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[–]Eustis 74 points75 points ago*

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Really? Couldn't have waited more than 45 minutes to repost this? :|

EDIT: OP is obviously mad. Gif links here.

[–]catnamedpuppy 6 points7 points ago

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also love how the top "dear chive" part has been shopped out

[–]Pravusmentis 0 points1 point ago

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mission accomplished

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 0 points1 point ago

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He just gamed a lot of people; look at the upvotes OP's submission is getting.

[–]jonnie5 2 points3 points ago

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That gif is too perfect. I can almost condone his actions.

[–]estburt 3 points4 points ago

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Probably went something like

Third party posts funny picture on Facebook

OP goes "SHIT YEA! Karma here I COME!"

"Our friend came over to baby sit last night"

Lamest of the lame.

[–]GrandMoffJed 0 points1 point ago

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Now I don't feel so bad about galling that vest gay. Also, that baby is way too young to be left with a babysitter

[–]Pravusmentis -2 points-1 points ago

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yeah but that was on /r/pics. maybe it didn't get enough love over there

[–]Eustis 1 point2 points ago

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It's getting more there than it is here.

[–]whoneedsmeme[S] -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 6 points7 points ago

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OP'S EXPERIMENT IS WORKING

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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He probably also saw it on tumblr and wanted to take credit for it

[–]Pravusmentis -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, whoneedsameme does.

[–]blueboybob 16 points17 points ago

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really? you know this person? this is your friend?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Yes, you obviously don't care, which is why you shopped out the "Dear Chive" and passed it off as your picture.

Have another downvote!

[–]Pravusmentis 2 points3 points ago

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Double front page time!

[–]Eustis 0 points1 point ago

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Thankfully averted.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Damn atheists

[–]Ozymandias12 1 point2 points ago

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I think Reddit should do this every time this guys posts from now on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcCO6E4NUs8

[–]gdfuego 1 point2 points ago

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Back in my day, we knew the difference between a background and screensaver.

[–]FlaFlaFooey 0 points1 point ago

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Its been wayyy too long since I've had a Slurpee.

[–]stupernan 0 points1 point ago

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he seems like a guy i could trust my kids with

[–]go_go_bannananas 0 points1 point ago

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If you wanted to set up a folding table and chairs for your barbecue guests, party planners say you'd need to allot 10 square feet per person to create enough access. Do that on the average deck or patio and your Fourth of July celebration will get so chaotic that it may end with the wrong kind of fireworks. A classic picnic table with attached benches is the perfect solution. This staple of backyards and parks—with its elbow-to-elbow dining and climb-over seating—works in all terrains, so you can move off the deck and onto the grass.

[–]AfterShock 0 points1 point ago

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"Whoa Big Gulps huh' alright..........well see you later."

[–]faceofuzz 0 points1 point ago

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I saw the funniest thing in a popular subreddit. I should post it to a different popular subreddit...

[–]Johngo 0 points1 point ago

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I have that exact same cooking dish, now I know what it's supposed to be used for!

[–]bradleymusic1 0 points1 point ago

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i laughed so hard when i saw this picture, i've never seen it before i wish it wasnt a repost still

[–]HeavyKuTt 0 points1 point ago

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Be careful you can over cook babies very easy!

[–]omgwtfbbq69 0 points1 point ago

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[–]HeadsOnSticks -1 points0 points ago

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The baby's face makes the picture.

[–]_flatline_ 2 points3 points ago

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Agreed.

But wait, who took the picture?

[–]MotorboatingSofaB -1 points0 points ago

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I dont see the big deal...he was trying to give the baby a nice base tan

[–]Pravusmentis -1 points0 points ago

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Yup, who gets the orange slurpee?

[–]googoomuck -4 points-3 points ago

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I hope they gave him a roasting for that picture!

[–]Unarmed_Mephisto -2 points-1 points ago

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There's no reason to get saucy with me!

[–]robmiller4 -2 points-1 points ago

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This makes my blood boil.

[–]googoomuck -3 points-2 points ago

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Now that is a cheesy remark

[–]Evildread -2 points-1 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ Words cannot describe the awesomeness of this picture..

[–]rocketsack -5 points-4 points ago

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Your friend is a genius.

[–]mmzznnxx -1 points0 points ago

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All re-post stuff aside, this is a great picture. Even greater if the story behind it is true.

[–]SexualHerAssment -3 points-2 points ago

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Damn athiests...

[–]Waterrat -4 points-3 points ago

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That pic is a keeper..When he's about 10,show it to your child.

[–]squarebiz -2 points-1 points ago*

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Apparently it's a repost but this shit made me laugh!!

[–]Pravusmentis -4 points-3 points ago

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Must be one of those baby eating conservatives