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[–]Eustis 97 points98 points ago

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But really, how the fuck did they manage that one?

[–]iBS_PartyDoc 106 points107 points ago

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Just like GTA when you try to park to many cars in the garage. They start bouncing around and get fucked up.

[–]Xanthan81 28 points29 points ago

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So, it was the physics engine?

[–]monk_ey 4 points5 points ago

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Our physics engine was written by god himself, it doesn't have too many glitches.

[–]benjunmun 21 points22 points ago

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Well, there are, but we just labeled them 'Quantum Mechanics'. It's a feature.

[–]monk_ey 0 points1 point ago

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Nice :D

[–]bat-fink 14 points15 points ago

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Seriously, it's like people don't know anything about boosting cars and cramming them into a minuscule garage space.

[–]SubterraneanAlien 38 points39 points ago*

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This happened about 3 minutes from where I live. The idiot in the Dodge jumped a curb on Westmount rd. and then drove over the retaining wall and ended up somehow wedged in between the garage and the Jeep (which was parked there, minding its own fucking business).

Edit: I should probably also mention that the speed limit on this road is 50 km/h (30 MPH)

[–]Jeffzoom 21 points22 points ago

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Damage to Shittyshitty Dodge: Totaled.

Damage to Unkillable Wrangler: "My nose itches"

[–]Virtblue 0 points1 point ago

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Eh it looks like a TJ so it is probably totaled.

[–]bebeschtroumph 1 point2 points ago

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I still wanted a CJ instead of a YJ. And I miss my jeep...

[–]Ventajou 2 points3 points ago

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Would you drive it in your PJ? Sorry...

[–]ronintetsuro 0 points1 point ago

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While getting a BJ?

[–]Teton_POW 0 points1 point ago

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Garp gave that bitch what she deserved

[–]Jeffzoom 0 points1 point ago

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I learned to drive stick in my dad's TJ over a decade ago. It is in the exact shape today it was then. Even today when I drive it I still get the feeling that it'd take alot more than falling Dodge shitboxes to stop it.

[–]SubterraneanAlien 10 points11 points ago

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And then the owner of the Jeep was called and told "Your vehicle was involved in an accident".

[–]Sparling 6 points7 points ago

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After which the jeep owner's insurance will go up. Fuck insurance companies.

[–]Aww_Shucks 1 point2 points ago

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And then the owner of the Jeep said, "Accident? No such thing." and calmly drives his Jeep out of the driveway.

[–]pseudonym42 2 points3 points ago

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That happened to me in college at 5am. Not a fun call.

[–]SubterraneanAlien 1 point2 points ago

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Probably better than having your car be involved in an accident and not getting a call. Right?

Still sucks though. What happened?

[–]Snow88 5 points6 points ago

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It sucks worse to wake up handcuffed to a hospital bed and being told you were invloved in an accident.

[–]ThisAndBackToLurking 20 points21 points ago

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Sucks worse to wake up handcuffed to a motel bed and be told you were involved in a kidney transplant.

[–]EntropyMan 1 point2 points ago

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Sucks even worse to wake up handcuffed to a kidney and not told anything.

[–]yardglass 0 points1 point ago

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Are you kidding me? Free kidney!

[–]ih8karma -5 points-4 points ago

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It sucks worse to wake up in heaven and god saying you were in a accident.

[–]jmhoule 15 points16 points ago

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It sucks worse waking up in your bed and having your mom say you are an accident

[–]ThisAndBackToLurking 8 points9 points ago

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It sucks worse to wake up in bed with your mom saying, "Oops. Accident."

[–]yardglass 0 points1 point ago

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Yea, his mom isn't all that...

[–]pyrotechie83 1 point2 points ago

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Compared to where I'm probably going, that wouldn't be so bad.

[–]ThisOpenFist -1 points0 points ago

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It sucks worse to wake up with your parents sitting at the end of your bed telling you, "You were an accident."

[–]pseudonym42 1 point2 points ago

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About 3amish a pizza delivery guy left his car running outside a nearby dorm while he ran in real "quick." Along this dorm my car was parked for the night (weekend parking on campus). 3rd dude -- some drunk guy -- sees car running and thinks "HEY FREE CAR!" He gets about 15 feet or so and then ends up hitting my car. He jumps out and runs away -- though he gets caught later. It was all done and settled when I was called 2 hours later, as my vehicle "had been in an accident" while parked. I had to fill out some forms yadda yadda. Was just jarring to get a call from the po-po at 5am and hear the words "We're very sorry Mr. X, but your car...."

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Do a barrel roll!

[–]TheSaSQuatCh 2 points3 points ago

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Only in KW...

[–]ronintetsuro 0 points1 point ago

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TIL people actually buy shitty Dodge cars in localities that don't use MPH.

Whatever, don't look at me like that. I for one am fucking shocked.

[–]mnbayazit 0 points1 point ago

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Strathmore, AB?

[–]mdraper -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah I live just north of ottawa and westmount, saw this scene and couldn't believe my eyes. It was also pouring rain at the time and a giant lake appeared on the other side of the road. Going through it sprayed so much water visibility was 0.

[–]germanjimmy -1 points0 points ago

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I live on Avondale... small world.

[–]SubterraneanAlien 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm I live on Belmont...

[–]darkcard -1 points0 points ago

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What province was That ?

[–]zedlander 12 points13 points ago

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http://www.therecord.com/news/local/article/514803--van-mounts-curb-gets-wedged-between-parked-jeep-and-garage

[–]ducttape36 0 points1 point ago

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how long did they leave it like that? its raining in the article, but the picture here its dry...

[–]Ashex 0 points1 point ago

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It looks dry because it had just stopped raining. Look at the picture again and you'll see the ground is wet.

[–]TheCutestBeeb 2 points3 points ago

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They must have been using the wheelmate laptop steering wheel desk.

[–]VicePresidente 8 points9 points ago

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Portals

[–]bejayel 2 points3 points ago

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The owner of the jeep was at fault. He missed his mark while the van was flying through the air.

[–]so_this_is_my_name 1 point2 points ago

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Its a jeep thing, you wouldn't understand

[–]EatSleepJeep 0 points1 point ago

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I do.

[–]feureau 1 point2 points ago

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I guess the car fell off the window

[–]Ciasteczkowy 0 points1 point ago

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FTFY

But really, how the fuck did SHE manage that one?

[–]blankwall 1 point2 points ago

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Tornado?

[–]helloskitty 0 points1 point ago

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That guy's bumper sticker looks like an Australian flag.

[–]allADD 14 points15 points ago

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Oh, so he must've just been driving upside down then.

[–]tjpetro92 5 points6 points ago

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Oi tuggah! Lemme park my car roight 'ere!

[–]felpz123 0 points1 point ago

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so? only difference is tornadoes spin upside down there.

[–]alteredegos 0 points1 point ago

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Its the Provincial flag for Ontario, this happened in Waterloo on April 10th this year. Waterloo had a lot of rain fall, no tornado though; just someone who doesn't know how to drive when its wet.

[–]FuckThe 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck if I know.

[–]cp44 0 points1 point ago

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Canadians can do anything they put their mind to.

[–]Irongrip 0 points1 point ago

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Hurricane.

[–]Dann01 0 points1 point ago

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they had a race, first one home wins

[–]MastaBlastaa -1 points0 points ago

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women are just really bad drivers

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Tornado, not even once

[–]feelphree 15 points16 points ago

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The Jeep is camouflaged, something like this was bound to happen eventually.

[–]davismm85 45 points46 points ago

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Beep beep I'm a Jeep.

[–]belladonnadiorama 4 points5 points ago

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Vrooooooooooooom...

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[–]EatSleepJeep 1 point2 points ago

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I see an '03-'06 TJ Wrangler with Bushwhacker pocket flares, 2-3" of short arm suspension lift(no body lift), 32x11.5 Goodyear Wrangler MTR tires on Eagle Alloy wheels(plus fullsize spare), diamond plate crusher corners, tubular taillight guards, painted VentShades, a class IV hitch & receiver, a Wilson 4' CB antenna on a spring mount and a fair amount of mud residue.

This Jeep is for real. Looks to be a lightly modded for functionality without any non-compatible mods or poseur equipment. Also, the owner has deleted the plastic "milk jugs" on both front and rear bumper ends that rob approach and departure angles. Mallcrawlers leave those on.

[–]g8z05 1 point2 points ago

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Holy hell, there are other Jeepers on Reddit? wave

[–]bshacklett 2 points3 points ago

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I'd wager there are quite a few of us, actually. http://www.reddit.com/r/jeep wave

[–]g8z05 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, I've got alot of exploring to do on this site. Thanks.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Me too. Wave!

[–]inferno10 0 points1 point ago

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I imagined your comment being sung by Missy Elliot voice after reading the two previous comments.

I can't stand the rain (against my window)..

[–]cockerham 22 points23 points ago

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Ender's Driveway. The enemy's gate is down.

[–]fplywood 8 points9 points ago

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Car is going to get jumped in the shower later.

[–]Chairboy 2 points3 points ago

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Car can dream...

[–]MegaWolf 0 points1 point ago

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That teaches Bonzo for taking his spot. Up vote for Ender reference

[–]zedlander 9 points10 points ago

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Haha, I actually know the guy whose house that is. Here's the news article: http://www.therecord.com/news/local/article/514803--van-mounts-curb-gets-wedged-between-parked-jeep-and-garage

[–]Nauga 1 point2 points ago

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The picture made the rounds in KW pretty quickly... I got an email the same day with "that's J's house", and a common friend said he (the homeowner) was mad that when they towed the upside down vehicle away, they didn't clean up the mess.

[–]pocketboy 6 points7 points ago*

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Was this supposed to validate firsts for me? Because this is kinda awesome.

[–]UnawareItsaJoke 5 points6 points ago

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Cars cant talk, this is totally fake.

[–]anarchyrabbit 4 points5 points ago

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Oh, so this guy must've bailed?

[–]jesterkid01 3 points4 points ago

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Looks like the age old, classic argument

[–]Level_75_Zapdos 10 points11 points ago

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Relevant

[–]sanfranman 4 points5 points ago

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First .gif I closed out of boredom.

[–]Anindoorcat 1 point2 points ago

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not broadbandin' & double clutchin' like you should.

[–]medecau 0 points1 point ago

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saved by the gif scrubber

[–]JBB_Alien 4 points5 points ago

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HOW?!?!

[–]upinthecloudz 0 points1 point ago

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This streetview link from the article a few people posted helps make a little more sense of it. The second shot in the article also helps.

[–]johnq-pubic 2 points3 points ago

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Background

[–]MotherFuckingCupcake 11 points12 points ago

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Obviously a woman drove that.

Full disclosure: I am a woman. I can't drive.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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If it were wedged in there backwards I'd agree. Women are mostly dangerous while in reverse.

To do a barrel roll into someone's occupied garage, it takes a man.

[–]12characters 0 points1 point ago

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I have taught 1,000+ hours of in-car driving lessons. Women drive just fine.

[–]suchandsuch 0 points1 point ago

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I love saying your username outloud. Thank you for enriching my life a little.

[–]MotherFuckingCupcake 1 point2 points ago

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You're mother fucking welcome. :)

[–]bat-fink 1 point2 points ago

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I'm glad to have realized and witnessed the only good reason to own a Dodge Caliber.

[–]You_Cant_ExplainThat 1 point2 points ago

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He didn't park in the garage. You cant explain that!

[–]cockerham 1 point2 points ago

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I suspect that the Dodge Caliber rolled down the hill from the right side.

[–]DefaultPlayer 1 point2 points ago

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If you put a black outline on everything and stick a few people with jaundice in there, you have a intro to a Simpson's Treehouse of Horror.

[–]djpk19 1 point2 points ago

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Was she ok?

[–]ceralki11er 1 point2 points ago

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THAT POOR JEEP!!!!

[–]sys49152 1 point2 points ago

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If you park like this, fuck you!

[–]3d_artist_wannabe 1 point2 points ago

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Ok, I'm pretty sure this is some kind of metaphor to teh internetz...

[–]Dstanding 1 point2 points ago

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Hard to argue with parking of that caliber.

[–]nhuff90 0 points1 point ago

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Butter Dirty, Line Cutter

[–]FreeHat7 0 points1 point ago

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I lol'd

[–]Death_Cube_K 0 points1 point ago

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McGyver is gonna be so pissed someone fucked his jeep up.

[–]stupid_human 0 points1 point ago

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In the cars defense, It probably didn't even see the Jeep there.

[–]HotLunch 0 points1 point ago

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Had to log in to upboat this one

[–]blind_zombie 0 points1 point ago

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had to be ontario

[–]OriginalStomper 0 points1 point ago

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I think I knew that kid in elementary school.

[–]live_wire_ 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't been to this website in a long time.

[–]CheshireGrin 0 points1 point ago

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I think I'd rather be second in that scenario.

[–]xoites 0 points1 point ago

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How the hell did that happen?

[–]karr1213 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like the Jeep is a cannibal.

[–]KimJongIlSunglasses 0 points1 point ago

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If you can dodge a Dodge, you can dodge a ball.

[–]neildiamond12 0 points1 point ago

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If you park like this you're a jerk.

[–]devidual 0 points1 point ago

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"LIIIIIKKKE A GLOVE!!! EP EP EP Ep Ep Ep ep~"

[–]giacomobo 0 points1 point ago

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I like that house. Really. Those steps, the corner windows, the brick style, the deep soffits. It's nice.

[–]TheSaSQuatCh 0 points1 point ago

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Kitchener, Ontario.

[–]Garbolobster 0 points1 point ago

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Colorblind facebook stoplight lady was driving the dodge.

[–]geeca 0 points1 point ago

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PUNCHLINE IN TITLE PUNCHLINE IN TITLE PUNCHLINE IN TITLE PUNCHLINE IN TITLE PUNCHLINE IN TITLE PUNCHLINE IN TITLE PUNCHLINE IN TITLE PUNCHLINE IN TITLE PUNCHLINE IN TITLE PUNCHLINE IN TITLE PUNCHLINE IN TITLE

[–]sebnukem 0 points1 point ago

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frist spot.

[–]Shargrosso 0 points1 point ago

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This is what happens when you ignore Physics for too long.

[–]Svein711 0 points1 point ago

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This is so dumb...

[–]grammaticdrownedhog 0 points1 point ago

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IN B4 JEEP

[–]theangryoctopus 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a downvote on the left side of the bumper? http://i.imgur.com/GN9Kr.jpg

[–]SteveOccupations 0 points1 point ago

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Ok, this is gonna sound really weird but:

From the picture, I was like "Oh, wow, that looks like Canada." Sure enough, zoom-enhance the license plate and it's an Ontario plate! I'm not sure if it's the architectural design that hinted towards it being taken in Canada or what but that was strange...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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INB4

[–]p1nkfl0yd1an 0 points1 point ago

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INXS

[–]12characters 0 points1 point ago

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If you look closely at the top left portion of the pic, you will see the brick mortar is all fucked up. I wonder if that's old (from the house settling), or from the kaboom of the car landing there.

[–]znk 0 points1 point ago

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Perfect caption

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[deleted]

[–]Eustis 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, that's the lame garage. It doesn't count if you park there.

[–]messah 0 points1 point ago

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Shotgun!

[–]bronk1977 0 points1 point ago

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It's like me and my brother racing home to get to the only shitter in the house after riding our bikes to Taco Bell.

[–]zoo3891 1 point2 points ago

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You do understand there are restrooms in most Taco Bells, don't you?

[–]bronk1977 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, but halfway back home is when it usually hits you.

[–]zoo3891 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, sorry than.

[–]random_digital 0 points1 point ago

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Clearly the Jeep did not see him parked there. Happens to me all the time, always picking "smart" cars out of my tire treads.

[–]arslan70 -1 points0 points ago

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Bitch I am a jeep!

[–]leechsucka -1 points0 points ago

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fucking diggers.

[–]damendred -1 points0 points ago

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I'm gonna be that guy and say I think that they're dead.

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