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[–]Klaxon5 348 points349 points ago*

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Was in the men's room at a bar one time. I'm standing at the urinal when in walks this, let's say butch-looking, lady. She pulls out a shoehorn, undoes her fly and starts taking care of business. When she is done she wiped the shoehorn off on her knee, shot my stunned ass a wink, and walks out.

EDIT: Adding commas for everyone who asked nicely.

[–]omgdonerkebab 157 points158 points ago

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I was fine with all of this until the knee part. Couldn't she at least have rinsed it?

[–]funknut 115 points116 points ago

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I wipe my willy off on my knee, I don't see any reason why a woman shouldn't be able to do the same if she wants.

[–]vinfx 119 points120 points ago

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I wipe my willy off on my knee

So sorry to hear you have a detachable leg. You have my pity.

[–]LesterDukeEsq 102 points103 points ago

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Detachable penis.

[–]shamefully_true 28 points29 points ago

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Funny, I have a recurring dream related to this that just recurred last night.

In the dream, for some reason, I remove my penis. The base just sort of peels off from my body and it pops off with no blood or anything. The testicles remain in place. I'm always terrified because I'm in that state where you don't even know you're dreaming. Then, my penis always grows back. I'm not sure how the time frame works but I think in the dream I just skip forward a week or so to where it's begun to grow back, baby size at first but eventually back to its original size standard boastful comment about my penis size. throughout all of this I'm completely unaware that it's a dream until I wake up immensely relieved.

In the most recent occurrence of this dream, though, things got weird. First, I had two full penile systems (the penis + scrotum assembly) - the second penile system was just below the scrotum of the normal one, in what would normally be the taintal region. Then, you guessed it, both the penises peeled off in the normal way. Needless to say, I was twice as terrified as in the normal dreams, and my panic doubled when the dream failed to cut away to a regrowth montage. Just when I was about to get seriously worried that something might be wrong I woke up started browsing this site.

What do you think this means, Reddit?

[–]LesterDukeEsq 37 points38 points ago*

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I cannot even begin to imagine how much cocaine Freud would have prescribed you.

You are his wet dream.

[–]theusernameiwanted 10 points11 points ago

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Woke up, read this.

Today is going to be a good one

[–]ryokea 1 point2 points ago

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This man likely traveled back in time and is the reason Freud prescribed cocaine.

[–]j994 14 points15 points ago

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When you can say "both penises peeled off in the normal way"... there is no hope

[–]deliciousbrains 3 points4 points ago

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I got as far as the phrase "the penis + scrotum assembly" before I had to minimize the window, huddle down behind my monitors and seriously struggle to contain an acute case of office giggles.

[–]govmule84 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, fuck, dude, I am crying... between that story and the comments, urine is actively attempting to exit the penis part of my assembly. My co-workers do not understand.

[–]deliciousbrains 1 point2 points ago

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Congratulations on your purchase of a penis + scrotum assembly!

Please ensure proper clearance before operating your penis + scrotum assembly. Use of the penis + scrotum assembly in public can lead to operator injury. Do not operate your penis + scrotum assembly if you are under the influence of alcohol or drugs. If you experience penis assembly failure, please consult appendix C of your penis operator manual.

[–]alettuce 3 points4 points ago

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I think my favorite sentence was

In the most recent occurrence of this dream, though, things got weird.

...because before that everything was so ho-hum

[–]nowTHISis1t 1 point2 points ago

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Well written albeit disturbing - very. Heh.

[–]jbramley 1 point2 points ago

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It means you have some pretty fun dreams. Also, maybe stop coloring with the Magnum 44 marker right before going to bed?

[–]IridescentAsh 1 point2 points ago

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This dream can signify your anxiety about losing vitality, power or your identity. Your penis is what defines you as a man. To lose it in a dream is simply your mind expressing a fear of becoming weak.There'a nother, more positive, reading on this dream too. Losing your penis might symbolize a desire to escape the responsibilities of adulthood and go back to being a kid.

[–]micah1_8 1 point2 points ago

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In the most recent occurrence of this dream, though, things got weird.

Yeah, because up until this point, it's all been white bread and vanilla ice-cream.

[–]Shadowrose 1 point2 points ago

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Very, very NSFW. It's integral to the storyline.

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    [–]onegaminus 23 points24 points ago

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    Much more practical.

    [–]Nuggetry 12 points13 points ago

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    I believe the accepted term is "practicaler".

    I'm just here to help guys.

    [–]almuric 1 point2 points ago

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    More practicable.

    [–]byungparkk 4 points5 points ago

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    most practicalest

    [–]thedrew 1 point2 points ago

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    I smell a novelty account.

    [–]Atario 11 points12 points ago

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    I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
    or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.

    [–]skryb 1 point2 points ago

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    I asked them to check the medicine cabinet because for some reason I leave it there sometimes..

    [–]song_about_that 19 points20 points ago

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    by King Missile

    [–]Virtually_Everything 6 points7 points ago

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    I lost mine.

    [–]Twilie 4 points5 points ago

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    Mine's retractable, 8 ft long, purple, and when it gets hard it plays pokemon music.

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          [–]GrieferSutherland 68 points69 points ago

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          Obviously you're not canadian.

          [–]nrg13 65 points66 points ago

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          Absolutely. It's the tradition.

          [–]floatablepie 50 points51 points ago

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          And here the shoehorn is removed from the pocket, and used to simulate the urination of a penis. It is then wiped on the knee, as is tradition.

          [–]soggit 10 points11 points ago

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          What a beautiful day for Canada, and therefore, the world.

          [–]Sir_Scrotum 3 points4 points ago

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          This pattern of aggressive behaviour is typical of these butch females. Here we see a shoehorn used for erect urination, directing the flow of urine away from the body towards the urinal. The butch female is engaged in a life or death struggle. The huge bull limpet, enraged by this audacity, endeavours to spray the butch female, but to no avail.

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            [–]kumaku 6 points7 points ago

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            oh, she rinsed it.

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              [–]aperson 23 points24 points ago

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              I know, I hate it when people don't wash their hands.

              [–]Soonarmar 10 points11 points ago

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              Ah, yes. The "Shenis"

              [–]joeydeuce 3 points4 points ago

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              my brain kept going:

              'knee shot'... 'knee shot'... What's a 'knee shot'?

              [–]foursticks 2 points3 points ago

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              Commas.

              [–]phantomneko 6 points7 points ago

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              Shewees aren't right.

              [–]rotzooi 1 point2 points ago

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              A shoehorn is pretty creative. But I have to say that women peeing standing up is something I've come to get used to here in .nl.

              When there are outdoor festivities, it's happened quite often that I'm taking little rotzooi out for a slash somewhere in a corner or a hedgerow and there's a woman with a "GoGirl" (google it) apparatus standing next to me, where I of course normally would expect a dude. Quite strange. I'm not sure if women are familiar with men's bathroom etiquette. Whatever the case, emancipation has gone too far!

              [–]bambambigelow 1 point2 points ago

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              punctuation would help!

              [–]jenny_penny 4 points5 points ago

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              relevent.... I really never thought having to sit down and pee was such an issue, but apparently it is to lots and lots of people and companies.

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                [–]WTS_BRIDGE 384 points385 points ago*

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                Somebody give the janitor a raise and a K'nex set.

                [–]commiessuck 38 points39 points ago

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                Custodian, DICK!

                [–]aptadnauseum 22 points23 points ago

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                Maintenance Engineer, FUCKER!

                [–]LesterDukeEsq 18 points19 points ago

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                President of Hygiene Services, you mangy cur!

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                  [–]mysteryoeuf 4 points5 points ago

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                  I think you misplaced two a word or.

                  [–]WTS_BRIDGE 9 points10 points ago

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                  ...And now that you mention it, I do seem to have. Please allow me to surreptitiously edit, and then we shall never speak of this "typo" again.

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                    [–]doug3465 52 points53 points ago

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                    K'nex? Fuck that shit.

                    LEGOS

                    [–]Geirskogul 220 points221 points ago

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                    The word LEGO is always capitalized, and never pluralized. If you need to specify more than one LEGO brick, use the term LEGO system, or LEGO blocks.

                    [–]jscoppe 262 points263 points ago

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                    LEGO elitist. Bet your walls were never multi-colored, were they?

                    [–]HeroOfCanton 86 points87 points ago

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                    I bet he got those fancy kits with all the custom pieces too.

                    [–]AtlasRune 24 points25 points ago

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                    Regardless of irrelevancy, your name made me :D

                    [–]nepidae 1 point2 points ago

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                    Damn, there are other shows I need to catch up on. Now I need to rewatch this, thx :( :)

                    [–]gfixler 4 points5 points ago

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                    They're on SyFy now and they're ALL NEW.

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                      [–]Zerfetzte 2 points3 points ago

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                      I bet they called the LEGO chicks and dudes 'Minifigures', too.

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                        [–]BobbyDash 9 points10 points ago

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                        Omg. TIL i'm a LEGO elitist.

                        [–]m0nk37 53 points54 points ago*

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                        LEGO implies pluralization. You dont say "pass me those LEGO blocks" because the one on the other end says "WHICH ONES YOU JACKASS". LEGO System is just plain silly, "hey Jim, Pass me the LEGO System" jim is now throwing a pile of LEGO at bob and stating "HOWS THIS FOR A SYSTEM BOB??? BAHAHHAHAHA". See? chaos. Just call it LEGO.

                        "Hey JIM pass me that flat 2 dot white one" also works.

                        ...

                        [–]bantab 4 points5 points ago

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                        a pile of LEGO

                        I sincerely hope you talk like this in public.

                        [–]smemily 1 point2 points ago

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                        Real pros call it a "flat 1 by 2", none of this "2 dot" business.

                        [–]pas18 1 point2 points ago

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                        I laughed so hard my boogers came out

                        [–]plain_name 2 points3 points ago

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                        I may get downvoted to hell for this, but the idea of grown men sitting around building shit, passing legos back and forth creeps me out a bit for some reason.

                        [–]Spleen_Muncher 6 points7 points ago

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                        Sounds like an awesome afternoon to me. Throw in some beer and strippers and you're set!

                        [–]ParadoxVoid 9 points10 points ago

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                        Who needs to pay for beer and strippers? WE'LL BUILD THEM.

                        [–]Spleen_Muncher 1 point2 points ago

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                        IN FACT, FUCK THE LEGO BLOCK SYSTEM THINGS

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                            [–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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                            Oh yeah I'm going to go out of my way to prevent genericized trademarks.

                            [–]EnigmasShroom 3 points4 points ago

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                            That's what I was thinking. No one gets into a hissy fit over googling or band-aid or q-tip, but say legos and oh man, brace yourself.

                            [–]mentalbatgirl 1 point2 points ago

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                            At least they didn't say Duplo...

                            [–]feeblemuffin 13 points14 points ago

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                            yeah, this gets me too. seems like an american thing.

                            [–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago*

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                            Must be. The only people I ever hear refer to it as 'LEGOS' are American. I grew up with it, and knew it as simply LEGO. Never pluralised.

                            [–]cpq29gpl 9 points10 points ago

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                            Folks in Europe are better about following directives from corporations about how to correctly pluralize their trademarked names. Congratulations?

                            [–]Sinthesys 47 points48 points ago

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                            Nah, they just have education standards that generally eliminate speech such as 'lookit dem sheeps'.

                            [–]cpq29gpl 1 point2 points ago

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                            Not defending the American education system, but I don't think the fact that Americans say "legos" has anything to do with their education. I am hoping that you were not taught the correct plural for LEGO in school.

                            [–]Sinthesys 1 point2 points ago

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                            I'm not really attacking the American education system, It was just a jovial answer to an over-defensive response.

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                              [–]Bertus-Maximus 1 point2 points ago

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                              Pluralise, actually.

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                                [–]Antrikshy 1 point2 points ago

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                                I like you.

                                [–]vinfx 1 point2 points ago

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                                LEGO my dictionary

                                [–]jtset 1 point2 points ago

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                                LEGO my EGGO

                                [–]LegosAndEggos 1 point2 points ago

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                                LEGOS and EGGOS

                                [–]omg_cornfields 5 points6 points ago

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                                We'll call them LEGOS as we damn well please.

                                [–]kumaku 1 point2 points ago

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                                This is why knex is cooler.

                                [–]heurrgh 1 point2 points ago

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                                This is why KNEXS are cooler

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                                  [–]fippaj 17 points18 points ago

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                                  Lincoln logs or gtfo

                                  [–]bardobill 5 points6 points ago

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                                  mmm I still remember how Lincoln Logs tasted and smelled. Probably had all kinds of carcinogens in the varnish, too.

                                  [–]jurble 19 points20 points ago

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                                  I was raised in a k'nex household, and I will die in a k'nex household.

                                  Legos ain't got shit on my k'nex made action figures that I seriously played with until age like 8, who all had like intense backgrounds, and like continuity, like it was a whole god damn extended D&D campaign or some shit in my head. Weirdest shit was when my "character", my favorite k'nex-man would lose to the villain. I have no idea how that made sense, but somehow I lost my imaginary game to myself.

                                  And they all lived in some bitchin giant k'nex skyscrapers as tall as I was on my tip-toes with my arms extended.

                                  [–]aperson 14 points15 points ago

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                                  K'nex are useful to have around. Need a laptop stand? k'nex. Need a way to mount a mini desk fan? k'nex. Need sweet cd holder? k'nex.

                                  [–]earlb0ykins 43 points44 points ago

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                                  Need a trap for barefoot burglars? Scattered LEGO bricks.

                                  [–]pizz0wn3d 14 points15 points ago

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                                  They don't even need to be barefoot. Ever stepped on a pile of LEGO bricks while wearing shoes? If you're not expecting it then I'ts like a cartoon character stepping on a banana peel. Then they'd land on their backs on a mess of bricks. Fuckin ouch.

                                  [–]gcalpo 5 points6 points ago

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                                  Christmas tree ornaments. And Micro Machines.

                                  [–]iamriptide 1 point2 points ago

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                                  The Wet Bandits!

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                                        [–]Darktire 1 point2 points ago

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                                        Or Minecraft

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                                            [–]Synthisys 84 points85 points ago

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                                            Deleted scene from Good Will Hunting.

                                            [–]lukas5150 59 points60 points ago

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                                            janitorial arts at its finest..

                                            [–]theanyday 72 points73 points ago

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                                            master of the custodial arts

                                            [–]xXmindless 25 points26 points ago

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                                            Or a janitor if you want to be a dick about it.

                                            [–]sonar1 10 points11 points ago

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                                            You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

                                            Hey, tell me, does your mother sew?

                                            BOOM!

                                            Get her to sew that!

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                                              [–]Vertigo666 3 points4 points ago

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                                              The Keeper of the Keys

                                              [–]jortr0n 1 point2 points ago

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                                              Keymaster.

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                                                    [–]jschooler 89 points90 points ago

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                                                    TIL that the guy who invented the Mouse Trap board game is now a janitor

                                                    [–]Vertigo666 22 points23 points ago

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                                                    Rube Goldberg, right?

                                                    (in reality, Hank Kramer)

                                                    [–]sgamer 8 points9 points ago

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                                                    Well, he shouldn't have made a kid's game that takes so fucking long to set up.

                                                    [–]smilli02 1 point2 points ago

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                                                    and becomes worthless if you lose 1 piece.

                                                    [–]bobbybusche 5 points6 points ago

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                                                    TIL alot of redditors are janitors

                                                    [–]McDingleberry 1 point2 points ago

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                                                    Actually, it's Marv of The Wet Bandits.

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                                                      [–]jphil529 22 points23 points ago

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                                                      Very Relevant

                                                      [–]DMLloyd 40 points41 points ago

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                                                      THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING.

                                                      [–]moosetaco 9 points10 points ago

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                                                      This really is brilliant. Had to use fountain cups to fill a mop bucket at work for a while until I pulled a hose off the shop vac and started using that. Amazing what you will come up with when filling a mop bucket is frustrating with your resources.

                                                      [–]nsluggs 8 points9 points ago

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                                                      oh shit!!! this will save me so much time. i use a little bowl at work to fill that damn bucket up. i stand up and clap to you good sir clap clap clap clapppy clap

                                                      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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                                                      The power sockets look a bit worried.

                                                      [–]speedster277 12 points13 points ago

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                                                      We all know what happens if you look away for even one second...

                                                      [–]recursive 6 points7 points ago

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                                                      The bucket keeps filling up?

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                                                        [–]footballersrok 13 points14 points ago*

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                                                        Aww maannn! I actually did it the hard way just two weeks ago.

                                                        I'll just go sit in my corner now..

                                                        Edit : and by the hard way I meant, i used a smaller cup to gradually fill the bucket. Took me a while..

                                                        [–]bloog 8 points9 points ago

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                                                        What's the hard way?

                                                        [–]spader-man 58 points59 points ago

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                                                        I'm assuming he went and bought a new house with a bigger sink.

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                                                          [–]micah1_8 2 points3 points ago

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                                                          I'm not sure what compelled me to do this, but I animated that for you.

                                                          [–]TheMoves 30 points31 points ago

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                                                          When I saw the title I was all, "if this isn't brilliant, I will rain hellfire and brimstone on yo ass." Instead: upvote

                                                          [–]Sagan-Man 7 points8 points ago

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                                                          Damnit now I wish I was still a janitor. IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WHO WANTS TO BE A FUCKING JANITOR?

                                                          [–]bogus_explanations 10 points11 points ago

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                                                          Joke's on you. That's a Bolo water supply fitting under this sink (the white bit); they're designed just for this purpose. Shove your bucket under there, pop off the cap, et voila!

                                                          [–]rs1n 2 points3 points ago

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                                                          WTF, I just flooded the 2nd floor mens room. Time to go home.

                                                          [–]imhereforanonymity 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          You almost had me going.

                                                          [–]neoncp 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          Whoa, handy.

                                                          [–]poeir 2 points3 points ago

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                                                          Grandparent post is made by "bogus_explanation." That poster may not be the best to rely upon.

                                                          [–]stevebakh 2 points3 points ago

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                                                          check the username ;-)

                                                          [–]neoncp 2 points3 points ago

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                                                          aw! got me

                                                          [–]bassic_person 2 points3 points ago

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                                                          If I didn't have a bathtub I'd do this daily and nightly.

                                                          [–]aptadnauseum 4 points5 points ago

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                                                          how often do you break out the mop bucket at your house?

                                                          nevermind, i don't wanna know.

                                                          [–]bassic_person 2 points3 points ago

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                                                          ;)

                                                          [–]VapidStatementsAhead 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          Will it ever stop YO, I don't know.

                                                          [–]naveregnide 2 points3 points ago

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                                                          THANK YOU! I was trying to figure out a way to do this yesterday, but failed as an engineer using ripped up paper cups as hot wheels tracks.

                                                          [–]DarthOtter 11 points12 points ago

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                                                          That is a fabulously elegant hack.

                                                          [–]glittershark 4 points5 points ago

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                                                          Whoever figured that out is my hero.

                                                          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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                                                          http://edge.imgur.com/hDBBK.gif

                                                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          Well, i know what is gonna happen come time to mop the floors. Pics to follow.

                                                          And now, someone get that man a trophy

                                                          [–]ElmoOxygen 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          I'm gonna add this to my list of things to remember if I ever become a janitor.

                                                          [–]WTS_BRIDGE 5 points6 points ago

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                                                          Which, frankly, I've always thought was a good list to have.

                                                          [–]ButtonFury 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          That's quite an efficient utilization of resources.

                                                          [–]alwayz 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          I do this at work with an old vacuum hose from the sink to the bucket.

                                                          [–]Wootsat 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          Can someone please challenge accepted this with some crazy maze of aquatic wonder? I may or may not touch myself in your honor.

                                                          [–]esoterrorist 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          This is a direct result of underemployment

                                                          [–]ameliakristina 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          Why are the simplest ideas so easily overlooked?

                                                          [–]NyaR 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          Even the engineers in the US are working as janitors...

                                                          [–]ThereisNOmeme 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          Sanitation engineer with honours I see.

                                                          [–]skitzor 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          i remember several years ago when i would have been around 14 i was about to head off onto a 4WD trip with some of the family, and we needed to fill up a big bottle with water. i didn't want to use tap water as i don't like the taste (adelaide water is :<), and we have a pura tap which i prefer. but the problem was getting the water out of the pura tap and into this massive bottle that didn't fit into the sink.

                                                          i started thinking how i could solve it, and the most obvious solution was to use a hose, but that shit would be dirty as. so i remembered we had this wooden set of ramps that had grooves in them that marbles fitted in. it was for kids, and they would set up a raised maze sort of thing with the ramps starting high and going down, and then roll marbles down it.

                                                          so i lined the grooved-out ramps with aluminium lfoil, set up the other blocks in the set to support the ramps from sink height to the bottle sitting on the ground, and turned that shit on.

                                                          worked perfectly. i had wonderful drinking pure tap water instead of dirty tap water. felt like such a boss.

                                                          [–]illuminei 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          GG, nice ^

                                                          [–]lamqta 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          We have a saying in my country:

                                                          "Make the lazy work, that they may teach you their wisdom"

                                                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          the appliance of science!

                                                          [–]David_S_Caruso 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          This custodian's ideas really...

                                                          takes off sunglasses

                                                          panned out.

                                                          [–]banksbiz 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          This person is WAY to intelligent to be working the mops.

                                                          [–]whasupjohn 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          You know this discovery was made on accident. The dustpan was placed on the sink while the trash was being emptied, the faucet had a drip going and .... viola! greatness was born.

                                                          [–]Animal89 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          hahaha I did this once I worked in an autoparts store and used the hoses from car radiators

                                                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          This is the kind of human ingenuity that brought us to the Moon. I may be exaggerating here...

                                                          [–]Gwenhwyfar666 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          that IS brilliant!

                                                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          This is when common sense trumps people with intelligence. A rocket scientist would make the me gusta face.

                                                          [–]dark-red 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          Here's my attempt.

                                                          [–]Red__Phoenix 5 points6 points ago

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                                                          That's freaking genius!

                                                          [–]SGMN 4 points5 points ago

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                                                          For the people who don't get it, the cleaner is cleverly using his tools to fill up his tub as his tub is too large to fit in the sink anyway.

                                                          [–]Joshooa 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          At first I thought, "What? That's a horrible way to wash a dust... ooohhh"

                                                          [–]FujiDude 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          LOL, that's just awsome. As seen on TV...

                                                          [–]aptadnauseum 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          So I read your username as "YoungWittgenstein"... talk about associative valuations.

                                                          [–]rhetoricalanswer 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          It hasn't been easy for MacGyver to find work since the Phoenix Foundation closed down.

                                                          [–]Rahvel 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          In Australia, LEGO is the collective. You would point at a pile and pronounce "That is a pile of LEGO." Individual pieces were simply called by what they looked like (4x4 block, 4x4 flat, etc etc).

                                                          [–]GSLint 5 points6 points ago

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                                                          Click reply below the comment you're replying to.

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                                                            [–]zombomb220 1 point2 points ago

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                                                            These are the kinds of things my dad used to get angry at me for doing. "wasting time" he called it. I called it being efficient.

                                                            [–]pakmanistan 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            excellent idea

                                                            [–]randyjohns 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Very Smart. Plumbing for the common man.

                                                            [–]crash331 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Ok, now give me a sanitary way to fill my son's "infant" bathtub while it sits in my normal bathtub. It has sloped sides so the faucet won't reach.

                                                            [–]Andrew619 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            This solves one problem I've been facing at work. I think the world would be a better place if more intelligent people would share their solutions to simple problems.

                                                            [–]drbergzoid 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            and what's that thing on the ground?

                                                            [–]rachamacc 1 point2 points ago

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                                                            Mop bucket. Professional mop bucket.

                                                            [–]McLooms 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Reddit Custodial Community unite!!

                                                            [–]spaceroach 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Nominated for King of the Janitors.

                                                            [–]aruv 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            That's some creative shit

                                                            [–]Bananaman89 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            What you don't see is the puddle on the floor from where he forgot about the little hole, and had to re-calibrate.

                                                            [–]clickcookplay 0 points1 point ago*

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                                                            We did that on Senior Picnic Day in the football stadium bathrooms with a couple of flattened traffic cones. The pressure wasn't great, but it did allow us to refill our various water guns and make a few weak water balloons.

                                                            [–]Bilboalthor 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            that is clever!

                                                            [–]NewCornflowerBlue 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Custodians: MacGyvers of your school and office. They get shit done.

                                                            [–]stringdom 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            An example of clever design

                                                            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Genius problem solving janitor... Could it be??

                                                            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Its pretty strange to see this seeing how (out of the blue) I did the exact same thing except using a traffic cone and a trash bin. Subliminal ideas must flow through the hivemind.

                                                            [–]FapBoss 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            The Jani-es are evolving.....be afraid

                                                            [–]TheDudeFromOther 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Mildly resourceful? Let's not overreact here...

                                                            [–]paultjeb 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            LEGO? Fuck that shit. Fischer Technik

                                                            [–]SkinnedRat 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Thank you! I repeat, thank you!

                                                            [–]bigcheeseball 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Honey... You have to see this...The Sink is peeing...

                                                            [–]AstraPils 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            great..

                                                            [–]complexitii 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            I wanna break a sink just to try this now. Look what you've done.

                                                            [–]neveroddoreven 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            I'm really tired and I don't get this for some reason, anyone want to explain?

                                                            [–]funkengruven88 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            I didn't realize this was a problem in more places than the shitty little auto parts store I worked at.

                                                            We used a flex-bend radiator hose.

                                                            [–]Bodhidummy 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            A true sanitary engineer.

                                                            [–]darksabrelord 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Knife Wrench. For Kids!

                                                            [–]jackass91 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            I'm gonna get that piece of plastic!

                                                            [–]Toava 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            It reminds me of Homer's drinking bird contraption to do his job while he was away.

                                                            [–]xandat 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            LEGOs even

                                                            [–]xandat 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            poor jimmy never recovered

                                                            [–]epinephrine722 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Just because you're a janitor, it doesn't make you an idiot. It might make you a tweaker or a kiddy fiddler, but not an idiot.

                                                            [–]miiamore 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Water flow on that method is lame. Lean a bucket over the side of the sink and wait for the water to overflow into the mop bucket below. way faster

                                                            [–]falabela 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            You just solved one of my biggest problems at work. Thanks!

                                                            [–]brothervlad 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Crafty caretakers

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