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[–]sandwichez 8 points9 points ago

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right now, I'm a sea captain. Totally going for wizard

[–]landyowner 3 points4 points ago

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What this is telling us is that if Hitler is still alive, he is a super wizard by now. Be afraid.

[–]maxgoldbergonline 2 points3 points ago

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What's a super wizard?

[–]Smokekiller[S] 2 points3 points ago

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example of a super wizard: Dumbledor

[–]maxgoldbergonline 2 points3 points ago

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Explain -- isn't he ...a wizard?

[–]Smokekiller[S] 3 points4 points ago

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no, harry potter is a wizard, Ron is a wizard but Dumbledor....Super wizard

[–]T-Fro 2 points3 points ago

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In a different universe: Dumbledore is a wizard, Gandalf is a Super Wizard

[–]Smokekiller[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Dumbledor > Gandalf

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Nahh man, it's explicitly stated that Gandalf is infact a minor god and cannot die until his mission of killing Sauron is finished. Dumbledore is just a badass candy junkie.

[–]nachof 1 point2 points ago

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I'm about wizard length right now.

[–]lackofbrain 2 points3 points ago

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Where does rabbi fall?

[–]Spiro_Agnew 14 points15 points ago

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Into the oven.

[–]dugbyrump 5 points6 points ago

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You corrupt FUCK

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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throw the jew down the well

[–]nopropulsion 1 point2 points ago

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All that's missing is ZZ-top

[–]flodumalawi 2 points3 points ago

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And Santa

[–]JJatt 0 points1 point ago

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And Sikh

[–]pinkrosetool 0 points1 point ago

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And Bin Laden

[–]zarraha 0 points1 point ago

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When my hair goes gray, I'm going to grow a super wizard beard. I'm already planning on it. Also, I'll have to wait that long until I can actually grow a beard, Almost 19 and I can go a month without shaving before anyone notices.

[–]Cosmic_Octopus 0 points1 point ago

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I can pull off 'the teenager' like there's no tomorrow.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Quaker/Amish?