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[–]zushiba 67 points68 points ago

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Looks intentional to me.

[–]cmb81 27 points28 points ago

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If this was anymore realistic, it would have veins and the right ball would be higher than the left.

[–]ENTP 10 points11 points ago

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Upvoted for somehow knowing where my testicles are right now.

[–]MolokoPlusPlus 7 points8 points ago

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checks balls

Holy shit!

[–]cmb81 1 point2 points ago

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the right ball is almost always higher than the left...I'll give you a hint as to why: 1) venous drainage and 2) Bernouilli's Principle

Things I learn in med school...

[–]thesporkeffect 1 point2 points ago

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Drainage, my boy, draaainage!

[–]Prufrock451 1 point2 points ago

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See this "I drink it up" joke? I'm just going to pick it up like a dead rat and chuck it in the middle of the room for someone else to have.

[–]batteriesincluded 1 point2 points ago

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Probably should just google, but why are mine the opposite?

[–]Respond-o-tron 2 points3 points ago

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Dangling tastefully from someone's ceiling?

[–]n8dagr8888 59 points60 points ago

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You should see the black light!

[–]automaticgainsaying 8 points9 points ago

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Just don't pay too much for it: it's pretty easy to get shafted on lighting purchases.

[–]DottieMc 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, that looks like it would cost you a big load.

[–]isspecialist 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, you don't want to get stiffed.

[–]Artesticles 0 points1 point ago

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It looks hard to assemble.

[–]MegaWolf 2 points3 points ago

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What's all this glowing stuff under the chandelier?

[–]AJCoastie -5 points-4 points ago

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WHOOSH

[–]StochasticOoze 0 points1 point ago

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Once you go black light, you never go back, right?

[–]SirLionel -1 points0 points ago

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well, aren't you funny

[–]toaf 15 points16 points ago

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You misspelled 'fortunate'.

[–]notronweasley 1 point2 points ago

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CRYSTALDICK

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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To quote myself the first time I saw this photo: This light seems to be well hung.

[–]IamSparticles 6 points7 points ago

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Really? I thought it was a bit cocked to one side.

[–]hummer64 9 points10 points ago

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You might say it's a penis.

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[–]ENKC 5 points6 points ago

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Be careful not to bang your head on it.

[–]squishy2010 5 points6 points ago

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You don't want to be standing under it when a bulb blows.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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I love lamp?

[–]MaiLouIsLegend 2 points3 points ago

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hahah this is awesome! where can I get one!?

[–]JJTizzle 2 points3 points ago

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[–]aaronoob 2 points3 points ago

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No it's not.

[–]ysjchang 2 points3 points ago

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It's one of the custom chandeliers made by professionals. They also make chandeliers in shapes of globe, viola and gun.

[–]Honestly_ 0 points1 point ago

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Interesting designs on there.

[–]Dyrantua 1 point2 points ago

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They could use it in a porn version of "The Sword of Damocles".

[–]AquamanAttacks 0 points1 point ago

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[–]exloser 1 point2 points ago

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Too many dicks on the dance floor.

[–]SupaDoll 0 points1 point ago

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Too many dicks.

[–]lubbockleft 1 point2 points ago

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dongvote

[–]tldr_MakeStuffUp 1 point2 points ago

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When Jenna Jameson tries to class things up a bit...

[–]lamqta 1 point2 points ago

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"Sir, you appear to have a huge penis hanging from your ceiling, if you get my drift"

[–]thegrinninglemur 1 point2 points ago

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This is from the Escher museum in The Hague.

[–]deadybear 0 points1 point ago

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I concur.

[–]Deacon 1 point2 points ago

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Crystal balls.

[–]RightOnWhaleShark 3 points4 points ago

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Oh cock.

[–]BanksKnowsBest 0 points1 point ago

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I Imagine this hanging in Ron Jeremy's house

[–]onewing3dangell 0 points1 point ago

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BE careful when you turn it on

[–]daebat 0 points1 point ago

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a bit nsfw maybe?

[–]xerexerex 2 points3 points ago

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If seeing that can cost you your job you should stay off the internet.

[–]daebat 0 points1 point ago

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lol I work on the internet foo

[–]Mekkah 0 points1 point ago

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says a guy with more xs in his name than a porno. lol..

[–]xerexerex 2 points3 points ago

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There's more Es in my name than Xs.

In fact my name has the same number of Xs as your traditional porno.

[–]kukukele 0 points1 point ago

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...and it's not just made of any beads...

[–]Neebat 0 points1 point ago

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Ewww. That's nasty.

Why'd they hang it upside-down?

[–]kepaa 0 points1 point ago

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Hmmm honey, What shape should we get the chandelier? How does Penis sound?

[–]DankasaurusRX 0 points1 point ago

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haha THis was on the best of craigslist, they were actually trying to sell it!

[–]kking254 0 points1 point ago

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The pen is brightier?

[–]Let_me_tell_you_this 0 points1 point ago

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thats not unfortunate, thats a dick.

[–]captainpoopoo 1 point2 points ago

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That's no moon, thats a dick.

[–]thelivingroad 0 points1 point ago

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Classy brothel decor?

[–]FckingGyarados 0 points1 point ago

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I bet it hits puberty january first

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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In related news

[–]epicatus 0 points1 point ago

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Kristallcock

[–]othello13 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe it's intentional.

[–]UntilSexDoUsPart 0 points1 point ago

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Introducing the Wangalier, from the company that brought you Slap-Chop.

[–]amit555 0 points1 point ago

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or fortunate...depends on how you look at it

[–]havilahn 0 points1 point ago

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Now there's a chandelier I'd like to swing from

[–]ICantDoThisALone 0 points1 point ago

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[–]kindauncomfortable 0 points1 point ago

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No, no, Elton John's house is nice, I just think I'd like to leave now please.

[–]sarajake101 0 points1 point ago

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Always unfortunate when that happens

[–]Budlight_Man 0 points1 point ago

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Hmmm..

[–]dmbishop22 0 points1 point ago

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That's quite the conversation piece.

[–]leeber 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my... what about the shadow that thing could create. Imagine arriving at home and being pursued by a giant black penis coming from don't-know-where.

[–]KurayamiKifuji 0 points1 point ago

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Lady Gaga, if your reading this right now go add this to your house decor.

[–]pandemic1444 0 points1 point ago

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Let's pretend that this is the only answer to that question. And I can confirm that it is, in fact, okay to be gay.

[–]Eustis -2 points-1 points ago

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How's this unfortunate? It probably belongs to Richard Gere.

[–]fedex09 3 points4 points ago

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Mr. Eustis, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent comment were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no upvotes, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[–]martinmcfly9 1 point2 points ago

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Okay.. a simple downvote would have done just fine, but eh...

[–]DaRam4U -1 points0 points ago

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Unfortunate? How illuminating.

[–]gonz0 -3 points-2 points ago

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Unless your gay, then that's a coversation starter.

[–]FixinYourGrammar 15 points16 points ago

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It's not my gay, must be someone else's.

[–]provoland -1 points0 points ago

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that depends on which end of it you're on...