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[–]thermobollocks 2 points3 points ago

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It could be working hardly.

[–]Tatterdemallion 1 point2 points ago

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Link to source: Link.

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[–]lananaroux 1 point2 points ago

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I answered that question with "Just killing time til I kill myself" at a gas station once...aaaand was fired.

[–]stylushappenstance 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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So working with a hard?

[–]monk_ey 0 points1 point ago

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Hard at work?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed

[–]jenkemlife 0 points1 point ago

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In-work hardie.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Seems Cyanide and happiness are starting to just reuse old jokes others made and bad puns, I am seriously considering not reading them any more. Even though some times they are a stroke of genius.

edit: Oh and this is from 2008 so I am pretty sure that this is a repost of some description.

[–]orias6891 0 points1 point ago

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I thought the punchline was "Well I'm looking at porn...So both."

[–]ThundaGawd 0 points1 point ago

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It's the only way I know how.

[–]sfc949 0 points1 point ago

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ahhh Johnson is hard

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[–]Tatterdemallion 0 points1 point ago

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It's not like their site couldn't handle the traffic.

[–]tomrhod 3 points4 points ago

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Funny thing is that OP is already linking to it, but a direct link to the image instead of the page. That's pretty low, siphoning bandwidth but not even having the courtesy to link to the page it's on.

[–]AlwaysChildish[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Sorry, I'm fairly new to reddit, wasn't sure how to link this properly. I just thought it was funny, and it is my favorite C&H comic.

[–]Tatterdemallion 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, I didn't even notice.

[–]bw1870 0 points1 point ago

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It says C&H and explosm.net right on the damn picture...relax.

[–]shattersoul -4 points-3 points ago

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Based on the number of "OMFG! LABEL THAT SHIT NSFW OR I MIGHT GET CALLED INTO HR!" posts, I'd say; Hardly working.