglasses.

[–]Beararms -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I don't understand why people don't like his beard. questionmark beard is awesome but filigree beard is gay?

[–]Alobarish 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It would be super awesome if it was a filigree beard - but he's going for barbed wire tribal.

[–]Always_Wrong_Man -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Man, you don't know shit. You can/should always judge someone based solely on their appearance.

[–]Beararms -3 points-2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

never would it contradict their personality or talents

[–]Qocaine 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's just stereotyping

[–]GunsmackIT 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Old pic is old.

[–]Chionophile 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I can't help but think he's had a nosejob. It just looks, unnatural.

[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

wtf tribal

[–]soldier_physicist 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I can't decide whether to ask how or why.

[–]ghostbackwards 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

is his mustache sitting on top of his lip?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Incoming five bazillion "no, this is the douchebag king" submissions.

[–]jeaguilar 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I was expecting a triple popped collar.

[–]loyalone 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Hey bud. I could get my cat to lick that off for you.

[–]bloodbathwhoady 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

1.) Do you think he does this? Or does it grow in all trashy like that? 2.) By the time it's all done, wouldn't where the shaving started be growing back already? 3.) Is he trying to kiss me?? don't want

[–]HypoLuxa 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Probably drives a Jeep.

[–]chimp108 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

All hail king brosiedon

[–]WhyYouMadThough -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Vous devez être nouveau ici.

Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. © 2012 reddit inc. All rights reserved.

REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc.

π Rendered by PID 30457 on app-78 running 2c0449c.