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[–]emohipster 110 points111 points ago

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There's a forum out there filled with people who live with these dolls and act like they're real and living. I stumbled upon it once, and it had an album page where people could post pictures of their dolls. Forgot what the site was named, but it was some creepy shit.

[–]Khalexus 68 points69 points ago

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I think this might be it. (NSFW)

I remember reading a thread on that forum about a road trip with the Livedolls, plenty of photos of "her" posing against the car.

Can you imagine the looks you'd get driving around with one of them in your passenger seat, pulling up to red lights and such?

There was also a thread with a bunch of guys who all brought their dolls for a "sexy pool party". The dolls inevitably got drunk, tore off each others clothes and had a lesbian poolside orgy.

[–]emohipster 49 points50 points ago

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Yeaahhhh that's the one, I remember the road trip thread, that's the thread that got me there in the first place.

Imagine the awkward get-togethers they have with their dolls. Socially awkward weird people acting like their doll is real meeting other socially awkward people pretending their doll is real. That'd be some great footage for a Louis Theroux documentary I betcha.

[–]Khalexus 29 points30 points ago*

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What I want to know is - when they play with their dolls, do more people speak out loud? Or imagine the conversations in their heads?

When I played with toys as a kid I'd just sit silent with them playing, but in my head they'd be having big ol' friendly conversations (or fights).

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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I'd like to barge into a realdoll meeting and make my doll be a giant jerk to the other dolls. "Whee! I’m Dick Tracy! Bang! Take that Pruneface! Now I’m Pruneface, take that Dick Tracy! Now I’m Prune Tracy, take that Dick…"

[–]Khalexus 17 points18 points ago

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Or have arguments with your doll, switching between your voice and a Monty Python female voice, progressively getting louder and louder.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Make it act really rudely, and apologize profusely for it's behavior.

[–]Khalexus 12 points13 points ago

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"Oh God, I'm so sorry. She's had a bit to drink... honey, can you come into the other room with me for a second?"

--He takes her into the kitchen, still talking loud enough for everyone to hear--

"Baby, please, I thought we talked about this? Why can't you get along with these guys? We never have lunch with friends anymore"

"Don't fucking talk to me like that!! Who the fuck do you think you are?! This party is fucking lame anyway, why do we even go to these things?!"

"I thought you liked them, what about Jeanette?"

"WHAT?! Fuck that whore! Did you see what she's wearing?? She's like the goddamn Queen of Slutstown! I'm surprised she even found time to come, in between getting gang-fucked by junkies off the street!"

[–]imatat 5 points6 points ago

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And then, to top it all off, just start porking her puckering plastic poopshoot right then and there.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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David Lynch just read that and wrote it down in a notebook he carries with him.

[–]gregny2002 20 points21 points ago

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But since the dolls are inanimate, it's just a bunch of dudes playing with dolls and jerking off on each other.

[–]CitizenPremier 48 points49 points ago

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FROM YOUR BIGOTED EYES MAYBE

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Curiosity is a cruel mistress. I'm going to regret that click for quite a while.

NSFYFIH (Not Safe For Your Faith In Humanity.)

[–]TakesOneToNoOne 36 points37 points ago

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Yeah, they had special accounts for the dolls so they could "interact" with the community. So creepy.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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That's about two or three notches beyond any weirdness I think I have ever experienced.

I'm pretty happy I don't even have a template for how weird that is.

[–]hawk196 28 points29 points ago

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There is also a BBC documentary about exactly this.

edit: yep

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2d54NRdJno

[–]Maiasaurapalooza 15 points16 points ago

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I thought it was sad that most of the men interviewed said that they would rather be with real women, but couldn't.
Based on the documentary, they didn't seem like people who prefer dolls. They seem like people who have resorted to dolls out of desperate loneliness.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I lost it when he started massaging her feet.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I think that's officially the saddest thing I've ever seen. Why not just get a hooker at that point?

[–][deleted] 977 points978 points ago

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And when he takes her out for dinner she doesn't eat much....since she is already stuffed.

[–]emitwohs 732 points733 points ago*

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As much as I hate to say it, this thing is probably getting stuffed after dinner as well.

[–]SuiXi3D 212 points213 points ago

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Gawd, she is so FAKE.

[–]stillalone 155 points156 points ago

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Yeah, those totally look like implants.

[–]tokomini 199 points200 points ago

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You know when you touch a woman's breast and it feels like...a bag of sand?

[–]davepople 34 points35 points ago

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A zip lock bag filled with Mushroom Soup

[–]aliquidcure 28 points29 points ago

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A suitcase filled with mice

[–]Gpr1me 54 points55 points ago

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yeah she's like 90% silicon, and 10% other materials

[–]jcroucher56 121 points122 points ago

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Just like Taco Bell.

[–]Fhajad 52 points53 points ago

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Not intended as a factual statement.

[–]jezebelhussy 51 points52 points ago

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Looks like someone made a funny because his wife is in stitches.

[–]mightyishuge 2 points3 points ago

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i bet she fucks like a rabbit

[–]zelazny 22 points23 points ago

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Oh, look... she has a sister too.

[–]zelazny 8 points9 points ago

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Looks like I was right, from elsewhere in the thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/h7csd/i_have_no_words/c1t598c

The date is Samantha, and the other one is the "younger sister"... Stacy. From the linked images... "I have a wife and children also enjoy our times in the 'fantasy room', but it is nothing bad or wrong."

[–]tinfins 9 points10 points ago

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This guy's life is a fantasy room.

I have to wonder whether he goes to a job where nobody has a clue he does this but still finds him creepy as hell, or everyone knows because he regularly talks about Samantha and they have no choice but to listen. Because we've all worked with both those guys.

[–]SwillFish 71 points72 points ago

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I dated a furry before. All I can tell you is:

They can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters, they're not good dancers, they don't play drums!

[–]TheCannon 52 points53 points ago

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I've heard a similar description of Fish Heads.

Also, you can take them to movies and you don't have to pay to get them in.

[–]feralkitten 19 points20 points ago

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i love you. i thought i was the only person to remember that.

[–]clonetek 11 points12 points ago

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Fish heads fish heads rolley polley fish heads Eat them up yum!

[–]jook11 19 points20 points ago

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They're never seen drinking cappuccinos at Italian restaurants with oriental women... yeah!

[–]krinkov 9 points10 points ago

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wow, first Barnes & Barnes reference Ive seen on Reddit.

[–]staffell 126 points127 points ago

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The erect nipples in the last frame is the clincher.

[–]sam480 144 points145 points ago

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Oh God, I really hope I wasn't the only one to open a new window to check for the erect nipples on the giant mouse doll that I had previously missed.

/worstsentenceever

[–]fuzzyjedi 31 points32 points ago

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Nope, I did it too

[–]TakesOneToNoOne 9 points10 points ago

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Wow, your reaction is the exact same as mine.

In other news, showing this image to a friend of mine who is a newbie on the internet caused her to decide she was done with the internet for good.

[–]nibbles200 8 points9 points ago

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I thought you said "Wow, your erection is the exact same as mine." at first...

[–]Birdoftruth 2 points3 points ago

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If your company ever does a dossier on you....God help your soul

[–]Cherrytop 3 points4 points ago

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The image of the mouse on her knees painting. Did anyone else notice that her panties appear to be bunched up on her thighs?

[–]snwww 66 points67 points ago

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I believe there's more to this. I think I have seen this a few weeks ago but the guy didn't leave his family; instead, they were part of it. I think the dude had a son and maybe a daughter, but I clearly remember a family photo with the whole gang plus 2-3 of those dolls. Im surprised it isn't linked in here yet?

[–]JonZ1618 37 points38 points ago

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[–]snwww 13 points14 points ago

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.... thanks I guess o.O. This is exactly it haha. I knew I wasn't right-on when I was explaining what I saw because I somehow forgot about it. I guess him being the creator of the dolls makes it easier to explain why he has so many (I believe it's $2-3k for a single one of those, or it might be $15k?), it's still fucking creepy. I can't help but think these kids are gonna think it's normal, just imagine bringing new kids over X_X. Having to explain the dad's behavior can't be an easy task for a 6-7 YO kids to another of his friend.

[–]Areonis 12 points13 points ago

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[–]cydril 10 points11 points ago

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because they're grown-ups, they are more natural than other stuffed toys!!

wat

[–]OhNoBees 13 points14 points ago

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"Hand hole to work mouth as puppet"

sure.

[–]TBcasualty 47 points48 points ago

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Enjoy! You can also buy them on his website, Stuffed Company

[–]kefs 37 points38 points ago

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[–]TBcasualty 9 points10 points ago

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Hunny Bear skateboarding, DUH. Gawd, nobody gets it.

[–]AngryBadger 2 points3 points ago

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wow the Linkin Park is priceless.

[–]S0lidsnack 26 points27 points ago

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Optional hand hole to work mouth as puppet or ventrilloquist dummy

ಠ_ಠ

[–]jesslw 14 points15 points ago

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holy shit.. there are videos.

[–]TBcasualty 4 points5 points ago

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Oh yes there are.

[–]CedarWolf 4 points5 points ago

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What a great receptionest for your office where they help to create a warm relaxed environment and provide a conversation piece.

No one must ever tell Disney; they'll have animatronic ticket animals before the year is out.

[–]rockenrohl 3 points4 points ago

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"Optional hand hole to work mouth as puppet or ventrilloquist dummy" - yeah, right.

[–]svanho 4 points5 points ago

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One of the dolls he's selling has my name :( :(

[–]JmizzleDizzle 90 points91 points ago

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Pretty normal if you're on meth.

[–]astrologue 32 points33 points ago

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Using pictures of this guy along with that slogan would be a much more effective ad campaign.

[–]jerrybery 15 points16 points ago

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You've just won America's War on Drugs single handedly. Congratulations.

[–]JonZ1618 19 points20 points ago

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Not even once.

[–]crazy_raisin 15 points16 points ago

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Okay, guys. I think its time for you all to check out a movie called Lars and the Real Girl. Its literally about this.

[–]Majora03 189 points190 points ago

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Fuck this shit. I saw two pictures and was like NOPE

[–]dem_dorfs 395 points396 points ago

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[–]RevRound 206 points207 points ago

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Somehow it seems shocking to me that he actually has a family

[–]2weeksfromeverywhere 147 points148 points ago

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Somehow it seems shocking to me that he's not even Japanese.

[–]SilverVendetta 4 points5 points ago

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It seems shocking to me that someone actually took that picture. There is a FINGER covering the frame. Then I wondered...who is taking it...gasp It's STACEY!

[–]guggabump 290 points291 points ago

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You know when 4chan are shocked it's bad.

[–]coachjimmy 2 points3 points ago

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The second I saw that thing I started hearing Shaye St. John's voice.

[–]fackjoley 32 points33 points ago

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I wasn't creeped out until I saw that among his collection of monstrosities in a Chucky doll.

[–]tradiuz 16 points17 points ago

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Fuck. Went back to look for it, and now I hate you.

[–]privation 3 points4 points ago

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I almost feel like the chucky doll is mandatory in that mess. Honestly he's the least frightening in that picture.

[–]nyxerebos 3 points4 points ago

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Well, to be fair, Chucky was naughty and has to sit under the television now, and doesn't get cake or smoosh-smoosh for at least a week.

So you see, he's not that crazy.

[–]SBringer 143 points144 points ago

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I have seen war pics, rule 34 pics, I have seen the depths of hell, I have seen that which makes grown men cry. I have seen Japan's porn. I have seen dead bodies... Nothing Prepared me for what I just witnessed.. I am truly disturbed.....

[–]randomfuoco 78 points79 points ago

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But have you seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion? Watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate?

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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STOP MAKING ME WANT TO WATCH THAT MOVIE AGAIN.

This is the second time in past few hours that somebody mentioned that scene.

[–]valkyrio 17 points18 points ago

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someone mentions it like every five minutes on the internet.

[–]gp0 2 points3 points ago

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Someone punch me in the face for getting the reference, but not having seen the movie.

[–]a_flaky_croissant 44 points45 points ago

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Ladies and Gentleman, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq; and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.

[–]LincolnHighwater 23 points24 points ago

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If I ever found myself in that 'console' room I would seriously fear for my life.

That guy's children are going to be so fucked up.

[–]Arrowmatic 38 points39 points ago

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"She LOVES to have guests, but we never want them to leave, we don't let them hehe"

...And now I know what sheer terror feels like.

[–]finalaccountdown 38 points39 points ago

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ok..ok. ok I.. no more laughing I'm out of here fuck you internet. may I forget this forever.

[–]WRad 13 points14 points ago

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I saw this for less than two minutes and have been left scarred...and the guy has kids...fuck that shit.

[–]mostlycareful 15 points16 points ago

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he said you will soon be able to purchase them on the website. What's sad is that he will probably make a lot of money doing that.

Especially in Japan. Sorry

[–]Naly_D 19 points20 points ago

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[–]SquareIsTopOfCool 5 points6 points ago

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[–]HilariousScreenname 4 points5 points ago

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[–]gregny2002 16 points17 points ago

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What's funny is that those kids look like they're probably too young to understand that their dad is fucking all those stuffed animals they play with. One day, the realization will hit them like a ton of shit.

[–]Fishfisherton 14 points15 points ago*

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I wonder if he was into this stuff before or after he met his wife

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[–]metallink11 29 points30 points ago

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Even if he is trolling, he or some other person owns all those.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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It frightens me how much this guy must masturbate.

[–]Hellzapoppin 9 points10 points ago

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Oh gawd, I came here ready to bust on people for being judgemental asses, but the 4chan thread had me in stitches, you could almost see what was left of their innocence drop screaming into the abyss...

[–]Killvo 7 points8 points ago

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Good God man!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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look at that woman's face ... just says it all

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago*

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There is a man who decided not to deal with reality.

[–]LibraryKrystal 4 points5 points ago

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The scariest part was noticing a stuffed horse in the last photo.

[–]jesslw 11 points12 points ago

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and WHO'S TAKING THE PICTURE?

my god.

[–]monkeysoap 2 points3 points ago

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Eye-bleach! Someone for the love of god get the eye-bleach!

[–]gamlidek 3 points4 points ago

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No, it would be the last image you ever saw... you'd remember it forever!

[–]nightzirk 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Dtoppy 2 points3 points ago

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The "fantasy room" is complete with even more pictures of the doll-things posing... framed on the walls. D:

[–]Ticklemehellno 13 points14 points ago

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That is one Lively table dance.

[–]acusticthoughts 46 points47 points ago

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I bet she just sits there during sex...I hate the dead fish sex. It's like they're just a slab of meat, or cotton.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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" I mean it was a one night stand, right? I mean she wasn't even that good looking. A real dead fish, right? She just laid there and took it like a plastic fuck doll. "

[–]TriplePlay2425 36 points37 points ago

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I HAPPEN TO HAVE MARRIED THAT PLASTIC FUCK DOLL.

[–]svanho 10 points11 points ago*

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I don't just lay there Michael, if that's what you're thinking.

[–]wearethehawk 3 points4 points ago

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That's not what I was thinking...

[–]trpnblies7 23 points24 points ago

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Looks like someone enjoyed Lars and the Real Girl.

[–]eatbox1997 9 points10 points ago

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I'll stick with my girls handgelina Jolie and pamela handerson thank you

[–]poo-poo 18 points19 points ago

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I'm so creeped out right now.

[–]LibrarySurvivor 17 points18 points ago

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Turns out she's a really nice woman with a rare skin disorder.

[–]jayjaym 115 points116 points ago

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How bad was his wife, that this thing became a better alternative?

[–]tcquad 44 points45 points ago

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And why did he need a second doll? Was the first one not enough to satisfy his desires?

Did he and the mouse eared one get into a fight, causing him to make the rabbit eared one to escape from his normal home life?

[–]ggggbabybabybaby 155 points156 points ago

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The second doll is merely the first doll's best friend. I mean, sure, she's clearly very attractive and sometimes there's been harmless flirting and there have been times when he's wondered "what if" but he would never do anything to betray the first doll like that.

[–]dancing_bananas 22 points23 points ago

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Her name is Samantha. She also has a younger sister called Stephanie.

Source: Some 4chan thread that I'd rather not read again.

[–]gp0 12 points13 points ago

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Thank you for your service on the internet front lines.

[–]Eruonen 11 points12 points ago

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He has more dolls. They're a family. I'm not even joking.

[–]LincolnHighwater 11 points12 points ago

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Is. How bad is his wife. Bottom pic here.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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..I wonder who took the photo?

[–]LincolnHighwater 17 points18 points ago

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One of the other dolls, obviously.

[–]ManicQin 22 points23 points ago

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Sorry mate you get a down vote from me.

It's not his wife that has the problem.

[–]CrabCommander 8 points9 points ago

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I don't know if there' is anything in these photos that isn't the problem.

This whole thing. Just. Gah. Fuck. My brain, it burnssssssssssssss.

[–]sassafrassquatch 14 points15 points ago

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It takes different strokes to move the world.

[–]rift321 28 points29 points ago

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I don't think this is moving anything in a good way.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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I don't want to know what's being stroked either.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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As a furry: I have this to say: what.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Were do I sign up to quit the fandom?

[–]laofmoonster 9 points10 points ago

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Can't let you do that, Starfox

[–]SparklesMcGee 13 points14 points ago

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Soooo, I've heard of people doing this with human-shaped dolls but the animal thing just makes it 10 times weirder. Rabbits should not have boobs.

[–]LincolnHighwater 12 points13 points ago

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What about Jessica Rabbit?

[–]ravenrriddle 9 points10 points ago

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I would go gay for Jessica Rabbit.
Felt a compulsory need to say that.

[–]wardenblarg 4 points5 points ago

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WTF!!??? SHE TOLD ME WASN'T SEEING ANYONE ELSE!

[–]squidfartz 4 points5 points ago

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Well, if that makes him happy and he's not hurting anyone... good for him. Whatever floats your boat and doesn't sink mine, baby.

[–]Danfish77 3 points4 points ago

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Exactly. Not my cup of tea, but he's not putting his stuffed rabbit bits in my cuppa, and I don't even care for tea all that much!

Is there really anything ethically wrong with this? I mean he could be spending his time donating plasma or studying for a medical degree, but here we all are, on Reddit. Looking at his pictures and talking about them.

[–]SurelyIDidThisAlread 7 points8 points ago

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What I want to know is why? What can damage a person's psyche so much that a 'relationship' with a doll is better than a relationship with another person? If he's happy, then I don't think it's my place to criticise him, but I can't help but feel pity for him.

[–]Vrothgarr 223 points224 points ago

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At least this guy is happier in his relationship than many Redditors.

[–][deleted] 108 points109 points ago

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I don't think it counts as a relationship if it's with an inanimate object.

[–]happybadger 3 points4 points ago

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I don't think it counts as a relationship if it's with an inanimate object.

Stephen Hawking is married.

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points ago

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True that. I mean, it's easy to laugh at the guy, but if it makes him happy, what's the harm? He may have some issues deep down that will never be fixed, but it's not like most human relationships are perfect in the first place.

[–]proddette 10 points11 points ago

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I just feel bad for his ex-wife. I mean, I couldn't imagine having my partner leave me for uh, whatever this is.

[–]jerrybery 3 points4 points ago

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She must have been slightly passive in bed in he found this thing more exciting

[–]Helen_A_Handbasket 208 points209 points ago

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These are the kind of guys who end up being discovered with 30 half-eaten dead bodies buried in the basement.

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[–]Vrothgarr 15 points16 points ago

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You'd think there'd be a more understanding response in a community largely full of nerds... lo and behold.

[–]GiantSquidd 18 points19 points ago

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Nerds? Hey man, just because I live alone and spend a lot of time on the interwebs and... don't have a... girlfriend and...

...Dammit.

[–]StupidDogCoffee 111 points112 points ago

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Actually, the guys with basements full of corpses are usually the most normal seeming guys on the street.

[–]1358765435234 86 points87 points ago

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[citation needed]

[–]mikefromchicago 73 points74 points ago

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Often, they have trouble staying employed and tend to work in menial jobs.[17] The FBI, however, states, "Serial murderers often seem normal; have families and a steady job."[12] Other sources state they often come from unstable families.

-from the wikipedia

[–]yellowking 63 points64 points ago

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Oh shit, I have a family and a steady job!

[–]Yojimbosama 56 points57 points ago

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Monster!

[–]philonius 4 points5 points ago

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Serial murderers are often above-average intelligence and are adept at lying and manipulating people. The same skills that enable them to be good at killing enable them to have a "normal" life and to hide their real selves.

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I think most serial killers seem "normal" because they have trouble with empathy and don't develop relationships with others, so no one gets to know them beyond the banal exterior they project.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

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So quick to judge...

Show me a guy who plays with stuffed animals and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble. It's the ones that have lampshades made of human skin you have to worry about. On the other hand, you can see he owns a dirt bike, and we all know all dirt bike owners snort cocaine (I knew a guy who had a dirt bike and snorted cocaine, therefore they all do.)

[–]astrodust 20 points21 points ago

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The preacher who's a gay meth addict, the software developer who murdered his wife, or the actor who killed his mother with a sword for instance.

People with crazy fetishes or peculiar hobbies are creepy, sure, but it's the so-called normal ones that can be terrifying.

[–]ironiridis 13 points14 points ago

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the software developer who murdered his wife

Oh Hans. :( I had so much hope that you were innocent.

[–]pjdavis 12 points13 points ago

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[–]ironiridis 2 points3 points ago

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Oh good god that's hilarious. They should have had the citations in there, too.

[–]astrodust 5 points6 points ago

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I can understand someone as out there as Phil Spector losing his shit and shooting his wife, but Hans? Dude.

[–]ironiridis 3 points4 points ago

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It still just makes me sad. He was clearly a big thinker. Smart fucking guy. I guess he just thought he was smart enough to get away with it.

[–]radium-v 5 points6 points ago

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Top or bottom half?

[–]nonsensepoem 10 points11 points ago

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These are the kind of guys who end up being discovered with 30 half-eaten dead bodies buried in the basement.

Yeah, she never eats her portions.

[–]Oh_Shut_Up 7 points8 points ago

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i just assumed he was a redditor

[–]WouldYouTurnMeOn 6 points7 points ago

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At least he is in a relationship, unlike...

[–]InTheMixofVotes 5 points6 points ago

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...what? PaLmela and her 5 sisters doesn't count?

[–]skintigh 5 points6 points ago

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Is that a Cabriolet? I always thought there was something wrong with people who drove those.

[–]Joke_Getter 7 points8 points ago

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I didn't think he was that weird until I saw the VW Cabrio.

[–]Petrarch1603 5 points6 points ago

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This guy has nothing on Malodrax

[–]tsumi 4 points5 points ago

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[–]ibeatyu2 4 points5 points ago

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AMA request!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I don't want to know what he has to say

[–]bitingmyownteeth 14 points15 points ago

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The request is for the doll.

[–]joemangle 5 points6 points ago

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i can't fap to this

[–]dccruick 5 points6 points ago

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You can always tell a Milford Man

[–]pass_over 4 points5 points ago

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Some men don't want women... they want complete control. A fantasy. Not a real person.

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[–]SparklesMcGee 9 points10 points ago

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I'm so sorry for your loss. Have an upvote as consolation.

[–]snutr 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, well... reddit is a fickle beast. Perhaps three months ago this subject was a needle that reddit was not prepared to thread.

[–]HittingSmoke 2 points3 points ago

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[–]eating_your_syrup 9 points10 points ago

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I have a feeling in the end his ex-wife is better off without him..

[–]brabbit07501 21 points22 points ago

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I have a feeling that his ex-wife is in the mouse, wrapped up like a mummy..very tales from the crypt

[–]ShesGotSauce 4 points5 points ago

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Oh, it's a mouse? I... wasn't sure.

[–]Shanster_101 5 points6 points ago

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uhhhh well i hate to see what his wife looks like if he left her for this thing...couldnt think of a blow to the ego more worse than this...

[–]baconfrenzy 8 points9 points ago

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so old but still WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!?

[–]anotherdroid 2 points3 points ago

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neither does she...

[–]apostrotastrophe 2 points3 points ago

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Reminds me of that mouse I always desperately wanted to be in the Great Mouse Detective. http://en.wikifur.com/w/images/2/2f/Kittymouse.jpeg

[–]lloopy 2 points3 points ago

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Lars and the real girl http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805564/

[–]norhor 2 points3 points ago

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[–]axl456 2 points3 points ago

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I have no words either.. she.. she is so beautiful..

[–]ProcrastinatingEddie 2 points3 points ago

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The forgotten Kardashian sister.

[–]Lazook 2 points3 points ago

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This is the creepiest thing I have EVER seen. WHY ARE THEY HUMAN-MOUSE HYBRIDS?

[–]Splatterh0use 2 points3 points ago

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I bet those dolls are stained with semen.

[–]andersonmanly 2 points3 points ago

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Dude's living Lawrence's dream - two chicks at the same time!

[–]erer44 2 points3 points ago

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All that's missing is the thing pregnant, in a bikini, shooting an AK47...