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[–]Jesse-Ray 12 points13 points ago

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They're called "Dadz"

[–]Gh0stRAT 10 points11 points ago

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For those of you who are wondering: This a a clip from "Unreel Sports: Extreme Parenting"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gds759lNSRY

Context: there is this sports channel (in the US) called "Fuel TV". They used to use these Unreel Sports clips as filler between surfing movies or whatever.

My Personal favorite is Cross-Country Snowboarding!

[–]thekingsmonkey 3 points4 points ago

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You gotta switch it up occasionally or you'll get skootch-leg.

[–]systemlord 0 points1 point ago

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Wonderful. Thanks. :)

[–]NoonelikesRickAstley 38 points39 points ago

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Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?

A: Telling your newborn child you're gay.

[–]4thFloyd 30 points31 points ago

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Extremely bad parenting

[–]doublen00b 3 points4 points ago

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Extremely bad prenting to the power of rad! Next week we're going to show you just how fearless infants can be skydiving when they find out that the baby teeth they have are totally replaceable!

[–]MrSpaceCowboy 3 points4 points ago

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It's not extreme until the baby chugs down a Mountain Dew.

[–]skippy619 0 points1 point ago

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With or without a sippy cup?

[–]toy205 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder what he is gonna grow up to be...

[–]Deestan 2 points3 points ago

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I wonder if he is gonna live to grow up.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Seems like murder to me...

[–]Hyperian 1 point2 points ago

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extreme child protection services

[–]notthatclever 1 point2 points ago

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EXTREME STUPIDITY!

[–]GwaninG 1 point2 points ago

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Should have kickflipped out.

[–]nofatebutwhatwemake 1 point2 points ago

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Idjit

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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When our now-15-year-old was little, I used to put him in a jogging stroller and roller blade with my wife. He LOVED it! I'll bet he's a little mal-adjusted now because I never hit any rails or caught any air with it. I wish I'd seen this video back then. :)

[–]Biggains 2 points3 points ago

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I wish I could play around with fake babies...............

[–]ravenrriddle 0 points1 point ago

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..
dropped a couple.

[–]HastyUsernameChoice 1 point2 points ago

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oh yeah? well I was extreme skating while I was still in a stroller

[–]Ser_Magnifico 1 point2 points ago

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[–]BaghdadAssUp 1 point2 points ago

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That video was ruined when I had to read about child abuse in the comments. Was looking for some golden comments.

[–]locklin 0 points1 point ago

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What kills me is that apparently they believe a real baby was pulled through traffic! A "professional cameraman" even chimed in an said there were no green-screens or CGI used it the making of it. It was pure baby abuse.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's reasons like these which is why I will never be a good father when the time comes.

[–]Buzzle 0 points1 point ago

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It's a shame he is wearing fruit boots.

[–]Grozni 0 points1 point ago

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I've always wondered why are modern strollers equiped like babies are going to participate in a Paris-Dakar Rally. Now I know.

[–]thorizzle117 0 points1 point ago

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yo. nice feeble.

[–]JoelDaMan 0 points1 point ago

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Followed by Exteme Child Services on A&E.

[–]justonecomment 0 points1 point ago

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[–]flush4dr 0 points1 point ago

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XTREEEEEEEMMMMEEEEEE

[–]Dessgeega 0 points1 point ago

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I love the whiplash! This is my new favorite gif!

[–]bestbeforeMar91 0 points1 point ago

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I blame that parent's parents' parents.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No more dangerous than dad throwing me up in the air to bang my head on the ceiling.

[–]RobinTheBrave 1 point2 points ago

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It could have been worse - you might have been thrown into a ceiling fan.

A friend jumped down from a top bunk into a fan, and at the hospital they said they usually saw fan injuries on babies.

[–]TheBigBomma 0 points1 point ago

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explains a lot

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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woah.

[–]Ser_Magnifico 0 points1 point ago*

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That mother missed a trick if she didn't call the kid Ollie.

c wat i did ther

[–]geeyoffthehook 0 points1 point ago

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I'm 23 and what is this?

[–]sczombie -1 points0 points ago

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i can't tell from this small-resolution .gif, but i think this lady brings her kid around the same skate park that i walk at every day, and she's not the most extreme mom there, another mom takes her did on the half pipe in the back, it's way more extreme.

[–]Smachimo -1 points0 points ago

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Can't wait 'til this is a game.

[–]Socialswab -1 points0 points ago

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Does he get extra points if the child is real?

[–]I_am_a_mormon -1 points0 points ago

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You don't want your kid to grow up and be a pussy.

[–]GrandMoffJed 2 points3 points ago

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Then they shouldn't be exposing them to rollerblading.

[–]suppai -1 points0 points ago

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Y U No flip in, flip out?

[–]Protonoia -1 points0 points ago

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Nice to have baby's first concussion preserved on video.

[–]pianofreak -1 points0 points ago

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whiplash! lol

[–]I_MATE_CATS -2 points-1 points ago

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I'd do that with cats.

[–]tier19345 -2 points-1 points ago

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Hmm too bad they do not cane people in this country oh well I guess I'll just get m utility drill. Where is this guy's address?

[–]1stWordSwapped4Last -3 points-2 points ago

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Babysitter a terrible that's..