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[–]Aleedye 22 points23 points ago

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Doesn't explain how aquatic dinosaurs died out... :O

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[–]Aleedye 6 points7 points ago

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Did Noah kill the Aliens too?! I'm pretty sure the Bible mentions Noah having a spaceship.

[–]StochasticOoze 9 points10 points ago

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He nuked them from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

[–]aMANescape 1 point2 points ago

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Noah WAS an alien! haven't you been listening to anything Tom Cruise has been saying??

[–]mome-rath 1 point2 points ago

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It was Jonah in his giant Fish

[–]lovethekush 1 point2 points ago

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It was James and the giant Peach

[–]TheKostiuk 1 point2 points ago

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My name is James. I was tortured for years because of that movie and the peach farm I lived on. For shame

[–]MemeTLDR 6 points7 points ago

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There is a stick of dynamite in the water.

[–]nick_knack 2 points3 points ago

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Bizarro always has a stick of dynamite somewhere.

[–]Wittyfish 0 points1 point ago

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"So more am able to hurt people everywhere"..."Like real hero!"

[–]WaltSobchak 0 points1 point ago

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What about the slice of pie?

[–]greedyiguana 1 point2 points ago

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incorrect. mermaid ninja mammals

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 1 point2 points ago*

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The freshwater rain diluted the ocean's salinity to a point below which they could not survive.

Also, technically, there were no aquatic dinosaurs. Plesiosaurs were not dinosaurs.

[–]Sniperchild 0 points1 point ago

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surely neither does a meteor?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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ever seen an alligator or a croc?

[–]ilestledisko 6 points7 points ago

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You need an arc? I noah guy.

[–]shake3000 1 point2 points ago

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<cue flood of puns>

[–]Aurash91 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I know a guy who cain if he's not abel.

[–]SushiGummy 5 points6 points ago

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The thing I love most about Bizarro is that the author always hides a stick of dynamite, slice of pie, and/or an alien in a UFO somewhere in each comic.

This one doesn't have an alien, by the way. Don't kill yourself looking for it. Seriously, don't. You'll die.

[–]HenkPoley 2 points3 points ago

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The number by his signature tells the amount of 'easter eggs' in the image.

[–]bigexplosion 1 point2 points ago

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i was wondering why there was dynamite in the picture. going back for pie now.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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But what was with the, I'm guessing, molecular potassium in the water?

[–]HenkPoley 0 points1 point ago

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I believe it's a reference to his kids.

[–]mr_bag 3 points4 points ago

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This is inaccurate. My new text book clearly states this is what actually happened to the dinosaurs.

[–]zoddness 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like they put a German "88" on there :P

[–]sternje 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty damn close

[–]CrusaderNoRegrets 0 points1 point ago

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dinosaurs: "That 88 is TEARING US UP!"

[–]Anonymo 1 point2 points ago

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Damn Joker!

[–]Gates9 1 point2 points ago

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whats with the piece of pie in the water?

[–]miss_kraken 1 point2 points ago

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It was probably the Joker.

[–]BlueDevil13X 1 point2 points ago

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Teach the controversy!

[–]menomenaa 6 points7 points ago*

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This is actually the first time in 6 months that I've said anything about a repost, but this has GOT to be the most over-posted thing on reddit.

Every time I see "one more theory" I go "no....it can't be....they wouldn't....."

They did. They always do.

[–]Samuel_Gompers 39 points40 points ago

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I've had an account on Reddit for over a year and was a lurker before that. I've never seen this before today.

[–]hobbers 1 point2 points ago

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2+ year club. Clicked several thousand links. Never seen this before.

[–]patticakes86 2 points3 points ago

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I get this comic as a suggestion on my stumble upon about every other day. I keep pressing thumbs down every time I see it, but it still haunts me!

[–]ph1012 8 points9 points ago

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I've never seen this.

[–]tamrix 3 points4 points ago

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Welcome to the Internet!

[–]FuriousBilly 4 points5 points ago

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This is the first time I have ever seen this, and I've been a redditor for 2 years. :\

[–]ffualo 1 point2 points ago

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I've been here three years... Never seen this.

[–]smdepot 1 point2 points ago

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The problem dear sir is that there are so many new faces on reddit all the time that your aged repost is fresh new content to so many more. Sorry it works that way but welcome to the world. Be happy reddit is still reaching so many new people.

[–]menomenaa -2 points-1 points ago

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Well thank you dear sir for your condescending comment in reply to my misinformed complaint. I appreciate your welcoming me to the world, and from now on, whenever I see a repost, I'll think not of the way in which Reddit is slowly recycling it's content weekly in a morbid death crawl to mediocrity, but rather the joy it must be bringing to those fresh new faces that have managed to not see this comic in over a year, which frankly--dear smedepot--I think its quite impressive.

I'm a lady, don't call me sir.

[–]smdepot 1 point2 points ago

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I mean no offense by defaulting to sir. Apologies. But seriously reddit is ever growing and after four years I've never seen that before. I loved it. Welcone to the world was shitty of me and not because youre female. Sorry for that. I should exercise more tact in future.

[–]menomenaa -3 points-2 points ago*

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No worries, I was being kind of rude! :)

I upvoted you back. Sorry again.

[–]PunkRockMakesMeSmile -1 points0 points ago

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what you are is a bitch

[–]Aleedye 0 points1 point ago

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Too much Reddit.....?

[–]mtardibu 0 points1 point ago

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I liked it. I don't care that others noticed it was a repost.

[–]tdefrees 0 points1 point ago

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PROVE IT'S NOT TRUE.

[–]vikashranjan30 0 points1 point ago

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Today I know how dinosaurs died out

[–]r3m1x 0 points1 point ago

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Awww Noah sunk my battleship.

                                  -God

[–]psychme 0 points1 point ago

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One more repost.

[–]JSkii 0 points1 point ago

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i couldnt find the alien. =[

[–]AcronymEjr 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/search?q=one+more+theory

I really wish we could get get one of these upvoted to 1500+ so it would be in the top submissions and we could stop seeing it for a while.

[–]lockwoot 0 points1 point ago

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make a dream/thought bubble around the whole comic and draw some crazy ass writer working on the draft of the bible

[–]WhereAreThePix 0 points1 point ago

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clearly that projectile in the picture is going to miss the dino boat

[–]Cdf12345 0 points1 point ago

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hard to fire cannons with such small arms

[–]spantan 0 points1 point ago

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Its creditable. That or it hit an iceberg

[–]fazzster 0 points1 point ago

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This is clearly true. It is also in line with teh Scriptures.

[–]RichiH 0 points1 point ago

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Where does one get the high-res version of Bizzaro comics?

[–]Polarbare1 0 points1 point ago

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What's the significance of the stick of dynamite and the slice of blueberry pie in the ocean?

[–]cycophuk 0 points1 point ago

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There is also K2 written in the water that I am confused about and I'm not sure if the fish tail has any meaning since it is in line with the other three.

[–]robmiller4 0 points1 point ago

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when I took a visit here they explained the whole thing, just like this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The shot will overshoot. They need to adjust their aim.

[–]FrabriziovonGoethe 0 points1 point ago

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Nicely Played and for the Bible here's something to go with Noah, he had some help from the Host of God with the forces of the Archangel Uriel.

[–]katiefrazer92 0 points1 point ago

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If that is true, I am becoming a Christian- that so beats science!

[–]gdtchden1gma 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Gorgenzolda 0 points1 point ago

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Can you prove its not true? Must be fact.

[–]Rambo5000 0 points1 point ago

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Dude this shit is a fucking repost for the 1000th time. It's not funny anymore. You have ruined everything

[–]ExFiler 0 points1 point ago

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First time I've seen it Spanky...

[–]CaffeinatedOne 0 points1 point ago

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I'm on it! -- Mel Gibson

[–]mandalore237 -1 points0 points ago

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Moar liek one more repost amirite?

[–]Turco-Bangalore -2 points-1 points ago

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I hur dat

[–]c0l245 0 points1 point ago

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The correct word would be "hypothesis" and not theory.

[–]zoddness -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like they put a German "88" on there :P

[–]lud1120 -1 points0 points ago*

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One More Repost.
Sorry to sound whiny, nobody said that yet. Not that I really mind it.
Notice the pie and the dynamite.

[–]car_bon -1 points0 points ago

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I... I haven't been a redditor for very long and I have never said anything about reposts before. But, my god, really? This isn't even clever.