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Is it wrong to laugh? (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 year ago by HKWill
[–]tomthecool 367 points368 points369 points 1 year ago
Meanwhile somewhere in Florida, God graciously gifts a late Church attender with an empty parking space!
[–]KennyMcCormick 173 points174 points175 points 1 year ago
There seems to be more and more empty parking spaces every time I go to church! God must really love us.
[–][deleted] 26 points27 points28 points 1 year ago
duh don't you get it? god takes all the goodness quota for that kid and gives LOADS of people nice little things.
So if you want a cure for AIDS he has to go out and cripple a few homeless kids....
... it's hard work trying to manage the karma being a deity you know.
[–]atlas44 49 points50 points51 points 1 year ago
Every time a bell falls on a crippled child, an angel gives a CEO some new jet-skis.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
God is a capitalist for sure
[–]SuddenRealization 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
That's what Rush Limbaugh tells me. He also says instead of giving to the poor, jesus wants you to give tax breaks to the rich so trickle down feeds the homeless.
[–]taterbizkit 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
More like the tinkle down might slake their thirst.
[–]jaewoo 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Rush for president! His first speech would be aimed at china: "Ching chong waaa hoi bao..."
[–]WillHK 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
If the meek wanted to inherit the earth, their parents should have been rich.
[–]in_somnis_veritas 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Surely Campanology-related accidents are few and far between? Especially ones involving the Disabled. Does that mean that the CEO's are going without? Cool.
[–]monkeyslikebananas 45 points46 points47 points 1 year ago
Isn't God great!
[–]vanostran 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
God is dead!, and no one cares!
[–]feeltheillinoise 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
If there is a hell I'LL SEE YOU THERE!
[–]Doctor_Rupert 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Meanwhile, somewhere in Texas, God graciously gifts a priest with a little boy with working legs so he can fuck.
[–]Stephaniellen 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
oh it makes me crazy when people attribute things like this to 'God' as if, even stipulating there may be a God he has nothing better to do that arrange for good parking spaces for his followers. If those are his priorities no wonder the world has been so screwed up.
[–]loubandy 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
god has a hard-on for parking
[–]Robstaley 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
and he made my favorite sports teams win! GOD IS TRUELY GREAT!
[–]SKRules 89 points90 points91 points 1 year ago
In case anyone wants to read it here is the full article.
[–]BigPapiC-Dog 85 points86 points87 points 1 year ago
This is my favorite Onion article of all time.
I am the Lord thy God, who created the rivers and the mountains, the heavens and the earth, the sun and the moon and the stars. Before Me sits My beloved child, whose faith is that of the mustard seed from which grows mighty and powerful things. My child, Timmy Yu, I say unto you thus: I have heard your prayers, and now I shall answer them. No, you cannot get out of your wheelchair. Not ever.
[–]stewmeat 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
God is also addicted to babies
[–]envengphd 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
A box of jewels???
[–]BurningPandama 52 points53 points54 points 1 year ago
"Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think." - Horace Walpole
[–]Irongrip 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
I would say.
Life is a tragedy for those who think, and a bliss for those who don't.
[–]myheadissmall 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
Ignorance is bliss.
[–]ada42 -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
France is Bacon Michael Scott
France is Bacon
Michael Scott
[–]jabandie 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Its a satire in any case.
[–]Tlah 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I'd rather laugh than smile too.
[–]Skwerl23 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
the more i think the more beautiful life is.
[–]DingDongSeven 20 points21 points22 points 1 year ago
Okay, old joke:
"So, this pub, they held a collection for this kid, they had a jar on the counter and they wanted to send him to Lourdes, in France, where cripples get healed and all that. I dunno what his thing was, but his arms and legs were all messed up, and he was stuck in a wheel chair. So they all put their pennies in, hoping for a miracle and all that. Eventually they did get enough money, and they sent him and a nurse. Now, Lourdes has equipment to deal with cripples, and they had a crane that they used to lower this kid into the spring, wheelchair and all. And when he came back out, well, his arms and feet were still messed up, but his wheelchair had a brand new set of tires."
(Thank you.)
[–]stirfried 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
It's funny because it's true.
[–][deleted] 1 year ago
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[–]undercoveruser 43 points44 points45 points 1 year ago
Pft... A Magic 8-Ball has like 20 different answers.
[–]andysmith25 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
So... we should pray to Magic 8-Balls instead?
[–]undercoveruser 40 points41 points42 points 1 year ago
shakes Magic 8-Ball
Signs point to yes.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Pray to Joe Pesci. Like Carlin said, he looks like a guy that can get things done.
[–]Codicosica 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Why not the magic conch?
[–]envengphd 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
I was also told that silence IS an answer. Now I apply this wisdom to emails, "friend's" requests and young & healthy beggars in the street.
[–]johnjkoehler 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Praying to a box of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit calendars will give you the same three answers.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
I guess I have praying and masturbating turned around. No wonder I was asked to leave in the middle of the sermon this morning.
[–]bombaybicycleclub 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Just keep praying, force the matter!
God responds these little fucker's prayers and not mine? I'm still waiting to see if He'll let me win the lottery or not!
[–]HKWill[S] 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
He first told me, 'no' when I had to take a math test and there wasn't a snow day in sight. Dick move on his part.
[–]TenshiS 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I guess 'No' is the only answer He knows.
[–]HKWill[S] 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I thought so too, but the next test, I studied a week in advance and prayed really hard for an A. Got an A. Clearly god's doing.
Yeah, a couple of weeks ago I took a 3 hour trip to another city, and I didn't die. Clearly God's doing.
[–]TheBananaKing 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
"Samuel, you gotta work with me a little. At least buy a ticket"
[–]TheDeanMan 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I love that joke. Even moreso the book I read it in.
[–]AstorSapolsky 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
It's the Onion, if they don't create awkward laughter it just wouldn't be right.
Awkward for most, I just cracked up.
[–]actlikehumans 24 points25 points26 points 1 year ago
What they left out is that the boy's prayer was asking if god was real.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
"No", says God, vanishing in a puff of logic
[–]rILEYcAPSlOCK 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
God clearly hasn't read Descartes.
[–]actlikehumans 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
God hates education, of course he hasn't!
[–]jaffamol 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
I see what you did there.
[–]qataridestroyer 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
so God is a troll? if he doesn't exist how can he reply with a "no"?
[–]actlikehumans 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
It's religion, does it need to make sense?
[–]MananWho 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
That's the joke.
[–]dakk12 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
No, but it is wrong not to link to the original.
[–]LexMortis 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
The test results are in. 'You are a horrible person.' That's what it says. You're a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
[–]HKWill[S] 31 points32 points33 points 1 year ago
Apparently it IS funny. Thanks for sharing my sense of humour, Reddit. :)
[–]LordZero 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
This is on my refrigerator at home. It's next to the one that says, "Free thinking cat shits outside the box." showing a cat that took a shit right next to a litter box. Gotta love the Onion.
[–]bombaybicycleclub 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
You deserve karma
[–]johnjkoehler 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
I'm paralyzed and in a wheelchair. Believe it or not, early on I (and many others) prayed to the Christian God and got the same answer. Feel free to laugh at me instead if it makes you feel better :)
[–]my_dog_eats_raw_meat -10 points-9 points-8 points 1 year ago
You accidently post the same comment 3x. Error 502 - it went through, 504 - try some more. And the OP is not funny, it's fucking bitter.
[–]johnjkoehler 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
What's bitter is religion's empty promise that prayer works.
[–]my_dog_eats_raw_meat 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
that's exactly what I mean
[–]johnjkoehler 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
Sorry. I guess my posting ability is disabled too.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Aww, no. 502s happen to everyone.
[–]my_dog_eats_raw_meat -8 points-7 points-6 points 1 year ago
oh shut up, it happens to everybody
[–]AlabasterWaterJug 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
This is the Onion article I feel most bad for laughing at: "Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy".
[–]blazingsaddle 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
It's the ONION for crying out loud, you're SUPPOSED to laugh.
[–]atlas44 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
God is listening? Kiss my crippled ass! http://imgur.com/1k4aA
[–]cultured_banana_slug 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I think god's power is inversely proportionate to the number of believers it has. Think about it. Back when it had no believers it was all powerful. It could still do some amazing things with only a few thousand followers. Now that it has followers numbering in the billions it has just enough power to put its son's face on a piece of toast.
"Sorry kid, I'd love to help you but all these believers are bleeding me dry!"
Poor god.
[–]Eric264 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
The answer is always no.
[–]nick1click 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
No.
[–]rcm3 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Full Article: http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-answers-prayers-of-paralyzed-little-boy,475/
[–]ConsultMyCat 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
it's the Onion, so no.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago*
Is this from the Onion Weekender?
[–]Endgegner 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I think it is wrong to laugh becaus the child isnt guilty. Dumb parents are!
[–]mrpeabody208 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
It's almost always wrong to laugh at The Onion, but damn if it isn't satisfying.
[–]blow_hard 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Uh, I think you're supposed to, it's the Onion.
[–]rampantdissonance 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
"Eventually," says Science.
[–]mindaika 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
God is simply testing him. Or his parents.
Also, why is it that God tests his followers by giving them cancer, and Satan tests them by giving them porn stars? God kinda seems like a dick.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
YES!..... nahh
[–]ConkerBirdy 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Didn't you know? God only answers to Americans.
I'm in a wheelchair, and got the same answer. Feel free to laugh at me instead if it makes you feel better :)
[–]monesy 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
honest question: did the pic make you laugh?
[–]johnjkoehler 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Yup, almost lost my coffee.
[–]radioscott 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
If you want to know whether God was paying attention to you, just give him a ring.
[–]Kreblon 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago*
Wow, this is literally the first Onion article I ever read. Not that I'm complaining- at this point it's more nostalgic that it is a repost.
Also, I'm fucking old :(
[–]Draxaan 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I laughed so hard.
[–]Thunder-Stealer 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
It is wrong to laugh on some level...but at least you aren't going to hell for it!
[–]spatchattack 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
that is so wrong, but so, so right.
[–]Argy 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Whoo! I have this magnet on my fridge and laugh at it every damn day.
[–]the_koala_master 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
no this is hilarious
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Niceeeee
[–]fanboy_killer 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
giggles
[–]ghebert001 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Message to paralyzed people praying to god to be cured: He's too busy with all the sports teams praying for a win, all the movie stars praying for an oscar and all the musicians praying for awards.
[–]Windrider 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
If it's wrong to laugh, I don't want to be right.
[–]teh_chosen_one 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Ohhhhh man AHAHAHAHAHAH!! Onion FTW!
[–]Fenoe 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
i always laugh at people praying for the toothfairy to heal them.
[–]albertmighty 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
No because "god" says no all the time to millions of dying children. We might as well have a cathartic chuckle at those who believe otherwise.
[–]HastyUsernameChoice 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
How can something inevitable be wrong?
[–]spikeparker 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Actually, it is wrong not to laugh.
[–]Domino80 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
One man's humor is another man's offense. Laugh away!
[–]youngceb 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
because nobody likes waiting unanswered
[–]zombieriot 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Not if you did it with a sad face.
[–]Igtheo 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Sure is—if you want the writers at the Onion to lose their jobs.
Heartless bastard.
[–]swimfast1799 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
If it's wrong to laugh at stuff like this, I would have gone to hell yesterday during the rapture.
[–]OriginalKaveman 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
it's only wrong to laugh when the laughing itself endangers the existence of all life on Earth
[–]wayndom 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I am... SO. WRONG.
[–]dimensional_dan 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Yes
[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
If you read the title without the context of the image it becomes a deep and profound question.
[–]bearicane 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
You just said deep twice.
That's deep.
[–]nadeemsrf 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I was told that God always your prayers, he either says "Yes you also check link http://www.hungamatime.com/islam/islamic.html
[–]SleepingVillage 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
No, its just sad, on several different levels.
[–]mage_g4 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I lol'd.
[–]kingofhats 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
It is very wrong to laugh... but I did it anyway.
[–]YourFairyGodmother 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I have long enjoyed trolling theists when they say that their prayers went unanswered or whatever by saying "Not true! God answers ALL prayers, you just don't realize His answer was 'no'."
[–]runujhkj 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
No. No it's not.
[–]hiddenlakes 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I'm going straight to...not hell.
[–]bombaybicycleclub 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I love you guys, upvote for making me fucking burst out laughing
[–]Insanity_Troll 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
No, its not wrong to raff..... ROR!
[–]Overthetopresponse -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
THAT IS SO IMMATURE. YOU'RE ALL SO IMMATURE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I COUNT MYSELF AMONG YOU JERKS.
[–]dossie -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
^ Look at the user name, folks...
[–]yuuray -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
LOL
[–]ravewickly -4 points-3 points-2 points 1 year ago
I do not think its right to make fun of disable people in anyway.
My Dad always told me one thing they can say it but not you.
Just for the record there is no GOD.
[–]cat_handcuffs 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
The article does not mock the disabled. It mocks prayer.
[–]ravewickly -8 points-7 points-6 points 1 year ago
How about I make fun of black people and call them niggers? Is that okay its humor for some people?
I'm not a racist just making a point.
Everyone has different feelings about a subject.
[–]cat_handcuffs 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
A more appropriate comparison would be a joke in which a racist uses the N-word and gets his comeuppance. For a brilliant example, check out this classic scene. Important context: Steve Martin's character was adopted and raised by a black family, not learning he was white until he was grown up. (He's kind of a dumb-ass.)
My point (and the point of the onion article) is that many religions exploit people in tough circumstances (like the disabled), offering them false hope through the "power of prayer." (See "faith healing".) When their god does not perform a miracle for the afflicted who has prayed for the ability to walk, their excuse is "It is His will", or worse, "Your faith is not strong enough" which translates to "God said no" per the headline.
No one is laughing at the poor handicapped kid. He is actually the hero of this little story. We feel for him, getting teased and cheated by either a) a bullshit religion and a non-existent god or b) a god who is such an asshole that he won't help the kid, though he could heal him if he felt like it.
I know your not laughing at the kid but not everyone is going to see it that way. So to some people all it does is make atheist look like bigits. Again not everyone is going to see it your way.
You ever hear of the saying "A picture is worth a thousand words"? There's a reason for it.
[–]cat_handcuffs 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
What can I say? Satire is a valuable form of voicing dissent, but it will always go over some people's heads.
Obviously I'm not going to change your mind, so I'll leave it at that. I admire your conviction in standing up for a group you believe are being picked on, as well as your willingness to explain your view and to consider mine. Thanks for the debate.
[–]ravewickly 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
No problem. Glad we could have a friendly debate.
One of the reason I'm not for picking on GOD is that it also gives FOX NEWS fire power for Bill O'reilly to spear atheist. And a lot of people that only watch FOX NEWS only get one side of the story and that's what they will believe.
Bill O'reilly will spin it out of control like this. A Group of atheist are mocking kids in wheel chairs that they will never get better. Case in point this is a very rude hurt full thing and that are laughing at people in wheel chairs that believe in GOD. Who's looking out for you, the Factor with Bill O'reilly.
Once people get brain washed it is very hard to reverse. Even with the power of Reddit its still a very small place on the world map when you are dealing with FOX NEWS and all their money.
The way I think about life if about winning the super bowl not just one game.
Take care.
[–]johnjkoehler 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
How about I make fun of black people and call them niggers?
Because that's known to be derogatory, similar to calling disabled people "gimps". There's a big, glaring difference that should seem obvious.
[–]ravewickly -7 points-6 points-5 points 1 year ago
See you fail to get my point not everyone is going to see it your way. Even if your right. So you rather have it your way and hurt someones feelings?
Also I find a lot of atheist going over board about making fun of God. If someone wants to believe in a fairy tale let them. I do not push my atheism on other people and I would never make fun of God to my friends that believe in the fairy tale man knows as GOD.
Take that photo to your local hospital and see what people think. Maybe I'm right maybe your right.
Maybe you're a knob with no discernible sense of humor. Just sayin'.
[–]ravewickly -6 points-5 points-4 points 1 year ago
Maybe your ignorant? But that's okay. Give the assholes at FOX NEWS all the fire power to make atheist look like assholes. FOX NEWS will do a good job I bet.
[–]masterspeeks 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
If anyone but dumb conservatives gave the slightest fuck what came out of Fox News, maybe it would matter. But who cares, people who actually believe Fox News lies are worthless.
Your fucking ignorant. You think everyone should think like you? People have a right to have a different opinion.
Go ahead give the fucking retards at FOX NEWS more fire fox for Bill O'reilly so you can continue his fucking brain washing of his viewers.
You're fucking ignorant.
FTFY. Learn some grammar before you call others ignorant.
You think everyone should think like you? People have a right to have a different opinion.
People are perfectly free to be mouth-breathing, Rascal scooter riders. The average O'Reilly viewer is somewhere between the retirement home and a grave. They are bigoted, xenophobic, sheep who don't offer an opinion they haven't heard from Fox News. I will fight for the right for them to spout ignorant shit they heard from Glenn Beck and O'Reilly all day. That doesn't mean I have to respect them for doing so.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
It always amuses me that the religious and sanctimonious are poorly educated and semi-illiterate. Please, learn how to spell and form proper sentence structures. Your ignorance bores me.
Do you know I have a really bad learning disability. That I can not remember the spelling of some words or phone numbers and can not even remember even one song? See you the one that is ignorant.
You want every to see your point of view and if your not happy you start by calling them racist.
There's a difference between a learning disability and being a fucking idiot. You're a fucking idiot. Now, run away and play on the train tracks.
I do get your point, and I've met the kind of people you talk about who take offense at every little thing. They're the people who seem to think the world owes them something because of their injury or disability, and try to make everyone's life miserable too. Those people are often tragically stuck in a negative spiral. Most in the disabled community tend to shun them (if they haven't already isolated themselves, which is most likely). This is a common theme among us, and it's very sad when it happens. I can only speak for the communities I've been a part of, but I've moved around the country a lot, and every community has one or two like that. The rest of us want to kick them in the ass and tell them to move on with their life (and yes, we talk about it often, because some of you AB's like to stereotype us all with that same attitude).
Yeah, we call you non-disabled people "AB's" (Able Bodies). Can you laugh with us at that?
NO one should ever be deprived of laughter when something funny comes up. It's all about equal opportunity. Are we humans or not? Are we part of your community or not? If so, then fucking treat us like humans and laugh with us at shit that's funny. Most of us have perfectly normal brains stuck in broken bodies, and all humans crave acceptance in society. If society doesn't laugh with me when something funny happens (like the whole new meaning dog shit has for me now, for example), how accepted do you think that makes me feel?
Shortly after I came home from months of rehabilitation, I on my porch playing with my kids. My son was spinning my wheelchair in circles, and accidentally tipped me over. My first response was to lay there and laugh, but as I began to do so, my legs hit me in square the face, and my first thought was, Now THAT'S funny. If you can't laugh at that, then you're missing the point about what it is to be a normal, healthy human being. When people laugh at stupid things that happen to me because of my chair, I know they're laughing because the situation is funny (I'm usually laughing too). If they don't laugh, frankly, I feel horrible and awkward. So by not laughing, you're probably hurting my feelings more.
As for me making fun of God, I generally only resort to that when religion is thrown in my face, and the ones throwing it simply refuse to address my retorts.
I completely disagree. Why should we be held outside of humor? One thing that family guy did that I thought was freaking wonderful is make us equal targets for ridicule. It's about time! Finally I feel like I'm on equal footing with the rest of humanity. Otherwise, and I don't expect you to understand this unless you're disabled, one can begin to feel like an 'out-group'. Those of us who don't laugh at ourselves are bitter, angry pricks that give the rest of us a bad name.
I've read several of your comments on here, and I'm very impressed with your attitude. All the best to you.
[–]johnjkoehler 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Thank you ;-)
[–]ravewickly -5 points-4 points-3 points 1 year ago
[–]-GRAMMAR-NAZI- 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.
[–]TREESMANTREES -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Yes.
[–]Rupp -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Point comes across, but the wording seems a little off.
[–]hindesky -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Lol, we all know that dog doesn't answer prayers, so yes it's OK to laugh.
Dude you're so going to hell it aint even funny. I considered laughing but thought better of it, so I'm still cool with the flying spaghetti monster.
[–]TotallyRandomMan -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Non-atheist here to say that God a.) approves this Onion article, b.) actually wrote it, in that roundabout way of His, and c.) thanks you all very much. Oh, and d.) He hates it when people speak for Him. I don't know why he made me say that...
[–]NotSelfReferential -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
I love how you atheists pretend that you can know right from wrong without God's guidance, and then you prove yourselves wrong by having to ask each other what EVERY Christian would know is clearly wrong. Ridiculous.
Can't tell if trolling, or just culturally oblivious.
[–]thudwhomper -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
r/atheism - In honor of my cousin and every other paraplegic who is in a wheelchair robbed of their freedom in this one existence they will ever know, I hope with all of my being that everyone who upvotes this fucked up shit gets to know his pain very, very soon.
You of course have a right to laugh at whatever you want. But it's also my right to wish you all the misfortune and calamity possible for doing so. Maybe you'll even crash your car tonight and your legs will be horribly mangled and rendered lifeless! Haha! Isn't that hilarious? Oh god, the karma and upvotes you would get! Oh yes, your legs - I hope they become as dead and disfigured as your moral compass. Just thinking about it makes me smile.
As I've said before and I'll say forever until their demise - Fuck The Onion, the most useless troll organization in history. I thought atheists were centered in reality. If this made-up Onion shit is funny to you atheists, you are really no better than the Christians you mock espousing their own made-up bullshit for the masses.
[–]suicidemachine -4 points-3 points-2 points 1 year ago
You will go to hell for that.
[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points-3 points 1 year ago
Holy shit, I just laughed at something on The Onion! Even a blind pig finds a truffle now and then, I guess.
[–]SilverVendetta 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Pigs use their sense of smell to find truffles; most specifically horny female pigs, since the truffle smells like the sex pheromone in the boar's saliva.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truffle_(fungus)#Extraction
Blind female pigs would be A-OK
Edit: link format
[–]srob101 -4 points-3 points-2 points 1 year ago
'No,' Says God.
[–]momzill -5 points-4 points-3 points 1 year ago
Yeah, in this instance it's wrong to laugh.
[–]j1mb0 -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
No, it's a comedy website, what a fucking stupid title
[–]colechampagne -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
[–]RobinShebatsky -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 year ago
It is literally wrong to ask if it is wrong to laugh. (It is not wrong to laugh, because it is the stupidity of christians you are mocking, not the hardship of unlucky children)
[–]sunshinelollipops -5 points-4 points-3 points 1 year ago
I don't think it's WRONG so much as insensitive.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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