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[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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In the UK, we have roadsigns like this. Forewarned is fore-armed.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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I think there's an ointment for that.

[–]w3method[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Ouch! I hate when that happens

[–]Shadax 1 point2 points ago

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Anal prolapse?

[–]crmacjr 18 points19 points ago

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"You hafta pay the Troll toll if you wanna get this boy's hole"

[–]NothingsShocking 2 points3 points ago

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GODAMMIT, it's boy's SOUL not boy's hole! No, it doesn't sound like boy's hole, alright you know what, let's just take it from the top.

[–]crmacjr 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome, brings a tear...

[–]PornBoredom 1 point2 points ago

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Wait hes got a manhole lock on it, never mind

[–]ProbablyNotAGoodSign 5 points6 points ago

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This would definitely come in handy in prison.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This would have definitely came in handy in prison.

FTFY

[–]Teotwawki69 1 point2 points ago

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This would have definitely come in handy in prison.

FTFY. And I'm not making a pun.

[–]takinter 0 points1 point ago

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Especially if you happen to share a cell with Bubba.

[–]jynx242 8 points9 points ago

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Personally - I woldn't mind checking out the guy in the ad's manhole :) woof

[–]w3method[S] 2 points3 points ago

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He use's manGuard the worlds strongest manhole infiltration prevention system on the planet. Ain't nobody checking his "SHIT" out

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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NOTHING CAN STOP ME

[–]w3method[S] 1 point2 points ago

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hahah

[–]BeatDigger 0 points1 point ago

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I think he is supposed to represent a potential manhole invader. What with the protective eyewear and all.

[–]ferculum 2 points3 points ago

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Sure-fire money making plan: Set up a cart outside the courthouse to sell whatever this product is. Like People magazine or Tic Tacs at a grocery store checkout. You can't NOT buy those.

[–]sempire 2 points3 points ago

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Keeps you from catching the gay..

[–]swizzler 2 points3 points ago

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why is that guy wearing safety goggles?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Manhole splatters.

[–]srd178 2 points3 points ago

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Those two words should never be used in the same sentence, much less alone together.

[–]admiralteal 5 points6 points ago

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I've heard that at a typical manhole cover can cost a few hundred bucks. In some places, theft of manhole covers for the scrap iron is actually a serious problem (and dangerous, as open manholes can seriously wreck a car). Locking them isn't unreasonable at all.

[–]w3method[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Well... what if a ninja turtle is in an emergency situation and can't get to his house because some asshole locked his a manhole?

[–]admiralteal 2 points3 points ago

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They'll just have to get gnarly.

[–]w3method[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I just don't know man... sounds like a recipe for disaster to me.

[–]PornBoredom 2 points3 points ago

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There neighbors are the street sharks.. they wont have a problem

[–]Dugen 0 points1 point ago

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Also.. they live 30 years ago. This won't be an issue.

[–]bumblingbagel8 0 points1 point ago

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I forgot about them, thanks for reminding me.

[–]Teotwawki69 0 points1 point ago

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Well, thank you for ruining the party, Captain Literal Pants. :P

[–]takinter 0 points1 point ago

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An open manhole outside a gay bar is just asking for trouble.

[–]throwaway-ofcourse 1 point2 points ago

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I think you're confusing that product with this one. Very [NSFW]!

[–]svengalus 1 point2 points ago

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Unfortunately for me, they didn't have these when I was a boy. :(

[–]w3method[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe a Cork could have done the trick? Sigh...

[–]sonoviva 1 point2 points ago

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"Now you can run backwards through a gay bar naked and not have to worry about anything!"

[–]abow 1 point2 points ago

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He looks like he's about to cry.

[–]grandchien 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously, this poor guy has obviously been raped before.

[–]gbimmer 0 points1 point ago

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I just order 30.

[–]jamescagney 0 points1 point ago

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Because you have 30 anuses?

[–]Cousins2007 0 points1 point ago

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I always look at the drain cleaners Dyno-Rod and wonder "Why isn't their slogan 'Dyno-Rod: shoving large poles into manholes'" and then I realise why

[–]takeabreather 0 points1 point ago

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keeps the sludge in and the unwanted people out all at the same time

[–]FckingGyarados 0 points1 point ago

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Should've used preparation H.

[–]Rick_Rambis 0 points1 point ago

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I've been to Mexican jail and protecting my manhole is my #1 priority...

[–]pdhismyhomeboy 0 points1 point ago

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that guy has a look on his face like someone already penetrated his manhole.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"the Manhole" is the best name for a Gay Bar I've ever heard.

[–]Teotwawki69 0 points1 point ago

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It has been. It has been...

[–]IplaywithmypNES 0 points1 point ago

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Friend in construction was telling a story about somebody being reckless with a tractor, and he didn't understand why I couldn't stop laughing when he said,"And the guy backed right into a manhole and got his ass stuck. Took five guys and another tractor to pull him out."

[–]the_todd_five 0 points1 point ago

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I was recently chased by the police in an underground tunnel system, it could have been prevented if they protected their manholes.

[–]xaronax 0 points1 point ago

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Man, if that dude is going to need goggles when he accesses my manhole, I think I'm going to invest in one.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure this is relevant

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'll take Anal Bum-Cover for $400!

[–]TheBobYouKnow 0 points1 point ago

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I can't remove my manhole lock and I need to poop.

[–]mikeissogroovy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Palaeologi 0 points1 point ago

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McGard also makes lug nuts they call "Tuffnuts" with the advertising campaign also having many double entendres with sexual overtones.

[–]jtruts 0 points1 point ago

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that's pretty tight manhole

[–]jamescagney 0 points1 point ago

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So it's a product aimed at homophobes... That you stick up your ass? It can't possibly fail.