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[–]fsckit 272 points273 points ago

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Isn't that Thor, not Odin?

[–]OV_IS 159 points160 points ago*

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Icelander here. That´s definately Thor (Þór) with his hammer Mjolnir (Mjölnir).

Odin (Óðinn) has one eye, he gave up the other one for infinite wisdom.

But who cares, all of the old gods would mop the floor with Jesus ;)

Edit: In the pic he is also wearing an bracelet. Thor also had special iron gauntlets/gloves named Járngreipr which helped him handling his hammer Mjolnir. They are sometimes depicted as bracelets of some sorts in pictures/drawings.

[–]jmac 76 points77 points ago

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Odin (Óðinn) has one eye, he gave up the other one for infinite wisdom.

Who do I talk to to make that trade?

[–]OV_IS 68 points69 points ago

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That would be Mímir. If you drink from his well "Mímisbrunnr" you can gain infinite wisdom.

[–]Buckwheat469 24 points25 points ago

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So the eye loss is optional?

[–]pahncrd 62 points63 points ago

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"So then, I just have to rip out my eye and throw it in the well?"

"No!, why would you do that? Don't do that!"

"Umm, too late...."

~drinks~ "Man, I really shouldn't have done that."

[–]AgentAsterisk 94 points95 points ago

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Obviously the infinite wisdom came AFTER he tore his own eye out.

Well, hindsight is 20/20. Or in this case, just 20.

[–]WardenclyffeTower 26 points27 points ago

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I realize this was a joke, but I decided to look it up. The top number represents the distance a person being tested stands from the eye chart. The bottom number represents how far away a person with normal vision can be from the chart and still read the letters. It's called visual acuity. So I guess a person with one eye could still have 20/20 vision, in one eye.

[–]EncasedMeats 11 points12 points ago

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If have 20/20 in one eye and 20/15 in the other. It's incredibly annoying and I wear glasses but no one believes I need them.

[–]TBatWork 39 points40 points ago

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Should just use a monocle then.

[–]eridius 3 points4 points ago

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Why do you need them? 20/15 is above average vision. You have average vision in one eye and above average in the other. What are the glasses supposed to do?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I have pretty near perfect vision in one eye and really bad vision in the other. I was once told I could wear one contact lens, but I've always stuck with glasses.

[–]Gahahaha 1 point2 points ago

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Almost: In the term "20/20 vision", the numerator refers to the distance in feet between the subject and the chart. The denominator indicates the size of the letters, specifically it denotes the separation at which the lines that make up those letters would be separated by a visual angle of 1 arc minute, which for the lowest line that is read by an eye with no refractive error (or the errors corrected) is usually 20 feet (Wikipedia)

[–]OV_IS 9 points10 points ago

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Depends how well you negotiate with Mímir. If Odin, the boss of all the gods, had to give up one of his eyes I wouldn´t even want to speculate what mere mortals like us would have to do.

[–]Buckwheat469 10 points11 points ago

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You intrigued me:

Now Odin was growing impatient for the sparkling water. "Ask your price," he frowned. "I have promised that I will pay."

"What say you, then, to leaving one of those far-seeing eyes of yours at the bottom of my well?" asked Mimer, hoping that he would refuse the bargain. "This is the only payment I will take."

Should have made a better bargain.

[–]badwolfinc 11 points12 points ago

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Obviously Odin's people were not hagglers.

[–]SomeEEEvilGuy 1 point2 points ago

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They preferred a nice pillage deal on many of their purchases.

[–]pathjumper 2 points3 points ago

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Probably nothing. Why? Historically, it is mortals that truly kill gods. 100% of the time. Metaphorically, at least. Who believes in Odin these days? Nobody. That's death to a god, and only mortals can do that.

[–]IOIOOIIOIO 1 point2 points ago

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Well, did he become boss god because of the all knowledge or was he boss god before that?

[–]jmac 5 points6 points ago*

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Mímir (Old Norse "The rememberer, the wise one"[1]) or Mim is a figure in Norse mythology renowned for his knowledge and wisdom who is beheaded during the Æsir-Vanir War. Afterward, the god Odin carries around Mímir's head and it recites secret knowledge and counsel to him.

ಠ_ಠ

Edit: http://i.imgur.com/D9iL2.png

[–]Protometheus 2 points3 points ago

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[–]aNt-e 7 points8 points ago

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The hammer doesnt really look like Mjölner though. I am from Sweden btw.

[–]Censured 2 points3 points ago

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First thought... nope that guy has to eyes.... not odin... wait.... hammer... i thought odin had a spear...

[–]TechnoL33T 2 points3 points ago

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w00t! I knew these things. Except for the bracelet thing.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I have a question . Being Icelandic , how do you feel about someone like, say, a Romanian being interested in the northern Gods , and/or worshipping them _^ ?

[–]OV_IS 1 point2 points ago

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Couldn´t care less if someone whorships them...and if people are interested than I think that´s great, it´s fantastic literature and a great read, alot better then say the bible ;)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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it´s fantastic literature and a great read

What's the main book and/or series of books on this subject ? (e.g. The Aeneid for Roman history )

[–]TheIcelander 2 points3 points ago

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Icelander here.

No you're not.

[–]TheIcelander 2 points3 points ago

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Odin (Óðinn) has one eye, he gave up the other one for infinite wisdom.

Jesus says give up an eye if you look at a hot chick. Odin says give up an eye for infinite wisdom.

I'll take the latter.

[–]reddizopter 2 points3 points ago

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I like that we have so many experts on Viking mythology here on reddit. Somehow that makes me feel proud of our community.

[–]edtasty 1 point2 points ago

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Did Odin send Thor to kill the Ice Giants?

[–]rapax 3 points4 points ago

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Odin (Óðinn) has one eye, he gave up the other one for infinite wisdom.

This Odin character is a total ripoff of Mat Cauthon.

[–]MiriMiri 4 points5 points ago

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Heh. Knowing Norse mythology makes reading Wheel of Time a lot more fun.

[–]Ambix 5 points6 points ago

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Doesn't make the characters whine and bitch any less though.

[–]AngryData 3 points4 points ago

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Tugs braid, folds arms

[–]Palatyibeast 1 point2 points ago

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sniffs

[–]MiriMiri 1 point2 points ago

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stamps foot

[–]Velitatio 74 points75 points ago

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This is Thor. Odin is old, has one eye and has two ravens. Not much of a fighter. But would pwn jesus any day.

[–]thiazzi 62 points63 points ago

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Not much of a fighter? Gungnir would like a fuckin' word with you.

[–]Uniquitous 28 points29 points ago

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And that word is "pain."

[–]audiostatic82 3 points4 points ago

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Is that a prediction?

[–]Trax 7 points8 points ago

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That's a fact.

[–]audiostatic82 3 points4 points ago

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It was a reference to Rocky III.

Interviewer: What's your prediction for the fight?

Clubber Lang: My prediction?

Interviewer: Yes, your prediction.

[Clubber looks into camera]

Clubber Lang: Pain.

[–]WhoDoIThinkIAm 3 points4 points ago

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If you don't calm down, Baldur's going to feel peachy compared to you.

[–]SnapeWho 24 points25 points ago

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He's also sexier.

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[–]pishooo 15 points16 points ago

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Hugin or Munin?

[–]TrjnRabbit 13 points14 points ago

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First one, then t'other.

[–]christballs 2 points3 points ago

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Don't forget his wolves, yo.

[–]VicePresidente 2 points3 points ago

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By the beard of Zeus!

[–]VikingTy 2 points3 points ago

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But no one's sexier than Baldur. He was so hot that every object on earth vowed to not hurt him (except mistletoe, but let's not go there).

[–]Mayniak0 2 points3 points ago

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That's because mistletoe was really young and Frigg preferred not to indoctrinate it and force her goals and opinions on it at such a young age.

[–]badwolfinc 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah well Mistletoe is a slut now, for all the good that did her.

[–]Daltrain 13 points14 points ago

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Hooray for Age of Mythology depictions!

[–]bluebrain1 5 points6 points ago

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I was looking for this.

[–]ItIsActuallyWayWorse 2 points3 points ago

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Regardless of who that is, you can't argue with results.

[–]Mike762 2 points3 points ago

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Odin also has two wolves, Geri and Ferki.

[–]kingatomic 5 points6 points ago

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It's "Freki" :)

My servers at work are named via Norse Mythology. PDC is Odin, Geri and Freki are file servers, Asgard hosts our primary application, and Grim is an update/misc server.

[–]odin1415 1 point2 points ago

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Why thank you.

[–]lodemann 9 points10 points ago

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the one with the hammer is thor, yes. remember that jesus was nailed to a cross? coincidence?

[–]Mayniak0 1 point2 points ago

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Didn't the Jews kill Jesus?

[–]lookingchris 3 points4 points ago

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Fixed - not sure if quickmeme is acceptable 'round these parts, apologies in advance if not.

[–]snuggl 4 points5 points ago

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It is! Thor is one of Odins sons.

[–]thiazzi 21 points22 points ago

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Thor, Odinson

Protector of mankind

Rise to meet your fate

Your destiny awaits

[–]Aprahamian 10 points11 points ago

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Amon Amarth is sick.

[–]thiazzi 14 points15 points ago*

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Just saw them live. Johan said I (and the rest of the audience, but fuck them) am a true Viking. MADE MY FUCKING DAY.

He also introduced a song by talking about how it's fun that their old Norse gods are now our comic book heroes, but that he has a problem with the movie. Its title. It should be called... ASATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

[–]GuitarFreak027 3 points4 points ago

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I saw them in Philly last week. They are fucking amazing live.

[–]thiazzi 1 point2 points ago

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The DC-area audience was lame, but the band was just perfect.

[–]nannerpus 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sad that I missed the U.S. tour dates.

[–]PooGod 8 points9 points ago

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Fuck yes amon amarth

[–]scraps2point0[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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Is it? I didn't make this, just found it and thought it was funny.

[–]WinHouse 26 points27 points ago

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[–]revanchistleader 22 points23 points ago

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Age of Mythology FTW.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Every time someone mentions the Norse pantheon they always manage to dig up the Age of Mythology pictures. It's great, it triggers some fun nostalgia, and my head fills with all the voice responses. Skaepan! Yowit.

[–]revanchistleader 6 points7 points ago

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Prostagma? Vulume?

Obvious Greek player here.

[–]Tozar 2 points3 points ago

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Metalleps!

[–]scraps2point0[S] 9 points10 points ago

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Ah. Must admit, I'm not very well versed in Norse mythology.

[–]zda 16 points17 points ago

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  • Odin is the old wise guy. Sacrificed his eye for knowledge. Has two ravens that inform him of everything.

  • Thor is young and energetic brute with the hammer and war-rams dragging his chariot.

  • Loke is the the trickster and source of most of the cool stories.

Two bonus people I find interesting: Freyja is the hot god of fertility and love. A must have in proper mythology. Heimdal is the guy sitting around waiting for the world to end so he can warn everyon that they're fucked ಠ_ಠ

Check it out sometimes, it's really some great stories!

[–]Guysmiley777 11 points12 points ago

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The caption I used to always see with that image was "Your god was nailed to a cross. My god carries a hammer. Any questions?"

[–]jesusray 7 points8 points ago

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Odin was nailed to a tree for nine days. The World Tree at that. And pierced with his own spear, which I assume was a way more badass spear than Roman guards had. He did it to gain magic powers of some sort.

[–]cmotdibbler 2 points3 points ago

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Just curious, does Norse mythology was developed before or after Christian mythology?

[–]Limul_Thak 3 points4 points ago

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I'm fairly certain that Norse is older than Christian.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Before.

[–]kraemahz 2 points3 points ago

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We know that there were travelers moving throughout Europe as early as the Bronze age. In fact, most people were at least semi-nomadic. It's not hard to pick out that:

  1. All mythologies of Europe and the Mediterranean have a common source from the intermixing of cultures.
  2. The priests and rulers of lands were well educated and probably knew many other stories from surrounding areas.
  3. The "savior" deities were pick-and-choose grab bags from these old myths.

[–]yngwin 1 point2 points ago

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both

[–]cmotdibbler 1 point2 points ago

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hmmm... wiki implies that some were recorded in the 11th century. Surely they pre-existed as oral tradition before that but 1000 more years might be a stretch.

[–]sgt_shizzles 2 points3 points ago

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The important distinction comes from the fact that the Norse peoples really weren't in the mood to deal with all that "supreme good" bullshit, so their gods tended to make for better stories.

[–]WadeK 4 points5 points ago

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Heimdall also fathered all humans. Went to a couple's house, stayed there for a couple days, banged the wife while the husband was still in the bed and left the next morning. Did that three times. Like a boss.

[–]phlamez92 1 point2 points ago

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is that why he's the black dude in the Thor movie?

[–]Draffut 2 points3 points ago

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Loki had sex with a horse.

A male horse.

To produce offspring.

Any questions?

[–]scraps2point0[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks! I have been meaning to learn more about old Norse mythology for a while.

[–]zda 10 points11 points ago

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Start with this, specifically the story "Thor’s Hammer Gets Stolen".

Think about how awesome these stories are when delivered in oral tradition. People could actually live of of telling these stories. That and bragging about how awesome their chieftain thar paid their wage was, of course.

[–]hett 8 points9 points ago

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That's the one where Thor dresses up like a woman to marry the giant who stole his hammer, gets his hammer given to him as a gift, and then kills everyone while wearing a dress, right?

[–]TBatWork 1 point2 points ago

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I'm reading all of these as if they were the intro to a Manowar song. It is awesome.

[–]rdsqc22 8 points9 points ago

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Get a copy of the Elder Edda and read through it. I swear, it's like they took the Old Testament and put it through a filter made out of bacon and narwhals.

[–]etherealmorning 1 point2 points ago

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So I presume you don't worship Odin then?

[–]scraps2point0[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Quite. -monocle-

[–]neanderthalman 18 points19 points ago

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-monocle-

unintentionally appropriate?

[–]Peddyslate 40 points41 points ago*

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As others have pointed out here; thats Thor. I'm named after him and Thorir Hund (hound), the guy who drove a spear trough Norways only saint.

But whats witht the wings and horns on the helmets!? Would you americans pretty fucking please stop doing that to our gods!?!? Fucking medival monks and Disney! You make them look like ridiculous, please stop! Are you going to put tiny wings on US Marines boots in a few hundred years as well? I swear to Odin, if his real, he's gonna be pretty pissed at you guys for doing this...

I swear I will sail a ship into a major building if you don't quit!

[–]OdinsBeard 13 points14 points ago

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Despite Wagner using winged helmets in Der Ring des Nibelungen it is actually America's fault, right?

[–]Peddyslate 9 points10 points ago*

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YEASS!!! (No.)

EDIT: Splonge

[–]eridius 2 points3 points ago

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splonge
Its a good idea, but possibly not, and i'm not being indecisive.
Yo, Nes, Pherhaps, SPLONGE!!!!
-Urban Dictionary

Well whaddaya know. Splonge is a perfectly cromulent word.

[–]OdinsBeard 1 point2 points ago

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This is the best possible answer.

[–]Nwolfe 10 points11 points ago

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If you had little wings on your hat you wouldn't need to sail.

edit: By the way Marines already have wings.

[–]Peddyslate 2 points3 points ago

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That would be neat, but I don't know if I'd even break the window of a scyscraper if I smacked into it. Anyway, Njord wants you to sail.

[–]MBuddah 1 point2 points ago

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don't all the european versions of these gods have sex with other men? just sayin...

[–]Peddyslate 4 points5 points ago

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Yep. It's just the christians who go apeshit over it, only fags are afraid of homos.

[–]MBuddah 1 point2 points ago

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christians don't care about thor and odin. my point is, don't make fun of our bad ass american versions of super heroes when your versions are all making out with each other!

[–]Peddyslate 1 point2 points ago

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Yes? Our originals are gods for all real men, even those who love other men. You mickey-mouse versions are juse deep, deep in the closet with all their flashy clothing and shiny accessories. I mean, is there even blood in the Marvel universe? The real Thor would rip blood eagles by the dusins an hour while Mickey-Thor would start to cry if he hit his thumb with his fantastic plastic hammer.

[–]timothyjwood 7 points8 points ago

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The winged helmet comes from the Marvel Comics portrayal of Thor as a super hero. So, this is a drawing of a Marvel hero based on a Norse god, but is a picture of the Marvel hero drawn as a Norse god.

[–]Peddyslate 5 points6 points ago*

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Originally I think it was monks in Frankia that wanted to demonise the norse people who frenquently raided monasteries in Irland and the British isles. The monks who who lived in these monasteries didn't really have that much time to describe warriors that looked like, well, warriors! They had been at it since the 500s, but it wasn't until Lindisfarne that the Frankish rulers set the propaganda machinery to work it's magic on the vikings. To begin with, they claimed they had horns. But in the romantic era of the 1800s, Vikings, Gauls etc. got the horns replaced with wings because they wanted these "noble savages" to be more "noble". The Franks where bloody good at it because many daft bastards are keeping this myth alive today. They've got a blood eagle coming their way.

In reality their armour looked like any other northen european armour from that age.

Now, I'm sort of fine with people not knowing shit about scandinavian history, and I'm also fine with rewriting history to serve a purpose, but just doing it wrong because you're lazy is just utterly, utterly daft. I mean, bloody hell, this rubbish is on Discovery and the History channel! If I ever get the chance I'll start a myth that the indians or soldiers in the american civil war wore thick makeup.

[–]Kardlonoc 2 points3 points ago

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The picture question came from Age of Mythology:

http://wallpapers.free-review.net/wallpapers/18/Age_of_Mythology.jpg

in it all the gods from several different cultures are romanticized and given idealistic images to their names. Its done in a way so that you can easily between gods and men in the game since putting thor in a regular helmet would make him look like anybody else.

[–]Martel732 59 points60 points ago

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I am going to be a Norse mythology dork for a sec. But, Odin's campaign against the Jotnar doesn't actually go too well. Pretty much the entire everything gets burned to the ground.

But, I would much prefer to worship a god who is going to fight to the death to defend existence from a race of evil giants than follow a god who sent his own son to die in order to fix a problem he created in the first place.

[–]oSand 68 points69 points ago

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Pretty much the entire everything gets burned to the ground.

When you're a Viking, that's a win.

[–]Volsunga 6 points7 points ago

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But that was Surtur, a fire giant, not the ice giants who burned all of Midgard to the ground.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I believe it was a giant meteor cast by Sephiroth that destroyed it, not a fire giant.

[–]treybuchet 4 points5 points ago

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Odin sent his only and begotten son, Thor, to go beat the shit out of the Ice Giants, and then later join the Avengers.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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sent his own son to die in order to fix a problem

I don't understand. When someone insults you, don't you forgive that person only if that person kills your son?

How else can we forgive?

[–]EntropysChild 19 points20 points ago

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When did Jesus promise the end of all wicked people? I must have missed that...

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[–]Ubik415 2 points3 points ago

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Straw Man Fallacy

[–]jfedor 1 point2 points ago*

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In fact he said the exact opposite, that they would be allowed to live until the end of time, in the parable of the weeds (Matthew 13:24-30; 36-43).

[–]jenniferwillow 88 points89 points ago

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Jesus was nailed to a cross, Thor has a hammer. Questions?

[–]sesse 23 points24 points ago

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Yeah. Do we know for sure if it wasn't Thor who nailed Jesus to a cross? What does the historical evidence say?

[–]MaeveningErnsmau 76 points77 points ago

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It says that they're both made up.

[–]RedditGoldDigger 2 points3 points ago

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But... I read a book that said Thor was real. :(

[–]MaeveningErnsmau 3 points4 points ago

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Saga ... they're called Sagas.

[–]sesse 1 point2 points ago

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Well, thanks for stealing all the upvotes Mr. Factual Buzzkill! But I must admit that it's my fault for asking for historical evidence. Oh, I am such an idiot!

[–]jenniferwillow 15 points16 points ago*

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Little known historical fact there Norm; the centurion who nailed Jesus to the cross was actually from the Germania province, and his name was Thor, although to fit in with the Romans, he actually changed his name to Thoravius Cassius.

-CC

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I'm surprised your username isn't "I_Make_Stuff_Up". Your claims bear investigating.

[–]Tetha 7 points8 points ago

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According to how thor behaves in the edda, it is far more likely that thor would have smashed various important parts of jesus with his hammer instead of crucifying him.

[–]scragar 1 point2 points ago

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Well the Romans did break legs before putting then on the cross to prevent them moving.

[–]ReadyThor 4 points5 points ago

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Actually Romans broke legs to allow for a quicker death due to the shock from the trauma as well as not being able to support the thorax to aid breathing. But they did this only if the condemned took too long to die.

According to christian mythology the bible, Jesus died before this was needed. The two other prisoners at his side got full service though.

Romans had crucifixion down to an art. For instance, nails were not driven through the palms, from where it would be 'easy' to tear oneself free (and as christian symbology would like you to believe) but through the wrist. Note that the executioner would have to be skilled enough not to recede the ulnar (wrist) artery while hammering, as well as to drive the nail through the appropriate space in the wrist.

[–]broden 3 points4 points ago

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What was Thor doing in the middle east?

[–]frostek 5 points6 points ago

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He discovered a taste for the local food.

[–]fvf 3 points4 points ago

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The Vikings preferred to go to Miklagard, I believe.

[–]antifolkhero 1 point2 points ago

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Where do babies come from?

[–]OsakaWilson 4 points5 points ago

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I don't recall Jesus claiming to rid the world of evil people. The way I heard it, people are evil, but forgiven. Even when they accept Jesus, they continue to be evil.

[–]loki00 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah, well, whatever... Hey look Thor!!

[–]1984isnotamanual 5 points6 points ago

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You address your message to Christians, yet you post it on /r/atheism...how odd.

[–]f1rstman 2 points3 points ago

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How else would he get lots of karma?

[–]Daemonicus 13 points14 points ago

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Also, Viking music is much better than Christian music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPRt6Tt6RyM

[–]Vic_Rattlehead 4 points5 points ago

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Amon Amarth? Why not go for an actual Viking Metal band like Enslaved or Ensiferum? Maybe even a little Tyr.

[–]Daemonicus 1 point2 points ago

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Cause I don't actually listen to the genre.

[–]thiazzi 6 points7 points ago

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For what it's worth, Hegg really dislikes being categorized as "viking music" or "viking metal."

[–]Daemonicus 10 points11 points ago

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Maybe he should stop singing about Asgard, Odin and vikings?

[–]malaspinaOTT 2 points3 points ago

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Or stop giving a flying fuck about what people classify him as?

[–]Peddyslate 6 points7 points ago

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Where do you guys get all this daft ideas about vikings from? Helmets with wings, horns and all that rubbish... I swear this is closer to what Vikings would have listeden and danced to.

[–]Avalon81204 1 point2 points ago

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Just watching that made me dizzy.

[–]Gud84 1 point2 points ago

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Viking music is indeed so much better. ManOwar - Sons of Odin

[–]michealcell 16 points17 points ago

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For the past couple years, if somebody asks me my religion I tell them I'm Nordic and believe Thor is our savior and protector. If they go any further, I invite them to sacrifice a baby goat to Thor's oak tree on the next lunar cycle, this usually ends any further discussion of religion with them.

[–]Avalon81204 5 points6 points ago

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While this is funny as shit, your kinda setting a bad name for people who actually follow the Norse tradition.

[–]jesusray 8 points9 points ago

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The only people following the Norse tradition I've heard of are the black metal bands burning churches in Scandanavia. I'd be very interested in hearing of non-crazy sects still following it.

[–]Noctune 4 points5 points ago

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Germanic Neopaganism

I've seen one of the "churches" (or whatever you call them) for Forn Siðr here in Denmark. I don't actually know that much about them though.

[–]Biornus 3 points4 points ago

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In Denmark, it's an approved religion called Asetro. But most of the followers don't actually believe that there are gods like Thor or Odin in Asgård It's actually very different what different people use the religion for.

I actually do follow this religion. I use the old tales as an insight to what I am, and because I am interested in my history and what my ancestors believed in.

Plus I do love my mead!

[–]Avalon81204 3 points4 points ago

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I follow it. I don't burn churches. Many pagans also follow it.

[–]yngwin 1 point2 points ago

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It's an officially recognized religion in Iceland and Denmark. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanic_Neopaganism

[–]norsurfit 5 points6 points ago

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A vote for Odin is a vote for change!

[–]Gustomaximus 4 points5 points ago

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I like the Norse gods rules to get into heaven - pretty much: As long as you had fun, partied hard and never let go of your sword you're in.

[–]Nemokles 5 points6 points ago

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As a Norwegian this both annoys and amuses me.

[–]BabylonDrifter[!] 9 points10 points ago

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That's what I tell the Jehovah's Witnesses.

Your god can turn water into wine? Well, Thor would just crush everyone with his mighty hammer. Game, set, match.

[–]joss33 3 points4 points ago

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BRB reinstalling Age Of Mythology.

[–]Sjokomelk 2 points3 points ago

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And Odin's book is a lot more fun to read than Jesus' book.

http://www.sitater.com/home/ha.htm

[–]ASmallGiraffe 8 points9 points ago

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That's fairly specious reasoning. I have rock that keeps tigers away, and I don't see any tigers around here do you?

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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How much for this rock?

[–]smack1700 6 points7 points ago

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Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer Tax.

No Dad, that's the home-owner's tax

[–]one_wicked_element 3 points4 points ago

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Now you're thinking with Faith!

[–]Amunium 0 points1 point ago

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I think a "whoosh" is in order here.

[–]thepicto 14 points15 points ago

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It's a simpsons reference.

[–]Amunium 1 point2 points ago

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Damn references. Can't keep track of them all. But thanks for restoring some of my faith in humanity.

[–]ecib 1 point2 points ago

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I just wanted to say happy Aphrodite day, -so glad the weekend's almost here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday#Etymology

[–]OsipKoba 1 point2 points ago

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happy Freyja day!

[–]Dopplegangr 1 point2 points ago

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Is there a Norse bible? I've never read the Christian bible since burning bushes and some guy getting nailed to a cross sounds pretty boring, but this Norse stuff sounds badass.

[–]Avalon81204 5 points6 points ago

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There is the Prose Edda and the Poetic Edda which are about as close to official books your going to get for Norse God worship.

[–]jasonofcompsci 1 point2 points ago

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Um, may I point you to the parable of the wheat and the tears.

[–]MaryjaneBrewington 1 point2 points ago

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Before you promote Odinism as a viable alternative to Christianity, please read up on the current role of Odinism in contemporary white supremacist movements

[–]GarbleFramdamble 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, it's a religion with an even more spectacular form of crucifixion (of sorts).

re: Gesta Hammaburgensis ecclesiae pontificum "dogs and horses hang within the grove among the corpses of men"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_at_Uppsala

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.

Homer: Oh, how does it work?

Lisa: It doesn't work.

Homer: Uh-huh.

Lisa: It's just a stupid rock.

Homer: Uh-huh.

Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you?

Homer thinks of this, then pulls out some money

Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

Lisa refuses at first, then takes the exchange

[–]Eupho 1 point2 points ago

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I like how this post was stolen only 9 hours later, and makes it to the frontapge again.

[–]Avalon81204 4 points5 points ago

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I love how theres more menion of Pagan Gods here then in /r/paganism.

[–]Mike762 2 points3 points ago

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We need some folk/viking metal in here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBJJGmRQXBc

[–]shaolingod 3 points4 points ago

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Ásatrúar member here. Mjölnir had a shorter shaft... And Þór never had a winged helmet. Other than that, pretty damn funny.

[–]moyet 1 point2 points ago

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If you are a Ásatrúar member, why is your handle shaolingod?

[–]shaolingod 1 point2 points ago

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What the hell does one have to do with the other? ::EDIT:: -It's my love for kung fu and Wu Tang.

[–]zachcalhoun 1 point2 points ago

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That's thor

[–]EmperorGonzo 1 point2 points ago

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Perhaps you should consider learning who Odin is.

[–]VaekTheWise 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Machismo01 0 points1 point ago

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As a (sorta lapsed) Catholic with Norse ancestry, I can't help but feel torn.

Me: "Hey Jesus. Yea, I know, no other gods thing, but Thor is pretty awesome. Maybe if you borrowed St. Michael's sword...?"

Jesus: "I hung on a cross with nails in my freaking limbs! Come on!"

Me:"Well, ya, but a massive hammer!"

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Shit, Odin in a sacrifice to himself, the highest of the gods, hung from the world tree Yggdrasil for nine days and nights, pierced by his own spear, in order to learn the wisdom that would give him power in the nine worlds. Nine days vs three days. And let's not forget Odin sacrificed his eye at Mímir's spring in order to gain the Wisdom of Ages. Odin's more of a badass.

[–]xenoph 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Snarfleez 0 points1 point ago

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I loved the quote and image. But as many have pointed out, the image is of the wrong god. So... can we get a FTFY in here?

[–]manux 0 points1 point ago

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Your god was nailed to a cross.

My god carries a hammer. Questions?

[–]theropod 0 points1 point ago

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You do know that's Thor though, right??? :-)

[–]thavi 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe you should address Christians in their domain (i.e. not in /r/atheism)

[–]princeamor 0 points1 point ago

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I Demand Proof that Jesus Demanded the End of All Wicked People.

[–]Thomsenite 0 points1 point ago

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Also, way sexier than Jesus.

[–]dvdamurdoc 0 points1 point ago

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Most of what I know about norse mythology I learned from manowar lyrics.

[–]Scrot_Rot 0 points1 point ago

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This is now my new argument when cunt christians start banging on at me! Thank you!

[–]trippin_balls 0 points1 point ago

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[–]waizy 0 points1 point ago

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Just dug out the old discs, installing right now. There goes my night.