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Scarred for life (i.imgur.com)

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[–]jdzz 27 points28 points ago

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He won't be bi-curious any more.

[–]HandyAndy 43 points44 points ago

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Scared straight

[–]K30 10 points11 points ago

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Damn straight.

[–]bophill 1 point2 points ago

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You made me genuinely laugh and I really needed that. Thank you

[–]dojodan 20 points21 points ago

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Why does the naked man have two video cameras?

[–]sniperdogruffo 13 points14 points ago

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You don't want to know.

[–]ProcrastinatingEddie 11 points12 points ago

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For 3D purposes of course.

[–]asherrd 3 points4 points ago

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He wants people to see the race in Chameleon vision?

[–]MBSquared 0 points1 point ago

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One for his balls, one for his panning shots of the beach.

[–]Would_I_Fuck_It 46 points47 points ago

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No.

[–]Aww_Shucks 19 points20 points ago

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Man, you've got the easiest job in the world.

[–]GonnaStickItInYou 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know... I think I would. Yep, yep I would.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Would you fuck me?

[–]BeefyWeef 2 points3 points ago

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I'd fuck me.

[–]kaynelucas[S] 23 points24 points ago

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Bay to Breakers in SF

[–]mo0g0o 5 points6 points ago

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2010

[–]lolmonger 2 points3 points ago

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This one woman, a blonde said she would marry me when I was there.

I thought I might take her up on it.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Question, why is nudity kosher exactly? I understand it's a special occasion at San Fran but does no one get arrested for indecent exposure?

[–]zmaniacz 9 points10 points ago

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Laws don't apply during b2b. Just the way it is.

[–]milomilo 1 point2 points ago

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unless you've got alcohol. they were ruthless this year about it, I saw people getting tackled.

[–]the_walrus_was_paul -1 points0 points ago

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I am from San Francisco and I agree with you. People should not be able to parade around naked, while people drinking a beer are getting tackled and beaten by the police.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah that just seems a little absurd to me. Nudity is fine to me if there is an agreement in place that such displays are going to take place so those who do not want to see it can avoid it. I am sure drunk people cause far more problems than nudists do at events like this but indecent exposure is illegal everywhere and usually carries are harsher punishment than public intoxication does. I guess San Fransisco is not exactly the most consistent place on earth.

[–]marcusm 1 point2 points ago

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I love Bay to Breakers. I have been the past three years. Always come back with so many stories.

[–]albino_wino 1 point2 points ago

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Haha I saw that guy! "Naked Greg Norman" we called him. My brother and I were dressed as the Blues Brothers, running around with a trombone and a megaphone. Any chance you saw us?

Next year...reddit b2b meetup!

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[–]marcusm 1 point2 points ago

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There is a difference between homosexuals and nudists. Most nude people I see run the race run with their equally nude member of the opposite sex.

[–]kaynelucas[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Very ignorant comment, this man could very well be straight. AND San Francisco is the very best city in the entire United States.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Well....that's debatable...

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]kaynelucas[S] -1 points0 points ago

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you are a bigot

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[–]Votearrows -1 points0 points ago

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You trolling? You have used "buzzwords" or silly assertions in place of a proper argument at every turn, yet you ask OP for proper form, lol. This is fun

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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WTF are you doing here on reddit? We are sane, educated people here. GTFO limbaugh+WBC+Reilly+beck

[–]eklectik 65 points66 points ago

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made me think of this face: http://i.imgur.com/Q4ziy.jpg

[–]betanerd 24 points25 points ago

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Funny, made me think of this.

[–]Darc_vexiS 23 points24 points ago

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Damn she's well done! O.o

[–]n1agabbz 10 points11 points ago

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It looks like leather!

[–]Makido 18 points19 points ago

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It looks like leather cancer!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[–]dont_get_it 1 point2 points ago

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I wouldn't buy leather like that.

[–]MrPopinjay 6 points7 points ago

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What the hell has that woman done to her poor skin?

[–]betanerd 17 points18 points ago

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This photo should be prominently displayed in the lobby of every tanning salon.

[–]jmac 13 points14 points ago

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How did that armadillo grow hair?

FTFY

[–]philosoraptor362 5 points6 points ago

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Made me think of this. Source: Repulsel

[–]Dominiking 1 point2 points ago

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She's the perfect shade for the club

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_a6iYqgZEWe4/SdOZE25zF0I/AAAAAAAAA5c/CpumPDfktpI/s320/sb+new+sun.jpeg

[–]andrewgus 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen this pic a dozen times before, but I never noticed that "it's" top looks more like a fanny pack than a pair of tits. Ewww!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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poor woman :(

[–]SwatPoleStand 2 points3 points ago

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I disagree unless she has cancer. Being old sucks no matter what colour you are.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Not about being old or wrinkly she appears to be a Caucasian.

[–]SwatPoleStand 0 points1 point ago

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I remember knowing what I meant when I wrote my previous comment but now I don't know what I meant. Anyway, I am jealous of her for getting to that age(unless she has cancer) even if she doesn't like her skin. And yes, I thought she was white as well but I see no problem with being that tanned at that age.

[–]tomango 8 points9 points ago

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“You're A Wizard, Harry”

[–]pthassell 9 points10 points ago

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this picture is older than that guys shriveled ballsack.

[–]Stompy57 4 points5 points ago

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What is Woody Harrelson thinking!

[–]ksrchicity 9 points10 points ago

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That dude has a sweet leather su......oh.

[–]Treees 8 points9 points ago

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Gives new meaning to "Scared Straight"

[–]Hamster_Huey 3 points4 points ago

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Looks like a young Robin Williams mixed with a young Harrison Ford.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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he may have done some damage there. (community reference, unless you dont get it)

[–]Im80u16_Imhardusoft 5 points6 points ago

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We need to put a stop to reverse child porn

[–]beamoflaser 2 points3 points ago

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oh man, perfect height to see all the details too

[–]Estoye[!] 2 points3 points ago

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That kid could never look at Gonzo from The Muppet Show since.

[–]canondocre 9 points10 points ago

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meh, nudity in a non-sexual context probably bugs adults more than kids, unless kids have learned shame from their parents.

[–]ex_ample 5 points6 points ago

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That kid seems pretty bugged. Probably more of a "It's going to look like that in 50 years?" then anything else, thought. Plus the fact that it's right at eye level.

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[–]canondocre 0 points1 point ago

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I saw a few gnarly wangs in my youth in locker-rooms, changing at the beach, urinals, shit like that. I'm pretty sure I was just like "whew, mine looks way less weird than that shit."

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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We have been a clothed society for quite some time. Barring the few exceptions (French exceptions...) that has been the norm for quite some time. Let's kick all our stupid traditions out the window!

[–]gorramshiny 4 points5 points ago

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I chortled.

[–]stop___grammar_time 4 points5 points ago

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What? It's just some guy wearing a wrinkly leather bodysuOH MY GOD

[–]DarthOtter 3 points4 points ago

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Oh for crying out loud, it's just a wang.

[–]wbeavis 1 point2 points ago

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This kind of explains where lemonparty got its name.

[–]gashead76 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck.

[–]swamy_g 1 point2 points ago

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The guy with the creepy sunglasses seems to be having a good time though

[–]pie123abc 1 point2 points ago

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ah the bay... always up to no good

[–]GorillaFaith 1 point2 points ago

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Once again Logan's Run has the answers.

[–]CDT123 1 point2 points ago

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this gets two pedobears up!

[–]LeagueAgainstTedium 1 point2 points ago

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I like how every street festival type thing in San Francisco has a few token old men who take the opportunity to walk around naked

[–]Caca_Refrescante 1 point2 points ago

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I see dead penis

[–]ggf45yw4hyjjjw 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck, why would you NOT put your kid on your shoulders?

[–]justinoblanco 1 point2 points ago

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I had an experience like this when I was young, Mom (naive Marinite at the time) accidentally took me to the Folsom St. Fair when I was eleven years old. The only thing I really remember was that she was mortified, that and a couple of guys having a wank.

[–]Rusty-Shackleford 1 point2 points ago

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He looks like Jimmy from Raising Hope!

[–]DogDay 2 points3 points ago

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Why is this even happening??!?

[–]Monty_Brogan 1 point2 points ago

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I almost spit my dip out, I laughed so hard.

[–]deterrence 2 points3 points ago

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OH MY GOD!! That little kid saw the anatomy of another human being! He's broken now. No amount of anti-psychotic medication will make him forget that he saw the natural consequence of penis aging. The kid's ruined.

[–]Vortex17 17 points18 points ago

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Nice try, naked guy

[–]bkbeezy 0 points1 point ago

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Despite your tone and downvotes, you're right. There's nothing wrong with a human body. Most redditors seem to prudes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Most redditors seem to prudes.

What do we seem to prudes?

[–]SHKEVE 0 points1 point ago

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We prude perdootydoos!!

[–]bkbeezy 0 points1 point ago

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Making fun of typos. Haven't seen that before.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Now you have.

[–]_Dale_Gribble -4 points-3 points ago

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The kid's ruined.

Uhh, yeah... we can see by the look on his face. Thanks Mr. Obvious.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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http://www.tineye.com/search/9091302866953e0c87c897fb90bd9aa53b0cf9a7/

[–]dumbledorkus 1 point2 points ago

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Loving the asian(?) guy in the background. He's all like "Dude, no."

[–]lolmonger 4 points5 points ago

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In the Sunglasses?

Looks South Asian - like, South India or Bangladesh

[–]SonjaElen 0 points1 point ago

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In the UK, "Asian" means South Asian. In the US and Canada, "Asian" means East Asian.

"Asian"... the ambiguous word.

[–]lolmonger 0 points1 point ago

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It's like a secret agent, man! You're never quite sure about it.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 0 points1 point ago

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"Sweetie that's why you wear sunblock."

[–]arghnard 0 points1 point ago

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this goes for the kid AND the naked guy

[–]HosonZes 0 points1 point ago

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Man, he reminds me of Goro!

[–]bucksatan 0 points1 point ago

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reminds me of my high school Calculus teacher (with clothes on of course. Anyone else have G.H.?

[–]bushibia 0 points1 point ago

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No one else freaked out by the weird creature in the back?

[–]smarton1984 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhhhhhh I just laughed through my nose! Bah, where is this? WHy is this? Who the hell is this? (actually I dont want to know - retract last question!)

[–]thomasgangwar 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Haley Joel Osment. The kid, that is.

[–]TheManFromInternet 0 points1 point ago

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The ravages of gravity upon male genitalia are not well know amongst the young but when they realise their ultimate fate the are often appalled.

[–]OneWhoHenpecksGiants 0 points1 point ago

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Damn I'm scarred for life just seeing his flappy ass cheek.

[–]nwsart 0 points1 point ago

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I think this is the scarf man at the Fremont Solstice Parade and Fair in Seattle. I'm pretty sure he's been asked to cover his junk up repeatedly.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Oh noes! That is just tragic.

[–]dossier 0 points1 point ago

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and scared for a few weeks

[–]missyo02 0 points1 point ago

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How the hell does this have so many upvotes. It so old

[–]Bigmada -1 points0 points ago

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[–]BleakCoffee -1 points0 points ago

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repostrepostrepostrepostrepostrepostrepostrepostrepost

[–]superphuntyme -1 points0 points ago

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NSFW? it hurt my eyes

[–]chrisvarick -1 points0 points ago

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Ok, reddit, why don't you take a seat over there. We need to talk about these reposts.

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[–]Ignignot 7 points8 points ago

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You are full of shit this is old as fuck

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