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[–]qvantamon 60 points61 points ago

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You clearly stole this from FunnyJunk.

EDIT: I can tell because the guy on the left has funny junk.

[–]dxcotre 16 points17 points ago

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This is a lie. You either ninja-edited or didn't edit at all.

HEY. THIS GUY'S A PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY!

[–]GiefDownvotesPlox 0 points1 point ago

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I'M CALLING THE POLICE NOW.

[–]Bedeone 22 points23 points ago

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[–]doctork91 3 points4 points ago

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What does an alot of reposts look like?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Looks something like Reddit.

[–]w2tpmf 5 points6 points ago

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ZING!

[–]Seagull66 25 points26 points ago

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Where are George Michael's cut-offs?

[–]zekavemann 12 points13 points ago

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He took them off? The courage! Still, there are dozens of us... dozens!

[–]gmaterna 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't see you at the convention.

[–]cornballer876 0 points1 point ago

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you have to wear the frontspiece

[–]Snatchateer 0 points1 point ago

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George Michael never wanted to wear that cod piece

[–]RalphiesBoogers 7 points8 points ago

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Thank you for not making fun of my genitalia.

[–]heckcr01 5 points6 points ago

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i thought i was.

[–]NoC0mments 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Spanktacular 6 points7 points ago

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It's not bad, but your sense of balance is way off and the overworked brushstrokes almost feel contrived. I can see that you want to create perfection, but what you need to do is feel the work instead of trying to be the work.

I'll give you a B- for it, but I really want you to explore the space better next time. And I think this is your fourth piece of your grandfather trying to touch you. Is everything okay?

[–]suprxtragrav 2 points3 points ago

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Imitation of pretentious art instructor: A+

[–]Bichofelix 25 points26 points ago

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Repost.

[–]RepostedContent 0 points1 point ago

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You rang?

[–]dhaft88 3 points4 points ago

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That's pretty good, is that a crayola fresco?

[–]Alkaline99 5 points6 points ago

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Meh. It's okay.

[–]ibeatyu2 4 points5 points ago

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Not bad, would you be willing to paint that on my ceiling?

[–]JefeRojo 3 points4 points ago

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Nice frontspiece

[–]ase8913 2 points3 points ago

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My painting is better. Here

[–]icehouse_lover 3 points4 points ago

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Not as original as mine

[–]dungeondad 2 points3 points ago

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Alot

[–]MileHighBarfly 1 point2 points ago

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Oh boy, I hope it's Macho Man elbow dropping Jesus!

[–]misterhand02 1 point2 points ago

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Dude. God's got one sweet harum of bitches.

[–]Dr_Rosenpenis 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, man! Sweet and procol!

[–]cl3ver 1 point2 points ago

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Why does God get to wear clothes?

Also judging by his image all of that compensating with creating a universe makes sense now.

[–]icehouse_lover 2 points3 points ago

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On what day did he create clothes? It was obviously after this photo was taken.

[–]entcinoman 1 point2 points ago

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Dude, that's beautiful. Did you ever think of going pro?

[–]datajunkies 1 point2 points ago

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They're about to gingerly touch their tips.

[–]bradwasheresoyeah 1 point2 points ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]ttustudent 1 point2 points ago

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Meh, I've seen it done better.

[–]ChanceZto 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Siggy778 1 point2 points ago

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Sadly, I'm sure some people actually think you painted this.

[–]maxp0wah 1 point2 points ago

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And God said unto Adam:

"Pull my finger."

[–]lexysharps 1 point2 points ago

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Is that supposed to be you? Tiny penis, haha!

[–]1htaehn 4 points5 points ago

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NSFW?

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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It's art so you're good. Although your sexuality might be questioned.

[–]Acidyo 0 points1 point ago

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Burn!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Oh..oh.. BURN

[–]happyjuice 0 points1 point ago

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Okay, I have always been to polite to ask this, but why the fuck is his penis so small?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What was it like drawing that guys little member?

[–]Eqc 0 points1 point ago

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That's devine!

[–]fenderlite 0 points1 point ago

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Photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels...

[–]MyKarmaKilledURDogma 0 points1 point ago

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obviously shopped, I can tell by the pixels

[–]IntensionallyRong 0 points1 point ago

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So old. I totally saw that last week on Digg.

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[–]foilapron 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Pravusmentis 0 points1 point ago

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it even has a pons and matches the major groove

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 0 points1 point ago

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It must have been cold that day.

[–]logicalutilizor 0 points1 point ago

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At least have the courtesy to add the source!

[–]dichloroethane 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, that's a good replica. Can you also do the Mona Lisa?

[–]lonewolf1983 0 points1 point ago

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Ohhh Ho! It's funny because he said he painted it but he did not paint that at all!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not positive, but I SWEAR I have seen this somewhere before...

[–]Johanitsu 0 points1 point ago

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should be...check out what my 5yo daughter did

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The guy on the left has way too many muscles. Have you ever seen a human body?

[–]Kronephoney 0 points1 point ago

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alot

[–]BoothWilkesJohn 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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what the heck happened to his dingdong?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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haha you painted the penis

[–]Acidyo 0 points1 point ago

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TIL pink was in back then.

[–]SKREAM 0 points1 point ago

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micropenis

[–]tydy91 0 points1 point ago

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Damn dude, you're fuckin amazing, I bet you'll be like famous or something someday.

[–]SlightlyConfusedGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Reposts!? It's been done.

[–]SofaCommander 0 points1 point ago

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No homo.

[–]funknut 0 points1 point ago

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I suggest you xpost this. They love this kinda stuff over here.

[–]heyfatkid 0 points1 point ago

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Paul Smeenis

[–]glazeeblazen 0 points1 point ago

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I know they painted/sculpted all the dicks back in the day small so it wouldnt place the emphasis on sexuality, but seriously nobody at the time said anything? I refuse to believe that everyone thought that was normal.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The old pull my finger trick, epic almost biblical.

[–]giveitago 0 points1 point ago

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I never noticed before but God's a bit of a tranny.

[–]conwyt 0 points1 point ago

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Does that guy have a fish tail for a dong.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]qpid 0 points1 point ago

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r/RedditThroughHistory

[–]DunDerD 0 points1 point ago

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I hope that's not a self portrait.

[–]Hiredgoonthug 0 points1 point ago

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SELF PORTRAIT OF UR WEENUR

[–]howcanitbethis 0 points1 point ago

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Why did you paint his dick so small?

[–]Dr_Scientist_ 0 points1 point ago

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This is terrible. Raphael is way better.

[–]crantastic 0 points1 point ago

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Ctrl-F..."penis"...6 matches.

[–]zoidy-poo 0 points1 point ago

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I came here expecting "alot of reposting". I am thoroughly disappointed.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, you even made god and his angels look like a human brain. This must be a huge but hidden fuck you to the church. kudos.

[–]Prufrock451 0 points1 point ago

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I just noticed one angel's job is to hold up God's ass. Seems at first like that would be an awful job, but I'll bet it's pretty sweet to be around God, even if you only see the business end.

[–]BlahMeep 0 points1 point ago

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Love that map!

[–]yolesaber 0 points1 point ago

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Where can I download this?

[–]BlahMeep 1 point2 points ago

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Here, good sir.

Extract to: Steam\steamapps\common\worms reloaded\UserLandscapes

[–]Lurkin_Like_A_Pro 0 points1 point ago

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Nice try, Leonardo da Vinci

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's God giving Adam the finger.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Does everyone know about r/redditthroughouthistory?

[–]i-hate-digg 0 points1 point ago

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I never knew Michaelangelo was a gamer.

[–]jmones 0 points1 point ago

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You guys are all idiots if you believe this guy painted that. It's "The Creation of Adam" by Michelangelo. It's one of the most famous works of art in the world.

[–]SlightlyConfusedGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure if serious....

[–]Despisear 0 points1 point ago

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This needs to be upvoted... What is becoming of reddit?

[–]studioidefix 0 points1 point ago

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TIL : One of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was a painter.

[–]jmones 4 points5 points ago

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sigh Thats it I'm quitting reddit now. I can't take the stupid.

[–]Pertz 1 point2 points ago

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Dude just cuz you didn't know Michelangelo was equally skilled with a brush as nun-chucks doesn't mean you should beat yourself up over it.

[–]Solnai 2 points3 points ago

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Actually all of them were

Raphael

Leonardo

Michelangelo

Donatello

Relevant

[–]onin1977 0 points1 point ago

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You do great work, what do you charge?

[–]InGordWeTrust 0 points1 point ago*

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That picture is clearly NSFW. You can see a penis. I was looking at it while at work and I got fired over it. Damn you with your original but improperly tagged image.

[–]studioidefix 5 points6 points ago

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You can a penis.

Better be careful with the can opener

[–]Acidyo 0 points1 point ago

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I'm his boss and I was told to come here and verify that this actually happened.

[–]Chainsawd 0 points1 point ago

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Way to persecute the arts, Mr. Boss Man.

[–]ProbabilityOfWhining -1 points0 points ago

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1

[–]Sepheus 1 point2 points ago

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Least creative novelty account ever.

[–]fisheric -1 points0 points ago

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why did you paint the guys wang?

[–]kbreddit95 5 points6 points ago

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Why did you paint the guys wang so small, reassuring self confidence :P?

[–]MeloJelo 2 points3 points ago

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Honestly, does anyone know the answer to this? The part about Adam's wang being small, not about the OP's self-confidence.

I know David's schlong is tiny because it is supposed to be contracted in fear of fighting Goliath . . . is Adam terrified of God and His bitches?

[–]outlaw99775 6 points7 points ago

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Maybe it is just cold

[–]inaneInTheMembrane 3 points4 points ago

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To emulate the Greek standards of beauty. It seems strange now, but apparently "endowment" was not a big an issue at the time, large members even being the subject of ridicule. The fact is that tiny schlongs were what you were a requirement to be a male Adonis in the Greek canon of beauty.

The renaissance being a time where emulation of ancient art and more generally emulation of everything from the ancient Greek civilization (which was considered to be a kind of super-advanced Atlantis-style nation), it is natural that Michaelangelo would try to emulate the art of that period.

[–]TheVoiceofTheDevil 4 points5 points ago

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Awesome. I really am classically beautiful.

[–]CrimsonKevlar 0 points1 point ago

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Cool, but I've always wondered... is God inside a giant Uterus? what is up with that?

[–]chelseahuzzah 0 points1 point ago

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It's supposed to look like a brain. God's giving man knowledge.

[–]AccusationsGW 0 points1 point ago

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Or, literally, God is in the mind.

[–]Acidyo 3 points4 points ago

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He is not a shower, he is a grower.

[–]twonx 0 points1 point ago

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upvote for wang