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Bowling: You couldn't be doing it more wrong (imgur.com)
submitted 1 year ago by skkitzzo
[–]revsky 444 points445 points446 points 1 year ago
little better quality - and more of her reaction
[–]Pixelpaws 74 points75 points76 points 1 year ago
More like "what should have been posted the first time"
[–]AptMoniker 203 points204 points205 points 1 year ago
You...You Monster.
You made me listen to an America's Funniest Home Videos laugh track.
[–]mystikraven 70 points71 points72 points 1 year ago
I thought they had a live audience.
[–]cheesemoo 344 points345 points346 points 1 year ago
Those people aren't really alive
[–]rub3s 57 points58 points59 points 1 year ago
not anymore at least
[–]derleth 38 points39 points40 points 1 year ago
Bob Saget's a sick fuck.
[–]SkaveRat 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
going there in the first place means you were never alive
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
It's like Davy Jones. Those people have been stuck in that studio since they filmed Married With Children.
[–]fisco130 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
At least they're people and not a live ostrich.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
They sold their souls to tv
[–]sally_hustle 461 points462 points463 points 1 year ago
Top comment on Youtube
"That's the oddest looking kitchen I've ever seen."
[–]1358765435234 119 points120 points121 points 1 year ago
Oh, fuck, it's a "women in kitchens" joke.
I thought it was just a really surreal observation, that had nothing to do with her gender, and thought it was absolutely hilarious. Now I'm disappointed.
[–]Burdybot 28 points29 points30 points 1 year ago
You've killed the humor for me. Darn.
[–]Zuwxiv 51 points52 points53 points 1 year ago
i'm desperately trying not to laugh in class. i think i'm failing.
[–][deleted] 1 year ago
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[–]MrPinkle 43 points44 points45 points 1 year ago
That's strange, I have no reservations about laughing while living extravagantly.
[–]sirbruce 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
Nope. Zero on the final.
[–]gilgoomesh 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Thanks for the link -- I could finally see what was happening. I really hate animated GIFs (still don't understand why people keep making them).
[–]redonculous 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
Camera phone footage of the aftermath!
[–][deleted] 26 points27 points28 points 1 year ago
American bowling alleys have shoe deposits?
[–]sally_hustle 136 points137 points138 points 1 year ago
people outside of America bowl?
[–]ChaosDesigned 99 points100 points101 points 1 year ago
There are people outside of America!?
[–]fjw 61 points62 points63 points 1 year ago
There's an outside of America?
[–]lbsnake7 79 points80 points81 points 1 year ago
There's an outside?
[–]IPoopedMyPants 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
There?
[–]rooktakesqueen 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
?
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
[–]shillbert 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
Never go outside of Philly. Bad stuff happens when you go outside of Philly.
[–]mexicodoug 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
Where do you live that if you don't have bowling shoes they let you wear whatever you have on while you bowl?
They give us the shoes and we give them back.
Very rarely do we run out of the bowling alley hysterically with such ugly shoes on our person.
[–]gsfgf 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Our bowling alleys sell cheap beer in large quantities. They're happy if you don't try and leave with a ball.
[–]sje46 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Yes? There's a guy who gives you special shoes for bowling, and you leave your shoes there and get them back when you're done. This is so you don't scrape the floor. What do they do elsewhere?
The design the bowling shoes to be very ugly so people won't steal them. Example.
[–]scsoc 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
Unfortunately teenage hipsters like ugly things, so they steal them all the time.
Also, those are some of the best looking ones I've ever seen. The ones where I work are green/tan/black with yellow stitching.
[–]z3rb 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
They do in the UK, too.
[–]TheRussianFunk 292 points293 points294 points 1 year ago
I hope there was a relevant 1990's style CGI animation that was on the monitor after that
[–]emodro 52 points53 points54 points 1 year ago
it'd be an oregon trail style striking oil animation in 3 frames
[–][deleted] 159 points160 points161 points 1 year ago
AAAAHAHA! I LOVE THOSE SHITTY ANIMATIONS!
My favourite is the pin getting thrown in jail and then bending its head down in sadness.
[–]douglasr007 47 points48 points49 points 1 year ago
I see every bowling alley uses Brunswick
[–]Man_the_upboats 33 points34 points35 points 1 year ago
As is tradition
[–]PLJNS 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
This is tremendous day for bowling alleys and therefore, the world.
Homer is my... ball's name. I'm Marge. Nice to meet you, Mr... Brunswick.
[–]maskull 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
I like the one where the ball has bull horns and charges the matador pin.
[–]xyroclast 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Gotta say, I didn't know it was a common thing. I wouldn't have been surprised if it were only the local bowling alley doing it (backed up by the 1980's style of the animations)
[–]Buckbeak69 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
just a clip of Ed Bighead bowling on Rocko's Modern Life
[–]derleth 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Bowling day is a very dangerous day.
[–]PissinChicken 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
I believe it would be a turkey in a boat.
[–]dnew 80 points81 points82 points 1 year ago
Reminds me of when the local bowling alley was closing for good, making room for other stores. The last couple days, the owner invited in the local marines to bowl however they liked. I'd never seen someone intentionally trying to bowl overhand before that.
[–]MongoAbides 50 points51 points52 points 1 year ago
That's a classy way to go out. I actually enjoy bowling like a sane individual but anything goes bowling would be INTENSE.
[–]Doomed 35 points36 points37 points 1 year ago
I think it's called street bowling.
[–]peepeesoakedheckhole 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
I think we have a blockbuster reality tv idea on our hands here...
[–]jymkata 521 points522 points523 points 1 year ago
She struck oil!(?[!])
[–]cstod83 433 points434 points435 points 1 year ago
It's most likely water that has been sitting in the pipes of the fire suppression system for years. Over time, it starts to corrode the pipes and impurities settle.
[–]RobertLobLaw2 320 points321 points322 points 1 year ago
I work as a project engineer for a construction company and I can confirm that you are absolutely right.
[–]ggggbabybabybaby 65 points66 points67 points 1 year ago
So if the sprinklers ever activate, it's going to be really gross water?
[–]kthroyer 44 points45 points46 points 1 year ago*
Yes unless the system is really new or If the pipe is cpvc
[–]gsfgf 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Can they use pvc in sprinklers? I would assume not as it would melt in a fire.
[–]zmann 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
CPVC - the first C is for Chlorinated. It makes the pipe more heat and pressure-resistant. Instead of being white it's orange or yellow colored.
[–]insertAlias 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
Chlorinated polyvinyl chloride? I know it's real, it just sounds so redundant.
TIL
[–]cr0n1c 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
You can use CPVC (aka Blazemaster) piping in a certain applications, such as offices or apartment complexes. The piping cannot be exposed and is usually covered up in walls and ceilings with drywall. CPVC is not allowed in more rugged occupancies, such as manufacturing or warehousing.
[–]EndlessNerd 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I work in a place with a sprinkler system, and they come and flush them out every so often...
[–]beanmosheen 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
Smells like sewage.
[–]Torlen 20 points21 points22 points 1 year ago
I work in a chemical plant that gets its system flushed monthly and it always comes out black and smelling like sulfur.
[–]morcheeba 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Our emergency eye wash stations at work had the same problem... No one tested them because they don't have a drain (I guess the installers were ok with a wet floor in an emergency)
[–]C_IsForCookie 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
Wow. Sounds like someone needs to light a fire and clean out the pipes.
[–]WTFmandy 52 points53 points54 points 1 year ago
This sounds like a great pickup line to me.
[–]C0lMustard 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
I work in the fire protection field and I can confirm that the water is both black and disgustingly stinky. This knowledge ruined the dairy queen flame-thrower burger commercial for me as well.
[–][deleted] 241 points242 points243 points 1 year ago
I work in no such related field and I can also confirm that you are absolutely right in saying he is right.
[–]frid 26 points27 points28 points 1 year ago
THE GENTLEMAN IS CORRECT IN CONFIRMING.
[–]PissinChicken 64 points65 points66 points 1 year ago
I'm not even human and I can assure you that this persons comments are 100% exactly what we want you to think.
[–]supertom 73 points74 points75 points 1 year ago
I can confirm that this Chicken is delicious.
[–]Giffylube 109 points110 points111 points 1 year ago
Keep fuckin that chicken
[–]FortyFs 37 points38 points39 points 1 year ago
It takes a tough man to make a tender comment.
[–]homesickalien 26 points27 points28 points 1 year ago
If it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
[–]Thenigma 27 points28 points29 points 1 year ago
Actually, it's spiders.
Somebody get Yao Ming over here with the gasoline!
[–]thebillgonadz 63 points64 points65 points 1 year ago
I work as a fire alarm technician and graduated with a diploma in Fire Protection Technology (yeah, it's a real thing) and I can also confirm that you are absolutely right and movies are total bullshit.
1) Sprinkler water is only clean in brand new systems.
2) A lighter will NOT set off a sprinkler system (EDIT: the heat eventually will, but smoke won't and a lighter will take more than a few seconds).
3) Pulling a pull station, setting off a smoke detector or setting off one sprinkler head will not activate THE ENTIRE FUCKING SYSTEM.
[–]zaffle 26 points27 points28 points 1 year ago
Completely correct, except in a deluge system :). But those are rare, and fun to test. I once worked on a multi zone deluge system for a road tunnel. Very fun. Very wet.
[–]thebillgonadz 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
Ah yes. I always forget deluge, probably because I never, ever work on them.
[–]atlantajerk 20 points21 points22 points 1 year ago*
Since I have a fire alarm nerd here, how much does it cost a restaurant if they have to pull the Ansul system on a grill?
[–]thebillgonadz 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
What caffeineme said.
The cost all depends on a number of factors:
-What volume of Ansul is being released?
-How many fryers/grills/vats/etc. is it covering?
-How soon can a clean up crew get in to do the work?
-And also, how many days will production be stopped while this happens?
The number is almost always in the thousands of dollars, probably well over $10,000 depending on those factors.
This isn't really comparable, but it's a fun story...I was conducting an inspection with another tech at a small chemical storage building that contained mostly fertilizer and insecticide. Protecting the storage building were 12 tanks of dry chemical suppressant that weighed approx. 200lbs each. There was a manual actuator at the first tank, then the rest were connected by a steel cable that would snap the tanks open when the actuator was triggered at the first tank and dump the system.
Our job was to disconnect the cable and remove the tanks one at a time, weighing them on a heavy-duty scale. I was rather new and had never done this before so the other tech was supposed to teach me what to do and therefore did most of the work. I was pretty much just there to help with the lifting.
Well, turns out he had no idea what he was doing and didn't disconnect the cable properly. With each tank we removed, we were putting more and more tension on the cable. After removing the 5th tank, the system dumped. We got covered in a yellowish powder that tasted a lot like chalk and covered EVERYTHING. It ruined my set of socket wrenches and my uniform was thrown away, but the real damage was the clean up of the warehouse.
It cost our company roughly $17,000 for clean up and to refill the 7 tanks that released. Luckily, everything was sealed in crates covered in shrink wrap, so nothing had to be replaced. Had we ruined that large quantities of fertilizer and insecticide that were in the warehouse, we would've had a much, much higher bill, probably closer to $100,000.
[–]Bipolarruledout 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
And companies complain that qualified people are too expensive.
[–]caffeineme 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
MY dad used to fill and service those systems. Cost...dunno. But, setting one off will shut down the restaurant for the night, need to do a FULL cleaning because the suppressant goes effing EVERYWHERE, and pay for a recharge/re-inspection of the system. Moral of the story, if you're going to pull it, you'd better damned well mean it!
[–]timmaxw 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
if you're going to pull it, you'd better damned well mean it!
I've never worked with one of those fire prevention systems. What sort of emergency is considered bad enough to warrant pulling the alarm?
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
Uh....a fire?
[–]CrayolaS7 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I work in hospitality and apparently before I started there was a waitress who walked into the kitchen and there was a small fat fire on the grill. The chefs had it all under control (nothing a wet tea-towel couldn't fix) and without asking the pulled the lever and activated it.
The owner was pissed as hell because even though insurance covered the damages his premiums of course went up. She was of course fired.
[–]disposableassassin 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
This seems like an awful design flaw. Why does the water sit in the pipes--why wouldn't the water be held at the main and only pass into the building when needed?
[–]thebillgonadz 33 points34 points35 points 1 year ago
There are actually 4 different types of sprinkler systems:
Wet
The most common and the one seen in the .gif. The water sits in the pipes, ready to be released as soon as a sprinkler head pops. They are the most common because they tend to be the most reliable and are generally the most fail safe.
Dry
The kind of system you're talking about where the pipes are empty and the water sits at the main. The pipes are filled with pressurized air and the air pressure in the pipes is greater than the pressure of the water on the clapper (valve) at the main. When a head pops and that pressure is released, the clapper opens and charges the system, releasing the water.
These are generally used in areas where freezing is a problem, such as freezers and rooms exposed to outdoors (garages, loading docks, etc).
Deluge
These are similar to dry systems, except the sprinkler heads are already open. These are used where rapid fire spread is a concern so when the system is triggered by a heat/flame sensing device or a pull station, all the heads release.
NOTE: I know I said in my original post that pull stations and the like wouldn't release a system. I was referring to movies in which someone walks into a cafeteria and does this. A cafeteria would likely have a wet system, whereas you'd only find a deluge system in something like a sawmill or an airplane hangar.
Pre-Action
These types of systems are reserved for occupancies where an unwanted sprinkler release is of high concern, such as a computer server room, data centre or museum. They are generally dry systems that won't release unless a certain series of events happens (ie: two smoke detectors activate, or one smoke and one pull station activates, or one smoke activates and a sprinkler head opens, etc.) This is where I (programmer) come in. We have to tell the fire panels what the system is supposed to do and when to do it and pre-action systems are a big aspect of my job.
NOTE: We rarely use water in situations like this now. My company offers a suppressant called NOVEC 1230 and it's cool as fuck. It looks like water, but it doesn't damage electronics. I don't know all the science behind it, but I've seen demonstrations where you can submerge your cell phone in it and use it immediately after removing it. If you want to find out more, check wiki or youtube.
[–]X-Istence 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
When I was in a datacenter they used a halon fire suppression system. The techs were taught that they had exactly 10 seconds to get to the nearest "fire" station to put on an oxygen mask before the system dumped the halon into the whole datacenter.
It was triggered on accident at one point while I was there, it was VERY costly to replace the halon since as far as I am aware all production has seized, but the system apparently worked as planned.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Is this an example of a deluge type system?
[–]X-Istence 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
CO2 deluge system.
[–]disposableassassin 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Thanks for answer. The reason I ask is because new California building codes require fire sprinklers in almost all new residential buildings. Even single-family residences. Granted it is better than losing the whole building or worse, a life, but it seems like in the event of an accidental trigger that the dirty water could do a ton of damage, dry-wall, flooring, carpeting and furniture would all need to be replaced.
[–]Datsoon 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
The heads only burst when they get hot, hot enough that it means that whatever is under that head is on fire and needs water RIGHT NOW. Holding water back at the main would require the whole system to fill before water would be delivered to the fire. This takes a long time. The entire system stays pressurized all the time to insure instant and reliable delivery of water. Dirty water puts out fires just as good as clean water, so it's not a big deal.
[–]benjgvps 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
Of all the places she could have hit... She hit a pipe with a diameter of only a few inches in the ceiling.
[–]aedinius 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
And after sitting there for years, it smells like ass.
[–]stealthshadow 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
That water smells so bad when it gets released.
[–]tsudeki 83 points84 points85 points 1 year ago
My guess is it was one of the sprinklers for their sprinkler system.
And the dark color is because they accidentally used crude oil instead of water.
[–]imbcmdth 57 points58 points59 points 1 year ago
The water inside a sprinkler system is classified as black water because it has been sitting in those pipes for years and is basically sewage.
[–]veritechcyclone 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Anaerobic bacteria, right? Before we bought our house, it had been unoccupied for several months. The water was black and smelled strongly of sulfur. Took weeks to run all that junk out of the system. Pretty fun taking a shower and smelling worse coming out than when you went in.
[–]Asynonymous 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Huh, I wonder if that's why the shower water sometimes smells gassy when it's been turned on for the first time in a couple days (after trips and the like).
[–]skintigh 24 points25 points26 points 1 year ago
I could see the water picking up iron, but don't see how human feces would get into the sprinklers...
[–][deleted] 138 points139 points140 points 1 year ago
IF YOU PUSH HARD ENOUGH YOU CAN GET FECES INTO A SPRINKLER>
[–]skintigh 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
For the first time in my life I am glad I posted on reddit.
[–]BlandSauce 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
I was expecting your name to be something like "Handy tips" or "Now you know", but noooo, you have to be an uncreative variant on one of the most overused ideas. Just sayin'.
I will commend you on your commitment with the >, though.
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
I find your comment to be distinctly lacking in taste.
[–]IYKWIM_AITYD 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
I find your comment distinctly lacking in enthusiasm.
[–]CombustiveCactus 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Why don't you just use caps lock?
[–]pinguinxxx 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Sewage, in this case all sorts of microorganisms that have been festering in the pipes for years.
[–]_Noise 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Mississippi moon won't you keep on shinin on...
[–]Legolaa 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Nope... Not sewage.
[–]shufan 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
[–]enjoiglobes2 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago*
Not quite a strike, more like a split.
[–]derleth 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
She struck oil!
(Oil, that is. Black gold. Texas tea.)
Well the first thing you know, the bowlin' girl's a millionaire
And her kin folk said, "Girl move away from there!"
Said California is the place you oughta be
So they sent her to live with her aunt and uncle in Bel Air.
[–]bofh1971 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
what the....you bloody channel hopping kids, you never even get to see a whole intro to a single show!
[–]alexthehoopy 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I'm sorry this comment came too late to get the attention it deserves. A Beverly Hillbillies reference segueing into a well done Bel Air. Absolutely masterful.
[–]funkyspunk 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
I drink your milkshake....I drink it up!
[–]drkideas 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
I'm a bowler, and I approve this comment.
[–]GamerXR72 128 points129 points130 points 1 year ago
You can definitely do it more wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy4O2TsfzS4&t=16s
[–]MongoAbides 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
I felt so bad watching that...
[–]Cmonkey67 150 points151 points152 points 1 year ago
Top comment "did u use a potato to record this vid?"
[–]flea_17 81 points82 points83 points 1 year ago
Don't care what anyone says, some YT comments are pure gold.
[–]theotherwarreng 38 points39 points40 points 1 year ago
The "top comment" thing helps a lot.
[–]tomrhod 24 points25 points26 points 1 year ago
At least it wasn't "184 people got hit by bowling balls."
[–]prince_nerd 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
I totally agree. Actually most of the top comments 2 comments are usually great. The rest is just herp-derp.
[–]benjgvps 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
The slow clap processor doesn't even work!
[–]InvalidConfirmation 27 points28 points29 points 1 year ago
Godamn random kids running into situations.
[–]picklesthecat 24 points25 points26 points 1 year ago
Ya fucking kids
[–]peepeesoakedheckhole 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
I'd kick the stupid mother that let her kid wander in there.
[–]Incontinental 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Always running into situations.
[–]Imperdimper 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
That video is golden. While it appears basic at first, a deeper look reveals the kid running by in the beginning with a certain urgency that no child of that age truly possesses. Oh, and the bounce off the hardwood floor with a roll at the end. This masterpiece is not something you sit back and laugh at, for this you belong on the edge of your seat admiring in flat out amazement.
Kid def had to pee.
[–]JasonDurand 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re8BHQlp0X8
That's true. It made me wonder where the lines are drawn between fearlessness, stupidity and inexperience.
I give them the benefit of the doubt and label them "fearless". Small, little fearless people who find themselves on the painful end of most situations.
[–]mrpickles 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
Holy shit. FYI people get seriously hurt.
[–]Conservadem 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
Wow, just wow.
[–]repoman 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago
In Soviet Russia, bowling ball rolls you.
[–]Atheist101 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
That's not funny :|
[–]fjw 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
Oh no, you have finally broken my empathy circuit. I laughed uncontrollably at this.
[–]yardglass 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
I don't understand how anyone could find this funny.
Haha, that small child got totally brained!
[–]Buns_Of_Awesomeness 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Schadenfreude and consistently applied logic, coupled with the fact that not everyone has the same mindset as you.
[–]8-bit_d-boy 56 points57 points58 points 1 year ago
Eh, fuck it. Lets go bowling.
[–]uat2d 94 points95 points96 points 1 year ago
NIKO, MY COUSIN! LET'S GO BOWLING!
[–][deleted] 51 points52 points53 points 1 year ago
Cousin, its your cousin!
[–]Logg[] 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
BEEEG AMEERICAN TEEETIEEES
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
Hey, a quote from a movie I know!
[–]felpz123 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
At least it's relevant, unlike half of the quotes on here.
LOL THERES ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND
[–]NotAmishSoStopAsking 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
[–]nerfdude 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
LOL HEY LET'S SING A SONG NOW, ONE LINE AT A TIME!
[–]hyperinsane 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
What would happen in this situation? Is she liable for the costs of repairing it?
[–]Dax420 69 points70 points71 points 1 year ago
Depends on how fast she can run in bowling shoes and if she paid via cash or credit.
[–]one-half 45 points46 points47 points 1 year ago
She's definitely not getting her own shoes back.
[–]C_IsForCookie 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
I really doubt she's responsible. You kind of have to see this as a hazard of the business. Now if she walked into a doctors office and put a bowling ball through the ceiling, it would be a different story.
[–]chalks777 26 points27 points28 points 1 year ago
a much funnier one.
[–]gloomdoom 45 points46 points47 points 1 year ago
No. As a business open to the public, the bowling alley has to maintain a certain level of liability insurance that would cover any incidents related to a customer's actions.
It's understood that in a bowling alley people will fall, slip, get hurt, try to sue and damage floors, etc. with bowling balls so that is all written into the insurance contract.
[–][deleted] 32 points33 points34 points 1 year ago
Welp, time to go bust a few ceilings. I'll be a YouTube millionaire!
[–]radioactive21 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Only if she had sign a waiver or there are signs clearly stating you are responsible for damages or else it should be covered by your insurance.
Just like at golf courses where there are signs that will say you are responsible for damages to cars.
[–]WildKittyv1 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
No, that's what insurance is for. You don't sign a waiver before you go bowling that says you're liable for damage and things like that.
[–]SamC1803 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
Christ. I work at a bowling alley, now you've given me some other form of destruction to fear. As if people hurling heavy objects wasn't already nerve-wracking enough.
[–]klsi832 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
Do you ever stick your head in the Shine-o-Ball-o?
[–]SamC1803 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
I had to do some research to figure out what you were talking about. And, alas, no. Our Shine-o Ball-o does not operate in such a way that would allow this. Now, if it did... My answer might be slightly different.
[–]itsed 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
This may be a video of the aftermath, or just a similar incident: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiy3mi0XdeM&feature=related
Apparently this happens quite often in bowling when youtubing it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O80IGpTkk8A&feature=related
[–]stripdchev 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Can't wait to see that floor after it soaks in the water. It is going to look like rolling waves.
[–]st1ckybit 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Most bowling alleys no longer have wood lanes.
[–]ehcolem 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Turns out old bowling alleys with wood lanes were worth a fortune. The lanes were removed and sold overseas for millions.
[–]MongoAbides 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Really? So what, linoleum or something?
[–]scsoc 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Four years working at a bowling alley here:
I feel bad for the owner of that place. That water is going to destroy those lane surfaces, costing upwards to 15,000 to repair/replace. The place I live had two bowling alleys, and the one I didn't work at flooded in '08. Some of my coworkers went to see it after the waters receded and the lane surfaces were warped 1-2 feet in some places, with all of the planks separated and splintered. This sprinkler won't be as bad, but you can't really replace part of a lane surface. It's all or nothing.
[–]yellowking 34 points35 points36 points 1 year ago
Technically, had she thrown it in the other direction, it would have been more wrong.
[–]Ptylerdactyl 66 points67 points68 points 1 year ago
Technically, had she been performing a laparoscopic procedure on an elephant seal, it would have been more wrong.
[–]MrPinkle 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
Technically, had she been Hitler and murdered a bunch of Jews, it would have been more wrong.
[–]CallerNumber4 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Wow, really? Shit, I've been going at this the wrong way this whole time!
[–]C_IsForCookie 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
So that's were you've been hiding! They never thought to look in the bowling alley.
[–]weber82 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago
She would be better as a softball pitcher.
[–][deleted] 31 points32 points33 points 1 year ago
Not really.
I believe the sport you're looking for is 'shot put'.
[–]freehat 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
She looks like she played a little softball in school/college.
[–]4_669 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
Obviously, she's not a golfer.
[–][deleted] 37 points38 points39 points 1 year ago
Reposting a very old video as a low-quality gif with no sound...You couldn't be doing it more wrong.
[–]mstr_dft 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
she could have been going in the opposite direction.
[–]krej 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
Well at least if she was going in the opposite direction, the backspin would give her a chance of knocking down some pins.
[–]surfnaked 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Wow, serious backspin on that ball. She should switch to golf.
[–][deleted] 29 points30 points31 points 1 year ago
Reposting, you're doing it right!
Water is black because they never flush those sprinkler pipes so shit builds up in there over time.
[–]C_IsForCookie 26 points27 points28 points 1 year ago
Someone should light a fire and clean them out.
[–]palijer 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Best. Job. Ever.
[–]appealtoprobability 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
My cousin went bowling on a date once. As a prank, her date came up behind her as she was throwing and scared her. She then threw the ball across three lanes.
A few frames later, she tried to return the favor. However, my cousin came up on her date's throwing hand side as he was bowling.
tl;dr bowling ball + face = broken jaw
[–]sandrakarr 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago*
Since I don't work at an alley anymore, I find that hilarious. On the other hand, my inner bowling alley attendant is grouching that she's using too light a ball with too small finger holes. I absolutely hated when when guys that weren't that much smaller than me (I'm 6'1) would insist on the lighter bowling balls, and even average-sized, non-daintyish girls would balk at anything larger than an 8 pound ball. Fuck, I roll with 15s. Surely you guys can manage a measly 12 pounder. okay. rant over. Sorry. :\ tl;dr For fucks sake, don't bowl with the lightest thing you can get your hands on!!!
[–]NolanRoss 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
I went bowling once and this happened to a girl beside me, except it went through the roof and got stuck. Also a few lights fell down. Needless to say I laughed right in her face.
[–]ravenrriddle 51 points52 points53 points 1 year ago
Right in her face?
[–]respite 38 points39 points40 points 1 year ago
He doesn't need to say.
[–]hmasing 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS-lgj0jPac
In case you don't want to watch a crappy animated .gif
[–]alexanderzero 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
If you can throw your bowling ball and hit the ceiling, shouldn't you be using a heavier one?
[–]King_Theseus 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Question: Would she be forced to pay for repairs in that situation?
No, insurance would likely pay for it. They won't be letting her come back anytime soon though.
If you did this would you show your face in there again?
[–]gspm 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I had to try and find the video for this to get the extended view with sounds. A bit better (bandwidth tradeoff of course). Looks like it was on AFHV.
[–]Electrorocket 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
She's out of her element.
[–]seblasto 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
TIL softball players shouldn't bowl.
[–]soyabstemio 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Mark it zero, dude.
[–]Atario 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Note her reaction — laugh and walk briskly away, like she had nothing to do with it. I find this is the standard female reaction when anything goes spectacularly wrong, generally leaving any guys standing there gawking (or injured).
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