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[–]donquixote235 16 points17 points ago

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BROCK. FUCKING. SAMSON.

The most bad-ass motherfucker in all of cartoondom.

[–]smf29 5 points6 points ago

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Easily one of the best shows ever.

[–]nothing_too_fancy 5 points6 points ago

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"someone's in my car"

[–]PostModernity 1 point2 points ago

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"Ok, now that is a legit superpower!"

[–]nothing_too_fancy 1 point2 points ago

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he can do that from 10 states away!

[–]aqualung91 4 points5 points ago

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Brock Sampson. At last we meet...no my young padawan, this one is mine.

[–]vts14 2 points3 points ago

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Half Swedish, Quarter Polish, Quarter Winnebago.

[–]chevy0364 3 points4 points ago

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it hurts at first, but you build up a tolerance for it

(thats what she said?)

[–]Opposite_Post -2 points-1 points ago

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It hurts in the end, your tolerance gets worn down.

[–]Omnitographer 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]morgoth31 0 points1 point ago

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Trust fall.

[–]AshuraVonXacto 0 points1 point ago

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dibs on his cigarette butt

[–]BadWolf2386 0 points1 point ago

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Brock Sampson makes Chuck Norris look like a quivering vagina.

[–]bearosaurr 0 points1 point ago

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When I need to tell friends about the V Bros, I reenact this scene.

[–]sli 3 points4 points ago

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"Alright, now go to the end of the street and gun it toward me. Don't worry, I'll be alright."

[–]bearosaurr 1 point2 points ago

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120 lbs of pure muscle

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I can do that.

[–]scottter -3 points-2 points ago

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Cruella de ville?

[–]daluvmonkey -3 points-2 points ago

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awwww yeahh