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Well, this ruined cupcakes for me. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]DreadPirateHenry 86 points87 points ago

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This ruined all other cupcakes for me.

[–]theeespacepope 6 points7 points ago

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Agreed, except 3rd row, fifth from the left which has a tampon string.

[–]housesnickleviper 4 points5 points ago

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me gusta

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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and here I thought it was splooge.

[–]DTown13 3 points4 points ago

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So that's the one that's bothering you? Not the two bloody ones in the upper left?

[–]theeespacepope 2 points3 points ago

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Oh dear lord you're right. Stick a tampon in them!

[–]chellygel 28 points29 points ago

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I love fucking cupcakes!!!

[–]Transceiver 7 points8 points ago

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Roommate walks in and sees a cupcake on chellygel's dick, frosting everywhere

[–]holohedron 0 points1 point ago

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It went okay?

[–]berthand 2 points3 points ago

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food porn?

[–]ragweed 2 points3 points ago

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Don't forget to lick the frosting first.

[–]HurricaneFloyd 0 points1 point ago

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Make sure they are properly cooled off first.

[–]Chestergoldrush 12 points13 points ago

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My mouth instantly salivated. Damn you Pavlov!

[–]Tarnis-Phoenix 11 points12 points ago

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I'd eat the shit out of those. Not gonna lie.

[–]actusual 27 points28 points ago

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Someone has been wiping the wrong way...

[–]drummrboy_2002 1 point2 points ago

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i see what you did there

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Two girls, one cup~cake??

[–]Ake2k 2 points3 points ago

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Well, this has renewed my faith in cupcakes.

[–]mexipimpin 1 point2 points ago

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This has renewed my faith in humanity, look at all the color variations!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Do some of these have herpes?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Herpes, no, a yeast infection? Maybe.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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And I'm sitting here thinking "God, please don't let anyone say something yeast infection related."

[–]abw 6 points7 points ago

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Sorry, only derpes.

[–]Ohoneo 0 points1 point ago

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The one in the second row third from the left looks like it has genital warts.

[–]CitizenPremier 5 points6 points ago

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A penis is a penis is a penis, yet each vagina seems to come from a different planet.

[–]Transceiver 10 points11 points ago

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I'm guessing you haven't seen many penises.

[–]CitizenPremier 2 points3 points ago

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Well there's been a penis in just about all the porn movies I've seen... but I'll grant balls come in different arrangements.

[–]Agile_Cyborg 0 points1 point ago

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I'm also guessing he hasn't seen many vaginas.

[–]pobody 16 points17 points ago

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NSFW

[–]DontForgetThis1 10 points11 points ago

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They're cupcakes, damn it.

[–]pobody 2 points3 points ago

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That matters to HR...why?

Tell ya what, you make a batch and take it to work. See how long your ass is employed.

[–]snowsun 11 points12 points ago*

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Seriously dude, either find a better job or stop browsing reddit at work.

[–]pvdp 3 points4 points ago

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Agreed. Cupcakes get you fired? Working in the wrong church.

[–]Thoraxe 9 points10 points ago

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I'm slightly confused by employees who are allowed to fuck off at work by browsing the internet but only if they promise not to view any genitalia based baked goods. I mean honestly...

[–]Lochmon 2 points3 points ago

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If questioned just say they're Georgia O'Keeffe cupcakes.

[–]down_vote_magnet 1 point2 points ago

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SMITH! WHY ARE THERE VAGINA-SHAPED CUPCAKES ON YOUR DESK?!"

I'm promoting you. Ooh.. a pink one.

[–]siskoraban 3 points4 points ago

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Heard it in Patrick Stewart's voice, as I can only pray you intended.

[–]wikifreaks 2 points3 points ago

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No NSFW? really? I just got some awkward looks from my co-workers

[–]klsi832 0 points1 point ago

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Well, they just got some awkward boners, so you're even.

[–]quitelikeme -2 points-1 points ago

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Pro tip: Work, you get money for it, moron.

[–]berthand 1 point2 points ago

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I could sure go for a cuppycake

[–]ShowMeUrrGenitals 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah I can see how those kind of cupcakes can ruin things, fondant really isn't very delicious.

[–]Thoraxe 1 point2 points ago

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Fondant is the drywall mud of baking.

[–]Sigafoos 0 points1 point ago

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Try having inlaws who insist on making all the cakes for things and covering them in 1/4" of fondant or more. Bleh.

[–]Thoraxe 2 points3 points ago

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I feel your pain. My in-laws are Cuban. Their cakes look amazing and taste like crap.

[–]growlzor 1 point2 points ago

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This didn't really bother me until I saw the first one on the second row. Is it bleeding?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Third row, fifth on the right has semen weeping out. Not gonna eat that one.

[–]Thoraxe 2 points3 points ago

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It's a creampie.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Hiooooooooo!

[–]growlzor 0 points1 point ago

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Oh God I didn't notice that. Yeah. That officially did it for me. I'm glad I got to experience cupcakes through innocent eyes. Never again.

[–]kore464 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder if any of those have a white, creamy filling?

[–]Zhyl 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god, one of them has jam [jelly] in it.

[–]buttplugpeddler 1 point2 points ago

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Flowers in spring, just as they are about to open are beautiful.

[–]ZoomaBaresAll 1 point2 points ago

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I love eating pussy. I love eating cupcakes. I see no problem here.

[–]cycophuk 1 point2 points ago

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2nd row, 3rd from the left. Are those dots supposed to be warts or herpes breakout?

[–]JimmyJamesincorp 1 point2 points ago

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Warts. Avoid it.

[–]inajeep 1 point2 points ago

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Creme filled I assume.

[–]tdunc86 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a 2:7 fan.

2:3 has the fungus, avoid.

[–]Celloreiter 1 point2 points ago

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I say it made cunnilingus that much sweeter...

[–]tom_mandory 1 point2 points ago

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u gay bro?

[–]Kaws 0 points1 point ago

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google knows you're gay

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]berthand 0 points1 point ago

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I finally understand what it means to have some cake and it too.

[–]Norther 0 points1 point ago

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I'd go down on her like a fat kid on a cupcake.. Oh Wait.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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See, I very rarely eat sweets, but goddamn if I don't want me some cupcakes right now.

[–]dilln 0 points1 point ago

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Don't eat the one with white icing on it.

[–]NeedPass 0 points1 point ago

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You pussy!

[–]IamSam12345 0 points1 point ago

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dear god, save me!!!

[–]downvoted_u_heres_Y 0 points1 point ago

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This ruined vaginas for me.

/not really.

[–]duhduhduhduhduh 0 points1 point ago

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heh. nice.

[–]Thoraxe 0 points1 point ago

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These cupcakes have micro-penis sized clits.

[–]movingtowardshealthy 0 points1 point ago

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Is that one coughing?

[–]VoodooIdol 0 points1 point ago

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DO WANT!

Nothing better than eating pussy. :)

[–]Caradrayan 0 points1 point ago

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Those look delicious!

[–]fletch44 0 points1 point ago

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How about putting images in the Pics subreddit where they belong.

[–]alcaholicost 0 points1 point ago

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I would like to know where to get or how to frost (not "frost") those cupcakes.

[–]Annodyne 0 points1 point ago

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But what's going on with the one...second row, third column.. with the polka dots around the hood.. ?

[–]AngryCanadian 0 points1 point ago

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That's a lotta mouths.

[–]isitlunchtimeyet 0 points1 point ago

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At least they didn't attempt a blue waffle.

[–]thebowski 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god why?!

[–]techsticle 1 point2 points ago

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Just obeying Rule 34 bro, Rule 34.

[–]PineapplePancakes 0 points1 point ago

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I know what I'm making for my birthday.

[–]slashgrin 2 points3 points ago

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Pineapple pancakes?

[–]PineapplePancakes 2 points3 points ago

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pineapples + pancakes = delicious

[–]Nomeru 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, I'd put those in my mouth.

[–]atm_snowball -1 points0 points ago

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I am to fuck and eat the cake cups!

[–]PrebirthHipster -1 points0 points ago*

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relevant

Even more relevant

[–]its_very_funny_imo -2 points-1 points ago*

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I will un-ruin them for you:

  1. Look at this pic [SFW].
  2. Eat those cupcakes happily.

[–]VoodooIdol 1 point2 points ago

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But... she looks like she's 12.

[–]darkrock -2 points-1 points ago*

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  1. Look at this pic [SFW].
  2. Eat those cupcakes happily.

edit: sorry, I posted the same pic. here, have a different one.

[–]VoodooIdol 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, sorry, pre-pubescent pussy is just not my cup of tea. She's 14 - that's younger than my daughter.

And really, why would anyone want to even fantasize about a 14 year old? That would be the worst sex ever. I prefer a woman who knows what she's doing, thanks.

[–]darkrock 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sorry, I posted the same dam pic. here. I've also corrected my earlier post.

  1. Look at this pic [SFW].
  2. Eat those cupcakes happily.

[–]inthrees -3 points-2 points ago

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www dot youtube dot com slash stewieSeesACupcakeFortheFirstTime.h264

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6nqMQyTSY8

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