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Best Toilet Paper Name in The World - Found in China (imgur.com)

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[–]Clashdo 204 points205 points ago

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I really doubt that it was found in China. All of the writing on it is in English and the website is shitbegone.com

[–]chrominium 54 points55 points ago

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Wait, isn't everything made from China?

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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some ceramics maybe

[–]setagaya 9 points10 points ago

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and a doll or two.

[–]Kamioni 21 points22 points ago

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and my axe.

[–]Thranduil 41 points42 points ago

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and my bow.

[–]Relevant_User_Name 7 points8 points ago

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Relevant LotR user name that most don't know. Have an Upboat.

[–]feureau 10 points11 points ago

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Relevant LotR user name that most don't know.

Didn't know they made those in China. huh.. TIL..

[–]Not_Meta_Enough 10 points11 points ago

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They made my user name in the fiery depths of Mordor.

[–]RaindropBebop 6 points7 points ago

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Which, coincidentally, lies under the Changbaishan mountain range in China.

[–]DeepCoffee 2 points3 points ago

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And a hearty "hello" from Mirkwood... : )

[–]TrahaldOfGladden 2 points3 points ago

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Only stupid fat hobbits need boatses!

[–]herroherro12 1 point2 points ago

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are you a LotR Hipster?

[–]Thranduil 0 points1 point ago

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I just enjoy reading a lot.

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    [–]jlks 2 points3 points ago

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    and my china.

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      [–]lotusonfire 0 points1 point ago

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      And everything else around you.

      [–]vesperae 0 points1 point ago

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      Thranduil was a much cooler king than stupid Celeborn.

      [–]TrahaldOfGladden 1 point2 points ago

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      Nasty elves, strangle them all!

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        [–]sbj3223 1 point2 points ago

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        Yea and we buy it all so that is why its in English

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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        Seems like there's still some clingers left

        [–]quotheraven 8 points9 points ago

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        yelp LA discussion the brand

        poopreport interview with the owner

        [–]casperodj[S] 51 points52 points ago

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        i reckon you're right. found it on chinglish website, but i doubt that '500 sheets' is somehow chinese for '500 shits'.

        [–]AllTattedUpJay 5 points6 points ago

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        chinglish

        Is that the language Chingy speaks?

        [–]mark445 8 points9 points ago

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        So, where do I find these clingish websites?

        [–]geekchic 46 points47 points ago

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        Chinoogle

        [–]setagaya 4 points5 points ago

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        It's spelled "Klingon"

        [–]felatedbirthday 2 points3 points ago

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        and, where do I find "spermbewiped"?

        [–]captainbastard 2 points3 points ago

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        On the same aisle as Faplotion.

        [–]casperodj[S] 5 points6 points ago

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        try http://www.engrish.com/

        [–]PfionaBW 1 point2 points ago

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        Engrish =/= Chingrish. Are you saying that you got this from the ENGRISH site? You suck at details, dude.

        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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        Yep. Engrish is Japanese English, whilst Chingrish is Chinese English. Similar, but different.

        [–]xyroclast 2 points3 points ago

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        Ah, but it gets more complex. Engrish.com deals in wacky language from a variety of countries, not exclusively Japan. I think the main distinction here is that Chinglish is a separate entity, its circle on the venn diagram touching the others less deeply than the rest.

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          [–]sharkopotamus 5 points6 points ago

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          Their images directory is browsable.

          NSFW: edited to add this gem NSFW!

          [–]Alkaline99 2 points3 points ago

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          Now that's a class society broad.

          [–]w3rty 1 point2 points ago

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          Keystone check. ZZ-top lurking in the background, check.

          [–]iNNeRKaoS 0 points1 point ago

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          I have no idea who Gordon Brimhall is... I don't know where I was going with that.

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            [–]ninjafartee 3 points4 points ago

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            I read about this paper years ago on Poop Report. /r/shittingadvice is great, but Poop Report is the shit.

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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            Dang, I discover fantastic new subreddits every day.

            [–]coerciblegerm 2 points3 points ago

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            It can be bought in Minnesota. Here's a local news report: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dlindaElcs

            [–]filmfiend999 2 points3 points ago

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            Wiping out the competition around the world.

            [–]steve_b 4 points5 points ago

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            This, on the other hand, seems to be a real product.

            [–]Maybewehitamoose 1 point2 points ago

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            Additionally, the website says you can contact "Jed" about the company. Jed is totally a Chinese name.

            [–]longbrass9lbd 1 point2 points ago

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            It's not from China.

            It was an art project and was originally warehoused in Williamsburg BK. I had several rolls of this back in 2000-2001. At the time you could buy it at local bodega's back when there were bodega's on Bedford Ave. It may have even appeared in an early issue of Vice magazine, once they moved from Canada.

            TLDR; It's Hipster Shit...be gone.

            [–]Compromised_Identity 2 points3 points ago

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            Yeah I don't see any Chinese on the sign above the toilet paper either. Also, a translation error wouldn't result in that name (although "shit" could be accidentally used).

            [–]swizzcheez 0 points1 point ago

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            If the name was intentional I would have thought it would have also said "500 shits" instead of "500 sheets".

            [–]feureau 0 points1 point ago

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            And it's for sale!

            [–]ramp_tram 0 points1 point ago

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            Name and logo available for licensing. Low royalties.

            This whole submission looks like a way for the guy to make some money..

            [–]knifebucket 0 points1 point ago

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            I would even go so far as to say this picture was taken at the little grocery store in Marfa, Texas. I am fairly sure of it.

            [–]weber82 0 points1 point ago

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            Gussy it up however you want. What matters is does it work? Will it really make my ShitBegone, man? Because I've ordered items like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if the ShitBegone works, I'll order a dozen. The Chinese are sitting on a gold mine!

            [–]iNNeRKaoS 0 points1 point ago

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            Maybe he meant "Chyna", the crappy knock off of China where gaping mistakes occur, such as English instead of Chinese.

            [–]citizenpep 45 points46 points ago

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            This toilet paper originally began as an art project. Here's an interview with the creator of ShitBegone.

            [–]sweetafton 21 points22 points ago

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            "poopreport.com"

            ಠ_ಠ

            [–]darkNiGHTS 41 points42 points ago

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            "Your #1 source for your #2 business" hahahaha

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              [–]masonlee 2 points3 points ago

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              I have an original, given to me by a friend of the artist:

              http://www.flickr.com/photos/masonlee/3655936758/in/photostream

              [–]icypinnacle 13 points14 points ago*

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              this is exactly what my shit has been scared of from ages. a verbally abusive toilet paper.

              [–]EntenEller 1 point2 points ago

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              You know, he grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint. And then he turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit-firestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I can unleash a shitnami tidal wave that'll engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit-flames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shit-waves.

              [–]CookiesUpInThisBitch 1 point2 points ago

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              Don't ever let it get on top of you. Since I conquered my fear of the shit farm that is my dirty bathroom, all I get now are one-wipers. It's like my ass hand-wrote (asses have hands right?) me a letter on toilet-paper saying "This one's on the house!"

              [–]owenstumor 47 points48 points ago

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              Does anybody else hate the toilet paper that's all quilted an' shit? That stuff rips up too easily and gets all balled up on your ass hairs, then you gotta pull those little balls off and it feels like you're ripping your ass hairs out. I like the stuff that's real thin and smooth. I also like those wet wipes. Try wiping your ass just with regular toilet paper till you think you're done and clean.... then wipe with a wet one. What you see will surprise you. There's always some residual poop there. Amazing. So yeah, shitbegone.. love it.

              [–]stunt_penguin 42 points43 points ago

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              http://www.reddit.com/r/shittingadvice/

              [–]Koreanized 40 points41 points ago

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              Not to be confused with r/shittyadvice. That could end badly.

              [–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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              And for the love of god, don't mix the two up with r/shittyshittingadvice. Yes, it exists.

              [–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 10 points11 points ago

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              57 readers

              Shit fetish is kind of rare over here.

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                [–]owenstumor 1 point2 points ago

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                Well.... this changes everything, doesn't it?

                [–]darkrock 0 points1 point ago

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                thank you. I have added a new subreddit to my list.

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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                Ass, meet paper. Paper, meet ass.

                Now, I know the two of you have a long and complicated relationship stretching through the decades. There's a multi-billion dollar industry built around you forchrissakes. But seriously, it's just paper. Paper for wiping your ass. It doesn't need to be particularly comfortable (you're not going to sit on it). It doesn't need to be particularly absorbent (I would hope you're not one for pissing liberally all over the bathroom floor and are in want of supreme piss-drying capabilities). No need for all that padding (we're not in the duvet business) And it doesn't, I repeat doesn't need to have pictures of fucking puppies on it

                I mean, what's with that shit? If I wanted to wipe my ass with a dog, I'd... well, I'd wipe my ass with a dog.

                [–]oinkyboinky 4 points5 points ago

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                I completely disagree with the 'doesn't need to be particularly comfortable' part. Wiping my ass with paper that still has wood chips in it makes me angry and literally chaps my ass.

                [–]biffnix 10 points11 points ago

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                My dad used to call that "John Wayne" toilet paper. It's rough. It's tough. And, it won't take shit from anybody...

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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                Well yes, but there's a limit to how comfortable it needs to be. It's not like you'll be sleeping on the stuff.

                [–]sandity 1 point2 points ago

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                Oh god yeah. I hate visiting my mom because the toilet paper she buys makes it feel like I'm wiping my ass with a fluffy towel. It just feels wrong.

                [–]Look_Sexual_Innuendo 4 points5 points ago

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                stuff

                easily

                up

                your ass

                then wipe with a wet one

                There's always some residual poop

                [–]p_U_c_K -1 points0 points ago

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                holy shit (pun not intended...) I've seen those cartoon bear toilet paper commercials and always wondered who they appealed to. I don't get pieces of toilet paper stuck to my ass, and I figured, since I'm a relatively hairy beast of a man that if I don't no one does. But I guess there are some sort of subhuman race with a problem I'm just now learning more about.

                Answer me honestly, if you have a GF. Do you have to shower before you get with her everytime? are you worried that you smell like poop? I mean lets say you shower the night before, and go to work on a hot day, and maybe work out a little, and your gf stops over for a quicky, are you afraid of the poop stench? Cause you should methinks.

                [–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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                I'd like, just once, for them to make a completely honest, completely open, completely bare-bones toilet paper commercial

                Meet John. He's taking a shit. Aren't you John? mmmmfng... yeah. John's worried that when he's done shitting, he's going to have limited shit wiping power available to him. Ain't that right, John? nnnngggh - plop - yeah, damn straight. Need that wipin' power, man. John's gonna be in for a pleasant suprise though. His wife's only gone and bought ShitBegone. What you think of that, John? Holy shit man, it's like I'm power washing my ass

                Yeah, that's right. ShitBegone. Wipe that filthy shit off your ass, dirty humanoid.

                I'd buy it

                [–]p_U_c_K 2 points3 points ago

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                wholehearted agreement. Why sugar coat the fact you're advertising a product that is balled up and rubbed on a butthole? I mean commercials about vagina stink are becoming more and mroe graphic (do your labia make onions cry?) so just join the party, this is 2011, we can handle (sh)it.

                [–]orange_jooze 0 points1 point ago

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                Is there a bestof for comments? Because this gem should not be lost.

                [–]Izzhov 0 points1 point ago

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                You're kind of a dick.

                [–]p_U_c_K 2 points3 points ago

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                Those are genuine questions. I gotsa know what I'm competing against in this dog eat dog world of dating. If half the dudes on the scene are walking around with balls of poop dangling 3 inches from their privates, then I feel better about keeping my shirt on during coitus. Ya dig?

                [–]ColdFusion87 0 points1 point ago

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                I don't like the way the quilted ones leave dust around. I'm happy with Lidl brand 50p for 4 rolls toilet paper!

                [–]myredditlogintoo 0 points1 point ago

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                http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-EB-800-Luxury-Electric/dp/B0031I5SUA/ref=sr_1_20?ie=UTF8&qid=1304431818&sr=8-20

                [–]Coriform 0 points1 point ago

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                What the fuck are you talking about.

                [–]owenstumor 2 points3 points ago

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                The impact of new social media and how it affects small businesses' media budgets.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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                disregard shitspreader, acquire bidet

                [–]david-me 0 points1 point ago

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                "I like the stuff that's real thin and smooth"

                I disagree, the thin and smooth paper makes me feel like I am just smearing the shit. I do prefer Charmin, but the "red" kind, not the "blue".

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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                I just use my tongue.

                [–]jkdeadite 9 points10 points ago

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                This is not Chinese. It's for sale by its owner, Jed: http://shitbegone.com/

                [–]greengoddess 8 points9 points ago

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                But first, shit begin.

                [–]aap998 0 points1 point ago

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                and then shit goes in.

                [–]autocorrector 3 points4 points ago

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                Never a miscommunication.

                [–]tokomini 1 point2 points ago

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                Can't explain that.

                [–]ThisIsYourPenis 0 points1 point ago

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                no unicorn here baby

                [–]FeverCure 0 points1 point ago

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                Appreciate!

                [–]orange_jooze 0 points1 point ago

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                And we get signal.

                [–]byrnezk 9 points10 points ago

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                This reminded me of a time when i visited some Mexican store in South Carolina. toilet paper

                [–]psulli 5 points6 points ago

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                Excuse me but to find out if toilet paper is "pillow-soft" wouldn't one have to wipe at least once with a pillow?

                I'm sorry I can't trust anyone who would wipe their backside bits with a pillow. That is inefficient and a waste of a good pillow.

                I mean ... have you ever tried to flush a pillow?

                [–]talontario 4 points5 points ago

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                not even for science?

                [–]psulli 0 points1 point ago

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                Not if I was on the IRB.

                [–]DrRobert 4 points5 points ago

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                Back when Bush won his first election I beleive this was the site that said they would not ship to any state that voted for him.

                [–]gentlemandinosaur 3 points4 points ago

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                OMG! GUIES!?! Look at what I found! Isn't it hilarious?!?

                http://ohinternet.com/Old_meme

                [–]sneezingrabbit 1 point2 points ago

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                I was looking through the comments for a glimmer of hope. It hurts to see this on the front page.

                [–]leHCD 2 points3 points ago*

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                If there are any toilet paper magnates on reddit, this is a business opportunity! The website is offering "Name and logo available for licensing. Low royalties.". The product also offers "Profitable product with solid growth and margins."

                Profitable product with solid growth and margins

                solid growth

                [–]peterfares 0 points1 point ago

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                and margins?

                [–]mylifeisanocean 2 points3 points ago

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                I recall in Germany I found toilet paper called "Happy Ending", it is sold in "Penny Market".

                [–]bigredcar 2 points3 points ago

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                These folks have been around for years. I bought some as a gag gift about three years ago. The site and brand are now for sale: http://shitbegone.com/

                [–]daner54 2 points3 points ago

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                That toilet paper used to be sold at the $.99 store in my neighborhood, in brooklyn. I told my last roommate to NEVER use it as my friend bought it for me as a joke. One day she used it, and from that day on there has been weirdness between us.

                [–]Goobyalus 2 points3 points ago

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                I'm actually doing a paper for school on poop and just read about this. It was created by Jed Ela as a form of modern art in 1999. "ShitBegone does not fully function as art until it's on a store shelf next to brands evoking teddy bears and fluffy clouds. In that context, ShitBegone highlights the inanity and irreverence of the other brands' marketing, and every other way corporate America avoids acknowledging poop." (From Poop Culture by Dave Praeger)

                [–]Kaluthir 2 points3 points ago

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                I used to have John Wayne TP, but it was rough, tough, and didn't take any of my crap.

                [–]itsianhawk 1 point2 points ago

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                Brilliant

                [–]stupidlyugly 1 point2 points ago

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                I need to take a picture of the tissue the kid brought home recently. The name isn't so much what got me, but the description. It says, "ultramorbid."

                [–]LeFrenchMan 1 point2 points ago

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                I now pronounce thee, gone!

                [–]TheTempo60 1 point2 points ago

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                It's good for 500 "sheets."

                [–]smortaz 1 point2 points ago

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                along the same lines (this one's real): http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/Barf_soap.jpg

                [–]alecjay4 1 point2 points ago*

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                PILLOW SOFT........ What the fuck! does that even mean in terms of wiping your ass? You know it's just the paperiest shit too..

                [–]EquinsuOcha 1 point2 points ago

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                It's like Something Awful just vomited up something from 2006!

                [–]3rdOctJaded 1 point2 points ago

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                Company C.E.O.: Hoo Flung Poo

                [–]fallafel910 1 point2 points ago

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                Dicktowel is also a nice toiletry to have on hand. Dicktowel.com

                [–]Nr_Of_TinEye_Hits 1 point2 points ago

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                39

                [–]nonvivant 1 point2 points ago

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                Hey check out this hilarious fake vomit I found! [gets a billion upboats]

                [–]gentlemandinosaur 0 points1 point ago

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                hahahah

                [–]anthonybsd 1 point2 points ago

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                Not from china, karma faker.

                [–]jimothy 1 point2 points ago

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                Recycled toilet paper. I think I'll pass.

                [–]oneraremini 1 point2 points ago

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                Apparently ShitBegone has been creating a "buzz" in the art world since at least 2002: http://www.poopreport.com/Intellectual/Content/Shitbegone/shitbegone.html

                Don't know where the art comes into it, but I do like the idea of wiping my ass with something you could put in a gallery.

                [–]immoralist 1 point2 points ago

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                Best toilet paper name in germany!

                [–]Scary_The_Clown 1 point2 points ago

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                Honesty in marketing is great.

                "Jaguar - for men who want hand jobs from women they barely know"

                [–]grumpypants_mcnallen 1 point2 points ago

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                Let me guess: It's sold in the city of Pho-Tou-Xiaoping ?

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                ShitBesmeared

                [–]borez 2 points3 points ago

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                It does exactly what it says on the packet.

                [–]ekiwaroke 1 point2 points ago

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                No false advertisement with this paper.

                [–]shayan2703[!] 1 point2 points ago

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                I would so buy that.

                [–]iliveinabucket 0 points1 point ago*

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                I just want to throw these at people.

                [–]El_Sloth 0 points1 point ago

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                But does it work as intended?

                [–]HyperLinx 0 points1 point ago

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                Does exactly what it says on the tin.

                [–]krugnasty 0 points1 point ago

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                It's probably pretty rough, when it hurts you know its working

                [–]ours 0 points1 point ago

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                Feel the burn!

                [–]regruntled 0 points1 point ago

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                Shit on, shit off

                [–]devilinpoop 0 points1 point ago

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                Is this made by the same people that made Chipotle away?

                [–]kneeofwisdom 0 points1 point ago

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                For irony, order the pu pu platter!

                [–]perfectsound 0 points1 point ago

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                I fucking called it. I thought... hmm probably shitbegone. And it was shitbegone.

                [–]ThisIsYourPenis 0 points1 point ago

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                when do i stop wiping?

                [–]Prufrock451 0 points1 point ago

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                Try reading this with "shit" instead of "care".

                [–]cheech_not_chong 0 points1 point ago

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                This reminds me of my youth, when my friends and I would call lotion Ash-begone.

                [–]FluffyPancake 0 points1 point ago

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                I'd buy a shit ton of that.

                [–]dontwanturvalidation 0 points1 point ago

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                Massive repost. Lame. I've seen this more than once in chain emails over the last month or so.

                [–]direct_imgur_links 0 points1 point ago

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                ಠ_ಠ

                [–]NeoTheta 0 points1 point ago

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                Wonder if it has some other uses...

                [–]queerbo 0 points1 point ago

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                totally guessed it. i feel bad ass.

                . . and now i feel really lame

                [–]gnarlin 0 points1 point ago

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                It has begun!

                [–]charmingwit 0 points1 point ago

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                people are not getting this. Its probably china because when they might have said shit began it would had sounded like shitbegone because of the chinese accent

                [–]supermari0 0 points1 point ago

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                a close second? http://i.imgur.com/T8Zhx.jpg

                [–]waddleschmuck 0 points1 point ago

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                I think I could really get "behind" this product!

                [–]mizake 0 points1 point ago

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                A friend of a friend produced these for a marketing class back in 2001 I believe.

                [–]jstoli4a 0 points1 point ago

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                it's a novelty item. softness is that of brown paper bag.

                [–]AquaTofana 0 points1 point ago

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                Where do I order this? :D

                [–]ouroborosity 0 points1 point ago

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                100% RECYCLED
                ShitBegone

                Uh, something isn't adding up here.

                [–]theflabbergast 0 points1 point ago

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                I see what they did there.

                [–]Creepwood 0 points1 point ago

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                Chinese people don't use toilet paper. Karl Pilkington taught me.

                [–]stickmanDave 0 points1 point ago

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                China, huh? I didn't even know you could make toilet paper out of lead and asbestos.

                [–]kartikjayaraman 0 points1 point ago

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                Now that's an apt name...wonder why the ones I am using are called Scott's

                [–]noddyxoi 0 points1 point ago

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                And before wiping in paper http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiitake :P

                [–]hyperkinetic 0 points1 point ago

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                I have a roll!

                [–]mlavaert 0 points1 point ago

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                Lol, the Chinese have toilet paper :P

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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                Brought to you by: Piss-Off!

                http://tails.co.nz/product-images/p/piss-off-odour-absorber-spray250ml.jpg

                [–]orangelinerider 0 points1 point ago

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                Even before I clicked on the link, I had ShitBeGone in my head.

                [–]neugier 0 points1 point ago

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                it comes with my favourite towel http://imgur.com/rFVPH

                [–]nvodka 0 points1 point ago

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                I used to have a roll of this actually. I stole it from this asshole I used to work with.

                [–]theinvisibleguy3 0 points1 point ago

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                Where do you keep the shit tickets in this dump?

                [–]brundlefly 0 points1 point ago

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                It can be found in the US as well. I found this in a B&B in Northern California.

                [–]frankster 0 points1 point ago

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                I would buy that

                [–]dressinbrass 0 points1 point ago

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                I submit to you: Jizzbon

                http://imgur.com/jIU6d

                [–]quantifiable 0 points1 point ago

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                In France in the 90's I saw toilet paper called "Slow". Always loved that.

                [–]jonx_rainer 0 points1 point ago

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                i saw an article on the guy that made them in Spin around 2001,2002. american guy.

                [–]llogiq 0 points1 point ago

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                Only in Germany do we have toilet paper Falles "Happy EndIng" (in English), "Ja" (meaning "Yes" in English) and "Danke" (meaning "Thanks").

                [–]cowhead 0 points1 point ago

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                Ooo, it's 'pillow soft'! Have you ever used a Chinese or Japanese pillow? They're filled with stones! (not really, it's actually rice husks, but it feels like stones, damnit!)

                [–]Balaburner 0 points1 point ago

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                Meh. Old news, has been for sale in Brooklyn for years.

                [–]george_lol 0 points1 point ago

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                and if you want a little more subtlety, you might want this brand: Good Morning Tissues

                [–]Br3nn4n 0 points1 point ago

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                Must. Practice. Poker. Face.

                [–]neatosquito 0 points1 point ago

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                Ha! Yes that is real. It was made for an art show in Brooklyn at the Good/Bad Art Collective. The group had a space in Williamsburg and one in Denton, TX. Jed (the guy who made the TP) sent some work to the Texas location and I helped him get it set up (the piece he sent was his "IronPhone" a cell phone inside an iron for clothes). Later Jed took the TP to bodegas in Brooklyn and made a few bucks. Absolutely made my day to see it pop up here!

                [–]be_more_canadian 0 points1 point ago

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                Canada is going to need this after giving 'The Harper Government' a majority... :(

                [–]Tanman366 0 points1 point ago

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                Fake. Obama would never use a wired controller.

                [–]awbss23 0 points1 point ago

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                Haha

                [–]xyroclast 0 points1 point ago

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                Downvoted because this isn't Chinese, and anyone can put anything on any product these days.

                [–]discord513 0 points1 point ago

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                How about Eat Shit toilet paper?

                [–]snapeD 0 points1 point ago

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                if only it was that easy

                [–]Zagrobelny 0 points1 point ago

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                DAE read the name of this product in a Scottish accent?

                [–]noseeme 0 points1 point ago

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                God dammit, I thought this was hilarious, so I upmodded. Then I saw that it was submitted to the reddit subreddit, so I had to reverse the upmod.

                [–]sbj3223 0 points1 point ago

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                Oh man. Leave it to the Chinese

                [–]dberis 0 points1 point ago

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                Shouldn't that read 500 shits?

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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                2 ply??? It's never gonna work!

                [–]werewolfbarmitzva 0 points1 point ago

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                Thats not real!

                [–]jomynow 0 points1 point ago

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                Viral Marketing? jed [at] shitbegone.com

                [–]ineedsomepants 0 points1 point ago

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                I remember reading an article about this guy in Spin Magazine literally 10 years ago.

                Here is the Google Books link to the article.

                [–]ComeInWeAreClosed 0 points1 point ago

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                While in Japan, i found Monster Hunter toilet paper which had "quest failed' written on the sheets

                [–]GatorJohnson 0 points1 point ago

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                I prefer shit ticket or mountain money.

                [–]Nautilis 0 points1 point ago

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                /r/foundinchina

                [–]s3rris 0 points1 point ago

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                Oh... i thought it was going to be called Human Rights...

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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                When you guys find one that says "BullshitBeGone" let me know. I need tons of it.

                [–]drummer_86 0 points1 point ago

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                Welcome to Costco. I love you.

                [–]GreenJacket 0 points1 point ago

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                我得去卫生间。

                [–]MastaRikta 0 points1 point ago

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                It's just some novelty toilet paper, guys. It's not like some non-English speaker from China designed the logo without understanding the indecency of the words. Now THAT would be hilarious. This, on the other hand, is just a stupid gag gift.

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