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[–]Arakyll 115 points116 points ago

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► A ▼ ► A ▼ ... Still here. Shit.

[–]Kapao[S] 56 points57 points ago

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Screw it, just ►► AA ▼▼ right before the day ends and get it over with!

[–]Iamfivebears 44 points45 points ago

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▼ A ► ▼ A ►

There, now you have twice as long to get your crap done.

[–]toerrisbadsyntax 17 points18 points ago

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↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A 30x rapture survival!

[–]sodabeans 12 points13 points ago

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press the tilde key for console mode, and type "godmode"

rapture is now all yours to control

[–]prodeath 4 points5 points ago

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You didn't press start you fool! Now we're all fucked with just the standard 3x rapture survival, and we all know that will only get us to Stage 2, maybe Stage 3 if we're lucky!!!

[–]hyuibg 15 points16 points ago

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[–]thewetcoast 22 points23 points ago

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Guys, I got this.

→ ↓ A ↓ → ↑

[–]teknobabble 343 points344 points ago

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I'm in the Philippines. In four hours it will be May 21st here. Do you think Jesus goes by time zone?

[–]Majora03 493 points494 points ago

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EASTERN STANDARD TIME MOTHERFUCKER! Cause that is how Jesus rolls.

[–]BrokenEnglishUser 301 points302 points ago

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TIL Jesus is American.

[–]evilada 65 points66 points ago

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Course he's american. All them photos of him are white.

[–]craftymethod 30 points31 points ago

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oh no he didnt! :D

[–]Suicidepills 9 points10 points ago

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/Does "raise the roof" gesture

[–]krische 11 points12 points ago

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Pop! Pop!

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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snaps fingers in a triangular shape

[–]rjp0008 41 points42 points ago

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You're doing it wrong, it's a z shape.

[–]thescientist213 28 points29 points ago

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You're both wrong it's a † shape.

[–]tfaal 85 points86 points ago

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TIL Majora03 is a Mormon.

[–][deleted] 190 points191 points ago

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My first scan of this sentence was "....is a Moron" and I thought "That's kinda harsh isn't it?" Then I realized it said "Mormon" and thought "Damn, what a fucked up thing to say to someone."

[–]onionhammer 46 points47 points ago

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I dont get how people confuse Moron with mormon.

Edit: dammit, I mean Mormon with moron!

[–]JinMarui 31 points32 points ago

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[–]Stompy57 4 points5 points ago

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Not available in Canada wtf... I thought everything was available in Canada...

[–]ConwayPA 32 points33 points ago

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You get to go to the doctor, we get to watch tv online! Muhahahaha... :(

[–]OktoberForever 5 points6 points ago

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Our two peoples have much to learn from one another.

[–]aqfire 2 points3 points ago

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Judgment Day. Not available in Canada.

[–]Ruuch 11 points12 points ago

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I don't get it o.O

[–]thelonedanger 37 points38 points ago

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Mormons believe that Jesus went to America.

[–]byungparkk 3 points4 points ago*

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To Cumorah* I went to the Mormon 'festival' last year at the hill of Gamora- I am not Mormon- but it was pretty crazy, both the celebration and the fact that they believe Jesus came to Rochester NY

Edit: Spelled location wrong

[–]landragoran 2 points3 points ago

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[–]NoneTheKaiser 10 points11 points ago

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Because Mormons believe Jesus went to North America after ascending.

[–]stereosaurus 3 points4 points ago

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Nah then it'd be Central Daylight Time, as is used in Independence, MO where Mormons think Jesus's return will take place.

[–]HMS_Pathicus 12 points13 points ago

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God exists, and he's American. We already knew that much.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Is that why I'm afraid of them? <cue David Bowie>

[–]Vincent__Vega 3 points4 points ago

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Thank you Dr. Milton Glass.

[–]PlayOnSunday 3 points4 points ago

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should of said "TIL Jesus are American."

BrokenEnglishUser

[–]jonny_noog 6 points7 points ago

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Just today? Fuck man, he's been American for over 2000 years. o_0

[–]ChaosDesigned 13 points14 points ago

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He was American before America was American.

[–]RotatingFool 7 points8 points ago

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Jesus was a hipster.

[–]ChaosDesigned 2 points3 points ago

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Jesus: The Orginal Hipster.

[–]dyzzy 39 points40 points ago

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*EASTERN DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME *

FTFY.

[–]gilgoomesh 6 points7 points ago

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Australian Eastern Standard?

[–]boss1000 19 points20 points ago

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EST is what I like to call "Real People Time (RPT)".

[–]tarantulus 24 points25 points ago

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GMT bitches, we INVENTED that shit.

[–]TheGreatElvis 8 points9 points ago

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Greenwich Mean Time motherfucker. GMT +0 That's right. We decided this system is so awesome that the whole world will want to use it. And we were right! Hell, GMT begat UTC. That time system is used universally! Through the universe! Hey there GMT -5.00

[–]francohab 104 points105 points ago

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Of course. He fires his rapture beam from a static point in space (aka heaven), and the earth turns as usual so that the beam wipes the whole surface. As a consequence, the rapture happens at the same local time everywhere, but actually takes 24h.

[–]Sting1 47 points48 points ago

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Mind blown for logical explanation.

You convinced me, where do I sign to get raptured?

[–]francohab 8 points9 points ago

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Actually, it also freaked me when that logical explanation came up to me, as if that rapture thing became plausible...

[–]DeeWall 38 points39 points ago

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TIL I can outrun the Rapture! Victory is mine!

Or fly. Probably should fly.

[–]francohab 39 points40 points ago

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Or at the north pole, you could outrun it with a few step.

[–]TonyTonyChopper 8 points9 points ago

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No you can't outrun raptors...they hunt in packs. Clever girls.

[–]jezcardia 55 points56 points ago

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It's May 21st already in New Zealand right now! We'll be the first country to get the rapture! So excited!

[–]Social_Experiment 52 points53 points ago

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We've been rapturing for an hour now.

[–]jezcardia 13 points14 points ago

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Oh, I had heard that it wasn't supposed to start until 6pm, but I'm not really sure how that would work.

[–]Social_Experiment 21 points22 points ago

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Ah righto. Guess we've got a day to wait then.

Better buy a grappling hook.

[–]kawauso21 52 points53 points ago

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According to the guy who did an AMA on this topic before, yes. A bit like Santa Claus really.

[–]teknobabble 37 points38 points ago

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He's using the Santa technology! It all makes sense now.

[–]fatalerrrpr 15 points16 points ago

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So do we get a Jesus Tracker?

[–]Cheese-Its_Christ 17 points18 points ago

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Also, is it too late to ask Jesus to bring some toys with him?

I would love a new NERF gun for the rapture.

[–]wd0511 6 points7 points ago

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That could explain things in a very very eerie way...

NEXT ON DR WHO!

[–]FoxtrotBeta6 2 points3 points ago

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Or he just uses the Wibbly-Lever.

[–]P-Dub 40 points41 points ago

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It is 6pm world wide that it is supposed to happen.

Which means god is destroying the Earth 1/24th at a time. Ha ha suck it, you die first.

[–]Social_Experiment 46 points47 points ago

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God isn't destroying the world. Just beaming up people that believe in magic.

[–]unionjack736 25 points26 points ago

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That explains why he took Scotty from us back in '05. I mean someone had to build and operate the transporter.

[–]SgtBanana 8 points9 points ago

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No no no, the dead are supposed to rise too. THE BIBLE GUARANTEES IT. Where are my fucking zombies damn't.

[–]ANewMachine615 4 points5 points ago

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They'll show up. Apparently the whole point of the earthquake is to throw open the graves of the saved dead. What happens to the cremated? No idea.

[–]waldron76 2 points3 points ago

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Does that mean all of the aborted fetuses will come back as well?

[–]ANewMachine615 5 points6 points ago

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"And yea, verily the quake shall throw open the dumpsters behind Planned Parenthood..."

[–]koonat 2 points3 points ago

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They already are back, just LOOK BEHIND YOU

[–]waldron76 3 points4 points ago

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OH SHIT THERE'S PILES OF THEM

Hang on, I'm an atheist...

nom nom nom

[–]Social_Experiment 38 points39 points ago

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It's been may 21st for me, for an hour now.

I've only seen minor rapturings, nothing major to report.

[–]UberLurka 26 points27 points ago

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Please define "Minor Rapturings". Sounds kinky.

[–]mattcoady 18 points19 points ago

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So far just hamsters

[–]kondron 13 points14 points ago

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I believe they actually think it will happen at 6 PM in each time zone, one by one.

So I suppose when it doesn't happen for you, you'll just have to come to Reddit to confirm.

[–]ChaosDesigned 13 points14 points ago

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I like how God Obeys Time Zones.

[–]NoneTheKaiser 32 points33 points ago

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So, according to these people, if you miss it and live near a time zone border, you can repent and jump an hour back in time, and get it the second round.

[–]ChaosDesigned 8 points9 points ago

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Hmm. I don't think so, if you're judged once, and you fail, you can't be rejudged and unfail. But, ironically the religion does allow death-bed repentances, so if you see someone next to you getting raptured, you could repent right then and get in. It's a flawed system imo. He'd be better off just coming down to earth and being like "Yo, I'm real, believe it." that'd convince me, as long as he did some tricks ya know. Water wine, water walking, rasing the dead, etc.

[–]rjp0008 6 points7 points ago

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God started the practice of not allowing double jeopardy?

[–]dannylandulf 2 points3 points ago

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Actually, pretty sure they think it will happen at 6:00 PM local time for each time zone.

[–]TriPPyN 4 points5 points ago

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Don't drink the Kool-Aid!

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points ago

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Meh, not like anything's going to happen. Let me just look outsi-- FUCK

http://i.imgur.com/A6nlB.jpg

[–]dlan4327 114 points115 points ago

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Sydney, Australia here. A little over an hour till The Rapture. I feel a little bloated. Hope that doesn't affect my chances of getting into heaven.

[–]makubex 251 points252 points ago

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You should probably try to poop within the next half hour. God doesn't want to deal with your shit.

[–]mrpeabody208 19 points20 points ago

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Do you take your poop to heaven or does it stay in the big pile along with your clothes and fillings?

[–]makubex 56 points57 points ago

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All Logs Go To Heaven.

[–]psychosomaticism 17 points18 points ago

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Excuse me, sir, this isn't the crapture.

[–]aphoenix 4 points5 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

This is the most reluctant upvote in the world.

[–]UberLurka 28 points29 points ago

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19 minutes to go. The suspense is underwhelming!

[–]GoodMusicTaste 8 points9 points ago

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Still with us?

[–]UberLurka 39 points40 points ago

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Yup there's nothing happening right now. Wait, what's that? There's somethi

[–]straylight85 21 points22 points ago

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I like how you just managed to press enter before whatever happened happened.

[–]Tinox 14 points15 points ago

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That's because he said Candlejack elsewh

[–]Sember 1 point2 points ago

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I think he was distracted by a spider on his keyboard and then he smashed it.

[–]DRoadkill 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, we're cool here. I think Jesus is with America after all.

[–]foyamoon 9 points10 points ago

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Are you still there-ere-re-e..?

[–]Arnie_pie_in_the_sky 78 points79 points ago

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You shouldn't have done that.

[–]Tophat_Gentleman 22 points23 points ago

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Goddamn you, I wanted to forget about that.

[–]Commancer 15 points16 points ago

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MEME DROWNED

[–]OldTimeGentleman 4 points5 points ago

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What are we talking about ? (nice username btw)

[–]Wofiel 5 points6 points ago

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This page puts it together nicely in order.

[–]Explosion2 9 points10 points ago

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You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

[–]BenderRodrigezz 4 points5 points ago

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Unrelated to comment but I am in love with your username

[–]Lukos1123 126 points127 points ago

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It is 12:54AM on May 21st here. IAmA person who is experiencing the apocalypse, AMA

[–]Dirty0ldMan 60 points61 points ago

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He specifically said 6pm. Gosh!

[–]Cheese-Its_Christ 62 points63 points ago

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Just another fake AMA. Sooo typical....

[–]AmishHomicide 13 points14 points ago

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This is just the Rapture, calling all the faithful to Heaven. I believe the Apocalypse isn't happening until October.

[–]mrpeabody208 5 points6 points ago

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God is waiting for sweeps week, no doubt. That's when something that wants to stay relevant runs its best material.

[–]i_smile 33 points34 points ago

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Rapture Eve! woooooo!

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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SHIIIIT gotta finish Mass Effect 2 quick and I haven't even installed it yet!

[–]Scrib3 7 points8 points ago

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Haha, I just restarted Mass Effect 2 yesterday. There's no way I can finish all these companion quests before the rapture!

[–]DrBradweiser 19 points20 points ago

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Welp, better start drinking.

[–]DrBoner 38 points39 points ago

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I'll meet you at the milk bar

[–]darwinfish86 22 points23 points ago

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the korova milkbar? ill have a milk plus drencrom.

[–]Mr_A 9 points10 points ago

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Sythamesc.

[–]oinkyboinky 6 points7 points ago

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Yes, o my brothers!

[–]happybadger 38 points39 points ago

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[–]Majora03 41 points42 points ago

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Best song on the soundtrack, maybe in Zelda history. I have found nothing in gaming that compares to the feeling of being in Clock Town during the final moments, as the timer transitions to the quick countdown and you find the once bustling streets drained of their energy and life while this song scares the shit out of you and the moon is in your face. Relevant username.

[–]happybadger 14 points15 points ago

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It's one of the things that got me into apocalyptic fiction. Sitting there watching the moon approach, knowing that you can't do anything to stop it even if you wanted to (too late in the game), it's a wonderful feeling of dread.

[–]Cutsprocket 7 points8 points ago

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got any good recommendations for books?

[–]happybadger 37 points38 points ago

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You're asking the right person. This is one of my passions.

Nuclear holocaust/presumed nuclear holocaust:

  • On the Beach. Nuclear war consumes the northern hemisphere and radioactive winds are slowly overtaking the southern. It's probably the most like Majora's Mask because it's the story of Melbourne residents coming to grips with inevitable death. It's also one of my favourite novels of all time because there's no happy ending and no sugarcoating, unlike a lot of works which sacrifice drama in favour of smiles. Oh, and they made this into one of my favourite films of all time- Ada Gardner, Fred Astaire, Gregory Peck, and Anthony Perkins, fuck yeah.

  • Alas, Babylon. This would be an example of a sugarcoated novel, but it's still the go-to nuclear holocaust story. The only criticism I can think of would be the sugarcoating. Drama within this genre exists in coping with the idea of eventual death, and this book doesn't really capture that well.

  • Bangs and Whimpers. This is a collection of short stories that's absolutely fantastic. You'll need to find an ebook version because I've never seen a print edition.

  • A Canticle For Leibowitz. It's draped in religious references and more of an allegory for the rise of Christianity than anything, but if you look past that (or embrace it) it's the greatest rebuilding novel I've ever read.

  • Swan Song. This is kind of supernatural-horror, but if you look past that it's a great novel. It's also fucking massive, almost as big as The Count of Monte Cristo.

  • The Postman. Not that good of a movie (too cheery), but the book it's based on is fucking brilliant.

  • The Road. Easily the best post-apocalyptic movie I've seen, and the most unrelentingly dreary book you'll ever open. There's something magical about the way that this is written, it's balls to the wall shades of grey completely devoid of emotion make you hate life depressing. If you want to read post-apocalyptic, read another novel. If you want to think post-apocalyptic, this book and a bit of MDMA will wreck you for weeks.

Zombies/plagues:

  • World War Z. This book is one of my favourites because of how it's written. Max Brooks (director Mel Brooks' son) interviews survivors of the zombie apocalypse to form a collective chronicle of it. I recommend the audiobook version rather than the print version because Alan Alda (Hawkeye from M*A*S*H) plays a role in it. Alan fucking Alda.

  • The Plague (Albert Camus). Camus hated being called an existentialist author, but this is why he was labelled as such. This book is kind of like On the Beach- it starts off tragic and only gets worse.

  • The Day of the Triffids. The world goes blind, shit gets fucked. M Night Shamallamadingdong had the greatest source material available for his film on the same premise and he instead directed an abortion.

  • I Am Legend. Again a visual abortion spawned by a literary masterpiece. If you've seen the film but not read the book, please smack yourself in the head because it's difficult to do through the internet.

  • Earth Abides. Death and rebirth, one of the greatest novels of the 1940s and one of the few rebirth stories which isn't cheery. Cheery has no place in this genre. Earth Abides will fuck your head.

  • Eternity Road. Longlonglong after the plague, a rediscovery novel. It's one of a handful in which pre-history books are used as tools/weapons and I love that subgenre.

  • The Stand. I'm not a huge Stephen King fan, but this was the first zombie novel I read and one of the best. It's kind of pop fiction but a serious novel in a genre filled with Zombielands and Dead Risings.

Unknown:

  • Emberverse. This is a really obscure series by SM Stirling, but it's also my favourite post-apocalyptic series. He writes like Michael Crichton/Chuck Palahniuk- really graphic descriptions and lots of infotainment.

I'm doing a minecraft thing and will definitely post more if you're interested. Personally I recommend downloading this collection and starting there. You'll never find a more dramatic genre.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I'm writing a novel about a group of children trying to rescue their friend from pirates in a post-apocalyptic world. It's maybe Young-Adult? http://www.santavela.com

I'll write the last chapter tomorrow, then an epilogue and I'm done.

Since you like the genre, in case you have some free time.

[–]happybadger 4 points5 points ago

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Merci! I'm going to be doing something similar with my novella, releasing it in segments that is. It's fun on a bun to write this genre :]

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I'll look forward to reading it! Seriously, I will. I enjoy this.

[–]socrates200X 6 points7 points ago

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My favorite small thing on the Final Day: all the gate guards looking up at the sky, their hand on their chest with dread. I remember that scaring me most of all.

[–]Rystic 6 points7 points ago

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I'm at work, watching this video with the sound off, and it is horrifying.

[–]ChaosDesigned 4 points5 points ago

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I just figured it out! I'm going to get my Ocarina and play the song of time and we'll be back 3 days before this whole shenanigans happened.

[–]PirateMike 14 points15 points ago

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Australian here, one minute left for me and the view outside my window is not unlike this http://i.imgur.com/3CMR6.jpg

Well besides the whole it's midnight and black and I can't see anything... I'm going to bed.

[–]darkmessiah 14 points15 points ago

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Kiefer Sutherland help us all.

[–]Gback 32 points33 points ago

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It's like Y2K all over again.

[Grabs popcorn]

[–]duxless 40 points41 points ago

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[Grabs popcorn]

Here you go

[–]tehsam016 2 points3 points ago

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[–]duxless 6 points7 points ago

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[–]ChaosDesigned 11 points12 points ago

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Yeah, I was SO Dissapointed when the world didn't end, I was really furious. I WANT THE WORLD TO END so that it becomes like Fallout and I can finally become a professional mercenary!

[–]Beaglepower 20 points21 points ago

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I tend to think in the short term. I kind of want the world to end on Saturday, so I can sleep in on Monday.

[–]GodOfAtheism 30 points31 points ago

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Milk that karma

[–]ehsteve23 17 points18 points ago

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We can't the cows were kidnapped 2 nights ago.

[–]RoiClovis 21 points22 points ago

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After today the milking of the karma will be Lon Lon gone.

[–]GodOfAtheism 5 points6 points ago

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People keep making a Biggoron deal out of it, I don't understand why though.

[–]SoSaysCory 8 points9 points ago

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I don't understand the Link between this and the rapture.

[–]SushiGummy 3 points4 points ago

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There's no connection. Not by a Longshot.

[–]Desper 4 points5 points ago

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This Zelda themed pun thread is the bomb!

[–]GodOfAtheism 4 points5 points ago

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It's sending tingles up my spine.

[–]Balorio 8 points9 points ago

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Huh. Maybe we SHOULD have gone down to the local planning station in the andromeda galaxy and stopped the construction of that intergalactic overpass...

[–]shadmere 18 points19 points ago

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Not if I'm able to find that damned ocarina...

[–]allmypeople 10 points11 points ago

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Joke will be on us if it happened...

[–]tldrtldrtldr 4 points5 points ago

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But there won't be anyone to laugh.. hehe

[–]ascii 9 points10 points ago

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Today is my birthday. I got presents. Tomorrow is the 8 year anniversary of the day I met my wife. If the world ends with me having lots of shiny toys and a recent reminder of how much I love my wife and how much she loves me back... Could be worse.

[–]notcaptainkirk 14 points15 points ago

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You laugh, but somewhere out there, there's a teenage boy running around saving the world...

[–]Hero_of_Time 5 points6 points ago

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I got this.

[–]insideman83 12 points13 points ago

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[–]Smuckles 11 points12 points ago

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As an agnostic, i feel a bit like this guy

[–]Link_Is_here 4 points5 points ago

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I'm here! Don't worry! I'm already at Ikana canyon! Won't be much longer

[–]MissCheeks 4 points5 points ago

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It's only the final day for the christians anyway. The rest of us get to stay here for a few more years... gay sex and abortions for everyone!!!

[–]Ricktron3030 5 points6 points ago

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Wouldn't our faces be red if they were right.

[–]TWiesengrund 9 points10 points ago

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I hope there will be cake in the end.

[–]jbass357 6 points7 points ago

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the cake is also cursed.

[–]ambivilant 4 points5 points ago*

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-Thats bad

But it also comes with your choice of toppings!

Edit: For accuracy.

[–]stillboy 5 points6 points ago

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But the the toppings contain sodium benzoate ; That is also bad.

[–]IntentionalMisnomer 3 points4 points ago

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the 24 ticking clock sound played in my head when I opened this.

[–]Benchamoneh 3 points4 points ago

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At first I was looking forward to the rapture because it meant I wouldn't have to sit my uni exams, but the more I think about it the more I realise lecturers are academics and not met of God. So they'll all still be here tomorrow and I'll have to sit my exams anyway. FML

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[–]scott12087 2 points3 points ago

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Stevo87 4 points 1 hour ago

What's happening over there? Are you guys still ok???

[–]calinet6 2 points3 points ago

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Oh God, he didn't respond! What's going on?

[–]icockblock 3 points4 points ago

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I hope jesus has set a reminder alert on his google calender.

[–]icockblock 3 points4 points ago

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I hope he doesn't use iphone for alarms.

[–]Dirty0ldMan 3 points4 points ago

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[–]jdodson99 3 points4 points ago

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CRAP, I STILL HAVEN'T BEAT MAJORA'S MASK! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU—

[–]Duskey 2 points3 points ago

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Pfft. I'll be the judge of that. Hohoho.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Well, today is my last day of college, so this is appropriate on more than one level. Let's hope I don't fuck up my last final and have to play the song of time.

[–]shagg187 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Proposition_Joe 2 points3 points ago

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CHUNG CHUNG

[–]StevenDickson 2 points3 points ago

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Oh god! I’m not ready, there’s so much left I want to do….. Anyone want to have sex?

[–]imhiggins 2 points3 points ago

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Randy Savage sacrificed himself for our sins. We'll be ok

[–]meefozio 15 points16 points ago

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The prevalence of this topic on reddit solidifies the idea that we don't really care about advancing ideas; rather, we just want to show those with opposing views how idiotic they are so that we may feel superior.

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Do any of you realize that tomorrow is just the rapture for the saved people? And then after that there will be 5 months of hell on earth. The earth will be destroyed this October.

[–]Mecdemort 14 points15 points ago

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Proof will still be had tomorrow

[–]Xden_Inferno 12 points13 points ago

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Sometimes I wonder if the rapture didnt already pass, and this IS hell on Earth? Just somethin' to think about, nomsaiyan?

[–]kapncobs 10 points11 points ago

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All of those milk carton kids, man. They were raptured!

[–]vitaminmary 4 points5 points ago

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I'm pretty sure that Obamacare, Planned Parenthood, and enduring all the Conservative crazies is not the hell on earth that has been predicted. Although, it is getting crazy up in here. Plus we would already know if it was the rapture. The 4 horsemen of the apocalypse and all that ya know...

[–]Xden_Inferno 2 points3 points ago

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I'm still not sure whether or not all the biblical images of the apocalypse are meant as literal or metaphorical. I read genesis as metaphorical, so I think it's likely the four horsemen etc. may not be literal horsemen. It's all interpretation though. One of the elements of Hell is supposedly the absence of the warmth of God, and he has refrained from speaking audibly to us as he supposedly did in the Bible for some time. I'm not saying it's true or false, just that it's an interesting idea. Like I said, it's all interpretation.

[–]vitaminmary 2 points3 points ago

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i find it funny you are being downvoted for telling the truth. even if the rapture would happen, the world wouldn't end tomorrow. have an upvote from me.

[–]BibleBot 3 points4 points ago

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Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no [man], no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

[–]ScruffyFalcon 1 point2 points ago

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No matter how many times I see this, I will always laugh.

[–]metalgamer 1 point2 points ago

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TUNK TUNK

[–]Xden_Inferno 1 point2 points ago

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Come at me, bro.

[–]Lastcaress09 1 point2 points ago

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so has anyone discovered the song of time for real life yet?!?!

[–]ThisUserAintTaken 1 point2 points ago

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Two Words: Rapture Looting

[–]random314 1 point2 points ago

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That's great! It starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an airplane and Lenny Bruce is not afraid!

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs!

[–]shawnpeps 1 point2 points ago

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Man, I just started playing LA Noire. At least let me finish before the world ends.

[–]cgrav100 1 point2 points ago

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Better put all my money in the bank in West Clock town before I lose it...

[–]Reptarftw 1 point2 points ago

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So long and thanks for all the fish!

[–]cwm0930 1 point2 points ago

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Damn it, god would end the earth after a full work week.

[–]Freecom 1 point2 points ago

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I knew those quakes were coming from the moon! And they all laughed!

[–]geralddarden 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone else hear the 24 music when you read this post?

[–]dmaji1 1 point2 points ago

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[–]black7mgk 1 point2 points ago

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Has anyone else only heard of this phenomenon on Reddit?

[–]Bluelegs 1 point2 points ago

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These posts feel like the start of the episodes leading up to the season finale of the entire planet, I'm hoping the ending is better than what Lost had.

[–]dvdlesher 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, it's already 21st in Australia!

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It's the final day here and nothing's happened. Guess I'll get back to watching the telly.

[–]NovaSpec17 1 point2 points ago

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I can't wait until we do the same thing on 2012