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[–]I_Shit_In_Vaginas 73 points74 points ago

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Reminds me of this.

[–]2Pro4U 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Nice.

[–]ken_NT 1 point2 points ago

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waffles kick ass

[–]minche 0 points1 point ago

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don't you mean carrots?

[–]xoe6eixi 0 points1 point ago

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I'm downvoting you because I love you.

[–]minche -2 points-1 points ago

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I only posted it because I wasn't on reddit when this was 'popular' hh

[–]PseudCrawfish 0 points1 point ago

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[–]PseudCrawfish 0 points1 point ago

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[–]minche 0 points1 point ago

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hahah

[–]tychobrahesmoose 0 points1 point ago

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<read username>

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[–]welshfarmer 20 points21 points ago

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is that the kung fu panda sandoval?

[–]BoggsMcMuncher 21 points22 points ago

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yeah #48. he lost 40 lbs in the offseason and hes hitting over .300 cant wait to have him back

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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He's so skinny I barely recognized him! But he was swinging ridiculously well before that whole wrist injury thing.

[–]Uncle-Dads-Whistle 4 points5 points ago

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He swings at EVERYTHING. A ball will bounce off the ground and he'll still swing on it. But hell, he's battin over 300 so it's workin for us.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Hey he's alot more patient than last year you can't deny that! And none of the other starters are evern batting .300 :(. Still managing to get wins though!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Pandoval!

[–]taiwanesekid05 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure that's Sandoval.

[–]jdshelnutt 38 points39 points ago

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*Proceeds to win World Series

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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To be fair, Pandoval has lost 40 lbs since last season. I guess he was tired of sliding into third base 80 feet before the bag.

[–]El_Pinguino 6 points7 points ago

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With him on the bench and Juan Uribe in his place.

[–]shmoidel 2 points3 points ago

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He still played in nearly 162 other games.

[–]classic411 31 points32 points ago

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[–]mattpsx2 60 points61 points ago

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It looks better with kfc

[–]onlyblackredditor 31 points32 points ago

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reluctantly upvotes

[–]Propolandante 10 points11 points ago

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"redditor for 10 months" :)

[–]LatinoIncognito 1 point2 points ago

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Too bad he's from Venezuela. You're attempt at racial humor is invalid... but still funny.

[–]trolloc1 4 points5 points ago

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Thats racist!

[–]KFCandPurpleDrank 23 points24 points ago

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No shit.

[–]MIL215 3 points4 points ago

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The only thing missing is the purple... oh.

[–]Sarahmint 0 points1 point ago

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the purple WHAT?

[–]ifeelstabby 1 point2 points ago

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malt liquor and waltermelon also works.

[–]kabukistar 12 points13 points ago

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This one makes me laugh every time.

[–]_Particle_Man_ 4 points5 points ago

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it's the tail that does it

[–]ZapRowsdower756 4 points5 points ago

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NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM trip PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]shutupmimsey 1 point2 points ago

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My favorite gif of all time right there.

[–]TheDFactor 6 points7 points ago

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Its funny cuz hes hurt.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I honest to god didn't even see the cake the first like 5 times I watched it.

[–]shonuff2000 2 points3 points ago

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wow i had forgotten how fat the panda was for a while there.

[–]soul3n 2 points3 points ago

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There was a more racist version... with a bucket of KFC instead of cake

[–]jojotheking 1 point2 points ago

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This is pretty awesome, it started as a slow chuckle and grew into a knee slapper

[–]bigbabich 1 point2 points ago

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BoSox fan chiming in here: Even Big Papi dropped a lot of lbs but damn if this guy isn't HUGE.

[–]Funnyjunkthief 1 point2 points ago

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That's really funny, I might have to pass that along to a few friends.

[–]Uncle-Dads-Whistle 2 points3 points ago

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Man, I've seen some pretty lame novelty accounts, but really?

[–]pattyneidert 1 point2 points ago

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It's so topical.

[–]ShampocalypseWOW 1 point2 points ago

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Herpdy Derpdy had a great fall.

[–]jmcstar 1 point2 points ago

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Poor Pablo. He has really lost weight since then. Although, he is still prone to the occasional crazy play.

Edit: GO GIANTS!

[–]insomniasystems 1 point2 points ago

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The cake is a lie!

[–]rootlinuxusr 4 points5 points ago

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[–]kc7wbq 0 points1 point ago

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Ha ha, fat person is fat! Go back to inside fat person, you not real person!

[–]Crixomix 1 point2 points ago

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This made me laugh so hard... Hahaha

[–]TheSquid10 0 points1 point ago

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thank you

[–]futuretoday777 0 points1 point ago

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That's piece of cake.

[–]Funnyjunkthief 0 points1 point ago

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That's really funny, I might have to pass that along to a few friends.

[–]theghostofme 0 points1 point ago

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The cake is a...distraction!

[–]futuretoday777 0 points1 point ago

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That's piece of cake.

[–]natzo 0 points1 point ago

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That's a pretty high quality gif.

[–]RiddimVersion 0 points1 point ago

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ha, that's silly. you have no business being on that cake, you're a field.

[–]Honda_TypeR 0 points1 point ago

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It looked like he actually got thinner after he fell.

[–]AkshayaSingh 0 points1 point ago

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This gif make me cry every time coz I would've done the same. : (

[–]dhvl2712 0 points1 point ago

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That is a FAT baseball player.

[–]misterhand02 0 points1 point ago

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Funny fat people are funny.

[–]gonz0 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha, it's funny because he is fat!

[–]BenTG 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, you blew out your knee!

[–]trash-80 0 points1 point ago

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every. time.

[–]PseudCrawfish 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BasharAtreus 2 points3 points ago

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Is the cake real?

[–]Zeppelanoid -2 points-1 points ago

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No. It is a lie.

[–]BasharAtreus 0 points1 point ago

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (You have to say it in the Nightowl voice at the end of Watchmen).

[–]rdeluca 2 points3 points ago

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Vader at the end of Episode III

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[–]BasharAtreus 0 points1 point ago

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Omfg, u won. /bows in submission.

[–]rdeluca 2 points3 points ago

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YES! I mean NOOOOooooooooo!

[–]BasharAtreus -2 points-1 points ago

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I have a confession, i liked the prequels more than the original trilogy. IM SORRY!!!

[–]rdeluca 0 points1 point ago

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Meh. shrug

I will find and kill you.

[–]BasharAtreus -2 points-1 points ago

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I sorry. But its true, granted Hayden Christianson's acting was worst than AIDS, but the beautiful ship designs, Yoda and Sidious fighting (not just with lightsabers), Order 66, The Clone Wars, the fantastic lines from Yoda and Sidious, Natalie Portman's beautiful self, the music, the epic lightsaber battles, etc. Plus i saw them when i was in my prime (teens-20s) and it made an even greater impact on me.

[–]NotSelfReferential 0 points1 point ago

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I will downvote this every time you say it. I am watching you.

[–]Zeppelanoid 1 point2 points ago

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Put a portal joke in your comments.

Reddit loves portal.

[–]Zeppelanoid -4 points-3 points ago

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No. It is a lie.

[–]NotSelfReferential 1 point2 points ago

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This, too.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Sarahmint 0 points1 point ago

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creepy

[–]GratuitousDowner -1 points0 points ago

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Obesity is one of the most prevalent health issues facing the American population today. This .gif proves that not even our athletes are immune from this problem, which causes its sufferers decreased quality of life and shortened life expectancies, in addition to costing us billions through our overburdened healthcare system.

[–]_Particle_Man_ 1 point2 points ago

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its people like you that make me read user names

[–]xamorok -3 points-2 points ago

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This repost makes me cry every time

[–]dragonspyral -2 points-1 points ago

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Didn't we all agree the cake is a lie?

[–]Poker_Boobs -1 points0 points ago

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haha, what an asshole

[–]PharaohJoe -3 points-2 points ago

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Baseball, the only sport where you can be a tremendously out of shape "athlete" and still compete......

[–]brain_candy 1 point2 points ago

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Don't forget bowling. OH! and golf!! Is poker a sport yet?

[–]chodesketeer -2 points-1 points ago

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that fat ass is an athlete?

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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Shoulda been watermelon...