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[–]TheCodeJanitor 6 points7 points ago

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Nah, too many vowels.

[–]ThoseSickBastards 0 points1 point ago

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That gif plus this comment are the funniest things ive seen all day hahaha

[–]billraydrums 26 points27 points ago

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LMAO my girlfriend who is ex Coast Guard saw this and said that while on patrol up in Southeast Alaska a regular call was "injured by fish".

Me, paraphrasing for her...."Imagine some guy laying down in a 17' skiff next to a 7' halibut for the photo op and the poor sucker getting a beatdown in the space of seconds by the tail of a fish that large. Then...in a panic they shoot the fish in the head and now they have a hole in the boat and broken leg to contend with. Saw it fairly often".

[–]NiceGuysFinishLast 4 points5 points ago

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Having grown up in Alaska, this makes me think of the fishermen I know, and laugh uncontrollably.

[–]thor_41 105 points106 points ago

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sure it's a respost but the title was funnier than the original. reluctant upvote.

[–]superphuntyme 18 points19 points ago

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repost or not it made me cry I was laughing so hard

[–]dading 14 points15 points ago

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I did not laugh until I re-read the title

[–]alphachair 2 points3 points ago

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the title is funnier, but it's a repost from a few days ago. I don't complain when it's from a few months ago, but honestly...

[–]Mattho[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Wasn't intentional - I did not see the previous occurance of this gif.

[–]fudaru 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, thank you for posting that! The title is HILARIOUS!

[–]srtor 0 points1 point ago

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That fish is ticklish!!

[–]softserenity 0 points1 point ago

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bahahahaha yeah definitely the title.

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[–]MadAsianDude -1 points0 points ago

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Even if it was dropped in the water, just by holding the fish like that and after the struggle, a lot of the protective slime got rubbed off on the guy, which makes the fish more prone to infections and such in the water as the slime is what protects the fish

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[–]MadAsianDude 2 points3 points ago

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You mean Bensen? I remember when it died, I wish I could catch one of those haha. But we do have lots of pikes here so I can't complain.

[–]alwayz 24 points25 points ago

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that fish just swam through a person...

[–]gorille 19 points20 points ago

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Magikarp used splash It was super effective!

[–]CaptainHejah 4 points5 points ago

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Magikarp use hyper beam! Well, what the fuck do you mean you don't have hyper beam... just use splash attack.

[–]gorille 2 points3 points ago

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I think I watched that for 20 mins... THERE IS NO END TO THIS MADNESS

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I did too..... I was like when is it going to end? what happens next?!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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im pretty sure that was just struggle, not splash

[–]Seanald 11 points12 points ago

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5 second abs. Best work out plan ever.

[–]mooj2110 9 points10 points ago

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the all new gas powered big mouth billy bass

[–]tacoliquor 6 points7 points ago

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Shake Fish *patent pending

[–]brownacid 0 points1 point ago

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damn!, beat me to it

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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I thought that fislfulfugufugflgflug was Helen Keller's dog.

[–]nepidae 2 points3 points ago

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They had enough trouble hiding from the nazis, I don't think helen keller's family would let her have a dog.

[–]dchimz 0 points1 point ago

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Wat

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The "Helen Keller/Anne Frank" mix-up jokes are honestly some of my favorite jokes in the world.

[–]apothekari 0 points1 point ago

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Answering the Iron @ 55mph so you can read her lips.

[–]Mellowed 10 points11 points ago

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Is there a source video?

[–]BigLlamasHouse 151 points152 points ago

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Nope. It was recorded on a Sony Gif Shot X9000.

[–]UTC_Hellgate 15 points16 points ago

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Congrats, within 2 hours, your the top link on google for "Sony Gif Shot X9000"

[–]beelzebroth 3 points4 points ago

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...and 4 hours later, it's the top result.

[–]jbigboote 0 points1 point ago

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come on Sony, make this product.

[–]virtyy 5 points6 points ago

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Omg the title got me laughing so fucking hard for 2 minutes straight. thank you sir

[–]TheGroperist 3 points4 points ago

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[–]jaided 9 points10 points ago

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If a fish did that to me while i was trying to hold it I'd totally carp my pants.

[–]throwaway-o -3 points-2 points ago

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I smell a fishy pun thread developing...

[–]perb123 0 points1 point ago

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Fin.

[–]garymporter 2 points3 points ago

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Dr. Cox caught a helluva fish.

[–]original_gamgee 2 points3 points ago

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If you cut out the very last half second the fish has magical flying powers too.

[–]sircarp 2 points3 points ago

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This is why you don't fuck around with us

[–]RepostJesus 35 points36 points ago

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[–]KevinSorboner 1 point2 points ago

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Probably the greatest title ever.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I was listening to this crustpunk song when the gif started, the intro fits well with the fislfulfugug-part of the gif. Crust-karp moshing about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzN80VG_mnA&feature=related

[–]jutct 1 point2 points ago

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I can't believe how hard that got me laughing. I'm overtired.

[–]Shitforballs 4 points5 points ago

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I have never seen a .gif so many times.

[–]JimmerUK 4 points5 points ago

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You know they loop right, and you can just stop watching.

[–]asterix1598 1 point2 points ago

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Did anyone else laugh out loud at this over and over and over?

[–]jutct 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, my girlfriend thinks I'm an idiot right now. I'm still laughing ...

[–]publiclibraries 0 points1 point ago

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Lucky he didn't get cut on the gills

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[–]alewar 1 point2 points ago

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How do they exactly fish without harming the fish's mouth with the hook?

[–]farkdog 4 points5 points ago

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That's the one part they don't cry about.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed even more after reading your title.

[–]Zissoo 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed so hard at this because of the title

[–]hypmoden 0 points1 point ago

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Look what I caughghghghghhgghhththththggggg

[–]alohroh 0 points1 point ago

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this .gif woudlnt be half as funny without the title. I lold more than id like to admit...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Did you see the look on his face? "no way is that fish getting away from me!!!"

[–]jaiden0 0 points1 point ago

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instinct FTW

[–]Robo-Erotica 0 points1 point ago

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Mighty fine fislfulfugufugflgflug you got there

[–]Glaucous 0 points1 point ago

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Holy mackerel! A fish caught Rand Paul!!

[–]samurai77 0 points1 point ago

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Not even the mighty Bass-o-Matic '76 could handle that!

[–]SleazyJReezy 0 points1 point ago

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I hope that fish got away.

[–]Sarahmint 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Flux85 -2 points-1 points ago

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Fucking gifs, post the original video!

[–]Mattho[S] 8 points9 points ago

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I tried to search for it on youtube but with no result. Maybe someone else will have more luck.

[–]missv8nightmare -1 points0 points ago

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Fish are so disgusting

[–]Deleriant -1 points0 points ago

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Magikarp used struggle. It was super effective.

[–]lillhobojoe -1 points0 points ago

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That fish wasn't big enough.