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Best product combination, ever. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Nashvegas 86 points87 points ago

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Saves time between drinkin' and stabbin'.

[–]figureinplastic 4 points5 points ago

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...stabbin' folks with my hobo knife...

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 20 points21 points ago

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And later, "Hand over your piss and no one gets hurt"

[–]Andr3w 7 points8 points ago

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Nah, that flask could barely hold any piss, would be better to use a gutted snake carcase. 

     (For those thinking that was a joke, he actually did this one episode)

[–]gonfishn37 -1 points0 points ago

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Im pretty sure it comes piss filled already... wait that could just be PBR...

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]contrapulator 2 points3 points ago

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Picture NOT RELEVANT. Extremely not relevant. BRB, getting eye bleach.

[–]djepik 1 point2 points ago

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NSFL NSFW

[–]njensen 1 point2 points ago

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Oh christ... imagine if that shattered.

[–]SubieRuby 0 points1 point ago

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sponsored by bear grylls

[–]Dealybobber 0 points1 point ago

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OBJECTION!

This flash has no funnel. Bear Grylls would NEVER sponsor it.

[–]Killhouse[S,!] 36 points37 points ago

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I bought this, filled it up and went to a party. There were no survivors.

[–]whiskey06 5 points6 points ago

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I already have both individually but feel the need to buy this set.

[–]somesthetic 2 points3 points ago

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coincidentally, within arms reach of my computer: http://imgur.com/UEtSi

[–]Vipren 0 points1 point ago

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I bought this, went to a party and there were no survivors. Though I did fill it up!

[–]contextsdontmatter 0 points1 point ago

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you can't kill your imaginary friends though

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No you didn't.

You didn't even take this pic.

[–]listlessliving 20 points21 points ago

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Inner-city graduation present.

[–]ThinkinFlicka 8 points9 points ago

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Needs bacon

[–]Pfmohr2 3 points4 points ago

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I shit you not, I have a flask that I genuinely use for lamp oil on camping trips.

But my flask and knife combo is all for drunken slashings.

[–]Seel007 2 points3 points ago

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Don't get that shit mixed up. Camping oil tastes like shit.

[–]newton_was_wrong 8 points9 points ago

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It's like a ready made "get yourself jailed" kit.

[–]Killhouse[S,!] 18 points19 points ago

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Only slightly more useful than their other products: meth and a garrote or cocaine and a gun.

[–]jceez 14 points15 points ago

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A J and a bag of dorritos?

[–]triad 5 points6 points ago

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How much money will you need to start this venture?

[–]LurkingGrue 2 points3 points ago

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A J's worth of bud is about $6 around here ($20/gram) and the Doritos are $1 if you look in the right place.

So, $7. But both are consumable; both of OP's are durable.

[–]NewFrom4chan 0 points1 point ago

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You must roll some pinner Js then.

[–]muldoonx9 4 points5 points ago

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Smoke and a pancake?

[–]Seel007 6 points7 points ago

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Bong and a blintze?

[–]jceez 2 points3 points ago

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bowl and a roll?

[–]Mcmactheman 5 points6 points ago

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Blunt and a biscuit?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago*

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Pipe and a crepe?

[–]LurkingGrue 0 points1 point ago

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Shrooms and an easel.

[–]Gregs3RDleg 3 points4 points ago

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weed & a nap?

[–]motamota 0 points1 point ago

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I'd rather buy the "weed and pillow" combo.

[–]Krychle 3 points4 points ago

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Nothing bad will happen.

[–]SeanMoore 2 points3 points ago

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Christmas shopping is now done, thanks!

[–]shooptek 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe if there was whiskey in the flask...

I am going to have to say Pizza and Cookies in the same box trumps this:

http://i.imgur.com/86d79.jpg

[–]BobbyD84 0 points1 point ago

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Yes! So good.

[–]dman24752 0 points1 point ago

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They should really add pepto bismol and toilet paper though...

[–]smdepot 2 points3 points ago

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I'm drunk, let's stab shit!

[–]chessmonkey 2 points3 points ago

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i just spent ten minutes googling and i can't find it. does anyone have a link?

[–]UselessInvention 1 point2 points ago

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I approve

[–]evileddy 1 point2 points ago

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Is that so you can quickly cut your pants off to fill that flask with piss for later?

[–]Mcmactheman 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, the pants are then soaked in the piss and fashioned into a hat.

[–]drstock 1 point2 points ago

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Finnish survival kit.

[–]audio828 1 point2 points ago

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For your inner hobo.

[–]AnthonyKing 1 point2 points ago

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Flask and knife. Better drink my own piss.

[–]Epenth 1 point2 points ago

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Flask and knife. Better drink my own piss.

FTFY, friend.

[–]AnthonyKing 1 point2 points ago

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Many thanks.

[–]KountChocula 1 point2 points ago

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I'll teach those bears to steal my picnic basket...

[–]radlinsky 1 point2 points ago

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where can I buy this?

[–]eyeofthecodger 1 point2 points ago

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“Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns” - Mitch Radcliffe

[–]busybrowsing 1 point2 points ago

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Nice try, Ron Swanson.

[–]brosefballin 1 point2 points ago

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ron swanson approved

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Shut up and take my money!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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All the necessary ingredients for a great game of five-finger fillet!

[–]pounds 0 points1 point ago

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It makes perfect sense. It's like include some crayons with a coloring book. Design your own flask!

[–]borez 0 points1 point ago

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Well you don't wanna go around killing things when you're sober.

[–]Itsabeautifulday 0 points1 point ago

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Really? Because I thought the best combo would be frozen pizza and cookie dough.

[–]yeah2311 0 points1 point ago

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Saw this and just ordered one for my buddy's birthday coming up in a few weeks. I hope I live to tell some stories

[–]innervision 0 points1 point ago

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What could possibly go wrong?

[–]aMANescape 0 points1 point ago

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Proudly brought to you by a drunken murderer! :)

[–]mummson 0 points1 point ago

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not sure you can cut of your hand with that one...

[–]ghaib 0 points1 point ago

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How are you gonna open the packet without a knife?

[–]bookemdanno 0 points1 point ago

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that's why you buy another knife to open the package with the knife

[–]iorgfeflkd 0 points1 point ago

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That's just asking for trouble.

[–]dabunzae 0 points1 point ago

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Just Hanging out.

[–]SoCalWingFan 0 points1 point ago

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I still think the Shake-Weight / Toothpaste Dispenser could top that.

[–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

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I got so drunk, I forgot which one I could drink from. And that's how I got this scar.

[–]Skolastigoat 0 points1 point ago

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they're just cutting out the middle man...

i said it, even though it doesn't really make sense, i said it...

[–]frenzyboard 0 points1 point ago

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Where knives go, that one is shit. Absolute shit.

Get one of these.

[–]XtaC23 0 points1 point ago

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Instructions: Get drunk -- kill wife.

[–]Warlaw 0 points1 point ago

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I call this the "Kill a man in Reno" kit.

[–]rlsurf4fun 0 points1 point ago

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Just don't drink the knife!

[–]mtwestbr 0 points1 point ago

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So is the knife for when you are too loaded to figure out the screw cap? Can't see that ending well at all.

[–]shibz 0 points1 point ago

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Well, you run faster with a knife...

[–]ieatlasers 0 points1 point ago

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I actually got one of these at a bachelor party as a groomsman present. No one made it out of the strip club alive.

[–]edomccabe 0 points1 point ago

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Where did you find this gem? I MUST KNOW!!!

[–]zalapa89 0 points1 point ago

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i love getting drunk and stabbing stuff but the retail stores never seemed to understand. until now...

[–]Katmandont 0 points1 point ago

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Impromptu field surgery kit: sterilize and slice.

[–]Dcoil1 0 points1 point ago

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Good lord DO WAANT! DOWANTDOWANTDOWANT!!!

[–]pantiekeys 0 points1 point ago

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do want

[–]TheHobo 0 points1 point ago

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Unless you live in Seattle.

[–]doc_brietz 0 points1 point ago

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I got me a new knife! Better drink my own piss... out of a flask

[–]Gammaj4 0 points1 point ago

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This can only end in missing fingers.

[–]ZeroMOA 0 points1 point ago

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everything I need to become a dumbass hick. Yee-Haw!

[–]Blaueziege 0 points1 point ago

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Ya got your knife to cut yourself with and your alcohol to pour on the wound. Handy.

[–]Wiggles69 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a homeless starter kit.

[–]Canadian_Infidel 0 points1 point ago

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It's just for water and whittling.

[–]Zebra2 0 points1 point ago

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I'm on top of this shit

[–]andrewgus 0 points1 point ago

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Glacier's Edge, lol.

[–]ToastedForks 0 points1 point ago

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Know how I got these scars?

[–]Helmet_Icicle 0 points1 point ago

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That knife looks like shit.

[–]bigface614 0 points1 point ago

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Steven Seagal style.

[–]PsychVol 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of when I bought instant bacon and a machete at Walmart.

[–]ComputerisedCaveman 0 points1 point ago

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Yes perfect! Just what you need to perform emergency surgery in the wild. Cheaper than health insurance too; so also perfect for Americans.

[–]NinjaSupplyCompany 0 points1 point ago

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I had one like it in my hand at the hardware store today. No joke. It was called the outdoor kit. I think it was made by winchester. It was a flask, a knife and a compass.

[–]jolinger03 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Christmas in Scotland.

[–]Gyp_Sum 0 points1 point ago

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designed by Bear Grylls

[–]melotraumatic 0 points1 point ago

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I can't think of a good 127 Hours joke. Shucks.

[–]shamusoconner 0 points1 point ago

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Now that's a survival kit.

[–]MadonnaBinLaden 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know if this is true or not, but I heard when I was much younger that there was a bank in Texas that gave shotguns away(instead of the traditional toasters of the time), to people who opened a new account with them. I can imagine someone making a "withdrawal" with gun they just received.

[–]mattxblack 0 points1 point ago

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I think that was in Bowling for Columbine.

[–]liquidmirth 0 points1 point ago

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why did I not take a picture of this and post it on reddit? I'm not in deep enough yet.

[–]LoganPhyve 0 points1 point ago

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I own that exact knife, but have no flask. Does that mean someone owes me a flask?

[–]KindaCryinWhileSayin 0 points1 point ago

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It's the 127 hours collectors edition.

[–]another_brick 0 points1 point ago

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There is no way this is going to end poorly.

[–]Really_Im_OK 0 points1 point ago

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I think I'll pick one up after I go return some video tapes.

[–]lanismycousin 0 points1 point ago

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Nope.

Fried chicken and watermelon!

[–]chka 0 points1 point ago

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All a Finn needs.

[–]gayfoot 0 points1 point ago

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Violence and drunkenness! Wooo hoooo! I'm a 20 year old male and that seems super funny and cool!!!!

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