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[–]rhymenoceros_ 19 points20 points ago

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[–]Valisk 1 point2 points ago

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oh man thats fantastic

[–]SevenM 36 points37 points ago

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It wasn't Deadpool in that pic. It was his schizophrenic shape shifting ex Copy Cat who was jealous him dating the redheaded mutant known as Siryn. Don't get me wrong he's dick, but less of the "punch a woman in the face" type and more of the "make an elaborate joke to tell her how fat she looks in those pants" type.

[–]uberguby 15 points16 points ago

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That being said, he may still occasionally punch a woman in the face.

[–]BakBakBagok 37 points38 points ago

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[–]axl456 4 points5 points ago

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came here looking for that!. have an upvote..

[–]CapNRoddy 3 points4 points ago

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Fuck that Mary Sue cunt and her God Mode boyfriend.

[–]kodutta7 3 points4 points ago

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Woah, I just noticed that Logan doesn't have adamantium yet in this story.

[–]theyawner 4 points5 points ago

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Probably the time when Magneto stripped him off of it.

[–]SevenM 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, but normally they're the sort of cunt that deserves it.

[–]Kiram 5 points6 points ago

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That is not exactly true . But his violence towards women is normally much more wacky than a straight up sock in the jaw.

[–]SevenM 0 points1 point ago

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I thought of this as I made my last post, and if you read the rest of the comic you'd see that she was being pretty damn snooty, and thus, I stand by my last statement.

[–]neoyagami 0 points1 point ago

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i want to read the episode. can you tellme the name and number of it?

[–]mikelieman 33 points34 points ago

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Just now?

[–]NOACeulemans 34 points35 points ago

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TIL OP is slow.

[–]StGoH 8 points9 points ago

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Probably had never heard of Deadpool til he watched that crappy Wolverine movie.

[–]NOACeulemans 21 points22 points ago

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DEADPOOL WAS NOT IN X-MEN ORIGINS.

That thing was not Deadpool. Marvel wouldn't piss all over one of its most famous characters like that.

[–]juicycunts 18 points19 points ago

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that was dudepeel.

[–]doh_ramey 0 points1 point ago

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/snort

[–]darthseb 23 points24 points ago

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...have you seen any other Marvel films?

[–]muffoman42 6 points7 points ago

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It wasn't Deadpool it was Barakapool.

[–]Wittyfish 11 points12 points ago

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Hate to break it to you, but outside of people who read comics, which is a small margin of the total population, Deadpool is not a name brand so to speak. Plus they killed cyclops and they cast toper grace as venom.

[–]semi- 4 points5 points ago

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I don't read comics, and I didn't see that movie.

I learned about deadpool from MvC3. Any character that can beat you with their super meter is not only a dick, but pretty fucking cool.

[–]BeTheUnstoppable 0 points1 point ago

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clapping

Well said

[–]JackTheRiot 0 points1 point ago

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Plus they killed cyclops and they cast toper grace as venom.

Fox and Sony did that.

[–]StGoH 2 points3 points ago

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Never said I liked it. But they had a Wade Wilson, who was crazy ugly and had crazy regen, used swords and was a little bit on the psycho side. Loose interpretation but that IS Deadpool.

They even call him that. Marvel did piss all over one of its famous characters.

[–]joecook1987 1 point2 points ago

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Ryan Reynolds knows the character, and played him pretty well (for what the role was). Not that that excuses what the producers did to him.

Rumor has it that he (Ryan) wants to do a Deadpool movie, by the book.

[–]StGoH 1 point2 points ago

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Well, the end credits showed Deadpool's hand grasping his decapitated head, opening his eyes.

I'm ready for one, and I agree that Reynolds did a superb job grasping Deadpool's character.

[–]joecook1987 0 points1 point ago*

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Until they* closed his mouth... that was the point where I was like "That's... the complete opposite of who Deadpool is." But if you think about it, he was the badguy of the movie, if they'd let Ryan play the character and talk, everyone would have rooted for Wolvy to eat shit.

[–]Qurious- 0 points1 point ago

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I always just considered it the point where he gets screwed by the gov. Instead of being in a reject testing facility, he was a controlled bio-robot. Still, it was a shame that they didn't give Reynolds more time on screen. I always thought Wolverine Origins #21 - #27 would be ridiculously good on the big screen. (Likely minus Daken/Bucky plot point. Give another reason for it to happen.)

[–]Pinilla 1 point2 points ago

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The internet is the only place where you can have an elitist attitude towards comic books and not be called a fag.

[–]sbryce 0 points1 point ago

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He really wasn't famous up till that point.

[–]sideous 0 points1 point ago

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Actually he did appear in the original Wolverine:Origins comic by Danial Ways.

[–]sideous 1 point2 points ago

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I had never heard of Deadpool until I saw a picture of him cramming meatloaf into someones mouth. And another one where he pretended to have a bomb detonator or some such.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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TIL that Wolverine movie was based on a comic book

[–]uberguby 23 points24 points ago

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No.

It wasn't.

[–]sideous 2 points3 points ago

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Stop being an elitist asshole.

[–]seanterisu 8 points9 points ago

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TIL OP just discovered Deadpool.

[–]bad_situation 4 points5 points ago

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I wish there was enough Deadpool to warrant an /r/Deadpool.

[–]jakethe5th 2 points3 points ago

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I concur

[–]Tuddywutwut 0 points1 point ago

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Aw man, that's not what I wanted at all.

[–]Censor88 5 points6 points ago

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[–]FuriousJ 2 points3 points ago

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Deadpool is one of the most original and entertaining comic book characters to read. But punching Siryn in the face....that doesn't add up.

[–]Cullly 3 points4 points ago

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it wasn't deadpool

[–]AhhhClem 1 point2 points ago

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The girl reminds me of the ones Vaughn Bodé used to draw, well except she has clothes on.

[–]virroken 1 point2 points ago

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WHY IS HE STICKING HIS HAND THROUGH HER FACE?

[–]mark636199 0 points1 point ago

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To be fair he saved her! From being that future bitch who always gets in trouble

[–]fluidambient 0 points1 point ago

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Deadpool is pretty funny in the comics. I only read House of M and another universe series where mutants were more sparse than ever(both were alternate realities were caused by Scarlet Witch though).

[–]GregorMendel 0 points1 point ago

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Who?

[–]SpaceMonkeysInSpace 0 points1 point ago

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No shit.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Deadpool is a fictional character.

[–]reppit -3 points-2 points ago

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Eh, her face was pretty busted anyway.

[–]Jaws666 -5 points-4 points ago

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Deadpool is still not funny.