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[–]jbenz 228 points229 points ago

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I am against null signs (the circle with the diagonal line through it) that don't fully encompass the subject within the circle. I'd make a sign about it, but I don't know how.

[–]SubtleKnife 48 points49 points ago

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You son of a... a tiny part of my mind is stuck imagining recursive null signs.

[–]pitchingkeys 55 points56 points ago

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[–]akatherder 9 points10 points ago

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Bullseye.

[–]hirising 21 points22 points ago

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Nullseye

FTFY

[–]Misguided_Editor 21 points22 points ago

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It angers me that people will consistently downvote any reappearance of the Inception meme, yet choose to ignore the following posts, which are sure to be found in nearly every /r/funny submission ever:

" Dugg Upvoted for truth!"

"I just thought I should tell everyone that I dugg upvoted this after spewing milk and honey and 120cc's of feces out my nose and all over my monitor!"

" Dugg! Upvoted! Laughed so hard at I popped a boner and now everyone at work looking at me funny!!1"

That's all.

[–]nullprod 5 points6 points ago

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The username clinched it for me.

[–]TrueGrey 8 points9 points ago

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So true! That made me laugh so hard, I spewed blood out of my nose!

...But why is thje comernt boxcz so blurrrr

[–]down_vote_magnet 5 points6 points ago

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You sign of a...

[–]d3rsty 4 points5 points ago

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... road.

[–]cantremembershit 0 points1 point ago

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Zeno of Elea ain't got shit on this.

http://i.imgur.com/buQ8o.png

[–]Manbeardo 0 points1 point ago

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But because the objects being nulled are bigger than the null sign, the print becomes infinitely large.

[–]deadcell9156 141 points142 points ago

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"I am against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." -- Mitch Hedberg

[–]pongtron 9 points10 points ago

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These are the kinds of things I pay taxes for and nothing seems to get done!

[–]kisore 17 points18 points ago

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[–]bejayel 2 points3 points ago

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The red one should be on top since it's the bigger one and the null sign usually contains the entire image of what not to do.

[–]mustardhamsters 2 points3 points ago

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Don't tell him what to do!

[–]i_4_got 0 points1 point ago

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damnit, I thought there was a bug on my screen

[–]matrixman673a 1 point2 points ago

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If we don't diagrammatically represent your opinion soon, it may cease to exist. Quick, to the Bat Cave!

[–]nunchukity 1 point2 points ago

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so.... the sign's telling me i can grind just don't look down????

[–]I_RAPE_RATS 1 point2 points ago

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[–]SameThingHappened2Me 1 point2 points ago

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I made an attempt. It's ugly, but I'd love to see someone holding this at a rally.

[–]recursive 5 points6 points ago

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I like the tooltip.

[–]LuckyAmeliza 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was there because I was hovering my mouse over it,so I moved it and it wouldn't go away, so I kept on moving the mouse back and forth to try and get it off of there, until I realized it was actually IN the picture. (I can't do the frowny furled brow eyes otherwise I would do them right now)

[–]nullprod 2 points3 points ago

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(I can't do the frowny furled brow eyes otherwise I would do them right now)

ಠ_ಠ

[–]sigma_noise 0 points1 point ago

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How about this?

[–]bcain 0 points1 point ago

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I am against null signs

I am against bar sinisters. FTFY.

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 373 points374 points ago

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At my Catholic high school, the teachers would go around at school dances and push people apart to "leave room for the holy spirit".

[–][deleted] 473 points474 points ago

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Yeah, cause he likes to get down!

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 202 points203 points ago

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Always sounded like a threesome invitation to me.

[–]seashanty 163 points164 points ago

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its more like a fivesome.

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 24 points25 points ago

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An orgy.

[–]Sir_Terrible 29 points30 points ago

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"Forgive me father, I'm about to sin"

[–]phongbong 38 points39 points ago

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"Yeah, you like it when I fill your holiness don't you, you dirty little corporeal being."

[–]Maxjes 0 points1 point ago

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We're both going to hell.

[–]therongguy 5 points6 points ago

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Forgive me father, I'm about to get funky.

[–]GreatBallsOfFIRE 0 points1 point ago

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Two couples swinging and a looky-loo.

[–]sgt_shizzles 24 points25 points ago

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There's a lot of potential in the "nail" and "wood" departments.

Also: "I baptize you in the name of the HHHRRRRNNNNGGGGGGG"

[–]butth0lez 4 points5 points ago

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Is that a ying yang twins song? HHHHHHHHRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYJ

[–]flacomattman 11 points12 points ago

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Plus, who knew the wholly spirit was 6" wide?!

[–]siouxsie_sioux 20 points21 points ago

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I do, because he raped me.

[–]rmxz 41 points42 points ago

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Mary?

[–]siouxsie_sioux 16 points17 points ago

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shit. cover=blown

[–]tryangles 2 points3 points ago

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People were a lot smaller back then.

[–]MagnusMathisen 6 points7 points ago

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A holy trinity in many ways.

[–]thefudgeman 1 point2 points ago

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I thought that was all those guys lived for!

[–]APiousCultist 0 points1 point ago

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in ridiculous ghost voice

"Roooooom for another ooooone?"

[–]Joe_Kerr 0 points1 point ago

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[–]soulbeatrunna 25 points26 points ago

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A prominent blues dance instructor was known for saying "don't leave room for baby Jesus. Squeeze him right outta there!".

[–]oldbel 8 points9 points ago

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what the fucks is this

[–]criswell 9 points10 points ago

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I don't know, but what the fucks is this?

[–]soulbeatrunna 0 points1 point ago

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It's the very end of a dance workshop, the style being Solo Blues -- a member of the Jazz Dance family.

[–]Gackt 2 points3 points ago

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That looks seriously retarded.

[–]holocarst 36 points37 points ago

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TIL ProbablyHIttinOnYou went to a catholic highschool, this explains some things...

[–]Tesatire 13 points14 points ago

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I didn't even notice that it was him saying that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He's losing his powers!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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at my catholic high school, ... it was a boys only school

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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... no room was left for the holy spirit.

[–]kyushu2002 3 points4 points ago

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Ours would say we should be at least a Bible's width apart. We justified getting closer because you could get the Bible on CD-ROM Now it's over the air waves...so get as close as you want!

[–]timmymac[!] 2 points3 points ago

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Jesus pickle?

[–]fearsofgun 2 points3 points ago

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My Catholic high school did the same thing and we said they were trying to leave room for our holy boners.

[–]Snow88 2 points3 points ago

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I've never understood that. It's a fucking spirit it can fit anywhere.

[–]THEAgent_Orange 2 points3 points ago

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"leave room for jesus" ftfy the holy spirit doesn't need any room at all...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Excuse to touch the students.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'd always reply "yeah, but Jesus is in all of us. I'm just trying to get closer to Him"

[–]Wordfan 1 point2 points ago

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I hate it when you think you're fucking your girlfriend up the ass and you realize, nope, that's the holy spirit. And then you have to go get checked because that dude gets around and it's just a pain in everyone's ass. Except your girlfriend.

[–]trolibite 0 points1 point ago

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Holy Spirit Pwn3d U

[–]theabacus 0 points1 point ago

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Unfortunately they neglected to mention that little detail in the seminary..

[–]shoothemoon 0 points1 point ago

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My 8th grade teacher went around at one dance separating people saying "Make space for Jesus"

[–]never_phear_for_phoe 0 points1 point ago

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Someone will have a great idea to "have a dance outside of this school" at some point.

[–]lrknapp 89 points90 points ago

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I think that sign would've been helpful to the principal in this situation.

[–]mr_pterodactyl 10 points11 points ago

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"No, don't kiss me."

Nuclear troll.

[–]George_Burdell 16 points17 points ago

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"Anything else?"

"I love you." "I like your tie."

[–]Tredid 10 points11 points ago

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This is so appropriate right now.

[–]smartassman 9 points10 points ago

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That was great. This needs more upvotes.

[–]FrankNFurter11 1 point2 points ago

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This was every guy in my high school. Not that I didn't laugh at it, but my teachers/principals were routinely flabbergasted by their behavior.

[–]Fearbeard 36 points37 points ago

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"The Catholic church banned sex today; in fear it could lead to dancing."

[–]moddestmouse 5 points6 points ago

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That's baptists

[–]Fearbeard 0 points1 point ago

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Oh yeah, you're right. The catholics are know for their rampant dancing and l33t footwork.

My bad.

[–]strothgar 24 points25 points ago

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Any high res? Not that I want to post this in a bar or nothing...

[–]thecheatonbass 18 points19 points ago

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Here ya go

And support the artist by buying it here.

[–]HideAndSeek 6 points7 points ago*

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I just sent that to the pres of a local AA clubhouse that's holding a teen dance tomorrow night. I told him to print that out have it posted near the dance floor so 19yr olds aren't groping the 13 yr olds too much.

[–]Vsx 13 points14 points ago

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How much is too much?

[–]akatherder 22 points23 points ago

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Just the tip.

[–]mynameisLando 12 points13 points ago

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19yr olds go to the same dances as 13yr olds?

[–]not_from_chattanooga 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, how funny--a teen dance at an AA clubhouse? All of those 12 step posters on the walls should really get those teens in the mood to get down!

[–]HideAndSeek 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, the regular Friday night dances for teens used to draw 40-100 teens on a regular basis years ago. But the club could find enough volunteers to staff the dances to keep them going. They're being revived on a trial basis to help the club out financially.

The kids really don't care about where dances are held as long as the music is loud, the lighting is cool, and they don't feel over supervised.

[–]Stop_Sign 32 points33 points ago

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Also, clothing is only allowed to be 3 colors. Ever.

[–]Lonadar 71 points72 points ago

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TIL Chell dances acceptably

[–]timdiggerm 9 points10 points ago

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I hate Portal jokes, but I am okay with it for once.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Don't support Portal jokes, it only encourages more of them.

[–]IntergalacticOutlaw 5 points6 points ago

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Shut up fatty, fatty no-parents.

[–]iamwearingsocks 10 points11 points ago

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"Prohibited" sounds like the name of a hoity-toity perfume made in America, but with European aspirations. Perhaps the televisual commercial would even feature a scene such as is pictured in panel four - it's dangerous and forbidden; sexual and taboo. But realistically, I could only really probably afford the scent called "Acceptable," which would smell like off-brand generic soap from a local supermarket chain in the midwest. It would have wisps of Pine-Sol and suburban Protestant cleanliness.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Why do I know your username...hrmm?

[–]DrJulianBashir[S] 24 points25 points ago

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I post a lot. Plus it's a character from Deep Space Nine.

[–]MonkeyDog453 23 points24 points ago

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You filthy genetically engineered humon.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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...culus?

[–]DrJulianBashir[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Brunt?

[–]MonkeyDog453 10 points11 points ago

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BRUNT. F C A

[–]Dyolf_Knip 4 points5 points ago

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Some doctor you are. Can't even tell the difference between a pre-ganglionic fiber and a post-ganglionic nerve.

[–]jon_izafish 30 points31 points ago

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Maximum awkwardness at my college's homecoming dance when everyone on the dance floor was practically Figure 4ing or some variant of it. I just hung around the soda table by myself.

[–]peregrintook 25 points26 points ago

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This is why I don't go to dances anymore.

[–]rhino369 52 points53 points ago

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That is why I do go dancing. It's a strip club with less nudity, but for free. Plus a chance you could have sex.

[–]peregrintook 16 points17 points ago

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As a girl who'd rather talk to somebody than dry hump, it's not for me, but hey, different strokes for different folks.

[–]rhino369 25 points26 points ago

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I always thought that this type of dancing would be awkward for women, because the guy is basically humping you, probably with an erection. But most girls seem to eat it up.

[–]TylerKeys 22 points23 points ago

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It is to women what it is to men.

[–]diabloenfuego 21 points22 points ago

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It's funny because Fig 2 - 4 are actually in chronological order (Fig1 doesn't happen anymore in clubs/dances unless you're really old or a child). It starts off with a 'hi' and a smile, get a little closer...Fig3 is where you can pretty much tell she's interested. Then we're brought to the moment prior to Fig4 where you both sort of 'press up' against each other in that mystical moment where you're both kind of seeing what the other will do. Within minutes, gyrating and rubbing occurs to the point where I'm gonna have a bit of a hard-on...perhaps even a full erection. She knows what this is doing to you, she knows what's going to happen, she feels it, she keeps dancing, you keep dancing, and now you can tell she likes it because it hasn't stopped. This is usually where the real fun starts...I love dancing. (Warning for you shy-guys out there, hot dancing does not mean you're gonna get sexed, but it's a really good start).

[–]Dyolf_Knip 8 points9 points ago

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I started taking lessons for partner dancing about 7 years ago, and it was the absolute best thing I ever did. And to anyone who says it's just for old folks, you dunno what you're talking about it. I've had swing dances that were as sensual as sex. And don't even get me started on the local blues dancing scene...

[–]diabloenfuego 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not saying it's for old folks. I'm saying nobody holds hands like that in dance anymore. If you want to dance with a partner, it tends to be something a little racier, a little more sensual...IE, Tango, Bachatta, Salsa, etc. I didn't mean it as a knock, as you may have guessed I'm a big fan of dance myself and I agree that partner dancing is a fantastic idea. Besides, as a guy when you're capable enough to lead and perhaps even dazzle the woman in your arms a little, it's a very classy and fun way to spend your time. I like to think of being a good dancer like this though...as a man, your primary function is to complement your partner as well as possible so as to accentuate their beauty and grace as well as possible. Your job is to make them feel and look their best, while enjoying yourself of course.

[–]Dyolf_Knip 1 point2 points ago

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Um, that's exactly how you hold hands in those dances, including Tango, Salsa, etc. Standard closed lead. Granted it's not like that the entire time, but that's pretty much the starting point and fallback when thinking what to do.

[–]prmaster23 3 points4 points ago

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In Puerto Rico dancing Reggaeton consist of Fig 4 only, I have being in parties with over 100+ couples dry humping each other. Nothing like going to a party and dance like that for hours with different girls, no strings attached.

[–]prodigalOne 1 point2 points ago

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Pics or it didn't happen.

[–]prmaster23 4 points5 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVBqhcGPWFI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6hdcR4F8X0

Now imagine that in a high school party with over 500 people.

[–]Tesatire 7 points8 points ago

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It is awkward for most women. I refuse to dance with guys at clubs if the only thing they try to do is rub their half erected penis on my ass.

The last time I turned around and literally told the guy "honey, you are going to have to actually dance to stick around." He then offered to buy me a drink. When i showed him that I already had a full one he tried to continue rubbing. I stood straight up, reached my hand out and said "it was nice to meet you. Good night." He walked away and I think I scared my friends... lol

[–]Vsx 2 points3 points ago

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You are from.... Tennessee?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Why would you go to a club like that if you wanted to actually dance? Seems a bit naive.

[–]Tesatire 2 points3 points ago

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Are you serious? I was at an 80's club with 3 other girls and it was Lady Gaga Cover Band Night. I am expected only to want to let guys grind on me? I never want that. I go where the music is good, the environment is fun and the cost is minimal.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I blame this on the lack of clubs around that promote actual dancing over grinding. I'm sure the choices are more plentiful around Hollywood.

[–]Tesatire 1 point2 points ago

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At an 80's club, I would expect more dancing. 80's music isn't exactly great for grinding... lol

[–]ichabodguitar 5 points6 points ago

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So you're telling me I can tell which girls have self-esteem issues by looking for the ones freak dancing?

[–]illingal 1 point2 points ago

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Yes. But actually.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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There is a time for talking, and a time for rubbing your crotch in her ass. Both are awesome in their own way.

[–]darthluke 4 points5 points ago

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Same here.. I'd have joined you by the soda table and just talk.

[–]illingal 2 points3 points ago

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Right there next to you two!

[–]bboytriple7 1 point2 points ago

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And the bouncer won't throw you out for touching.

[–]pureeviljester 7 points8 points ago

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yes, as generation goes on dancing deteriorates.

[–]Kitchenfire 1 point2 points ago

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The ol figure for-ever alone?

[–]GodDamnItFrank 1 point2 points ago

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You don't like freak dancing?

[–]jon_izafish 2 points3 points ago

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I've always been socially awkward so freak dancing would've probably caused me to have a mental breakdown.

[–]listos 14 points15 points ago

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Let the dam kids rub privates goddammit.

[–]DoctorElectron 1 point2 points ago

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I'd rather the kids be a little more classy. It's not a great trend to teach guys or girls that guys should just come up behind a girl and start rubbing up on her without even her consent. It's a bit too animal like for my tastes.

Don't get me wrong...I do absolutely love grinding...especially when the song calls for it...but when the song doesn't call for it grinding is just a lazy way to think you're dancing...and reinforces weak dance abilities! If girls are grinding on me during a definite "non-grind" portion of the song...I'm thinking "really? that's what this beat is telling you to do? This really isn't what the beat is calling for at all!" but my other brain says "I'm da winner!"

TL;DR: Done too much it reinforces bad dance habits and makes us look and seem like animals. Done when it's called for is amazing!

[–]Baldish 1 point2 points ago

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This. There was so much of that at my prom last weekend. Songs that had no business being grinded to, were. What's wrong with all the other types of dances? And there wasn't enough slow dance songs IMO.

[–]the-coon 19 points20 points ago

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Need a new pane for fist pumping

[–]drgradus 25 points26 points ago

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Brohibited.

[–]darbyisadoll 6 points7 points ago

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In Tennessee the law states that an establishment may not sell alcohol where anyone is topless or there is sexually explicit dancing taking place, particularly the type which depicts sex acts and involves contact of the genital areas. The result if witnessed by someone from the Alcohol and Beverage Commission is a citation and $2500 fine. Furthermore, an establishment must have a license to allow dancing of any sort. (So, if you are in a sports bar and start dancing, it is the duty of the establishment to ask you to stop or leave.) Not kidding.

[–]Zurmakin 8 points9 points ago

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Fuck the establishment.

[–]timmymac[!] 8 points9 points ago

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Attendance is down and they can't figure out why.

[–]avocategory 11 points12 points ago

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No, but seriously man, I tried 4 once at a party, and everybody left. Then a mad wizard made me kiss a girl, and I liked it.

[–]timmymac[!] 4 points5 points ago

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footloose?

[–]lynyrd_cohyn 5 points6 points ago

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I recall a shitty bar/club type place in Buenos Aires that had a sign up on the door warning in severe terms that dancing was NOT permitted, along with a description of what constitutes dancing (though no pictures to help you out like this)

It seems you need a special licence to allow dancing and this place didn't have one.

[–]nyxerebos 2 points3 points ago

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That must make for some interesting police raids. "No your honor, I wasn't dancing. I don't have a license to dance. It was just an epileptic fit triggered by this Donny Osmond CD."

[–]DidgeryDave21 8 points9 points ago

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Well, there's no point in me even going now. That's my Thursday ruined.

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[–]Dyolf_Knip 3 points4 points ago

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What about the rhythm?

[–]tg989 2 points3 points ago

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prohibidibibidydado

[–]theswedishshaft 2 points3 points ago

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Ian Curtis in figure 2, awesome.

[–]KevinDurden 2 points3 points ago

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Does anyone have this in a higher resolution? I want to print it and put it in a huge poster sized frame in my house.

[–]tinyteeny 3 points4 points ago

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This exact sign, although handwritten, was placed ALL over my high school walls weeks before a dance.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I also went to catholic school, but we were told to save room for Jesus, not the holy spirit. Although as any good catholic school boy knows, Jesus God and the Holy spirit are all one in the same through the holy trinity. BTW I'm atheist as shit now.

[–]FoozleMoozle 2 points3 points ago

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Well, they are all the same thing, but still three separate things. Duh.

[–]subtafuge 2 points3 points ago

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Prohibididabido

[–]realrhema 8 points9 points ago

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Bill Cosby?

[–]subtafuge 1 point2 points ago

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nope...is from the funniest part of Fired Up

[–]hired_goon 1 point2 points ago

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no daggering! aww shucks :-(

[–]Fortitudosc 1 point2 points ago

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But it's the only dance my bad rhythm can do :(

[–]mynameisLando 1 point2 points ago

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Figure 3 should also be prohibited. Girls who dance like this in clubs remind me of girls in high-school who just can't dance.

[–]buildingsandfood 1 point2 points ago

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Style #4, also known as daggering was banned in Jamaica for being too hardcore. Probably something to do with "[using the penis] in a dagger like fashion to repeatedly stab at the vagina in a violent and plundering manner."

[–]meikamo 1 point2 points ago

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I like how their clothing gets progressively less classy, until the last frame where the guy's pants and shirt are a tad less baggy.

[–]busdude 1 point2 points ago

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Why is the guy in figure 2 feeling up his nipple?

[–]foofaw 1 point2 points ago

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We could have used this sign at my high school prom. God those were some horny fuckers. And I mean that in the most literal sense.

[–]kcufsiht 1 point2 points ago

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I've had a really tough day. I wanted to share that with Reddit. I know this has nothing to do with this post, so if you have a problem with that please go fuck yourself.

[–]shelbygt33 1 point2 points ago

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I've actually had this hanging on my cube wall for a couple of years now, albeit a slightly different version. It just got a new friend last week.

[–]Solnai 1 point2 points ago

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My friend would go around pushing couples together at the dance, sometimes saying "Jesus is skinny."

[–]ramenforbreakfast 0 points1 point ago

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What would Freak Nasty say!

[–]wandrngfool 0 points1 point ago

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She looks so happy though!

[–]gootsinboots 0 points1 point ago

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reminds me of this

[–]m_Pony 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ExtraBigAssFries 0 points1 point ago

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that's the only reason to dance...

[–]procrastinat 0 points1 point ago

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chell in figure 3.

[–]digitalxn3 0 points1 point ago

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I want to make a poster of this and put it on my TA's wall for a very good reason...

[–]phongbong 0 points1 point ago

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I like the butt movement line in the last picture.

[–]comeonplgrim 0 points1 point ago*

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I believe Fig 4 is referring to Daggering.

[–]smith7018 2 points3 points ago

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May-jah Lay-zah!

[–]ryusage 1 point2 points ago

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What the hell...

[–]holodog 0 points1 point ago

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On a side note, reports of blue balls are at an all-time low.

[–]pngwn 0 points1 point ago

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It's high school prom season. Time to print these out and put them up at all the prom venues.

[–]ficklepickle 0 points1 point ago

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4 is the most common way to dance now. most people danced that way at my prom and all my high school dances. it's pretty much the norm way of dancing.

[–]aBeautifulStory 0 points1 point ago

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That's like ... the best kind of dancing though. :(

[–]mystifiedglobe 0 points1 point ago

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I could definitely get my rocks off figure 3 style.

[–]LSdeezy 0 points1 point ago

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Is it messed up that kids were freak dancing at the dances when I was at middle school?

[–]Blaueziege 0 points1 point ago

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Is that what this is called? I always called it "stupid highschool dance."

[–]TheDragonzord 0 points1 point ago

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The dude in the second panel way underdressed for that date.

[–]babyfarks 0 points1 point ago

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Gotta keep the jesus between us.

[–]pandajoe 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mafibasheth 0 points1 point ago

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Where did you find this? Hot Topic?

[–]Sutibu 0 points1 point ago

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Your establishment sucks.

[–]alwayssunnyincp 0 points1 point ago

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man, I miss proms

[–]houseofbacon 0 points1 point ago

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YOU WERE SUPPLYIN THAT BOOTY!

[–]ricardo_sdl 0 points1 point ago

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So this means no brazilian funk.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I remember when this became popular at a friend's b-day party in 8th grade. I also remember being afraid to try it and then one of my friends making me do it. I then came back and said "It was awesome she was rubbing her junk into my junk, I almost got a boner" to which he said "Thats the point." Mind blown. /truestory

[–]trini-menno 0 points1 point ago

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In some cultures, "freak" dancing is positively encouraged! flirt

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I can get a lot done in fig 3.

[–]EricTboneJackson 0 points1 point ago

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Is what what they call it? "Freak" dancing? Not "pretending like we're fucking" dancing?

[–]thenext672 0 points1 point ago

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Huh, the funny thing is the fact that "prohibited" has become the new "excellent" at middle school dances.

I wonder what the new prohibited is then? Rape, murder, followed by skull fuck? Nah, that's probably "acceptable" these days.

[–]echothatislove 0 points1 point ago

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Greasy!

[–]evilpoptart 0 points1 point ago

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"Stand aside citizen!"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The real meaning of the sing is that ginger procreation is forbidden. I thought we live in an enlightened age...

[–]alejandroz 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Admiral_Calavicci 0 points1 point ago

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Freak dancing: something people who don't get laid complain about.