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[–]RepostJesus 198 points199 points ago

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[–]Whats_all_this_then 19 points20 points ago

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1 holy upvote for you.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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To be fair, I have the image you posted countless times on here.

Kind of ironic, isn't it?

[–]zgh5002 11 points12 points ago

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Well his name is RepostJesus.

[–]tip_ty 3 points4 points ago

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By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it. So don't bother pointing that out.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 2 points3 points ago

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Advice:

a) Find someone who has heard every joke you have

b) Have them look at /r/funny

c) Have them send you a link whenever they see something new

d) Now you never have to suffer the horror of a repost again!

[–]AntiqueRice 0 points1 point ago

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The martyr that won't stay dead, it's RepostJesus.

To be proper, here is the Original art.

[–]orange_jooze 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't heard that joke in all the years that I've been on internet. Please print out your picture and shove it up your asshole.

[–]randombitch 3 points4 points ago

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Apparently the Jooze are still having problems with Jesus.

[–]ProbabilityOfWhining 0 points1 point ago

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1

[–]SweetSonOfABitch 288 points289 points ago

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[–]NonTrivialPursuit 92 points93 points ago

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Yeah, I like the part how if it's a white grandpa it's cool, but if it's a black grandpa, it's racist.

[–]prsnep 53 points54 points ago

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Because whites are the majority demographics in the US, picture of a white grandpa is treated by the brain as a generic grandpa. In a picture of a black grandpa, people notice the colour. It doesn't have to be about racism.

In Africa, it would be the other way around because blacks are in majority.

[–]boss1000 3 points4 points ago

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Isn't it a white sentiment and bias to think of "white" as the default?

Or are sheer numbers in a country enough to justify that?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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I'm pretty sure it's not that and instead is because there's the stereotype in western countries that black people are criminals. If it was a chinese grandpa it wouldn't make as much sense, right?

[–]mcreeves 26 points27 points ago*

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No, he wouldve haggled, and bought the whole store for a dollar.

[–]Usagiman 12 points13 points ago

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That would be true if he was Jewish.

[–]mcreeves 9 points10 points ago

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RACIST!

[–]toast_recon 2 points3 points ago

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Exactly. The chinese grandpa would have used ju-jit-fu-kung-pow to save a woman from getting mugged on the way to the store after politely explaining to the criminal that he does not like hurting people.

[–]SweetSonOfABitch 1 point2 points ago

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No, the Chinese grandpa would be paying for all the damages caused by running his car into the storefront.

[–]mcreeves 1 point2 points ago

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No, that was grandma.

[–]SweetSonOfABitch 2 points3 points ago

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Oh. They all look alike.

[–]prsnep 0 points1 point ago

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Good point. I do believe that if you want to make a joke and you're worried about racial implications, it makes sense to use the dominant race as the subject. Then the skin color factors less into the joke. And this joke was funny with the original white grandpa. I didn't even think about his colour.

[–]MongoAbides -1 points0 points ago

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Any poor minority is going to be "the criminal population."

[–]NonTrivialPursuit 3 points4 points ago

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It has little to do with percentage and much more to do with the fact that there is already a preexisting stereotype that blacks are thieves. The claim is that if someone (whose intentions are unknown) did not go out of their way to not reenforce a stereotype, they're racist...when in fact there is no way to know whether or not they were being racist or not, because you don't know why they chose the picture they did.

If you don't believe me, then try to tell me the difference between me posting something similar with a white guy that couldn't dance.

[–]brandoncoal -1 points0 points ago

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And the white grandpa is only treated as a "generic grandpa" because of our culture's entirely racialized way of of thinking. And yes in that culture blacks are lower on the scale, the lowest actually. It's arguable whether it's about racism per se but it definitely is about race and not in a good way.

[–]_ali_ -2 points-1 points ago

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Yeah that only applies if you're white. All I saw was two old dudes telling the same joke.

[–]SweetSonOfABitch 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny because black people have always been criminals.

[–]grumpyoldgit 27 points28 points ago

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I wouldn't have called that racist. Holy shit, am I a racist..

[–]TheDragonzord 14 points15 points ago

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No, you just have a sense of humor.

[–]lobby87 16 points17 points ago

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I hate when people try to see racism everywhere even if there is no intetion. Nowdays if it is nonwhite man on film,picture, in song or book and he is not good guy it is racism for many.

[–]manixrock 2 points3 points ago

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I like the white version better - it's more unexpected.

inb4omgracism

[–]Screwhead31 1 point2 points ago

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Where is that from? Is he from a movie?

[–]Ex-Supermodel 31 points32 points ago

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It's just the context with which it was introduced to reddit. Turned into a big: "That's racist" / "You're racist if you think that's racist" argument.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/d96pw/grandad_was_reminiscing_about_the_good_old_days/

[–]oneironaut425 12 points13 points ago

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As soon as I saw the guy's face, I did my best ol'timey black man voice.

Far more hilarious.

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[–]ZachSka87 -2 points-1 points ago

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THAT'S RACIST! ;)

[–]minusxero 4 points5 points ago

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[–]i_got_this -1 points0 points ago

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[–]pordante 180 points181 points ago

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FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw:

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 74 points75 points ago

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12 people did not die that night because they forwarded it.

[–]calmlunatic 15 points16 points ago

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97% of people did not repost this.

[–]Poltras 1 point2 points ago

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101% of statistics are just plain wrong.

[–]i_got_this 0 points1 point ago

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(1) person did; cause he didn't

[–]Dream_the_Unpossible 1 point2 points ago

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I just received the latest one of those from my parents. It involves a video clip from some BBC show of an elderly woman who curses a lot giving herself a brazilian wax. They thought it was the funniest damn thing ever.

[–]UniQueLyEviL 0 points1 point ago

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I am SO sorry. =(

[–]JohnnyGilbert 1 point2 points ago*

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Have you seen the Rappin' Granny?!

[–]Fearbeard 0 points1 point ago

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Pssh, man, I saw this back when the W was still capitalized. -pordante

[–]gospelwut -1 points0 points ago

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Did you know you've won?

[–]Dann01 27 points28 points ago

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my grandad said that during the depression he'd go to the store with $20 and come back with a kick in the face

[–]Samuel_Gompers 16 points17 points ago

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$20 in 1933, the absolute bottom of the Great Depression, was worth about the same as $346 today.

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[–]Tuna-Fish2 7 points8 points ago

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There was no hyperinflation in the depression -- rather, the US was stuck in a deflationary spiral.

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[–]Tuna-Fish2 8 points9 points ago

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Deflation doesn't make people rich, you idiot. As the value of currency increases, people start hoarding it and avoiding debt, which reduces the velocity of money, and thus the money supply. So while money is nominally more valuable, there's less of it to go around. So people decrease prices more, decreasing the wages too. So everything is cheap and nobody has any money. This is self-reinforcing, hence the spiral.

This is econ 101. And very easily available in any history book, or even the wikipedia.

"Personal income, tax revenue, profits and prices dropped" "By mid-1930, interest rates had dropped to low levels. But expected deflation and the continuing reluctance of people to borrow meant that consumer spending and investment were depressed.[13] By May 1930, automobile sales had declined to below the levels of 1928. Prices in general began to decline, although wages held steady in 1930; but then a deflationary spiral started in 1931. "

[–]Samuel_Gompers 3 points4 points ago

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What the fuck are you talking about?

Here's a link to the Bureau of Labor Statistics' Inflation Calculator. See for yourself.

[–]SirRosie 0 points1 point ago

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Go back to school.

[–]Dann01 -5 points-4 points ago

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depression was in the 20's to. your thinking of Germany

[–]echeese 15 points16 points ago

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And he liked it!

[–]Dann01 5 points6 points ago

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haha damn straight

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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My grandad cross the Damn Strait on a raft made of disassembled Model Ts.

[–]grumpyoldgit 4 points5 points ago

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And times were so tough he had to kick himself in the face!

[–]lobby87 0 points1 point ago

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And he walked up hill to and from store.

[–]ricksanchez 27 points28 points ago

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Funnier the first time that black comedian did this routine.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I was just looking at the tits in the background

[–]tacoThursday 0 points1 point ago

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couldn't ever read the whole thing... just kept thinking TITS!!

[–]wastelander 0 points1 point ago

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GILF?

[–]jibbist 1 point2 points ago

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GILF. Unless she's a butterface.

[–]misterhand02 4 points5 points ago

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That is why daily masturbation is so important. The more you ejaculate, the more you fool your body into thinking you're still reproductively active, and the less you age. It's been shown that masturbating three times a day stops cartilage growth entirely. If you masturbate six times or more a day, you can travel backwards in time.

True story.

[–]snorch 12 points13 points ago

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In the land of the reposts, this image is king.

[–]toxicFork 3 points4 points ago

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I laughed like a woodpecker.

[–]_dustinm_ 4 points5 points ago

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you should get that looked at.

[–]underattack86 2 points3 points ago

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Reading reddit is a lot like getting "funny" emails from your grandparents half the time.

[–]fargin_ice_hole 4 points5 points ago

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Yo, yojimara, I'm really happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but this is the greatest grandpa joke of all time.

[–]MikeWisniowski 7 points8 points ago

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Wow. This be old. And I'm not talking about the Grandad in the picture.

[–]llorting101 5 points6 points ago

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Someones staying on earth next week.

[–]Tipper213 2 points3 points ago

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Lets have a staying on earth party all next week then. Who's with me?!

[–]maicull -2 points-1 points ago

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hmmm, i could usually spot a repost/old content. but i haven't seen this one though....

[–]MikeWisniowski 0 points1 point ago

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I go on Stumble and Reddit way too much is essentially the problem...

[–]BUfels 2 points3 points ago

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That's the oldest joke ever conceived.

[–]Chamrox 2 points3 points ago

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Replace "You can't do that now, too many fucking security cameras" with "You can't do that now, moms wouldn't know what the fuck to do with all that shit."

[–]warriork26 2 points3 points ago

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this is very very true

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I remember this being an old black dude before. Why the change?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Uphill.

Both ways.

[–]AtheismFTW 7 points8 points ago

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M.C. Escher would be 112 today.

Try to get off his lawn. I dare you.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Would be? Would be?

I will dance on his motherfucking grave.

Try and stop me. I dare you.

[–]LegalMexican 4 points5 points ago

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5 bags of potatoes?? I'm guessing he wasn't Irish

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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How many bags of potatoes does it take to kill an Irish family?

[–]ryy0 4 points5 points ago

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Zero, because they don't have any to eat?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Winner winner no dinner.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm Irish you insensitive clod, oh nvm I still laughed.

[–]LegalMexican 0 points1 point ago

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None!!

[–]igotl2k -1 points0 points ago

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Was he Russian? How many bags of potatoes are required for a bottel of Vodka?

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[–]kilo4fun 6 points7 points ago

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I'm Irish. 5 bags almost covers breakfast.

[–]compiling -1 points0 points ago

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Big family?

[–]kilo4fun 1 point2 points ago

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Nope just me being silly.

[–]compiling 1 point2 points ago

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I know. That was sarcasm.

[–]127001y 1 point2 points ago

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“We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.” Jack Handy

[–]macsus 1 point2 points ago

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You kids and your high gas prices. In my day we syphoned our gas.

[–]I_hate_this_shit 1 point2 points ago

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Front page...again...

[–]ThisistheHoneyBadger 1 point2 points ago

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This is so old that the man in the photo is almost certainly dead by now.

[–]Syath 1 point2 points ago

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... he still does, but he used to, too!

[–]SanDiablo 1 point2 points ago

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Heard this joke before. But it's always told with a black grandfather. Funnier that way.

Don't judge me.

[–]RichC123 1 point2 points ago

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Do all old people steal?

[–]NoMoreNicksLeft 1 point2 points ago

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You can barely see the black man behind Grandpa. And then he interrupts, and Granpa doesn't get to talk? That's just rude!

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 1 point2 points ago

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works better with a black guy

[–]IAmA_Undecided 1 point2 points ago

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So are my ears just going to double in size by the time I am 75 or something?

[–]shift3k 2 points3 points ago

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A lot of research seems to suggest so. Apparently cartilage growth (maybe especially in men?) continues throughout our lifespans, at a rate of roughly 1/100th of an inch a year.

Possibly to aid hearing in later life?

[–]ASmallGiraffe 1 point2 points ago

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Possibly to aid hearing in later life?

Probably not, old age appears to be under very little selection compared to when individuals are reproductively active. Constant cartilage growth in old age may just be an artifact of a genetic characteristic that was selected for in younger people.

From an evolutionary perspective, your genes don't care what happens to you once you've raised some kids for them to live on in.

[–]shift3k 2 points3 points ago

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Men can still have kids when they're old, though. It's women who can't, which is why I presume they don't have continuously growing cartilage, yet men do.

Or am I missing something?

ninja edit for clarity.

[–]IAmA_Undecided -1 points0 points ago

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I see. Now what about the exponential growth in ear hair?

[–]Yojimara[S] 1 point2 points ago

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You didn't consider progeria(sic). This person could be 9 years old.

[–]AJax969 0 points1 point ago

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Way to steal material from the Bob and Tom show..

[–]sandybell751 0 points1 point ago

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Legitimate laughter here.

[–]44554445 0 points1 point ago

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that guys balls would be quite large in my opinion

[–]CanadianTomFoolery 0 points1 point ago

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I pictured this in a Scottish voice.

[–]ptrk 0 points1 point ago

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You can't explain tha...

oh..

[–]isometimesmakesense 0 points1 point ago

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Cleavage, 2 o'clock.

[–]corby_tender 0 points1 point ago

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wasn't funny the first time either.

[–]bitbeard 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit has turned into that chain email I get from older family members.

[–]wyattdonnelly 0 points1 point ago

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Shouldn't there be some mention of the onion on his belt?

[–]everythingwillbeokay 0 points1 point ago

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Normally these are not funny, but the end made me lol.

[–]Divamuffin 0 points1 point ago

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DOWNBOATED.

[–]Jyxtrant 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah. A few months ago my DAD sent this to me in an email. And here I thought I was one of the last people to see it because of that...

[–]chrrie 0 points1 point ago

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Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say...

[–]killiangray 0 points1 point ago

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Dickety! Highly dubious.

[–]ballstein 0 points1 point ago

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Better restart my death panel

[–]JPG_Archaeologist 0 points1 point ago

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So many jpg artifacts. Amazing.

[–]quikjl 0 points1 point ago

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exactly what i will be saying at that age...

[–]lisabadcat 0 points1 point ago

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Plus, jeans have smaller pockets. I can only fit 3 bags of potatoes these days.

[–]laberry 0 points1 point ago

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send it to a cop.

[–]wrongwikipedialink 0 points1 point ago

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What's fucked up, is that this guy was charged with rape in 2001 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Webb#Personal_life

[–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

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Repost is reposted.

[–]slowshot 0 points1 point ago

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Going back 35 years, if you stocked up on groceries and the total was over $50, the cashier would call a manager over to verify your check. Now most stores won't take a check, unless they have auto-pay where the check is instantly withdrawn from your account.

[–]warriork26 0 points1 point ago

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really? every grocery tore i've been to takes checks.

[–]s0nicfreak 0 points1 point ago

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Most grocery stores I go to have several check-out isles that won't even take cash (cards only).

[–]Bape_Rabies -5 points-4 points ago

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I upladed this same picture a month ago and only recieved 14 upvotes. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

[–]chizzleHiro 2 points3 points ago

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Hahahahaha. They down voted you. Here, I'll leave this upvote here so someone can take it again.

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[–]myWorkAccount840 6 points7 points ago

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I've seen several novelty accounts on this theme.

You are by far the worst at it, and you bring the least amount of character to the role.

[–]TheTempo60 -1 points0 points ago

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Wow, my grandfather has actually said that to me before.

[–]babycheeses -1 points0 points ago

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From an evolutionary perspective, your genes don't care what happens to you once you've raised some kids for them to live on in.

The longer you live -- and are both able to care for your offspring and reproduce -- the better.

For men, that is well into their "older years".

[–]pearcewg -1 points0 points ago

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Repost, but better than the racist original version....

[–]godlovesugly -1 points0 points ago

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What is up with putting old jokes onto images and posting them? Who is making these graphics, and why?

[–]tkdguy 0 points1 point ago

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You don't get karma for a text post.

[–]GranDaddy -1 points0 points ago

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I used to have to walk to school as a kid. Uphill both ways.

[–]muchB1663R -2 points-1 points ago

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That right there is going on the fridge at work.