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[–]anythingover0 227 points228 points ago

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That face is incredible.

[–]Matt__ 46 points47 points ago

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I know it's from 4chan, that's all I can do to help you find it's true origin

[–]anythingover0 54 points55 points ago

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Uhhhh...somethings are better left a mystery...

[–]Matt__ 23 points24 points ago

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But it's our duty as internet detectives to find the origins of slightly amusing photographs

[–]abadgaem 25 points26 points ago

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You honestly don't want to know.

[–]PaleBlueThought 8 points9 points ago

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Actually, now I do.

[–]deus_ex_latino 14 points15 points ago

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No you don't. All I can say is that it includes Ice Cream.

[–]CHEMO_ALIEN 8 points9 points ago

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Isnts Thats the guy who shaves his dick while staring intently at you?

[–]abadgaem 13 points14 points ago

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That's not shaving cream.

[–]CHEMO_ALIEN 6 points7 points ago

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Should I be disgusted or aroused?

[–]csharp1990 -1 points0 points ago

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the guy who shaves his dick off while staring intently at you? FTFY

[–]daftfag 6 points7 points ago

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ooh, it's the guy who's poured ice cream over his dick and is leaning back on a counter or something.

i thought it looked familiar but i can't say i think that's where the face is from. at least not 100%.

scrolling down: it's someone else all together.

[–]Gongom 5 points6 points ago

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Alright, now I want to see it.

[–]phoenixankit 4 points5 points ago

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It involves a guy, a dick, food, and a spoon. Still interested?

[–]Quazifuji 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't seen the whole picture, but I think you may have made it sound potentially worse that it potentially is (at least, I can think of worse things involving a dick, for, and a spoon than what I hear is in that picture).

[–]Synecdochic 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Damaband41 -1 points0 points ago

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He never asked technically...

[–]memecore 2 points3 points ago

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Found the origin last week when I was working on this KYM entry: Dat Ash

[–]ccm139 1 point2 points ago

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I agree its priceless

[–]dietcokeandskittles 64 points65 points ago

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Lemme get a pikachu.

[–]bedraggledicecream -2 points-1 points ago

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fml just thought of that.

[–]silvergrove 84 points85 points ago

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[–]silletta 8 points9 points ago

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Love the shaded in man-boobs in that pic.

[–]drimpossible145 4 points5 points ago

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They're concealed Poké-balls.

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 3 points4 points ago

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Those Pikachu missiles are terrifying. O_O

[–]zagaberoo 1 point2 points ago

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It says 'Rocket Monsters' in the lower left: delightful.

[–]IrrelephantInTheRoom 1 point2 points ago

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He's the smartest, most crever, most physicarry fit, but nobody else seems to rearize it.

[–]TalkativeTree 2 points3 points ago

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This picture has made me laugh so much harder than anything I've seen on reddit recently.

[–]lone_star 79 points80 points ago*

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where is the comic that this face is originally from?

edit - while searching, I found this

[–]GregoryHouse_MD 54 points55 points ago

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I have fixed your picture for you.

http://i.imgur.com/rsbbp.jpg

That's Cuddy's little brother, by the way. He's doing a dime for sodomy in Texas, last I heard.

[–]secretchimp 32 points33 points ago

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Confusing novelty account is confusing.

[–]lone_star 1 point2 points ago

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Good lord. lol'ed

[–]enjoiglobes2 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Sanderlebau 2 points3 points ago

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This should be "true story"s new friend.

[–]HCalamitatum 9 points10 points ago

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QUICKLY, his face must be transposed to the original picture. ZOOMIFY.

[–]Rainfly_X 1 point2 points ago

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Waaaaayyyy not worth the effort, but here's the result of 10 minutes of work: http://www.morphthing.com/image/37653316-aygurl1-jpg-aygurl2-jpg?key=67fde6265d049e90acfd6f064a1dda71

[–]tentrillicon 1 point2 points ago

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This isn't the origin, the real picture is much much worse.

[–]GregoryHouse_MD 1 point2 points ago

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MUST SHOP

[–]gbaeg 0 points1 point ago

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OMFG.

[–]ReversalToad 0 points1 point ago

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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA

[–]BloodSquirtle 15 points16 points ago

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Excuse me, care for a double team?

[–]enjoiglobes2 79 points80 points ago

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[–]That_is_in_no_way_ok 11 points12 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]solidsharkey 11 points12 points ago

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I'm gonna Slowpoke your Cloyster til my Bulbasaur.

[–]WWIFA 16 points17 points ago

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/shudder

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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/shellder

[–]Stonewater 13 points14 points ago

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Taken from this awesome song. You know, the one where the guy raps a song that includes all 151 original pokemon.

[–]jun2san 2 points3 points ago

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If I remember correct, this guy is a redditor.

[–]Grighton 1 point2 points ago

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That is the best thing I've ever heard.

[–]huitzi 6 points7 points ago

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Artosis?

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points ago

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You are all wrong! This is the Source of the face (NSFW/L).

[–]dobee2002[S] 28 points29 points ago

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Congratulations! You just won!

[–]vERiX 25 points26 points ago

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NSFL, I'm warning you!!

[–]binary 7 points8 points ago

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Pfft.

[–]ISeeYourOtherHand 12 points13 points ago

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Eye bleach for those who need it.

[–]VXXK 3 points4 points ago

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You are my savior.

[–]NickVenture 16 points17 points ago

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Why is that even a picture? Why?

[–]Rainfly_X 2 points3 points ago

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Would you prefer audio? Or video? I'm just saying, at least the picture is incapable of whispering "seductive" come-ons to the camera or impersonating Gollum or whatever the hell this kind of person would be capable of in other mediums.

I like to think of it as him being permanently frozen so that he can't hurt anyone anymore.

[–]pitsigogos 7 points8 points ago

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Advice: When you are about to look for some porn to masturbate, resist the temptation to browse reddit first. It might ruin your night...

[–]ghenna 4 points5 points ago

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I was eating a piece of mozzerella cheese when I saw that. Just gave it to my dog.

[–]Boredpotatoe2 2 points3 points ago

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Kill me right now. You take that gun and kill me. I no longer want to live.

[–]login_or_register_ 2 points3 points ago

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Oh boy! I remember the ice cream man!

[–]lhmatt 1 point2 points ago

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Oh no.

[–]Zard0z 0 points1 point ago

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William H Macy?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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MUST.....NOT.....WATCH

[–]pimpmasterspaceman 0 points1 point ago

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that looks nothing like the face

[–]RandomNumberHere 14 points15 points ago

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Why did I read this in Matthew McConaughey's voice?

[–]Slactor 31 points32 points ago

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[–]lukel1127 13 points14 points ago

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A wild Memebase appears!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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[–]g4r4e0g 3 points4 points ago

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I'm kind of glad I don't understand this meme.

[–]perezidentt 6 points7 points ago

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I haven't laughed that hard out loud in a few months!

[–]destroyerhq 2 points3 points ago

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I just want my bulbasaur to work with your venusaur

[–]Stephen_Tatlock 2 points3 points ago

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kinda looks like antoine dodson.

[–]EmpressK 2 points3 points ago

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Any other ladies unconsciously cross their arms?

[–]evilpoptart 4 points5 points ago

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I'm a straight man and that look made me cringe.

[–]nug12 2 points3 points ago

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god damn, best face ever

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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...I feel slightly violated.

[–]The_Turk2 2 points3 points ago

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MOAR!! This is too good, props for the guy that made the face ;D

Can't wait to see more!

[–]CokeHeadRob 2 points3 points ago

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I...well, I'm going to quit Reddit for a while.

[–]Whatsername868 2 points3 points ago

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Holy eff I'm laughing like I'm in middle school right now! BEST part of my day! I hardly ever actually give posts upvotes or downvotes, but this definitely just got a point from me...

[–]dobee2002[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Thank ya, Kind Sir

[–]Whatsername868 2 points3 points ago

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...I'd prefer madame, but you're welcome. :]

[–]pewpewpostit 2 points3 points ago

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Internet, I fucking love you.

[–]alltaneverything 2 points3 points ago

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das racist

[–]lillhobojoe 2 points3 points ago

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This man scares me

[–]lemony_snicket 1 point2 points ago

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I now have a head rush and feel sick from the amount I laughed at this picture.

[–]NightXero 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of Samurai Champloo

[–]triceratopses 1 point2 points ago

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Lemme blastoise dem wigglytuffs

[–]princetrunks 1 point2 points ago

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I see Slumdog Ash is back.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The fuck. This looks alot like me...

[–]stationhollow 1 point2 points ago

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Have you ever put yoghurt/ice cream all over your dick with a spoon then taken a photo and put it on the net? If so, congratulations! If not, better luck next time.

[–]patori 1 point2 points ago

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[–]rigovides 1 point2 points ago

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[–]surfnaked 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't that the guy that sells roofies across from the high school?

[–]jon_izafish[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Let me Zapdos pants off you.

[–]Jessernum 1 point2 points ago

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Well. Pokémon is now ruined for me. KIDDING FUCK THAT

[–]TheRealPariah 1 point2 points ago

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A+ for racism.

[–]dirtymoney 1 point2 points ago

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you kids these days & your damn pokemon references!

[–]Ergoim 1 point2 points ago

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I'm so onyx right now.

[–]Somnivore 1 point2 points ago

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http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/124/230/1.jpg?1305672006 this has to be one of the funniest new memes ive seen in a long time.

[–]hopscotchking 1 point2 points ago

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Dat Ash.

[–]katough 1 point2 points ago

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can't stop laughing

[–]nimitzhunter 1 point2 points ago

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Ash is a pedophile.

[–]whitmell 1 point2 points ago

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A challenger appears! http://i.imgur.com/JFzMO.jpg

[–]log1k 4 points5 points ago

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That face gets me every time.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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[–]StabbyMango 3 points4 points ago

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[–]pryomancer 2 points3 points ago

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That face will always make me laugh.

[–]Gustafae 3 points4 points ago

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[–]OpenVault 2 points3 points ago

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Why did you change his skin color?

[–]triel187 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Lil Wayne, but without tattoos and surprisingly the same amount of talent.

[–]MonsterIt 0 points1 point ago

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arrrrgh! this be the greatest matey!

[–]igor6661 0 points1 point ago

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"Ash" is a fitting name for Black Ash.

[–]SenTedStevens 0 points1 point ago

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Mewto, come over here. We'll have a threesome.

[–]worldsultimate 0 points1 point ago

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no racial

[–]Fuck_Your_Squirtle 0 points1 point ago

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my inspiration

[–]boethius27 1 point2 points ago

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I just... I... I don't... it can't.... sigh.

[–]asmallmoon 0 points1 point ago

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Calling Sure_I'll_Draw_That, last call for SIDT.

[–]Uberhkr123 0 points1 point ago

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Me Gusta.

[–]NutsInTheAss 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Swipecat 0 points1 point ago

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I've lightened the face to an approximation of Ash's original ethnicity, if anybody wants that:

http://i.imgur.com/0okPY.jpg

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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ay guh, let me you may be a slowpoke but let me beedrill your jigglypuff

[–]login_or_register_ 0 points1 point ago

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This is strangely arousing

[–]redmeanshelp -4 points-3 points ago*

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Seriously creepy.

And for the racist discussion, he looks tanned caucasian to me.

The discussion about race issues is here further down in the comments; this is what I was referencing: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/hhcck/ay_girl/c1vewr4 http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/hhcck/ay_girl/c1vejkd

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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In the photo, yes. But in the comic with the 'ay girl', he's unquestionably black.

[–]redmeanshelp 0 points1 point ago

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You mean the comic linked above on imgur as the original post, or to some other source? I'm talking about just the link on imgur; haven't seen the non-Pokemon source material.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The imgur link, yes. The source is floating around in this thread somewhere.

[–]LuxNocte 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't see any other discussion about race. But, if I were to guess, I'd probably say...Japanese?

[–]redmeanshelp 0 points1 point ago

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There are two threads about race which are currently below my comment if sorted by 'best.' I saw those and they are what I was referencing. I have added the permalinks to my original comment for those that run into my comment first and are confused.

[–]LuxNocte 0 points1 point ago

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Fair enough. But my main point was that Ash Ketchum should probably be assumed to be Japanese, as should this character. I can't imagine why you would call him Caucasian.

[–]redmeanshelp 0 points1 point ago

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It would be hard for me to count how many episodes of Pokemon I have watched - but he never looked Japanese in the animations to me.

[–]foreverchamone -1 points0 points ago

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that face makes me laugh my ass off.

[–]popiyo -4 points-3 points ago*

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Try going to r/adviceanimals where this belongs.

[–]iPodAddict181 1 point2 points ago

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I think you accidentally some brackets.

[–]Shaper_pmp 4 points5 points ago*

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No, he accidentally the http:// on the front of the url.

According to the rules of constructing URLs, that link technically points to a file called http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/hhcck/www.reddit.com/r/adviceanimals, and because the URL as he entered it doesn't start with the http://, the reddit markdown parser doesn't recognise it as a hyperlink.

[–]popiyo -1 points0 points ago

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I don't think it's me, I think it's reddit. I used the "Link" button in RES after it didn't work and it still isn't working. Also, RES Live Preview shows it as working, see?

[–]Shaper_pmp 0 points1 point ago

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You need to put http:// in front of the www.reddit.com, so it's a properly-formatted absolute URL.

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[–]dobee2002[S] 13 points14 points ago

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yes

[–]ysthisonthefrontpage -2 points-1 points ago

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ysthisonthefrontpage