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[–]bobtentpeg 47 points48 points ago

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Going to call bullshit on the use of the term "hack".

[–]brocollocalypse 7 points8 points ago

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Also on your boyfriend being a "sexy unicorn guy".

[–]charlie_bronson 2 points3 points ago

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Oh good, i didn't even need to make one for this, first page of search. http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/2p67/

[–]daanishh 6 points7 points ago

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Yup. I know because that's my girlfriend's meaning of the term "hack," too.

[–]randumnumber 2 points3 points ago

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Same here.

[–]B34NS 0 points1 point ago

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same, just like sony you cant thrown that term around!

[–]rootlinuxusr 19 points20 points ago

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...and by hack you meant change "his" profile picture with prior knowledge of "his" password

[–]yerffej 10 points11 points ago

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When you say "hack," do you mean obtaining his password by say using a keylogger or picking up his password over a network, OR do you mean that he forgot to log out or knew his password before?

[–]frasoftw 1 point2 points ago

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At this point I would let clicking on the "Saved Password" button in firefox count. But people aren't even willing to do that.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Stupid bitch, learn what that word means.

[–]LuLu_Wins 3 points4 points ago

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It's pretty clear what's happened here. She's created a GUI using visual basic to track the facebookers password.

[–]xxxtyrantxxx 1 point2 points ago

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you're ugly

[–]Procra 2 points3 points ago

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"haha" she says, if it was done to her account it wouldn't be a joke. No bjs for like a fuckin' month. total bullshit.

[–]UmamiKazama 0 points1 point ago

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His default?

[–]bw1870 0 points1 point ago

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I don't really care.

[–]Bobic2 0 points1 point ago

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Hack my ass. Also as far as facebook pranks go, that's pretty tame.

[–]cattown 0 points1 point ago

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What did you change his profile picture to?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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falls into the category of "cannot be unseen".

[–]markevens 0 points1 point ago*

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That is so takei.

[–]hazju1 0 points1 point ago

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"Takai" means expensive or tall. You're thinking of Takei

/Melvin

[–]markevens 0 points1 point ago

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thx melvin

[–]wubbwubb -2 points-1 points ago

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When you hack somebody account you are supposed to change something.

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[–]megusta21[S] 2 points3 points ago

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actually i have a laptop so its in the kitchen 24/7 just like me.

[–]InTheBay -1 points0 points ago

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I posted that set of pics! hah

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago*

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I have two questions. First, you consider logging into an account legitimately, using a username/e-mail address and password, hacking? Second, does your boyfriend know you're a retard?

[–]megusta21[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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first of all it was a joke and yes, yes he does.

[–]Dr_Rosenpenis -1 points0 points ago

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