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[–]cassandracounts 29 points30 points ago

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Turtley enough for my turtle club!

[–]thewormauger 4 points5 points ago

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Turtle! Turtle! Turtle!

[–]Freekling 2 points3 points ago

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I agree, that cat is definitely trying to work his way into turtle society.

[–]smdepot 0 points1 point ago

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It's the coolest turtle I've ever seen. Where's that redditor with random yet interesting turtle facts? He needs to get in here.

[–]elvishdemon_17 1 point2 points ago

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Now my next cat is going to be a turtle for Halloween. Just need a green hat.

[–]Pontefex 0 points1 point ago

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you took the words out of my mouth

[–]Richard_Jae 0 points1 point ago

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Cat get out of that hat. You are not a turtle. You don't even like water.

[–]greengoddess 142 points143 points ago

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Scumbag cat

[–]historymajorsucks 17 points18 points ago

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scratches on door, doesn't come in

cries for food, doesn't eat it

sleeps all day, plays all night

ignores bed you bought, sleeps in box instead

[–]gfixler 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MasCapital 0 points1 point ago

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Brings you a present, it's a dead bird.

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points ago

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Shits in box, makes you clean it up.

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 13 points14 points ago

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That's all cats.

[–]NotYourGuy 39 points40 points ago

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TIL all cats are scumbag cats.

[–]samsonthesaxman 1 point2 points ago

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My cat shits outside.

Then makes me clean it up :(

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–]zzxcvb 1 point2 points ago

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If it were a dog, it would eat it's own shit afterwards.

[–]Allisonaxe -1 points0 points ago

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my cat pisses on the floor.... :-( at least she's not peeing on my things anymore.

she has an inoperable tumor on her chest the size of her head (inoperable because it extends into her lung and she's really old) so I try to be forgiving. but the cleaning of urine still gets really old.

[–]blobkat 8 points9 points ago

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SAYS HE WANTS TO COME IN

NEVER COMES IN

[–]Judam 12 points13 points ago

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Asks to see your hat, wears around his neck.

[–]NintyFanBoy 2 points3 points ago

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Borrows your hat, then shits in it.

[–]Xanthan81 1 point2 points ago

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You beat me to it, but I was going to say, "Scumbag Kitty."

Upvote for you, now get out of my head!

[–]flylotus 1 point2 points ago

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you stole my line asshole!

[–]tylerc161 0 points1 point ago

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First thought I had as well

[–]benjgvps[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Chews power cables, purrs.

[–]lolbasket 0 points1 point ago

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Wears your hat, never gives it back.

[–]CriminalMacabre -2 points-1 points ago

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brocat

[–]USAmexicocity -3 points-2 points ago

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I logged on to say that.

[–]Hat_in_the_Cat 17 points18 points ago

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[–]StaticHorizon 10 points11 points ago

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Your day has come, Hat_in_the_Cat.

[–]Gamer99 0 points1 point ago

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Redditor for one year.

[–]Hat_in_the_Cat 3 points4 points ago

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yeah Hat_in_the_Cat is my default username for everything, steam, xfire, vent, reddit.

[–]The_Internet_Police 18 points19 points ago

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[–]hkli222 10 points11 points ago

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Turtle Cat!!

[–]sunshineCripples 7 points8 points ago

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Does whatever a turtle cat does!

[–]_karma_police 7 points8 points ago

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...and that was that"

-Busta Rhymes

[–]Libertarian-Centrist 1 point2 points ago

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-Abraham Lincoln

[–]SarahPalinisaMuslim 0 points1 point ago

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someone ALWAYS has already said whatever you have come to say. always.

[–]BreakingNoose 2 points3 points ago

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Son, what you've got there is a tortoiseshell cat.

[–]pianobadger 2 points3 points ago

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Turcatten

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Honestly I kept thinking turtle turtle turtle.

[–]suddenly_spiders[S] 2 points3 points ago

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turtles hunting disguise

[–]yParticle 2 points3 points ago

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I like cats.

[–]lowtone94 1 point2 points ago

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Around these parts we like to call 'em curtles

[–]Tackers369 1 point2 points ago

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I thought turtle-cat, then i thought why isn't that a Pokemon!

[–]Roneth 1 point2 points ago

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It should just say: Scumbag Cat:

In Hat.

[–]istilldrinkpbr 1 point2 points ago

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Am I not turtely enough for the turtle club?

[–]HerMajesty 1 point2 points ago

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Don't fuck with me, this is a turtle

[–]vainamo- 1 point2 points ago

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Gets you to buy cat litter...

Shits on the floor.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Would "cool hat, dawg" offend a cat?

[–]ckcornflake 1 point2 points ago

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"Excuse me, cat, do you mind telling me where you get the hats that are turned to the back like that?"

[–]Gluesuf 1 point2 points ago

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That's more like "Da cat in da hat."

[–]sloane729 1 point2 points ago

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cat is the hat

[–]Killhas 1 point2 points ago

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[–]aap998 0 points1 point ago

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hipster kitty doing it wrong

[–]CheshireGrin 0 points1 point ago

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The only way to make scumbag's hat look adorable.

[–]FrostMonstreme 0 points1 point ago

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Are you sure it's not a turtle in a shell?

[–]MrPlen 0 points1 point ago

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Cat... Turtle... Cattle? Oh wait.

[–]mbss 0 points1 point ago

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scumbag kitten

sneaks your hat out the house

[–]Ted_ex 0 points1 point ago

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Science needs to invent me a turtlecat.

[–]CrazyKitten 0 points1 point ago

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Turtle cat!!

[–]Irnmn 0 points1 point ago

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Gangster puss

[–]Zoccihedron 0 points1 point ago

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The economy forced him to downsize

[–]caboose65777 0 points1 point ago

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OMG it's a curtle. So rare these beast from America's past.

[–]Veritas7 0 points1 point ago

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Scumbag cat borrows hat, and never returns it.

[–]Veritas7 0 points1 point ago

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Scumbag cat borrows hat, and never returns it.

[–]ponchodeltoro 0 points1 point ago

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I think this is the first cat picture I've seen in a long time that made me LOL. Gold...

[–]sgnmac 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Tortoiseshell cat?

[–]thisislacey 0 points1 point ago

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NOT A CAT. a turtle.

[–]cookiebreath 0 points1 point ago

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I think you forgot to explain why he is a scumbag.

[–]andrewsmith1986 0 points1 point ago

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At least it is out of the bag.