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[–]AsskickMcGee 4 points5 points ago

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Is he a dude cat? Dude cats have cat balls.

[–]turtal46 0 points1 point ago

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What about dudette cats?

[–]AsskickMcGee 0 points1 point ago

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Girl cats don't got cat balls.

[–]turtal46 0 points1 point ago

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TIL

[–]oneleginthebucket 0 points1 point ago

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From what i can recall, the reason cats vomit on rugs is because they hold on to the floor with their claws while vomiting... :) No rug is safe!

[–]drivesleepless 0 points1 point ago

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Since your cat could have clawed, pissed, sprayed or shat on your rug you were lucky. Puke cleans up easy.

[–]Theprefs 0 points1 point ago

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IIRC, cats eat grass specifically to puke. someone correct me if im wrong

[–]Burlapin 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone know where to find that comic of that cat making cook noises before it barfs? It showed up a few days ago and now I can't find it... three panels, and it's pretty cute. Anyone?

[–]deadlywoodlouse 0 points1 point ago

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Sir (or ma'am), this was the first thing on reddit today to make me laugh properly out loud, and I have been on for hours. Thank you.

[–]triel187 0 points1 point ago

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*Excellent

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I always imagine a cat as half nauseous, any little thing can put them over the limit and cause a puke.