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[–]wonko221 71 points72 points ago

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Hell, if i can't see them, they can't see me. No problem here.

[–]ZombieSociety 6 points7 points ago

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A solitary killer, The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal's eyes turn red, green, then sort of a mauvy pink.

[–]scottie0083 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, at least your face is protected

[–]emmyloowho 114 points115 points ago

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I'm pretty sure I've actually had nightmares about this.

[–]ShoottheJ 23 points24 points ago

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You're not the only one

[–]yurasuka 10 points11 points ago

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Not anymore anyway

[–]fromtheoven 9 points10 points ago

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Me too! Or toilets that have no stalls at all, or ones that you keep falling off of... I think I have a problem.

[–]bbbingo 3 points4 points ago

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Usually involving high school locker rooms as well.

[–]Zogindax 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed. Horrible, horrible nightmares.

[–]loricasegmentata[S] 49 points50 points ago

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I can just imagine reaching for the TP without thinking.......oh, sorry bout that dude, didn't mean to grab your thigh

[–]Fenris_uy 68 points69 points ago

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That wasn't my thigh ;)

[–]loricasegmentata[S] 58 points59 points ago

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Oh my! ;)

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points ago

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I love your work Mr. Takei.

[–]pureprotest 213 points214 points ago

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It's just like 4chan. All your worst comes out for everyone to see but your identity still remains a secret.

[–]Olegovich 41 points42 points ago

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Snapped this in NYC: http://i.imgur.com/JqUIC.jpg

[–]reverendnathan 92 points93 points ago

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Like the modern-day philosopher Rebecca Black, I ponder which seat I should take.

[–]boost2525 21 points22 points ago

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Did the ladies room/men's room sign have a picture of Siamese Twins?

[–]surfnaked 18 points19 points ago

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Shit in one while barfing in the other. Very practical.

[–]Ghost_Child 2 points3 points ago

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Ah, yes. The Love Toilet.

[–]NoApollonia 3 points4 points ago

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Why the hell does one need two toilets right next to each other? I can't think of anytime I'd actually want to use the bathroom with someone that close to me.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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The only "logical" thing I can come up with is that it was a bar or something and the city has a (# of Patrons)/Pi = Toilets Required. The owner got a complaint and said "fuck you" in a way only a New Yorker could, by installing a second toilet right next to the first.

[–]batshit_lazy 9 points10 points ago

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Maybe it's the whole thing about chicks going to the toilet together.

[–]NoApollonia 1 point2 points ago

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As a girl, I don't tend to ask someone else to come to the bathroom with me....so not always the truth girls go in packs.

[–]clothespin 90 points91 points ago

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Reminds me of Russia

[–]Peliento 29 points30 points ago

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Not suitable for spray pooping.

[–]clothespin 10 points11 points ago

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Well, the closer you get to the hole, the more suitable it gets

It does however look perfect for a spray pooping competition!

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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frankly your implied linearity is itself a function of anus diameter

[–]pbmaster123 11 points12 points ago

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I don't know what the fuck you just said, but it made me laugh.

[–]BesottedScot 2 points3 points ago

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I too share the same befuddled hilarity, upvote sir!

[–]wtfno 4 points5 points ago

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the closer you get to the hole that is one of the many holes from which I want to stay far, far away.

[–]aznhxor 1 point2 points ago

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Battleshits.

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points ago

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Brother's old place in the middle east

Note 3 important facts:

  1. The toilet paper was special because I was visiting

  2. This is the norm for many parts of the world

  3. There is a reason many people see shaking left handed as a sign of disrespect

[–]jollyllama 25 points26 points ago

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My favorite part about squat toilets is that the brand American Standard makes a line of them, with "American Standard" written across them. There's nothing less American in the world than a fucking squat toilet.

[–]gdm9000 1 point2 points ago

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Wait, what? What is there to make? It's just a hole...

[–]jollyllama 2 points3 points ago

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[–]alle0441 1 point2 points ago

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I helped layout some new bunkers in the KMTC (Kabul Military Training Compound).

I, indeed, had to find a vendor that makes the squatting shitter and download their plan view CAD block to put into the restroom drawings. Yay, I love my job.

[–]CockMeatSandwich 16 points17 points ago

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Jokes on them, I wipe my ass with my right hand!

[–]red_itor 3 points4 points ago

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TIL people are wiping their asses left-handed

[–]bearXential 2 points3 points ago

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I hope you wash thoroughly, because I wipe my ass with toilet paper.

[–]GentleHat 1 point2 points ago

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I wipe my toilet with ass paper.

[–]clothespin 54 points55 points ago

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Yup, one big reason I am not visiting the Middle East. Ever.

[–]doxiegrl1 27 points28 points ago

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You should mark of China, too. I became very proficient at the squatty-potty.

[–]godisbacon 9 points10 points ago

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I've always been curious at how they are able to keep steady enough to use squatty-potties on moving trains...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It's called a handle, used it in japan

[–]godisbacon 1 point2 points ago

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Didn't see anything to hold onto on this particular train. It was an older one though, so that's probably changed. Smelled terrible.

[–]fromtheoven 10 points11 points ago

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Dude, that was the engine room. They didn't make them with toilets back then.

[–]kuai_le 1 point2 points ago

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Oh it was awful! I have never seen such a nasty bathroom. The handle was disgusting. I had no choice but to sacrifice one hand to avoid falling. And when I went to wash my hands... no soap and just a tiny trickle of water. Thankfully I had wet-wipes in my purse. A vast majority of the squatters I used were not bad. The train was by far the worst. From my experience, the Japanese ones are cleaner than the Chinese ones but I haven't spent much time in Japan. This experience was on a 14ish hour overnight Chinese train a couple hours after the AC went out.

[–]fattailevent 4 points5 points ago

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Private residence in Chinese cities all have sitting toilet. Most of the public ones are squatters, although some are really just troughs with partitions.

[–]badiozam 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah the same in the Middle East. You'd be hard pressed to find a decent hotel with the squatting toilets.

[–]mwatson26 24 points25 points ago

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Cracked claims that squatty-potty is more healthy for humans than the throne

7 http://www.cracked.com/article_19121_7-basic-things-you-wont-believe-youre-all-doing-wrong.html

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago*

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I squat on the regular toilet. It requires taking your pants all the way off, but it really does the job. There's crap in there you didn't even know about. ' Editing to say that I'm glad that the article mentions the silliness of giving birth whilst laying on one's back. This evolved for the convenience of doctors.

[–]woofa_q 6 points7 points ago

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I'm doing this atm as a matter of fact. That's right, I reddit on the pooper, and it feels great

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Close the fucking door. It's stinkin' in here.

[–]PaplooTheEwok 2 points3 points ago

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After visiting Japan and becoming acquainted with the squat toilet, I've adapted to do the same thing. Makes a HUGE difference.

[–]herrmister 7 points8 points ago

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Fuck, when I'm taking a shit I don't expect pilates.

[–]original186 1 point2 points ago

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This is why we Americans are fatties.

[–]polar_rejection 10 points11 points ago

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Cracked is a comedy site. They claim lots of things.

[–]sctilley 13 points14 points ago

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But list based humor is only funny when it is true. Which is why cracked always sights, their, sources.

[–]darthnerder 23 points24 points ago

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cites their sources

[–]Lampshader 4 points5 points ago

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cites, not sights :)

[–]sprucenoose 7 points8 points ago

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But at least they usually have toilet paper. Also, I find the squat toilets more sanitary than siting toilets.

[–]doxiegrl1 6 points7 points ago

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Most public toilets I used didn't have toilet paper. You have to bring your own.

[–]a_noni_mouse 9 points10 points ago

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I can explain for one part of the middle-east, namely the fertile crescent (Jordan, Syria, Iraq, and Lebanon):

  1. Wiping your butt with toilet paper is not as common as using water to clean it. There are two variations of this method, the first, less evolved method, involves using a watering pot to wash out all feces. The second method involves the use of a bidet, and this is quite common among high and middle class throughout the region. However, you may face the squat toilet/watering pot if the building you're in is old, all new houses/facilities install the seat toilets.

  2. Indeed, I also noticed that everyone claims this toilet as their own. So far, I heard it being called Greek toilet, Arabic toilet, and Indian toilet. Wikipedia has a list of more names.

  3. In MENA (Middle East and North Africa) there is such a lush variety of ways you can disrespect people that it should have its own olympic sport. However, it's also easy to impress people there, so that's a plus.

  4. What on Earth is up with those freckled tiles, huh? They're to be found everywhere. Yet, they're so horrid.

  5. Happy towel day.

[–]Guth 6 points7 points ago

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Sitting upright on a toilet is one of the main causes of hemorrhoids.. We are actually doing it wrong. Humans are naturally supposed to squat to go poopie.

[–]mohawkmojito 1 point2 points ago

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I got used to these toilets and actually learnt to deal with the whole washing your ass thing. You feel surprisingly clean down there afterwards! But my god is it uncomfortable. I enjoy my long shits too much. A seat is what I need.

[–]apox64928 1 point2 points ago

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Holy pedestalless shit-hole. I will not be visiting this or OP's toilet sites any time in my rear future. I rather poop out in the woods, hidden from potential misfortunes.

[–]Zimb0 6 points7 points ago

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Least it comes with towel-ply.

[–]clothespin 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like that was an extra special touch for the VIP spot

[–]captainlavender 2 points3 points ago

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And woe betide the messy pooper.

[–]enthreeoh 21 points22 points ago

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I used a rest stop bathroom in Northern Virginia and it had doors that were normal height at the bottom but only came up to about head level if you were sitting on the can. It was really awkward trying to shit with people able to walk by and look in. It was definitely the fastest shit I ever took.

Luckily only 2 people glanced in, but 1 looked a little longer than the other guy so I said can I help you buddy? and he walked off.

[–]UpvoteForFreeHats 5 points6 points ago

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That's the one on the southbound side of I-95, the last one before Baltimore, or something like that. I've been there too, and it is shocking when you first walk in. Not to mention, the last time I was there, the second-to-last stall had a huge hole in the side wall, so anyone in the last stall (if there was) could reach through.

The female bathroom there must have been worse, I imagine.

[–]Ixaan 95 points96 points ago

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The door is TOO DAMN high!

[–]Cptn_Janeway 19 points20 points ago

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Thats a political party I can get behind.

[–]Thoraxe 9 points10 points ago

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I need to poop right after I eat... breakfastlunchanddinner.

[–]honkish 1 point2 points ago

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Not if you're squatting on the toilet rim. Then it's just right.

[–]autocorrector 20 points21 points ago

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Finally, my dream of being able to high-five people while pooping is a reality.

[–]wombatweiner 8 points9 points ago

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Clearly you've never visited the French Quarter.

[–]nothas 1 point2 points ago

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or amsterdam

[–]Bodacious_Gardener 5 points6 points ago

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Amsterdam is pissing in public HEAVEN!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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We need a bathroom cultures of the world thread now

[–]Shockin 10 points11 points ago

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You'd have liked this place then

NSFP (Not Safe For Prudes)

[–]BigThangTheory 2 points3 points ago

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I mean the thought of someone seeing my junk I could get over, but, I hate smelling my own shit, I don't see how I could manage someone else's.

[–]Shagmire 13 points14 points ago

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Let me tell you about the time I "accidentally" walked into the ladies room. Never. Go. In. There.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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I have been in almost every women's washroom on my university campus. For science.

[–]youre_on_a_list_now 11 points12 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]krdr 4 points5 points ago

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I did in high school. I didn't realized it at first but I walked in and usually go to the stalls anyways. Pushed the first one, occupied. Went to the second. Did my business then when I opened the stall door a girl I knew just so happened to walk by and look at me. She just kinda laughed and I was like "oh shit. oops." and booked it to class.

[–]Retanaru 11 points12 points ago

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I imagine walking in and seeing someone furiously fapping.

[–]ENKC 1 point2 points ago

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I imagine someone walking in and seeing me furiously fapping.

FTFY

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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I remember visiting France as a kid. I was in a restaurant and walked off to the bathroom. Saw toilets sign and walked in, urinal, fine I'll get to work. Just about to start pissing when a women walks in, walks right up next to me and tries to open the door to my right. It's engaged. I looked up and realised that the ladies toilet was also the gents, but there were urinals in the waiting room. Stood there with my dick out unable to urinate for 2 minutes and then left.

[–]Markaz 16 points17 points ago

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looks like someone installed the doors upside down

[–]BunsTown 6 points7 points ago

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just do an extreme standing hover poop while shielding your ween with one hand. its very relaxing. especially when there are people watching you.

[–]mbrady 6 points7 points ago

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At my high school back in the late 80's, they removed the doors from all the stalls as an anti-graffiti measure.

[–]Cdf12345 5 points6 points ago

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My high school never had doors on the bathroom stalls and i graduated in 2000.

[–]zfleeman 6 points7 points ago

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I see your awkward, and raise you just plain weird.

[–]afficionado81 7 points8 points ago

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It was plenty bad enough before I realized that in addition to shitting right in front of everyone, you also have to walk across the room to get to the TP.

[–]Finntastic 5 points6 points ago

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Oh no thank you.

[–]NoApollonia 4 points5 points ago

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Where is this so I know to never go?

[–]hawtfabio 6 points7 points ago

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Easy steps to making defecating here less visible.

1) Grasp the top of the stall door firmly

2) Pull yourself up slightly and place your feet on the bottom of the door

3) Arch your back and extend your buttocks into the ready position

4) Go time.

[–]zhylo 1 point2 points ago

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And make B-52 noises.

[–]Legoshoes 6 points7 points ago

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I had a nightmare just. like. this.

[–]hellalazy 6 points7 points ago

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[–]8bitid 4 points5 points ago

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Bumblebee Tuna!

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[–]PDAisAok 6 points7 points ago

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I went to a club once that's bathroom didn't have a door, had no partitions or walls or anything for the urinal and for the toilet. Felt sorry for anyone who had to take an emergency dump there

[–]greenw40 7 points8 points ago

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I've been to a few places like that, I think they do it to prevent people from doing drugs in the stalls.

[–]scythus 22 points23 points ago

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I think they misunderstand the point of a bathroom. That's like buying a car and taking off the wheels so nobody steals it.

[–]greenw40 7 points8 points ago

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Every place that I've been to without a stall door is one of the last places I would want to drop a deuce. At least you can still take a piss.

[–]Aitioma 9 points10 points ago*

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You should realize that your perception of what a toilet should look like is heavily shaped by religion: Genitals are dirty. Humans are dirty. Your bodily fluids are dirty. These things are all unnatural and shameful, you shouldn't do it in front of others.

You know what?

The Romans would disagree with you

The toilet was a social gathering place, the Romans knew that it is normal to release waste and that you can take your time to relax.

They would think that you are the one not understanding the point of a bathroom and disgrace it by making it something shameful.

They would find it extremely weird that you would lock yourself up in a box to take a shit as if you were afraid of being judged because you are a human.

[–]YourLogicAgainstYou 19 points20 points ago

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My perception of what a toilet should look like is heavily shaped by the fact that we have running water and central sewage.

[–]chacmool 5 points6 points ago

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and then they would hand you some leaded sugar drink....

[–]donkeydiddler 1 point2 points ago

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TL:DR We should all be more like babies and just not give a fuck.

[–]wtfno 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not religious and I'm not Roman and those Romans are long gone. I also know that poop is dirty. I also want some fucking privacy squeezing it out.

[–]PDAisAok 2 points3 points ago

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This actually makes more sense than any other explanation I could come up with. Especially considering this particular club

[–]wildo421 1 point2 points ago

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Push the garbage can in front of the door so you can hold it closed and poop in it. Problem solved.

[–]123not-it 1 point2 points ago

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Prison style. Awwww yeaaaa.

[–]Aitioma 1 point2 points ago

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Well, that was completely normal until most of the world was Christianized

The toilet was a social gathering place, the Romans knew that it is normal to release waste and that you can take your time to relax.

They would find it incredibly weird that you would lock yourself in a tiny compartment to take a shit as if you were afraid of others judging you for being a human.

[–]Jerakeen 3 points4 points ago

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The Roman's also used lead cookware and had gladiator fights to the death. I'm okay with not copying them 100%.

(although I upvote you because you make a good point)

[–]SwillFish 1 point2 points ago

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Don't know why you got down voted. Maybe it was the reference to Christianity? Anyway, I think the topic is rather fascinating. The Romans didn't have toilet paper either. They used a sea sponge on the end of a stick instead. They would leave these sponges soaking in water for the next poor sap who had to use them. Early recycling at its finest!

[–]katterkitten 4 points5 points ago

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I so have bad dreams about things like this where the stalls are too short or people can see me!

[–]KibethTheWalker 1 point2 points ago

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Me too!

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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[–]lonerangers 1 point2 points ago

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I am sure there is a reference I am not getting, care to inform me?

[–]Fulgora 20 points21 points ago

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Senator Wide stance, also know as former senator Larry Craig

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal

TL:DR - tried to solicit sex in a men's bathroom from a police officer.

[–]ProDrug 3 points4 points ago

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Hm....what is soliciting sex exactly and why is it not allowed?

[–]Solkre 9 points10 points ago

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It went, "okay".

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago*

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His name is in the URL

and this guy's famous pronunciation of the world excellent, since they remind me of one another.

[–]NotWithThatAttitude 1 point2 points ago

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Senator Larry Craig was arrested for soliciting sex from an undercover police officer in a men's restroom.

[–]simpersly 1 point2 points ago

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I voted for that guy.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What do you want... me to give you a low five or something???

[–]queen8612 3 points4 points ago

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I used a bathroom like that in Florida. I actually didnt realize it wa like that til I was already going...

[–]SpideyIRL 5 points6 points ago

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Seems like a creative way to stop people from pooping there

[–]dirtymoney 2 points3 points ago

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and a good way to get your restroom destroyed. If I saw this... I'd tear the place apart.

[–]yum_muesli 7 points8 points ago

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Took me a couple of seconds to work out what was wrong...

[–]CA88 7 points8 points ago

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it's to deter people from having sex in there. The More You Know

[–]saldek 10 points11 points ago

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Wouldn't this be counterproductive?

[–]Babrook 5 points6 points ago

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It attempts to be counterREproductive.

[–]TanasLevid 2 points3 points ago

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It looks like you found my old Catholic school bathroom :)

[–]yumenohikari 1 point2 points ago

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God's watching me do number two? Oh man, I'm a sinner. God's a pervert.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I've had nightmares like this.

[–]twonx 2 points3 points ago

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these restrooms give me nightmares

[–]noobercakes 2 points3 points ago

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i hope that engineer got insta fired

[–]imhuy 2 points3 points ago

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On the bright side... it's pretty damn clean.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder why.

[–]SumErgoCogito 2 points3 points ago

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We didn't have any doors on my high school stalls. Not one.

[–]devancheque 2 points3 points ago

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I once had to use the restroom where one of the stall walls was a glass window facing the crowded city street. It was obviously a one-way mirror window, but that didn't make it any less awkward.

[–]mrchimpy 2 points3 points ago

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OMG I KNOW! I HATE it when the doors open inward! It is the worst.

[–]TheLastBoyScout 1 point2 points ago

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i think someone in that building must have a booming upskirt video business....

[–]Erzsabet 2 points3 points ago

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Pft, this can't be a girls bathroom, all the seats are up!

[–]trevorxyz44 1 point2 points ago

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I guess their thoughts on the matter were "as long as you can't see them, they can't see you".

[–]crumunch 1 point2 points ago

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This is the kind of thing that I have awkward have to go to the bathroom but everyone is watching dreams about.

[–]seeasea 1 point2 points ago

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In my elementary school growing up (chicago), the stalls had no doors at all

[–]abeuntstudiainmores 1 point2 points ago

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maybe they had a fapping problem at the workplace, we had to remove the doors once.

[–]bobby_stoan 1 point2 points ago

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I've always wondered how other men wipe their asses.

[–]ducky6 1 point2 points ago

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I believe some of the bathrooms at Pike Place Market in Seattle are kinda like this.

[–]cheezburglar 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Saint_Jimmy 1 point2 points ago

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This must be George Costanza's worst nightmare.

[–]Niall_Sg1 1 point2 points ago

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It took me a surprisingly long time to work out what was wrong..I thought it had something to do with the seats being up :/

[–]myheadissmall 1 point2 points ago

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If it were me I wouldn't have notice anything out of the ordinary until I pulled down my pants. By then I would be screaming like a girl.

[–]spriggig 1 point2 points ago

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Well, you don't have to look anyone in the eye.

But you can watch them wipe, so...

[–]nothing_tralala 1 point2 points ago

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This is my nightmare realized. You know the one where you have to piss or shit real bad and the stalls are not private by any means, and the restroom is always really crowded. And also unisex. Ugh. Terrible.

[–]bkev 1 point2 points ago

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The restrooms at Powells bookstore in Portland are somewhat like this; not quite this bad, but almost. I know they're trying to cut down on theft, but once you're intruding on your customer's bathroom privacy, you've gone too far...

[–]imperfcet 2 points3 points ago

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I admit that this is a weird, uncomfortable set up, but I would guess that if you were looking from a normal height you wouldn't be able to see anything above mid-shin due to the angle.

[–]Eric578 3 points4 points ago

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the angle in the photograph is the same angle as video camera in there

[–]Spiro_Agnew 4 points5 points ago

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That should be illegal. I would piss on the ground as a protest.

[–]Pravusmentis 1 point2 points ago

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I bet that room could scar a child for life if he came in during corn and mayonnaise day..

[–]elitexero 14 points15 points ago

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I don't think you can scar someone who lives in an area where they have 'corn and mayonnaise day.'

[–]Celph_Help 1 point2 points ago

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That's why you don't shut in public.

[–]Celph_Help 5 points6 points ago

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shit

[–]smithysmitherson 3 points4 points ago

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What? What's wrong?

[–]Hyperian 0 points1 point ago

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well at least they cant see your face when they see your junk

[–]Come_at_me_friend 0 points1 point ago

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At least your face is not visible.

[–]Im_At_A_10 0 points1 point ago

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Upvoted because I once had a nightmare with these exact stalls.

[–]turtleban 0 points1 point ago

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Go into the restroom and you're in for a contest

[–]ptsaq 0 points1 point ago

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Makes the glory hole action a little awkward too.

[–]mydepiction 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know if this is the case throughout the country, but the public restrooms at Sears here are similar, though a tad bit lower.

[–]MPair-E 0 points1 point ago

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Speaking of sort of awkward restrooms, the Musée d'Orsay has you covered. I remember using a restroom there where the line of urinals was perpendicular to the exit of the restroom, an exit of which there was no door. I remember urinating, looking to my right, and watching museum attendees of all kinds walking past.

I know that's not the same as, say, a hole in a tile floor, but as far as sort of 'posh' locales go...

[–]Catpoopfire 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone photoshop Keanu Reeves in this?

[–]gatheringstorm 0 points1 point ago

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i've had nightmares about this sort of thing

[–]Masher88 0 points1 point ago

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That's how my high school was! I never shat at school.

[–]dirtymoney 0 points1 point ago*

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sure beats not having ANY doors. In elementary school we didnt have any doors.....we had stall walls but no doors (this was in the late 70s & early 80s). If you dared take a shit between classes or during restroom breaks..... kids would gather around and point & laugh at you while you took a shit.

If you were smart & you really had to take a shit.... you waited til the middle of class & asked the teacher so you could shit in peace.

I rarely ever took an actual shit at school. And I NEVER EVER took a shit between classes or during restroom breaks.

I am pretty sure the doors were removed so kids couldnt do anything they shouldnt be doing behind them.

[–]Frodo_has_hairy_feet 0 points1 point ago

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I actually had a nightmare about this last night. I really needed to pee, but the door wouldn't close, and there were people watching. It... was... terrible...

[–]Hungry_Maude 0 points1 point ago

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Whoa. I recently dreamt this. Scared the shit out of me...

[–]monsieurvampy 0 points1 point ago

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In my high school they were really really low instead of high like this. If a person wanted to they could just come up to the door and look right over.

[–]WhyIHateEverything 0 points1 point ago

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At least you have doors. In basic training they took the doors off the stalls for 2 weeks because some idiot was peeing on the toilet paper. I shit twice during that time, both times in one of those awful portable toilets.

[–]71NZ 0 points1 point ago

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Can any of the women in this thread explain when you go piss how urine doesn't go all over your leg when you're close to being done without cleaning using the squatting toilet? This is one of the main reason why I won't visit any place with a squat toilet due to pee burning sensations that my skin gets if its not wiped properly, and with lack of TP its disgusting.

[–]underdasiege 0 points1 point ago

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seriously...one of my recurring nightmares

[–]woofa_q 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of a bar I had to shit in once, where the stalls were only sheilded by those floppy saloon doors. Awkard I contact in the sink mirror was not fun, nor the visibility of the junk.

[–]CoolMD 0 points1 point ago

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women's restroom, right?

[–]honkish 0 points1 point ago

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TIL that Redditors know a lot of shit about ... shitting.

[–]zeebo17 0 points1 point ago

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This looks like every single bar restroom.

[–]Sydviciouz 0 points1 point ago

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Well that's not very private... OR IS IT ;D

[–]fictionary 0 points1 point ago

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Notice that they don't have dividers between the "stalls" either...

[–]forgeSHIELD 0 points1 point ago

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lucky. at my highschool we didn't even have doors!

[–]Radico87 0 points1 point ago

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so long as you avoid eye contact - that's key. especially when fapping.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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epic fail

[–]waz67 0 points1 point ago

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In situations like this you have to just man up and do it like a boss.