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[–]Skbibek 0 points1 point ago

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Really!! Unbelievable... Oops too bad.

[–]zaffle 0 points1 point ago

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iPads are even worse for that. Thats how I know Star Trek "pads" they handed around are total BS. No way Rikers handing Picard his pad full of furry porn.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yea, try showing off your new iPad to your work mates: Me: "and this is the internet browser Safari" ... BAM... last nights porn!

[–]Son_of_a_Bacchus 0 points1 point ago

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I used to run Pandora through bluetooth speakers at the store I ran. Opened the store, opened up the laptop, walked to the back to grab a couple of things, and barely made it back in time to close the window before the first customer walked in. A VERY narrow escape. I'm not quite sure how I would have explained away porn sounds to a 70 year old lady.

[–]toughgangstamofo 1 point2 points ago

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tell her to grow the fuck up

[–]SupraJames[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Running linux too so can't even blame spyware :)