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[–]joetromboni 86 points87 points ago

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not me man, I going to work hard, do a good job, get promoted, huge raise, and then die with the most toys

[–]LeadVest 38 points39 points ago

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You just activated my trap card!

[–]kingtrewq 6 points7 points ago

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bottomless traphole

[–]patrickgh3 4 points5 points ago

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Including special summons? FUCK.

[–]kingtrewq 2 points3 points ago

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Yep that Ivy league university degree is not going to help

[–]parlezmoose 9 points10 points ago

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He who dies with the most toys wins. The Bible says so.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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He who gives all of their toy tokens to the church or someone claiming to represent the church wins. Some religious guy who wants my money says so.

[–]zotquix 1 point2 points ago

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not me man, I going to work hard, do a good job, get promoted, huge raise, and then retire early and live off the interest on my savings.

FTFY

As for what to do when you retire, yo dawg may I suggest installing a laptop on your surfboard?

[–]jllunsfo 136 points137 points ago

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would have been better if it were a laptop, to continue with the "hinged" trend.

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points ago

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...traptop

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 41 points42 points ago

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For me it would be a faptop.

[–]Atario 8 points9 points ago

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Remind me never to touch your computer.

[–]RandomPerson99 13 points14 points ago

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Holy fuck, I think I found the 1 guy who doesn't jerk off on the computer.

[–]sharlos 5 points6 points ago

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I jerk off in front of the computer. Not on it.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 8 points9 points ago

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It doesn't matter where you jerk. The key part is where you jizz.

[–]bleedingoutlaw28 2 points3 points ago

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The key part is where you jizz.

The part with the keys? That's where you jizz?

[–]rafash10n 1 point2 points ago

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That depends on what your definition of jizz is.

[–]Atario 3 points4 points ago

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I tend to use a paper towel.

[–]PineappleMeister 24 points25 points ago

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I thought the cubical was the trap not the PC, like human regulating other humans. Like they were doing with the pest.

[–]toyume 6 points7 points ago

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Go on. I'd like to see if this will cross over to r/philosophy.

[–]eronskoh 2 points3 points ago

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That's also indicated by the introduction of the tie as a metaphoric leash. Am I reading too much into this?

[–]CaptainPlanetEater[S] 305 points306 points ago

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Creddit where creddit is due. These are beautiful.

[–]hflat 8 points9 points ago

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I'm confused as to why you didn't link straight to the site, and instead hosted it on imgur.

[–]andash 7 points8 points ago

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Because then we get a crashed server and people complaining, asking for a mirror. And then after a while, it surfaces on... imgur.

[–]the-fritz 1 point2 points ago

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Because the original was posted several times now and imgur is just an easy way to repost stuff ... you know for karma whoring.

http://www.reddit.com/submit?url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuttersafe.com%2F2011%2F01%2F27%2Ftraps%2F

[–]ShitCuntFuck 6 points7 points ago

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Is it just me, or are there a lot of examples of imgur posts on reddit in which the OP posts the correct link in the comments? Trying to collect extra karma...?

[–]HorribleBastard 3 points4 points ago

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There is bitching when the source is not posted, there is bitching when the link goes down, and now there is bitching because the op posted the source in a comment. What the fuck is it going to take to make everyone happy? A complimentary blowjob with every frontpage post?

[–]ShitCuntFuck 3 points4 points ago

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Damn dude, you make a good point. A complimentary blowjob really would make me happy.

[–]prsnep 1 point2 points ago

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It is the proper way to post in my opinion. Imgur is fast and reliable, nobody assumes the work was op's own, and people want to sometimes appreciate something without considering who deserves credit. But if you really want to know, it should be available. This is not much different from how information is cited in your textbooks.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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Wait... Being in the comfort of your home enjoying entertainment (with a necktie) is the same as being in a glue trap dying of starvation?

[–]mrmaster2 122 points123 points ago

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I thought they were referring to an office job, hence the tie.

[–]Serei 16 points17 points ago

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I thought they were referring to a cubicle job, hence the... cubicle.

[–]Official_Greeter 53 points54 points ago

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Welcome to Reddit!

[–]Co-finder 6 points7 points ago

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That's a generalized statemen,t and I resent it...Having said that, it is nice to have someone welcome you to the community.

I still remember my introduction, I got fapped on by a narwhal, who fed me bacon as a sign of appreciation for letting me be his little play-toy. sigh...those were the good ol'e day's where losing my innocence was still an exciting learning experience, and felt that reddit was generally interested in me and cherished what I brought to the community. Where as now I feel a little jaded. Like an old gym sock that has a bunch of holes and smells funky because I was used to clean up someones love sauce, and discarded and left to marinate with the love stain down in the damp coldness of the basement while the rest of reddit is having a good time sharing each others company on the first and second floors.

[–]padmadfan 6 points7 points ago

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I like pie.

[–]orange_jooze 4 points5 points ago

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I had a budgie, but it died.

[–]dah01 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit me too.

[–]JoelMontgomery 1 point2 points ago

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leggy leggy leggy leggy, blondie, blondie, blondie, blondie,

[–]hrm_what 1 point2 points ago

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goodbye, goodbye

[–]jerryloveninja 17 points18 points ago

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i thought they were referring to a tranny, hence the 'trap'

[–]FistOfDagger 2 points3 points ago

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Thought the exact same thing.

[–]a_can_of_solo 3 points4 points ago

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have you seen how sucky old factory jobs were?

[–]papajohn56 2 points3 points ago

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No, but the typical redditor IT guy feels the need to fit in without actually socializing, so they have to bitch about work that's actually really easy.

[–]n3xg3n 12 points13 points ago

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Ever been really hungry but not had any food in the house or been able to find the phone to call order out, right when something good finally comes on TV? Yeah, kind of like that.

[–]superiority 11 points12 points ago

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Dude's at work, not at home. Notice how he's in a cubicle.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago*

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Reading Reddit at a job? Terrifying.

Did I mention I've worked at a dock offloading dead fish and crab? I know this is a joke, but I find it funny that the average Redditor finds cubicle jobs equal to death/soul sucking. I've met many Hispanics doing shitty jobs under the table for shit wages that would gladly sit at a cubicle left-clicking.

The folks in the "food service" industry whining about "bad tippers" on here that get 500+ upvotes are especially hilarious to me after working in agriculture.

[–]Kaelin 1 point2 points ago

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Came to say this. I feel super lucky to have an office job as a developer. I graduated last May and got luckier than alot of my friends did who are still working as waiters. Im the only one who did a CS degree and I think it saved me.

[–]superiority 2 points3 points ago

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Did I mention I've worked at a dock offloading dead fish and crab?

Have you ever worked in an office? That shit's like Azkaban. Sucks all the hope right out of you, till one day you wake up and find you can't remember how to smile.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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Indeed I have. The US Army = a lot of time in an office. Occasionally 80 hours a week, no exaggeration. I did an IT job for my school district as a teen as well.

I am a fairly young person, but I've had a fair amount of field time, war zone time, longshoreman time, and office time. Guess which one I would choose?

Please let the next Redditor who has been an active duty service member, a longshoreman, a salary office worker, a committed husband, and under the age of 30 cast the next stone. Please Reddit, no more bitching about office work in this economy or tips.

[–]mrmaster2 12 points13 points ago

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I've worked as a cashier at a supermarket for 18 months.

It fucking sucked. My feet always hurt and there was no goofing off on a computer.

File the complaints about office jobs in r/firstworldproblems.

[–]MongoAbides 1 point2 points ago

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I drive a forklift every day, picking things up and sitting them down, outside, in the cold and the wet. I'm also aware of how hard a physical job can be, but I still think I'd rather do this than be in a cubical. There, however, a lot of other things I would prefer to do. Even doing my job full-time drove me insane. The 12-hours days were definitely bad, but even the 8 hour days just messed me up. Some people seem to do well with a job like that but "soul-crushing" probably is the best term for how it made me feel to have my time no longer be my own. To get nothing accomplished and maybe have a little time to dick around on the weekends. But only maybe, because it was a night job so no one was awake and no businesses were open until it was basically time for me to go to sleep again.

Anyway, I can't begrudge people for wanting more. We all do, and we all should. We can't always get it but if people want to groan about their current station I don't mind at all.

[–]bobafoote 1 point2 points ago

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Ageist!

[–]TheNickLovin 4 points5 points ago

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I've always understood it to be referring to a "trap" like one would see on 4chan, hence the computer. I thought this was extremely subtle and well-done, due to the lack not only of an obvious sign of a "trap", but also a lack of him showing any sign of disgust, implying that the trap has been laid, but not triggered, akin to the other traps shown throughout the comic.

[–]thomasmagnum 1 point2 points ago

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when i saw the flytrap i thought the man-trap was going to be a vagina

[–]Jushooter 20 points21 points ago

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Was it really hard to go on Buttersafe's website, click on "Archive", click on "Traps" and link from there instead of rehosting it on IMGUR? The "Traps" link isn't even below the fold...

http://buttersafe.com/2011/01/27/traps/

[–]clickstops 57 points58 points ago

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I've heard people do this because reddit can take down servers pretty quickly. Attribution is cool, but rehosting and then giving credit in a comment seems to be the way to go.

[–]gospelwut 10 points11 points ago

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Yes, it's not like they don't want the traffic or anything.

[–]Jushooter 41 points42 points ago

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Buttersafe has been posted and made highly popular on Reddit many, many times. It's one of Reddit's most popular webcomic after SMBC.

Just look at this for example: http://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/fa07n/traps/

[–]icedevil6 16 points17 points ago

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If it's that popular, then we don't need to worry about proper attribution going unnoticed.

If it's unpopular, then we need to worry about the servers of a potentially low traffic site.

Either way, I don't find it to be a particular issue if the submitter provides the creddit.

[–]jdk 14 points15 points ago*

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There will always be someone on reddit with a serious rash about whatever you do. Haters gonna hate, can't win them all.

EDIT: Use this as an example on how to tell if a domain could handle reddit:

http://www.reddit.com/domain/buttersafe.com/

[–]Talking_Head 2 points3 points ago

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Except there is far less traffic that is going to go through an attribution link in the comment section than an imgur link in the submission.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I was thinking the same thing!

I also saw a flash game posted on /r/gaming/ which was hosted on some random site with annoying banner ads and popups when they could have just linked to the much less obtrusive site of the original developer, bugged me quite a bit

[–]Talking_Head 2 points3 points ago

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No, the best way to do it if you are worried about taking down a server is to use the CoralCDN. It works seemlessly, it looks identical to the author's site, and it is rock solid. All it takes is to append .nyud.net to the web address.

http://buttersafe.com.nyud.net/2011/01/27/traps/

[–]schtum 4 points5 points ago

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But then he might have seen that it was a repost. It's all about plausible deniability.

[–]nimtar 1 point2 points ago

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Agreed, this strip was pretty profound.

[–]GrimmDeathberry 46 points47 points ago

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I was expecting a lady boy.

[–]xboxer102 29 points30 points ago

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too much 4chan

[–]Highfive_Machine 6 points7 points ago

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Too little.

[–]omnipotant 12 points13 points ago

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He's looking at traps in all four panels.

[–]GrimmDeathberry 2 points3 points ago

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I was expecting him to be naked in the fourth panel in front of the computer. But I think F7U12 has jaded me. sigh

[–]omnipotant 7 points8 points ago

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I considered shopping the last panel so it looked like he was masturbating, but then I started analyzing my life.

[–]GrimmDeathberry 2 points3 points ago

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But think of the karma.

[–]wafflesburger 2 points3 points ago

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Me too I was thinking: who masturbate with a tie on? besidesforauto-asphyxiationpurposes

[–]vjiglados 2 points3 points ago

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I was wondering where the NSFW tag was honestly.

[–]sirbruce 1 point2 points ago

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[–]timperry42 18 points19 points ago

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For everyone ITT confused. The cubicle is the trap, not the computer.

[–]Atario 11 points12 points ago

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I believe it is the job/lifestyle that is supposed to be the trap.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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For all the time I waste on the net, the computer explanation made perfect sense to me.

I'm going to go do something now...

[–]furiouslunchbox 25 points26 points ago

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This picture is lacking Admiral Ackbar

[–]darwin2500 7 points8 points ago

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Also, Bridget.

[–]SPkx1 5 points6 points ago

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This picture is lacking penises.

[–]RAG1NGLUNAT1C 2 points3 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]PurelySarcastic 17 points18 points ago

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I love not being trapped on Reddit, it's so productive.

[–]doug346578910 19 points20 points ago

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username check

Thank god, you scared me for a second there.

[–]isaidclickmenow 2 points3 points ago

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I think I'm just perverted, I thought the comic meant he was looking at traps on the computer screen. ಠ_ಠ

[–]doug346578910 45 points46 points ago

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This is really funny, very creative and well written.

However, I mean, the computer is fun and stimulating. A sharp, metal bear trap is nothing of the kind.

HUMANS STILL RULE!

[–]I_RACE_CATS 39 points40 points ago

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I believe he is working, not just playing around. I also must disagree with your take on bear traps.

[–]_BEAR_ 29 points30 points ago

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We've lost many a good bear that way... Remember Shifty? Yeah, he was my brother. Ha, I'll tell you, he was always the crazy one of the bunch. There was this one time we ambushed some picnickers and stole all their food. Shifty ate so much he went into hibernation early.

*Chuckles* Gazes off into distance with a deep look of reverence

Miss you bro

[–]omnipotant 3 points4 points ago

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I'm pretty sure he's looking at traps.

[–]gospelwut 1 point2 points ago

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I think you're perhaps praising a bit too much. It wasn't that creative. It was about as funny as a decent pun, which can warrant a smirk. I'm not saying it was BAD.

[–][deleted] 119 points120 points ago

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HEY, CAPTAIN! GREAT POST! THAT SAID, ONCE, I WATCHED A LOOP OF A PUPPY DOG SMELLING A FLOWER UNTIL IT SNEEZED SET TO YAKETY SAX FOR NIGH ON AN HOUR; I DO NOT CONSIDER IT TIME WASTED.

[–]ImNotJesus 86 points87 points ago

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One time, I spent an hour making comments on a website with the hopes of more people liking my comments than disliking them. Except it wasn't an hour it was every day of my life on reddit. Please love me

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points ago

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LOVE YOU? I THINK YOU'RE GREAT, IMNOTJESUS!

[–]ImNotJesus 17 points18 points ago

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Thank you kind sir, your affirmation is what I live for

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

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I'd like to fuck you.

[–]evildustmite 14 points15 points ago

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lol'd after reading username

[–]omnipotant 8 points9 points ago

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Aw it's alright man... do you want to make popular culture references for a little while...?

[–]joetromboni 19 points20 points ago

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[–]JonZ1618 4 points5 points ago

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Oh fuck all the downvoters - I don't see you taking the effort to try and find a video like that. 2/3 isn't bad.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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[–]forresja 1 point2 points ago

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What did I just watch?

[–]ProbablyMyLastLogin 4 points5 points ago

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According to this info packed image. They get trapped in those things to make money!

[–]DoesNotTalkMuch 6 points7 points ago

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Well, 1 out of 4 targets will survive long enough to make fun of the others on the internet.

[–]scullkid1 4 points5 points ago

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1158 upvotes for a repost?!??!?!??!?!?! BLASPHEMY

[–]l3lueCrayon 7 points8 points ago

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Has 4chan corrupted me? I clicked this link thinking something completely different was going to come up.......

[–]haltedconfusion 4 points5 points ago

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I'm really glad reddit didn't exist when i was in college. Of course the shrooms didn't really make me too productive either. At least not in the academic sense...

[–]bad_dub 1 point2 points ago

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I've never seen any bear traps stream porn before.

[–]seydar 1 point2 points ago

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Traps? /r/jailbait

[–]brazalien 1 point2 points ago

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The last one should have said "ohhh someone in europe wants to give me $50,000, all they're asking for is my bank account number!"

[–]Joe_12265 1 point2 points ago

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I used to go 5 days a week to an office, stare at a screen and click a little button for 8 hours, and then go home. I had no idea if that work was impacting anyone in any way.

In some ways it felt like a very long term experiment to see how long I'd sit and stare at a monitor if they kept paying me.

[–]xAnansix 1 point2 points ago

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Every tool is a trap

[–]Blacksheep01 1 point2 points ago

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When I was 16 or so, I swore I was going to avoid "life traps," things that lock you down into doing something you don't want to do or being somewhere you don't. I was leery of them all and spent hours trying to plan a career that would be liberating. I went to college, majored in history because I loved it, then got a job as a reporter thinking it would be the ultimate freedom, out traveling around, talking to people, experiencing cool things. While I did get to go out, I worked 60 hour weeks, did 4 jobs and got paid $10 an hour and ultimately lost my apartment, unable to afford it on that salary.

So then I took a better paying job, in an office, where I click a button and stare at a screen all day. As I sat there, two months into the job, bored out of my mind, losing my grip in the deafening silence of that dead, grey, soulless office, I realized life had trapped me despite my best attempt. I enrolled in grad school again recently, hoping it will be an escape plan, but who knows now, I just want out of this.......world.

tl:dr - I love this comic, it represents feelings I've had for a long time and now mimics my life.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Man, this post was touching. Just find something to live for outside of work. Pick up an instrument. And if you already play an instrument, take it more seriously. Music is the ultimate escape.

[–]Blacksheep01 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, thanks for the reply man, I do play guitar but I've never focused on it intently. Seems like I play for 6 months, then put it down for 6 months, having to re-learn everything again. Maybe I should make a goal of just playing at least once a week or taking a lesson now and then.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Go to a local Jazz show in your town and try to hear some bad ass players. Ask one of them for lessons. They'll give you the direction you need to actually get where you want to be on the instrument.

[–]Blacksheep01 1 point2 points ago

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Will do, in an interesting turn of events, an old jazz club that closed down in the 1980s (and had been open since the 30s) reopened near me last year and I just found out about it a few days ago. I thought it would be cool to go there and check it out, now I have more motivation to do so.

[–]mavriksfan11 1 point2 points ago

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BUTTERSAFE? OH MY GAWD!!!!!

[–]TypesHisTourettes 12 points13 points ago

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This is so FUCK SHIT true! Silly humans. ASS

[–]Ascythopicism 19 points20 points ago

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Some of these novelty accounts just seem so forced.

[–]MrLobel 9 points10 points ago

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bah, have an upvote

[–]TypesHisTourettes 5 points6 points ago

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& one for you as well :) FUCKTWAT

[–]sulimanthegreat 2 points3 points ago

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This gets funnier and funnier EVERY TIME IT'S REPOSTED.

[–]byte-smasher 2 points3 points ago

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Well the comment section seems to

[–]carbonyl 2 points3 points ago

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Welcome to our Brave New World

[–]mikkymikkymik 2 points3 points ago

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umm... i immediately thought about a vagina. just sayin

[–]epmca 1 point2 points ago

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After becoming ensnared for a year, I finally realized what was going on and quit my trap and now I'm going to go backpacking through Asia to celebrate my escape.

[–]mycroft2000 0 points1 point ago

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It all depends on what's on that screen.

[–]Gasonfires 0 points1 point ago

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Perfect! Perfect! Perfect!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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But a computer is neither sharp nor poisonous.

[–]would1 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of a Brave New World. Honestly though, they're quite different. 3 result in pain (2 in death) and the other results in pleasure.

[–]Krantastik 0 points1 point ago

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I bet he's on Reddit.

[–]afarzin 0 points1 point ago

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Damn.

[–]vwgeist 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks to places like 4chan I was skeptical of clicking on said title.

[–]solvivir 0 points1 point ago*

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Hey guys/girls, they're not traps, they are just an expression of the magnificent evolution of magnetism.

Now, please, don't ask me how magnets work. I don't know. You don't know. No one knows. Get over it. It's a lose lose. I'm pretty sure the only person who knows at this point died 2000 years ago - then was resurrected - then... flew away into the clouds or something. Probably with magnetism. It's bullshit. and when he comes back thats the first thing I'm going to ask him about, so I can end the eternal debate.

[–]TheMadMule 0 points1 point ago

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poor guy has such stubby arms he can't even reach the mouse.

[–]ejabno 0 points1 point ago

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.tsoper

[–]furmat60 0 points1 point ago

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SPOILER: He's on Reddit.

[–]EquinsuOcha 0 points1 point ago

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It needs another panel with Chris Hansen directing him to have a seat.

[–]theroc12 0 points1 point ago

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Usually I would go "saw this on reddit" but this is one of those rare posts that I saw BEFORE it was on reddit. I think I saw this picture about a month ago.

[–]hoobaga 0 points1 point ago

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Men trap = pussy

[–]VashTheSt4mp3de 0 points1 point ago

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ITS A TRAP!!!!....oh wait.

[–]musicfanatic2071 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jes1001 0 points1 point ago

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The joys of working from home. I don't miss my old cube at all. Although it was more fun to order stuff from ThinkGeek when it was cube toys and not just at home desk toys.

[–]NonAmerican 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing but hate of technology.

[–]Massgyo 0 points1 point ago

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Computers don't actively kill you though.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Chuckles.

Goes back to front page.

[–]DaveFishBulb 0 points1 point ago

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Why do we have to wear these ridiculous ties!?

[–]whatplanetisthis 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, was the trap wasting time on the internet or was the trap working at a job?

[–]iTumor 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks! I was just about to step away from working on my final portfolio for my graphic design class and this was the first post I jumped to. You are a gentleman/lady and a scholar.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I was hoping for something else...

[–]Kentenathien 0 points1 point ago

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He's looking at a waste-up picture of a beautiful "girl".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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well, heres the thing, computers dont really result in your untimely doom

[–]camcer 0 points1 point ago

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?repost

[–]counselortroi 0 points1 point ago

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I think the next panel should say: "Why don't you have a seat over there?"

[–]JauntyHat 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who assumed he was looking at traps on the internet?

[–]hoodatninja 0 points1 point ago

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Source...

[–]clairethetrap 0 points1 point ago

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Not all traps are bad!

[–]whatsonmymindgrapes 0 points1 point ago

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:(

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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cry

[–]Swoopz 0 points1 point ago

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Except being on the computer doesn't cost me my life.

[–]asneaxl 0 points1 point ago

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4chan ruined me. I thought this would be very different.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Skynet.

[–]finalaccountdown 0 points1 point ago

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Reposts.

[–]merv243 0 points1 point ago

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Not the same at all.

[–]parlezmoose 0 points1 point ago

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Actually working in an office is pretty cushy. It does not involve having my neck broken or my body enzymatically dissolved, and I get paid.

[–]trappedmouse 0 points1 point ago

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HEY. It easier to fall for than you think! D:

[–]inuyome1008 0 points1 point ago

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I just finished watching the Saw series and have been thinking about how the traps for the 7th film were awful. This is what the traps should have been like.

[–]Kawaii_Desu_Desu_Des 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like a vagina. Why would a penis ever land on something that looks like that?

[–]miguelon 0 points1 point ago

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more than 3000 people who still don't know they're trapped

[–]FaKeShAdOw 0 points1 point ago

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:(((

[–]cptn_Belfort29 0 points1 point ago

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So what exactly are you trying to imply here?

[–]Seeders 0 points1 point ago

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I happen to love my cubicle, thank you very much.

[–]redsnowtiger 0 points1 point ago

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That is some dark joke in there. Hits home. :(

[–]jonkrav 0 points1 point ago

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Deep :(

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]magister0 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny because he's on the internet, fapping to traps.

[–]drbr0wn 0 points1 point ago

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This isn't very funny.

[–]BoomerShooter 0 points1 point ago

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A laptop would have been awesome too, though cell phones are quite a bit more addictive!

[–]katzenbart 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, stupid bears!

[–]killglare 0 points1 point ago

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Anybody else notice that this link is black listed on facebook?

[–]sugarfacist 0 points1 point ago

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nah fuck it

[–]dillacom 0 points1 point ago

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Damn you 4chan for making me scared to open this post..

[–]nepidae 0 points1 point ago

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worth it

[–]QuickLouis 0 points1 point ago

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Repost of a repost

[–]obsleet 0 points1 point ago

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This made me get up from my computer immediately after I finished reading it.

[–]roxcursed 0 points1 point ago

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Sweet repost bro.

[–]EVILFISH 0 points1 point ago

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so it breaks your leg?

[–]speak27 0 points1 point ago

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That made me cry.

[–]vmos 0 points1 point ago

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IT'S.....................

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is the punch line that they're stuck at work?

[–]FeedMeEntheogens 0 points1 point ago

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at the moment i looked at this, it was at 1337 upvotes. I felt bad for hitting that little arrow.

[–]brothamo 0 points1 point ago

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and yet here we all are...

[–]TheKostiuk 0 points1 point ago

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Minecraft.

[–]Spirckle 0 points1 point ago

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How is the snap of sharp toothed steel trap anything like going to reddit.com?

How is being digested by plant enzymes comparable to spending a few hours on-line?

If I said I don't get it, I will be down-voted which we all agree is worse than all of the above.

So I will just say that there is nothing automatically true about a metaphor. Metaphors can be as obfuscating or enlightening as any other speech.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Reading this while starting the day in my cubicle.

[–]1358765435234 0 points1 point ago

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Why did you put this on imgur instead of linking to the original source, you shit piece of fuck?

[–]jay-cazam 0 points1 point ago

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Wait... Admiral Ackbar, how did you get in my computer?

[–]See_Em 0 points1 point ago

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This just made me shut my laptop

[–]Chaings 0 points1 point ago

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When i saw the last pane before even reading it I thought this was about tranny porn.

[–]Kracus 0 points1 point ago

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funny comic made me sad :(