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Holy Carp! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]slunktoday 133 points134 points ago

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The fuck was that? THE FUCK IS THIS?!!!

[–]Baron_Grims 10 points11 points ago

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Who dares downvote this man on his reddit birthday? Here, I got you something. Go ahead, open it.

[–]kitchenjanitor 1 point2 points ago

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do we get to look at it too? share with us?

[–]Baron_Grims 2 points3 points ago

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Well, ok, since you asked nicely.

[–]piratejake 3 points4 points ago

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You clearly didn't read the URL.

[–]Baron_Grims 1 point2 points ago

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I do what I want!

[–]itissaad 15 points16 points ago

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Magikarp scared the hell out of me when I was a kid.

[–]matsky 11 points12 points ago

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Our cat spies a Spanish mackerel being filleted.

After gorging himself stupid on the mountain of scraps.

[–]KaylaS 5 points6 points ago

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Your kitty looks just like my kitty!

Are you me?!

[–]matsky 2 points3 points ago

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Wait... do you use Reddit too? OMG! What am I thinking right now?

[–]KaylaS 5 points6 points ago

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You're thinking, "Awesome! An orangred!"

[–]matsky 1 point2 points ago

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So are you! Are we, like, best friends now?

[–]KaylaS 0 points1 point ago

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That's the only logical conclusion.

[–]princetrunks 9 points10 points ago

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holy repost!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago*

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"DUUDE don't come closer! I had some catnip from Fred and suddently there's a huge monsterfish right infront of me and he will eat you, EAT US ALL...! "

[–]straylight85 27 points28 points ago

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I've got a feline he won't be able to eat all that

[–]down_vote_magnet[S] 20 points21 points ago

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OK, did I just discover a major Reddit bug?

I posted a comment in reply to straylight85 (I was the 2nd comment on this post), and then when I came back to check, my comment has been replaced with the one by johntitor42 about some completely unrelated shit. It's like comment IDs have been mixed up somewhere in the database.

Somewhere, in another completely unrelated thread, is probably a comment from me involving a bad pun and a cat looking at a giant fish.

[–]neunen 25 points26 points ago

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now you're commenting, with portals!

[–]timdiggerm 8 points9 points ago

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Yeah, something weird is going on with comments. I got one in my inbox that was not directed at me.

[–]stufff 2 points3 points ago

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Me too. It was in the UK politics subreddit and someone was accusing me of being a Tory shill or something. Pretty random thing to read first thing.

[–]CressCrowbits 1 point2 points ago*

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Something very odd is going on. In the 'princess' thread currently on the front page, a comment from a thread about Fallout 3 has somehow appeared in the middle of it:

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/h5elx/my_5_year_old_daughter_at_her_first_princess/

If anyone's notice any more I've created a submission about the issue:

EDIT DISREGARD THAT I SUCK KARMA. Seems a million other people have already done the same.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Glitch in Matrix.

[–]monkorn 0 points1 point ago

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johntitor42

I've only done this once before, but I think I know how to solve this issue...

[–]timdiggerm 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, something weird is going on with comments. I got one in my inbox that was not directed at me.

[–]leonscape -1 points0 points ago

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What order are your comments sorted by?

That can make a big difference.

[–]Nuffi 2 points3 points ago

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Don't start a pun thread, that is just fishing for karma.

[–]ytterbium173 2 points3 points ago

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Is there shame in trying to net upvotes?

[–]bakerster 1 point2 points ago

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Not when you reel them in like this.

[–]madamimadamimadam -1 points0 points ago

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Are we really going to carp about this?

[–]walgman -3 points-2 points ago

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Your all twats.

[–]rhbast2 8 points9 points ago

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You're

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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puns are so 2010

[–]owner_of_the_store 2 points3 points ago

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there's something fishy about that cat.

[–]pwmg 1 point2 points ago

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It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

[–]M_Me_Meteo 1 point2 points ago

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That cat looks exactly like my cat.

Proof

[–]RiotGrrL319 1 point2 points ago

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Love the name! Long live Stanley!

[–]DePingus 1 point2 points ago

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The carp is a fairly common variety of large fish that is infamous among dwarves as being a vicious killer. However, they are not as dangerous now as the stories would lead you to believe. They are still capable of dragging dwarves into water1, which if there are no ramps to allow the unlucky dwarf to escape can result in them drowning. Groups of carp are considerably more dangerous, able to inflict enough wounds with their raspy sucker-mouths to cause a fully-clothed dwarf bleed out and turn the river a festive red color.

[–]redditive 1 point2 points ago

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relevant?

[–]brainfreeze91 1 point2 points ago

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The cat: CAN I EAT IT CAN I EAT IT CAN I EAT IT CAN I EAT IT CAN I EAT IT CAN I EAT IT CAN I EAT IT CAN I EAT IT CAN I EAT IT CAN I EAT IT CAN I EAT IT

[–]actuallytwollamas 8 points9 points ago

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There's something fishy going on here...

[–]romistrub 3 points4 points ago

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Nope.

[–]RaithMoracus 2 points3 points ago

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I click it every time. Even after I see your username. After being surprised with it so many times, I actually really like that picture.

[–]dick_long_wigwam 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE

[–]cuddlyogre 0 points1 point ago

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So, is this a new Rickroll type thing? It certainly has the same effect on my ego after clicking into it for the hundredth time.

[–]mindbleach 0 points1 point ago

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God dammit!

[–]alexoobers 0 points1 point ago

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Why you little...

[–]jambonilton 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of this.

[–]abandonnnship 1 point2 points ago

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Why did I watch all of that? Now I'm late for work...

Worth it.

[–]wozowski 0 points1 point ago

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The cat wants.

[–]shawric 0 points1 point ago

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The cat thinks it died and went to heaven.

[–]abw1987 0 points1 point ago

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I had a cat follow me for about two blocks last night, and the only explanation I can think of is that I had just come from a restaurant, and I had eaten fish tacos.

[–]Argit 0 points1 point ago

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That's a small cat.

[–]loveplumber 0 points1 point ago

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i'm pretty sure my cat would have no idea what to do with this unless it was freeze dried and in pieces in my hand

[–]Projekt_Mayhem 0 points1 point ago*

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Glad to see he's house-trained...

[–]Projekt_Mayhem 0 points1 point ago

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You have chosen your path wisely, Lemmiwinks... I am Catata fish.

[–]stufff 0 points1 point ago

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Whenever I see a picture of someone else's black cat I think it is mine. Not to be racist, but they do sort of all look the same.

[–]Jewbaka 0 points1 point ago

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My face was the same when my magicarp evolved. Try kicking it a few times

[–]nato0519 0 points1 point ago

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Carp-e-Diem - Sieze the Fish!!

[–]knellotron 0 points1 point ago

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More like Carpe carp, eh?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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More like "Great, I caught ANOTHER carp"

[–]greattimesallround 0 points1 point ago

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Is that fucking Business Cat?

[–]intensenerd 0 points1 point ago

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A fun way to catch carp: Stand in known carp waters about knee deep with a 2x4 about 3-4 ft long. If you stand still for a few minutes, the carp will slightly surface about 2 feet in front of you. Swing 2x4 with the power of Thor. Carp are stupid enough that even if you miss, they don't move, and you get a second or even third chance.

[–]dylanjohnthomas 0 points1 point ago

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Why take it out of the water, carp tastes awful?

[–]deroy 0 points1 point ago

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I know this is a repost, but it always makes me laugh.

[–]brett84c 0 points1 point ago

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How many times can a photo get reposted on Reddit and still give a decent amount of karma?

[–]akbc 0 points1 point ago

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your cat's drooling

[–]tarekd19 0 points1 point ago

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Seize the floor!

[–]Victory33 0 points1 point ago

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The cat's eyes are cracking me up. I don't think they can get any wider.

[–]AllCutUpOn 0 points1 point ago

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Just woke up. Clicking links on reddit in zombie mode. Click on this picture. Stare for about a minute. Realize what I'm looking at and start laughing uncontrollably.

[–]tomparker 0 points1 point ago

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1) Carp need deeper water than that.

2) While smart, they can't actually read.

[–]handygrl90 0 points1 point ago

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Your username makes sense because I've seen this on four other websites... months ago.

[–]NoSalt 0 points1 point ago

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That kitteh is showing great restraint. It must be part Jedi.

[–]ohbeegee 0 points1 point ago

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Or scared shitless.

[–]fuckyourusername 0 points1 point ago

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What's for dinner at the To family house tonight? Cat, or Fish?

[–]Aegean 0 points1 point ago

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Kitty is just biding his time; waiting for you to turn around.

[–]JazzlasterBoris 0 points1 point ago

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"Oh lawd! Is I in Heaven?"

[–]akfisherman 0 points1 point ago

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I hope you didnt eat that thing???

[–]ohbeegee 0 points1 point ago

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Pussycat and fish stench, I know there's a joke here...

[–]The_Fact_Sphere 0 points1 point ago

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Carp originated in Eurasia, where they were once bred as a food source.

This is unfortunate, as goldfish are not tasty.

[–]CaliLove310 0 points1 point ago

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Haha this is hilarious.

[–]NoFapMay 0 points1 point ago

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Is that...is that...for MEEEEEeeeeee!!!!???

[–]Chacalaka 0 points1 point ago

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Congrats, you got more upvotes than me

[–]c_megalodon 0 points1 point ago

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I once fed a pondful of koi fishes the size of this carp.

[–]btnheazy03 0 points1 point ago

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that's not a carp, that's a cat.

[–]Cross3 0 points1 point ago

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WOW... who installed your cable? Helen Keller?

[–]kyle90 0 points1 point ago

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Must have more fish!

[–]itsGucci_bro 0 points1 point ago

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http://i.imgur.com/rJgMn.jpg

[–]madamimadamimadam -3 points-2 points ago*

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'suspected militants' - FTFY

We will probably find out in a few days it was just kids gathering firewood. Also, please keep in mind the US gov uses the words militant and insurgent as scare words and you must be very careful to not judge a situation based on these words alone.

[–]elemayo 0 points1 point ago

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FiiIIiiIIissshh

[–]davey_darling 0 points1 point ago

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Is your basement finished? You might be able to run that cable wire through the basement and up through the floor. Would make for a much cleaner look.

[–]b4n4n4p4nc4k3s 0 points1 point ago

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"Breffast?"

[–]Snackadoodlepop 4 points5 points ago

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I just want to say to all of those who are here holding their ground in defense of 4chan, if it's that important to you to call us "Reddit fags" do it from 4chan, and not on reddit itself. Throwaway accounts are stupid, take up room and if 4chan is that much better than reddit, just go back to 4chan and stop arguing how you think it's better. This is a mini-war that keeps escalating and all you do is make the issues and differences between 4chan and reddit more apparent. Reddit is reddit, will always be reddit, and whatever we do you don't like you can post about on 4chan.

[–]M-V 0 points1 point ago

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The same for me, I have two comments from two differents users on two topics I didn't visit. The hell is wrong with reddit?

[–]leonscape 0 points1 point ago

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This happened to me I swapped from old, to hot on comment sorting and refreshed the page and it fixed it for me.

[–]huevas 0 points1 point ago

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It has nothing to do with sorting. He is saying this is happening under his profile area where he sees comments submitted by himself.

[–]spundnix32 -1 points0 points ago

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How many times will this image be reposted on reddit? With the same typical comments?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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You took a massive carp!

[–]coldshuts -2 points-1 points ago

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Me gusta!

[–]kaj519 -2 points-1 points ago

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whaaaAAAAT????

[–]Kurise -2 points-1 points ago

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"I can has fish burgers?"

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