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[–]ruallinse 3 points4 points ago

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Augustus Gloop, save some room for later!

[–]beatles910 17 points18 points ago

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That's just crude man.

[–]mtaylor2k3 7 points8 points ago

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He's having barrels of fun.

[–]huitre420 3 points4 points ago

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Slick picture dude.

[–]Ewber 1 point2 points ago

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He's spilling over with excitement!

[–]princetrunks 1 point2 points ago

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To him, it's a gas.

[–]haveaniceday42 0 points1 point ago

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I don't like his oily demeanour

[–]scottux 2 points3 points ago

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That shit was funny on day one. I think Jon Stewart once said something like "If we can't joke and laugh about things like this, the only other option is crying"

[–]BP_Public_Relations 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah it's fine.

[–]CornFedHonky 7 points8 points ago

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It's never ok to steal Conan's jokes. He posted this same pic to his twitter and said "I just turned on the news for the first time in a few days, what's with all the chocolate covered pelicans?"

Shame on you, sir.

[–]jesbus[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I don't pay any attention to conan, hence when I saw this on 4chan I had no idea it was his.

[–]flightjameson[!] 3 points4 points ago

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I think it raises awareness as well as having dark comedic value.

[–]drominius 2 points3 points ago

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Exactly, it is sad who people seem to have forgotten this already because some guy in the middle east died of lack of blood.

[–]flightjameson[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh they forgot well before whats-his-face died in...where again? sorry I wasn't really paying attention to what you said I was to busy watching a rerun of Judge Judy.

[–]nicktowers 3 points4 points ago

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Too soon.

[–]TooSoon_4Comedy 6 points7 points ago

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Its never too soon for comedy!!

[–]bhindblueyes430 0 points1 point ago

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nice try gilbert godfrey

[–]baconstructions 3 points4 points ago

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I could see how it's probably funny for somebody who doesn't live in LA, but as someone who does... Idk... Its just... That's our state bird and shit man. That whole situation was an infuriating tragedy.

[–]Joshua4000 8 points9 points ago

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Your state bird is a Pelly covered in oil? Whats the flower? I Imagine it being on fire.

[–]movzx 4 points5 points ago

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I'm from LA. I still find this funny.

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[–]baconstructions 0 points1 point ago

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...okay

[–]cronatoes 1 point2 points ago

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That's not chocolate ;)

[–]Prufrock451 1 point2 points ago

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That's monstrous! Everyone knows pelicans like dark chocolate, not milk chocolate!

[–]looeee 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know, seems pretty fucking dark to me.

[–]SpongeBobFancyPants 0 points1 point ago

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No.

[–]BigNoo 0 points1 point ago

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Seems like a lot longer ago than that, amazing how much has happened since then.

[–]Johnny90 0 points1 point ago

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you know what's funny? well, you probably don't care, but I've completely forgotten about this...how bad is that!

[–]IKnowBrianYancey 0 points1 point ago

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No man, you gotta wait 22.3 years before any tragedy becomes a comedy.

[–]karmas_a_bitch_010 1 point2 points ago

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Absolutely not. Talk about adding insult to injury.

[–]redshirt3 -3 points-2 points ago

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I pissed myself a little ha