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[–]reddums 75 points76 points ago

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Most accurate pie chart we've all seen several times recently.

FTFY

[–]TesticleToe 14 points15 points ago

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Every time this image is posted, the rapture is postponed further.

[–]matclc 3 points4 points ago

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Of course! This is where Camping failed. You see, he didn't see the importance of the repost index. Let's say we have the original repost with an index of n=1, and a 5th generation repost n=5. It's logical, they can't have the same amount of effect on the date of the rapture. Also, you have to take into consideration the amount of reposts by index.

PS The addition of a repost slightly decreases the individual repost's effect, but increases the overall effect.

[–]trumann 2 points3 points ago

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Are we talking diminishing marginal returns on reposts?

[–]saffir[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Just doing my part to save the world

[–]RepostApprover -2 points-1 points ago

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Approved.

[–]autotom 37 points38 points ago

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May I have a moment?

Thank you.

I'd like to call into question the accuracy of this pie chart.

While at first glance you may think it would be impossible to dispute the information represented within the pie chart; allow me to point something out. There is no evidence that the missing portion of this pie was in fact, eaten. Let alone that it was solely eaten by the creator of this image.

If anyone can offer evidence to the contrary, I welcome it.

This should be a forum of TRUTH, not half-truths, lies and deceit.

[–]Aquagoat 10 points11 points ago

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Furthermore, the empty section is described as pie. It appears to be a pie plate to me, as it is devoid of any pie.

[–]WSR 1 point2 points ago

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Incorrect, the empty section is described as representing the portion of the pie he has eaten. The key would say the same thing even if it was a typical pie chart drawn on a piece of paper.

[–]autotom -1 points0 points ago

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Incorrect, the key on the pie chart merely states 'Pie I have eaten', while this does indeed imply that this portion of the pie is missing due to the creator of this image having allegedly consumed it; it explicitly describes this portion of the pie, as pie.

Therefor it is simply a misrepresentation of information to assume that the missing portion of this graphic is missing pie.

It would serve you well to have a second take at the information provided in the image Mr. WSR.

[–]lazyduke 0 points1 point ago

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In all (most?) other cases, slices on a pie chart are not formed of the items described by the key, and are representative of their proportions relative to one another, so that gives the author the license to say the empty section represents pie he/she ate previously.

[–]thetoastmonster 4 points5 points ago

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You just gotta have faith.

[–]clark_ent 4 points5 points ago

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75% of all pie is eaten on the spot

[–]mfukar 4 points5 points ago

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That number is 83% in developing countries.

[–]WSR 0 points1 point ago

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A large portion of pies are pre-made and sold. Pies made at restaurants are also transported to the table before being consumed. Many others are often much to hot to eat "on the spot" and must cool at least several minutes before being eaten.

[–]Neebat 0 points1 point ago

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98% of the people who eat pie on the spot regret it later.

Some because they burned themselves.
Some because they were supposed to carry it out to a customer.
Some because it was supposed to be put in a box and shipped to a store.
The rest because they're fat.

[–]WSR 1 point2 points ago

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Also, there is a much larger portion of pie not eaten, by whoever "I" is supposed to represent as "pie" would include all pies. The key should specify portion of a pie, this pie, or the pie I made on dd/mm/yyy pie.

Even if you assume Pie refers only to the pie used for the chart and the charts creator ate the missing piece. I am very skeptical, that the chart creator would not have eaten more of said pie by now.

[–]forzan 3 points4 points ago

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Someone else may have eaten the pie? Here's something more accurate: http://xkcd.com/688/

[–]lockedemosthenes 2 points3 points ago

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this is better than the silly pie pie graph

[–]wadcann -1 points0 points ago

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That's probably less accurate (actually, it's almost certainly less accurate, since the pie chart here is perfectly accurate), but creating that strip requires algebra due to the dependency loops (well, to do it correctly, but based on Randall's previous comics, he probably did the math) and creating the picture in this post requires none.

[–]mrpaulmanton 2 points3 points ago

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The crust is ill represented.

[–]GlacialDrift 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, that chart is so out of date. Way to mislead the public. In fact "pie-eaten" is currently more than 80% of it, not to mention the small but vocal minority of the so-called "knife".

[–]Betty_Anne_Bongo 2 points3 points ago

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mmm, what kind of pie is that?

[–]jon_titor 2 points3 points ago

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I'd say Key Lime.

[–]TesticleToe 1 point2 points ago

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My money is on banana pudding.

[–]gder 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking Key Lime as well, probably the best pie in the universe.

[–]greenw40 1 point2 points ago

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Mustard

[–]brinkmanship 0 points1 point ago

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It looks a lot like an egg tart, zoomed in enhanced.

[–]Swollboski 2 points3 points ago

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[–]KhaoticLegacy 2 points3 points ago

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[Fixed 2 years ago]

[–]ionotylerisbored 1 point2 points ago

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Most accurate pacman I've seen..

[–]Swollboski 2 points3 points ago

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[–]CrossHatch 1 point2 points ago

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[–]palehorse864 0 points1 point ago

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That gives me a great idea. Carry a pacman eye around with you. If you ever arrive at a party where there is a yellowish pie, wait until about two people have gotten their slice, then stick the eye in the custard/lemon/whatever. Some will think it's unsanitary, some will think it's really cool.

[–]MagicSPA 1 point2 points ago

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No, that's not a pie chart - that's an actual pie.

[–]Rebecca1208 1 point2 points ago

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Did you count the amount of crumbs that fell onto your lap while you were eating it?

[–]P374L 1 point2 points ago

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That's a tart where I'm from.

[–]MetalMrHat 0 points1 point ago

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Tart: pie with no top on. And hence why prostitutes are sometimes called tarts. Or so I've heard...

[–]Doakungfu 1 point2 points ago

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I don't care how old this picture is, I've never seen it and the other pie charts have been quite retarded. This tickles! WINNING.

[–]Matt08642 1 point2 points ago

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You saw this recently?

[–]LexBubble 1 point2 points ago

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I concur

[–]Rinseh 0 points1 point ago

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It's a cheescake.

[–]parkerz123 0 points1 point ago

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mmmm it looks like a custard :D yum

[–]brinkmanship 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't even the words at first, I was so busy staring at that delicious pie. guuuhhhhh

[–]abe213 0 points1 point ago

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Puckman!

[–]someoneatemypie 0 points1 point ago

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Chart.

[–]clark_ent 0 points1 point ago

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75% of all pie is eaten on the spot

[–]uznk 0 points1 point ago*

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About eleven pie over eight, I would say.

[–]procrastinationwin 0 points1 point ago

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I would like to see a reliable reference please. It is quite possible that someone other than you has eaten some.

[–]weisen 0 points1 point ago

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This looks like the worst pie someone could ever eat.

[–]Risingxforce 0 points1 point ago

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I'm more likely to question the fact that crumbs have nested themselves in the "Pie I have eaten" segment, when quite clearly not everything in that segment has been eaten.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That guy isn't getting much help with the pie. forever alone.

[–]kbreddit95 0 points1 point ago

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[–]isoT 0 points1 point ago

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Mmmm... pie.

[–]Mithryn 0 points1 point ago

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It's true

[–]Bender22 0 points1 point ago

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That, sir, is a Mango Pie.

My mom makes them and they are off the hook.

[–]PatATC 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this goddamn image 648 times.

[–]Lefty2591 0 points1 point ago

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This is no pie! This is Pacman. Noming his way to counters near you soon.

[–]TheKostiuk 0 points1 point ago

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The pie is a lie

[–]RepostJesus 0 points1 point ago

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[–]dwightmoody 0 points1 point ago

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Take it to /pie.

[–]idimambr 0 points1 point ago

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fuck you now i want pie

[–]noseham 0 points1 point ago

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How about this: Pie that is present, and pie that is missing. Empty places do not necessitate that it was eaten.

[–]HarryBlessKnapp -1 points0 points ago

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i posted this about a month ago and got shot down. kudos for getting 200 upboats.

[–]DlpsYks 1 point2 points ago

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I want an upboat

[–]pintastico -2 points-1 points ago

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STOP REPOSTING FOR THE LOVE OF REDDIT

[–]MysterySolved -1 points0 points ago

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100% repost, 0% original content