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[–]Backupusername 20 points21 points ago

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[–]CeleryintheButt 5 points6 points ago

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The top view looks pretty hot.

[–]Aww_Shucks 1 point2 points ago

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I'm tempted to draw nipples on all my B's and b's now...

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[–]cobknob 2 points3 points ago

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[–]capal 1 point2 points ago

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If it is red then it is probably hot, blue means probably cold. How he read the temperature of the B with is his eyes is a mystery. I suspect inside information.

[–]LuLu_Wins 22 points23 points ago

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where is this from? i need more of this kind of genius in my life..

[–]SweetNeo85 7 points8 points ago

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Here. You'll like this...

[–]Cdf12345 0 points1 point ago

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[–]dexisajerk 15 points16 points ago

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Family Guy.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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[–]iBS_PartyDoc 14 points15 points ago

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The word bed also looks like a bed.

[–]WannabeAndroid 13 points14 points ago

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If we're gonna be accurate, it would be Boop. Get yer Boops out.

[–]interroboom 2 points3 points ago

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What are uncultured people called?

"That's a joke, they're called boors!"

Ooohh nooo, so sorry. They're called boops. The correct answer was boops.

[–]WillSisco 1 point2 points ago

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The card says boops.

FTFY

[–]rumpelstilt -2 points-1 points ago

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I thought it was moops.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Bettie Boop. Oh no...

[–]RaveDigger 4 points5 points ago

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B could also be the bottom view. Underboob FTW!

[–]spindrive 2 points3 points ago

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Too long have we been silenced by the sideboob supporters!

[–]Irrelevant-Fact 8 points9 points ago

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Male kangaroos are called bucks, boomers or jacks

[–]MCClapYoHandz 1 point2 points ago

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I was trying to picture kangaroos within those letters for a few seconds before I read your name.

[–]siredward85 1 point2 points ago

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more like plan view, elevation and section

[–]FunkFox 1 point2 points ago

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Side boob my favorite type of boob! You see top boob alot but when you see under boob or side boob usually it means something good !

[–]Devastating 1 point2 points ago

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peter griffin made a joke about those on twitter...

http://www.dailydawdle.com/2011/03/perfect-word-in-world-is-pic.html

[–]n1stunna 1 point2 points ago

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Don't Forget Boobs. The S is an artistic under over outline.

[–]WetxFlatulence 1 point2 points ago

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Or: How the word Boob was reposted several times this week.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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GENIUS !!

[–]TrickTrolld 2 points3 points ago

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Peter Griffin tweeted this.

[–]exemon 2 points3 points ago

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Ctrl+F "Find this hard to masturbate to"

[–]shoziku 1 point2 points ago

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"drawing in the sand" quality material. hard but not impossible.

[–]brosephjyant 0 points1 point ago

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My God. They've done it. They've actually done it.

[–]future86 1 point2 points ago

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fapped to this.

[–]Bruce718 1 point2 points ago

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Hahahahaha!!! A REPOST!!!! . . . seriously

[–]mercurygirl 1 point2 points ago

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............... and how I am left with no doubt that reddit has been taken over by male adolescents

[–]greenrushwars 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder what the total hours that redditor boys spend giggling at human body parts is..

[–]cero54 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my god science is happening! D:

[–]herrproctor 0 points1 point ago

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Not gonna scroll through to see if it's been said, but one main linguistic theory is that "boob" comes from "bubon," an inflammation of the lymph node beneath the armpit due to bubonic plague.

[–]1dayatatime 0 points1 point ago

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reddit, you are a genuis.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Incorrect. There needs to be a space in the Top View panel between the two boobs to match the Front View. FAIL.

[–]greenrushwars 0 points1 point ago

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Boob is shaped like a penis in that table.

[–]Dann01 0 points1 point ago

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it's secretly orthographic

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Same way the word bed was invented.

[–]AndTheDanSays 0 points1 point ago

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imagine if she was facing the other way? Boods.

[–]spuncraz 0 points1 point ago

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quite.

[–]kennego 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, looks like it comes from the Latin for "bullshit"

[–]Swtlilbabe 0 points1 point ago

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holy shit your right

[–]maci01 0 points1 point ago

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I'll believe it when I see it!

[–]pimptastic 0 points1 point ago

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i can't wait to see the permutations of this.

[–]itssheramie 0 points1 point ago

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Lets upvote this unoriginal crap!

[–]basey 0 points1 point ago

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I might fap to that, just so I could say I successfully did so to letters.

[–]shoziku 0 points1 point ago

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Have an upvote because it's true.

[–]BanksKnowsBest 0 points1 point ago

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While I Support Your Theory, Sir, Some Supporting Real Life Documentation Would Be Appreciated.

[–]VeryCold 2 points3 points ago

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You press the shift button at the beginning of every word?

[–]greenrushwars 0 points1 point ago

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No Banks just holds it (with caps lock on) after the start of every word.

[–]GuinansHat -1 points0 points ago

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Backronym.

[–]college_loser -1 points0 points ago

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bed

[–]cefriano -1 points0 points ago

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Does anyone else feel like if this were true, it should be "Boop"? "b" looks like someone with boobs standing on their head.

edit: Sorry, didn't see the other comment saying the exact same thing. Please ignore.

[–]boobgrab -1 points0 points ago

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This post is relevant to my interests.

[–]Rebarbative_Sycophan -1 points0 points ago

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Mind.... blown.

[–]runrich -1 points0 points ago

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someone needs to get this in real pictures..

[–]macababy -1 points0 points ago

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Cannot Unsee

[–]J0n22 -1 points0 points ago

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AH, i see what you did there

[–]Fri3dric3 -3 points-2 points ago

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Wise man once told me boobs are boobs for one reason.......to be.

[–]Richard_Jae 0 points1 point ago

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From an evolutionary standpoint it is theorised that a womans boobs developed after humans began to walk upright. This happened as the main focal point was no longer the ass. In other words boobs grew to imitate the ass.

[–]Ashmunch -1 points0 points ago

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Could have just as easily been "Bood" if the last girl was facing the other way?