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[–]svengalus 131 points132 points ago

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Who else know guys who won't shut up about how much they don't give a fuck about sports?

[–]mynameisfrank 48 points49 points ago

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It always amazes me that these same people gush ad nauseum about how stupid sports are while seeing no irony in the fact that they spend the next hour extolling the virtues of some video game or band or television show (and there are several examples of each that I enjoy, FYI).

People who are oblivious to the subjective nature of their tastes are either stupid, assholes, or both.

[–]csh_blue_eyes -5 points-4 points ago

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This should be the top comment.

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[–]mynameisfrank 8 points9 points ago

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but sports has become more culturally significant to males than video games.

I want you to reread that and ask yourself which preceded which, then ask yourself if your statement still makes sense.

[–]mjtlag -1 points0 points ago

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I don't hear guys at work asking me how last night's gaming session went.

That's because you work with people who enjoy sports and not people who enjoy video games. Some people actually enjoy AND converse about BOTH subjects! Also, it doesn't make sense to say sports are now becoming more culturally significant than video games, when video games have only been around for ~30 years. When did video games ever become more significant than sports, anyway? I, for one, never saw a nationwide broadcast of a game of Call of Duty, much less multiple games every week across several channels.

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[–]mjtlag 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah.. that's what I said. Sports have always been bigger than video games, you made it seem like the opposite has been true for some time.

[–]CokeHeadRob 17 points18 points ago

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Yeah, got 50 mass texts about an anti-superbowl party. Sooo annoying.

[–]want_some_rye 13 points14 points ago

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"DAE Not give a shit about [current popular sports event]!?"

[–]pornwar2 0 points1 point ago

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I won't in a few years according to this graph

[–]filmaficionado 1 point2 points ago

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Who else knows guys who won't shut up about how much they love spots?

[–]venky91 4 points5 points ago

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^ I know this guy in real life. Dude is a major tool.

[–]avd007 -2 points-1 points ago

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yeah, those guys are a real problem since there are so many of them... oh wait... they barely even exist at all....

[–]svengalus 0 points1 point ago

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They don't exist because you don't know any? That's your reasoning?

[–]avd007 0 points1 point ago

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no, but for every ten sports fans, you have at least one dude who is sitting on the side picking his nose and wondering why the world cares about balls so much.

[–]wallychamp 0 points1 point ago

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I want to know where you live that the "cultured" group doesn't snidely condescend on all sports topics every chance they get.

[–]avd007 0 points1 point ago

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America?

[–]southpawswede 31 points32 points ago

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this same exact conversation can be done with music, video games, movies, books, politics, etc etc. i guess it really comes down to what people think about other people that are emotionally vested in something not understood by the original person. or as some people call it: hating

[–]GuruMeditation 4 points5 points ago

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I get the impression the backlash against sports in the US is more pronounced than in other countries, possibly because of the way sports gets so entwined with school. When I was in Europe I remember a few people who disliked how much coverage sports got in the news, or disliked how people got so emotionally involved with how the national team fared, but plain disliking sports and the culture of sport; nothing like over here.

[–]crackyJsquirrel 2 points3 points ago

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So while you were in Europe, did you happen to hear of a sport named "football" or as we Americans call it... Soccer?

Maybe this is an outside looking in scenario, but it seems pretty apparent that Europe is crazy over Soccer.

[–]GuruMeditation 1 point2 points ago

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Oh yes, we do love our footy. :) It's a common thing we can all bond over/argue over/have a drink over/play pick up games against one another, on both a national and a team level.

[–]Renmauzuo 1 point2 points ago

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possibly because of the way sports gets so entwined with school.

That is quite possible, but part of it might also be the fact that professional athletes make bucketloads more money than almost anyone else.

I think there's also a bit of backlash due to not-liking sports having been stigmatized (at least in some circles). I remember my high school classmates being shocked and appalled by the fact that I didn't watch the Superbowl, heh.

[–]GuruMeditation 0 points1 point ago

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Re: Money. Oh absolutely, and the backlash with regards to that is certainly mounting in Europe.

Superbowl is a weird thing. There are people who don't like sports but watch it for the adverts/party, and then there will be the people who enjoy sports but don't watch it because they have no affinity for the teams involved and because it's an excellent opportunity to do some shopping while everyone else is watching the Superbowl :)

[–]yourfriendlane 2 points3 points ago

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Except then it wouldn't be a ripoff of a Brian Regan bit.

[–]Roadscholar 0 points1 point ago

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what I thought of when I read this "GO MY FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM, GO!"

[–]Wraith12 -5 points-4 points ago

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People have a stake in politics and they have a direct involvement when playing video games. While I'm entertained by sports I can't stand fans always complaining about how certain teams and players suck even though they are much more physically capable than they are, and I also have a short attention span when it comes to every technical detail about players stats and stuff.

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[–]Wraith12 -5 points-4 points ago

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True, but when a team loses all the time, you know they suck before you watch them play. I kind of like to read reviews of movies to know which ones suck before I pay to watch them.

[–]LarrySDonald -1 points0 points ago

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The complete lack of interest in stats or the general state of the game they're watching confuses and annoys me a lot. Due to general social pressures, I decided to try to start caring. I places some small wagers, followed what was happening, generally tried to care about the team the majority of those around me did. And so, when the conversation time came.. I had the audacity to think they actually knew what their team was up to. Like "So, <Big Player X> seems to have slacked a little last three games, his stats were way bad. But then he did get knocked down pretty hard that one time, you think he's over this or what? - HELL YEAH GO PLAYER X!!! - So.. he's <fucked up X amount> last game do you think he'll <rock x, x+1 or x+2 amount> this game? - HELL what? I bet he could <do 100 things>?!? - I can't see >x+3 happening, what makes you think that - HELL YEAH GO PLAYER X - <sigh>". I get that they just enjoy yelling, but then don't lead me to believe they're interested in the game itself.

[–]ct216482 8 points9 points ago

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Funnier when Brian Regan did it

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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do good in the...skirmish. Score a goal unit.

[–]Alphen 2 points3 points ago

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Beat the opposing team soundly!

[–]katiefrazer92 34 points35 points ago

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I now pronouce this: RE-POST

[–]Dirty0ldMan 14 points15 points ago

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And the original material was from Brian Reagan anyway.

[–]sunshineCripples 3 points4 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Yep. In fact, I saw it ten years ago.

[–]swellsurfer 3 points4 points ago

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This is the fourth repost on the front page of funny I am disappoint

[–]McBurger 1 point2 points ago

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Which is an anagram for E-SPORT!

ninjaedit: I think SPORT-E actually sounds better.

[–]gospeedgo 0 points1 point ago

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Second

[–]HiPotInUse 6 points7 points ago

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Always being picked last really...la-- stings.

[–]czechreck 8 points9 points ago

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Reminds me of that old bash quote from the time people connected to the net on 14.4k modems.

[–]ts87654 6 points7 points ago

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[–]FapFlop 3 points4 points ago

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Came here to post this but now I'm leaving an insignificant reply about your comment that I was also thinking about when viewing this submission.

[–]Krustoff 1 point2 points ago

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Have an upvote for your troubles.

[–]verugan 1 point2 points ago

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pass me the rock

[–]dr_acula_md 1 point2 points ago

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I love Barry Bonds when he wins at that thing he does.

[–]Eminence120 10 points11 points ago

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How do you know if someone doesn't like sports. Don't worry they'll tell you...a lot.

[–]AustinMiniMan 3 points4 points ago

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I don't like sports.

[–]Mooseheaded 2 points3 points ago

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Ctrl+F "granfalloon"

Disappoint.

[–]plastedman420 6 points7 points ago

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THE BIG YELLLOW ONE IS THE SUN!!

[–]TheRussianFunk 5 points6 points ago

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Breakin some new ground there Copernicus

[–]Roadscholar 1 point2 points ago

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I before E...always

[–]zoq-fot-pik 1 point2 points ago

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Sportland Sports: Number One In Points!

[–]carpe228 7 points8 points ago

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Oh gay guys...

[–]frankyb89 -1 points0 points ago

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Gay guys love sports! Well, it depends on the sport really. Some are more exciting to watch than others.

[–]StealthP 1 point2 points ago

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The thing about your sports team is they always try to walk it in.

[–]theITguy 0 points1 point ago

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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

[–]kojac 1 point2 points ago

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Fing about Arsenal is, they always try an' walk it in.

[–]badassjackson 1 point2 points ago

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Score a goal unit...basket!

[–]mambypambyland 2 points3 points ago

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ANGRY REMARK BECAUSE I AM A FAN OF SPORTS

[–]TheGreyDuck -1 points0 points ago

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YEAH! SUPPORTING ARGUMENT DESIGNED TO MAKE THE OP'S LINE OF REASONING SEEM INVALID!

[–]DasCorCor 0 points1 point ago

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How lame. "Huuuurrrrrr, look at those losers, they actually LIKE something." "Yeah, how stupid are they?"

STFU and get a real job hipster bitches.

[–]frankyb89 1 point2 points ago

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Hipster?

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[–]jk_bot 2 points3 points ago

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Sense, this makes, none.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't know I was going to the museum today!

[–]tertiumdatur 0 points1 point ago

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Metafans

[–]flycrg 0 points1 point ago

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I disagree with your sporting team choice, but think you're a generally good person!

although it used to be much shorter, Fucking Yankees or Fucking Red Sox

[–]RightOnWhaleShark 0 points1 point ago

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Did you catch that ludicrous display last night?

[–]crooshjef 0 points1 point ago

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I hate when friends of mine have this air of superiority about a particular sport over another sport. Especially if it is some feigned interest in Australian Rugby over American football ("they don't wear helmets!, that's a real sport!"). You like what you like, and if you have to hate on someone else's fun, that's your problem.

[–]Doomrider 0 points1 point ago

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Isnt that like a Brian Regan stand up bit?

[–]OrangeAstronaut 0 points1 point ago

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replace SPORTS TEAM with NATION. This is how I feel about nationality 90% of the time.

[–]weenaak 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of the Canadian election campaign that just ended.

[–]hatremover 0 points1 point ago

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Brian Regen bit.

[–]monkeyarse 0 points1 point ago

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I like it when people take pictures of their own updates within seconds, just so they can RUSH to reveal to the world how FUCKING HILARIOUS they are. Doesn't smack of attention seeking in the slightest.

[–]japhyryder28 0 points1 point ago

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This is fake?>

[–]Aeroalcky 0 points1 point ago

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Nice try... Brian Regan..

[–]Aeroalcky 0 points1 point ago

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Nice try... Brian Regan..

[–]monkeymagnet 0 points1 point ago

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Ahh yes, intellectuals who don't like sports making sports fan dialog look like a bunch of apes making noise: the equivalent of jocks who don't "get" literature/culture/etc. calling someone an "art fag."

The difference? The prior gets a pass for some reason.

[–]Aamon 0 points1 point ago

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This is a repost of a repost of a respost of a repost... It gets annoying.

[–]PfionaBW 0 points1 point ago

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Here's what I don't get about professional sports: why should I care more about one person getting the ball across the line, into the bucket, into the cup, into the goal, more that the other person doing the same?

[–]AkirIkasu 0 points1 point ago

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I found the original on bash.org, their most popular quote:

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE

<Donut[AFK]> INSULT

<Eurakarte> RETORT

<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT

<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE

<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM

<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE

<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE

<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE

<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE

<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON

<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES

<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD

<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

[–]AkirIkasu 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ama_me 0 points1 point ago

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hehehe

[–]amoorefan2 0 points1 point ago

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Jose Canseco was my favorite baseball player as a kid. Nuff said.

[–]thenerdherd 0 points1 point ago

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I scored a goal unit in the basket!

[–]AssaultShaker 0 points1 point ago

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Just play fantasy sports: INTEREST ACQUIRED, and you will instantly become a stat maniac.

[–]Navae26 0 points1 point ago

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as a sports fan, I took this as offensive...then I lol'd because it's true.

[–]Quinly 0 points1 point ago

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Reeeepost... This was originally posted around this past super bowl

[–]phishyumphfreak 0 points1 point ago

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fucking hipsters

[–]conman10102 1 point2 points ago

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DOWWWNN VOOTTEEE for repost

[–]Gella321 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ialwaysleaveanote 0 points1 point ago

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Beat me to it.

[–]Qand5th -1 points0 points ago

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I love sports and I am totally guilty of having convos like this on facebook. Whatever.

[–]BenTG -1 points0 points ago

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People should argue about important things...like politics.

[–]ironcoffin -1 points0 points ago

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We all love sports... [Fixed] (no changes)

[–]pseudocide -1 points0 points ago

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If they're so good how come we beat them at football almost half the time?

[–]avd007 -1 points0 points ago

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as someone who doesn't give a rats ass about following TV sports, thank you, for letting the world know how they look when they are circle jerking about Labron or whoever the fuck is the sport-player-du-jour.

[–]tommytime69 -5 points-4 points ago

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Whoever wrote that knows how I feel about sports

[–]webmonk -5 points-4 points ago

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"I'M A DIE HARD SPECIFIC COLLEGE SPORTS TEAM FAN WHO NEVER ATTENDED A COLLEGE!"

[–]streetlite -2 points-1 points ago

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My favorite quote:

"I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense." - H. L. Mencken

[–]get_unoffended -3 points-2 points ago

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This is the greatest thing ever OP. Thank you.

[–]ukepriest -4 points-3 points ago*

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I always wish I had friends cool enough to do this on Facebook when I see one of these.

EDIT: The fuck?