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[–][deleted] 199 points200 points ago

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The line for autographs starts here.

[–]Johnny_Blaze 10 points11 points ago

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Do you know BarackBrobama? cause I currently find myself wanting one of these with him taking out Osama.

If you agree, please sign onto this petition

[–]solidwhetstone 11 points12 points ago

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beyond the grave brofist

[–]japhet 21 points22 points ago

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First thought: Why does Teddy have a radiation symbol for a belt buckle?

[–]Stoss55 13 points14 points ago

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it's Duke Nukem's belt buckle. because awesome, that's why.

[–]argv_minus_one 7 points8 points ago

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He killed Duke Nukem and took Duke's belt buckle as a trophy.

That's right, Teddy Roosevelt is so awesome he killed Duke Nukem and took his fucking belt buckle.

[–]impr0t 115 points116 points ago

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All he needs is a sit and spin.

[–]pryomancer 55 points56 points ago

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I get this reference, that makes me cool, right?

[–]triggerhoppe 12 points13 points ago

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But what if they were Roman bigfoots

edit: bigfeet?

[–]pryomancer 14 points15 points ago

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Bigfootopodes.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 2 points3 points ago

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"ProudFEET!"

[–]kodutta7 8 points9 points ago

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And 99 more bigfoots.

[–]thebendavis 2 points3 points ago

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I got 99 problems. And all of them are bigfoots.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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bigfeet

[–]makecowsnotwar 0 points1 point ago

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You know your a patriot when you take a flag over a sit and spin.

[–]Iamnotyourhero 64 points65 points ago

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This is cool, although historically inaccurate as Teddy Roosevelt was an environmentalist, so even if Bigfoot were confirmed to exist, I don't believe he would be in the middle of a forest fire gunning him down with an M60. Also, M60's were developed until long after he was president. Also, only you can prevent forest fires.

[–]ChrisAndersen 44 points45 points ago

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Roosevelt was an environmentalist(technically they were called conservationists back then) and a hunter.

[–]ibopm 2 points3 points ago

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He probably wouldn't have hunted bigfoot though. Since bigfoot is quite rare.

[–]bluewolf37 5 points6 points ago

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teddy was known to kill and stuff just about anything he saw I wouldnt put it past him

[–]sicnevol 2 points3 points ago

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and mount.

[–]munchybot 4 points5 points ago

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...whatever floats your boat.

[–]Ciserus 14 points15 points ago

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Many (most?) hunters are.

[–]DysonMachine 5 points6 points ago

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Coming from a rural, backwoods area, I will tell you that most hunters certainly ARE NOT. (environmentalists)

[–]DightCeaux 1 point2 points ago

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My high school Biology classroom has a wall-mounted plaque of a moose that Teddy Roosevelt shot.

[–]gregny2002 1 point2 points ago

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I think it would depend on how many big...feet? I guess? were confirmed to exist. He wouldnt want to hunt them into extinction and then not have any left to kill.

[–]DearBurt 9 points10 points ago

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The radioactive-warning-trefoil belt buckle threw me off.

[–]DarkBlueAnt 8 points9 points ago

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Yeah. Teddy would have had way more respect for such majestic creatures!

[–]DiputsMonro 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Defiler425 5 points6 points ago

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This is cool, although historically inaccurate as Teddy Roosevelt was an environmentalist.

and here I was hoping this was an accurate painting of Teddy's time spent in Yosemite with a time machine, M-60, and big foot.

[–]snoogansomg 3 points4 points ago

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He was an environmentalist, yes. But the motivation behind that was that he wanted to preserve nature so he could hunt animals. He wasn't preserving it for its intrinsic value, he was preserving it so he (and others) could have fun in it.

[–]gburnaman 2 points3 points ago

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[–]slappywag 2 points3 points ago

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Well if that's the case, how do you explain the OP's photo?

[–]feyn2000 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, I also like it, but the atomic is too much as well.

[–]Stonalogues 15 points16 points ago

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"Bully!"

[–]bitingmyownteeth 1 point2 points ago

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Pulpit!

[–]farceur318 38 points39 points ago

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Misleading title. That's clearly Sasquatch, not Bigfoot. You can tell by the subtle clenching of the buttocks (Bigfoot lets it hang loose), the shaggyiness of the calf-hair (Bigfoot keeps it trimmed to aovid gtting snagged on branches) and the way he is leaning into the spray of the bullets (Bigfoot is a pussy).

[–]Lust4Me 7 points8 points ago

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...and you can see the silhouette of Bigfoot in the background beyond the tree.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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No that's a "wacky inflatable arm-flailing tube-man"

[–]Driyen 1 point2 points ago

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You can really learn some good moves from that guy

[–]kodutta7 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit you're right! Also, I lol'd at "Bigfoot is a pussy."

[–]habitualLineStepper 2 points3 points ago

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Couldn't be bigfoot, we already agreed that bigfoot is blurry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMm1YTd8lHM

[–]PsyanideInk 0 points1 point ago

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But Ke$ha never ran across Teddy Roosevelt...

[–]trs21219 49 points50 points ago

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Uh why is this in WTF? This should be in /r/totally_awesome_shit_that_teddy_roosevelt_does_daily

[–]crackshot91 1 point2 points ago

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"That name isn't going to work." :(

[–]Eustis 26 points27 points ago

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What they didn't tell you is that Bigfoot is actually Elvis.

"..."

What's that you say? Time continuity?? Fuck time continuity.

[–]xerexerex 6 points7 points ago

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My first thought was Teddy fighting a Wookiee, that's what happens when you open a bunch of tabs and forget why.

[–]habitualLineStepper 5 points6 points ago

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You were not mistaken. That's Chewbacca alright ...

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[–]Bravo07 2 points3 points ago

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I was just going to say ITS CHEWBACCA!!!!

[–]AuntieSocial 0 points1 point ago

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CHEWIE!!!

[–]jpdoctor 10 points11 points ago

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That's not Bigfoot. That's Chewbacca.

[–]TimMitchell 19 points20 points ago

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My new wallpaper

[–]staircase 5 points6 points ago

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Nice try, that's obviously not a Bigfoot, but an alien in disguise. If you'll examine the image, you'll notice the nuke symbol on Teddys bucklebelt indicating that he's actually Duke Nukem in disguise :D

[–]trollfessor 10 points11 points ago

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Too many stars on the flag.

[–]Sharpwriter 3 points4 points ago

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its the 46 star flag, I promise. I made sure of it.

[–]HopeGrenade 2 points3 points ago

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The nuclear fallout belt buckle is a nice touch.

[–]alchemist23 4 points5 points ago

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... with a Duke Nukem buckle!

[–]dunker 4 points5 points ago

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Radioactive warning on his belt - this guy was ahead of his time!

[–]diablolico 2 points3 points ago

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Nooooo, Chewbaccaaaa!

[–]Lawyered 65 points66 points ago*

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Good job linking to the original, asshole.

http://sharpwriter.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d3a72w4

[–]newbstorm 4 points5 points ago

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Imgur was developed by a Redditor because we tend to have a flash mob affect on smaller websites. Thousands of sudden traffic over the span of a few hours causes bandwidth to be used up drastically and in many cases websites go down or providers stop hosting a specific image. Deviantart might not have that problem, but many websites do so we link to imgur. It's ethical if the watermark is still there.

[–]catfightonahotdog 61 points62 points ago

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Good job reading the watermark on the image, asshole.

[–]sje46 49 points50 points ago

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Doesn't matter...you should still link to the original, so they can get ad impressions or whatever.

[–]Tuna365 54 points55 points ago

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Doesn't matter...you should still link to the original, so they can get ad impressions or whatever, asshole.

FTFY.

[–]C0NFUS4TR0N 22 points23 points ago

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FTFY, asshole

Keep firing, assholes!

[–]vincoug 13 points14 points ago

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How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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YO!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I'm surrounded by assholes!

[–]EvilHom3r 1 point2 points ago

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Doesn't matter...you should still link to the original, so people who want a high-res version can easily get it

FTFY

[–]Sharpwriter 1 point2 points ago

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No worries, DA doesnt pay me for ad impressions er anything I make money from selling these as prints.

[–]Lawyered 11 points12 points ago*

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Then obviously there's no excuse to not link the original, dumbass.

Because I'm sure the artist feels good not knowing that somewhere on some other site, his work is getting recognition.

[–]Sharpwriter 1 point2 points ago

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yeah TBH I dont care about pageviews, just people seein' my art enjoying it and getting a laugh. People buying prints is nice but again I'm just in it for the chuckles.

[–]powarblasta5000 7 points8 points ago

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Deviant artists love their page views, dood. Why not original link, asshole?

[–]workroom 2 points3 points ago

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Why is everyone calling everyone an asshole?

You can make a point without having to be mean about it, shitbag.

[–]TheIcelander 4 points5 points ago

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Please. TR would wrestle Bigfoot to the ground, then invite him over for a beer and skinny dipping in the Potomac.

[–]xaxers 1 point2 points ago

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I've had this as my wallpaper for 10-12 days now. Man, I could be reaping the karma whirlwind...

[–]Farmerj0hn 1 point2 points ago

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I would play the shit out of this game.

[–]thewetcoast 1 point2 points ago

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Clearly photoshopped. Teddy Roosevelt is a gentleman and would never resort to dirty tactics. Teddy Roosevelt would box him like a true gentleman.

[–]Lucas_Steinwalker 1 point2 points ago

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IT'S A SAMSQUATCH! LOOK OUT RICKY!

[–]porkchop_d_clown 1 point2 points ago

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I like the belt buckle.

[–]metapop 1 point2 points ago

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I heard he buried Bigfoot at sea to give him a proper Wookie burial.

[–]ImNakedHowBoutYou[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Why does Teddy have a Duke Nukem nuclear reactor belt buckle?

[–]poop_friction 1 point2 points ago

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I have started hating these "something normally subdued interacting in some way with something extreme and cool. Now it's super manly and unexpected" pictures.

[–]philwelch 1 point2 points ago

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Bigfoot, Teddy Roosevelt, a raging forest fire, and a machine gun. Not sure what in this picture is supposed to be "normally subdued".

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Guess Teddy beat up Duke and took his belt.

[–]TitanX7 1 point2 points ago

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Can we all take a minute or two to recognize that Teddy Roosevelt was one of our first environmentalists and took huge steps to assure that we have National Forests.

Alright, now back to shooting bigfoot.

[–]Tearnov 1 point2 points ago

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I wish for an enhanced version!

[–]shoziku 1 point2 points ago

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trying in vain to thwart the Chewbacca Defense.

[–]SandwichBXLIII 1 point2 points ago

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The badassness is beyond comprehension.

[–]TheWalkenDude 1 point2 points ago

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Been my desktop for months, best piece of art ever.

[–]MrXlVii 2 points3 points ago

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same, who would have thought it would get 1000+ karma if I uploaded it

[–]vivvav 1 point2 points ago

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Helloooooooo new desktop.

[–]Pseudonyms 1 point2 points ago

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In other news: I wear this shirt on a regular basis: http://www.glarkware.com/adult/bigfoot-vs-abe-lincoln

[–]retsukoi 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, Roosevelt is shooting past bigfoot, who is retreating while being shot in the back. Roosevelt and bigfoot were best buddies.

[–]Hellrazor236 1 point2 points ago

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I like the belt buckle.

[–]aLegendTurnsTwenty 6 points7 points ago

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[–]ZeekySantos 3 points4 points ago

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I for one thank you for this service.

[–]wolfbaden6 4 points5 points ago

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I'd imagine this is what the Osama shootout looked like.

[–]Clock_Work 3 points4 points ago*

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I would like to request a picture of the same style as the Teddy picture, but with Obama fully dressed in military clothes and face paint, screaming, while holding Osama's head.

Edit: Or if someone has an account of deviantart and would like to repost this (i've spent enough time away from studying)

[–]liair2 2 points3 points ago

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How about the original link http://sharpwriter.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d3a72w4

And if you need a print try and buy it from the actual artist here http://www.etsy.com/shop/sharpwriter

[–]TossedRightOut 2 points3 points ago

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This guy has awesome work...I'm not sure which I like more, the Teddy one, or "George Washington Zombie Hunter"

http://sharpwriter.deviantart.com/art/George-Washington-ZombieHunter-200895876

[–]molrobocop 1 point2 points ago

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http://sharpwriter.deviantart.com/ - Ohhh he has a kitty!!!!11!

[–]Sharpwriter 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for holding the fort down for me and posting this, I appreciate it. :)

[–]NameCensored 1 point2 points ago

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This has been my desktop background for months. Great pic.

[–]zaxerone 1 point2 points ago

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I'm still waiting for an Obama themed one.

[–]EarthRester 2 points3 points ago

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[–]zaxerone 5 points6 points ago

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no, not quite.

[–]DailyAnarchy 3 points4 points ago

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I love this even more simply because its the only thing on front page that doesn't have anything to do with osama and the bullshit wars

[–]TheZippler 2 points3 points ago

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Actually, I think it got to the front page because of the symbolism regarding osama and the wars

[–]mrwig 1 point2 points ago

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Teddy wouldn't need a gun, he has his bare hands.

[–]rjcluvvt 1 point2 points ago

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do you mean his "bear hands"

[–]Wreckn 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think anything has made me feel more proud to be an American than this.

[–]ninety6days 0 points1 point ago

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He's no washington

[–]winecannon 0 points1 point ago

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[–]assangeleakinglol 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like sadam.

[–]iamrook 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a wacky and wavy inflatable arm flailing tube man in the background?

[–]shook_one 0 points1 point ago

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Fake, everyone knows that Bigfoot is blurry

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[–]anillop 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you I needed a new desktop.

[–]notphilip 0 points1 point ago

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Is there a desktop sized version of this floating around?

[–]will042082 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for giving me a new background at work

[–]anarchophil 0 points1 point ago

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I thought he was in a wheel chair

[–]Dorsal_Fin 0 points1 point ago

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[–]kyleg5 0 points1 point ago

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shameless repost

[–]DarkLightx19 0 points1 point ago

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makes him look bad. But wasn't he actually playing a big part in resource conservation?

[–]Vekthelar 0 points1 point ago

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If that isn't work desktop material, I don't know what is.

[–]Fushigidane 0 points1 point ago

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Historically accurate.

[–]ImAllMilhouse 0 points1 point ago

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Well that title certainly didn't beat around the bush

[–]Pharen 0 points1 point ago

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Was this before the dolphin invasion on Bay of Pigs?

[–]Massgyo 0 points1 point ago

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I love how this is charging up the front page even in the midst of the Osama shit.

[–]bullocks 0 points1 point ago

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no source?

[–]Sharpwriter 1 point2 points ago

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[–]erthian 0 points1 point ago

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So THATS why they call them Teddy Bears.

[–]lexyloowho 0 points1 point ago

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I WANT TO BELIEVE.

[–]grokkage 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know what I expected when I clicked on this. I think I'm ok with how it turned out.

[–]pr0digal 0 points1 point ago

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This is a photograph of the assault on Osama bin Laden's compound.

[–]benman2004[!] 0 points1 point ago

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This is just a repost from /r/alternativeart -_-

[–]the_red_scimitar 0 points1 point ago

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Apparently while wearing low-rise pants and a nuclear-symbol belt buckle.

[–]nomdaweb 0 points1 point ago

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IT DOES WHAT IT"S TOLD!!

[–]filmfiend999 0 points1 point ago

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Bigfoot is just another addition to Teddy's Largest Stuffed Animals in the World collection.

[–]monkeyevil 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for the new desktop.

[–]Chugabilly 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, he almost got the chance to kill one.

His Story

[–]cc5alive 0 points1 point ago

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My nightmares meet meet my dreams.

[–]Hatsumomo11 0 points1 point ago

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Holy Repeat.

[–]DangerZone23 0 points1 point ago

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Send this to Cracked. Those guys are big fans of Teddy Roosevelt!

[–]vonadler 0 points1 point ago

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Unlikely. Teddy was an experienced hunter and a skilled soldier. He would have brought an elephant gun and felled that beast with one shot through the head and two through the chest - using both arms to aim.

Otherwise, nice image.

[–]IneffablePigeon 0 points1 point ago

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Who the fuck is DRAWING all of these?

[–]Sharpwriter 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Gongom 0 points1 point ago

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Hail to the President baby

[–]PipingHotSoup 0 points1 point ago

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He sure made pulp out of it. The bully.

[–]the66fastback1 0 points1 point ago

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Haha! I got to give this it's 1000th up vote!

[–]smoothcam72 0 points1 point ago

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LEAVE CHEWIE ALONE!

[–]AudibleChocolate 0 points1 point ago

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Don't forget wacky inflatable wavy arm guy in the fire...

[–]grantmoore3d 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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True story.

[–]mevsthor 0 points1 point ago

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I need to have that. Where can I get it?

[–]frogstomp427 0 points1 point ago

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Now this is the background on my computer.. Thanks for that pic!

[–]colbyok 0 points1 point ago

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please make tshirts with this printed on it

[–]sicnevol 0 points1 point ago

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I love the belt buckle. This is my new background.

[–]MrWoohoo 0 points1 point ago

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What's the joke with Teddy and Bigfoot? One of John Hodgeman's 'Little Grey Book' lectures had the same joke.

[–]Giobebop 0 points1 point ago

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Directed by Michael Bay.

[–]reversEngineer 0 points1 point ago

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This one is going in the wallpapers folder.

[–]retsukoi 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, Roosevelt is shooting past bigfoot, who is retreating while being shot in the back. Roosevelt and bigfoot were best buddies.

[–]manberry_sauce 0 points1 point ago

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Really? Nobody has a problem with the prominently displayed shock collar? I may not care much for PETA, but this seems like something I would assume most people would have a problem with. How is using a shock collar on a dog for entertainment acceptable?

[–]A_Wild_Missingno 0 points1 point ago

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a REAL American would use a tommy gun with a drum mag

[–]micah1_8 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Arthur didn't win the Spanish-American war singlehandedly, then intimidate Russia and Japan into a peace treaty with his mustache, although I'll admit his mustache could probably settle a rowdy tariff dispute.

[–]frank62609 0 points1 point ago

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who else got their new background?

[–]mfrace1 0 points1 point ago

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So that's why we can't find Bigfoot. Glad we figured that one out.

[–]sims5487 0 points1 point ago

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It's still no Obama shooting Bin Laden, but I'll take it.

[–]erincait 0 points1 point ago

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What do you have against bigfoot?! Huh, Mr. Roosevelt?!

[–]BEEPBUS 0 points1 point ago

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Welcome to the industrial revolution, nature.

[–]ReesesForBreakfast 0 points1 point ago

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So, he carried that flag with him into the woods? Thats just as impressive as shooting BigFoot...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So...what happens when Teddy Roosevelt comes up against Chuck Norris?

[–]billwoo 0 points1 point ago

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I dunno, that kinda looks like a Wookiee to me.

[–]virulentRant 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, Teddy Roosevelt was the first environmentalist president and would never have stood for burning down the forests.

This is still pretty cool, though.

[–]ostateblazer 2 points3 points ago

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I think it's pretty obvious that Bigfoot was the one burning down the forest, and Teddy charged into the blaze with his M60 and American flag to put out the blaze and bring the best to justice.

[–]critrockets 0 points1 point ago

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Always bet on Teddy.

[–]DGrayman 0 points1 point ago

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This is my new background.

[–]RevOtisElevator 0 points1 point ago

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Bullets cannot stop Bigfoot. This picture is proof.

Bigfoot is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

[–]Graviteh 0 points1 point ago

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this is in WTF, I think you meant to put it in "awesome."

Any higher resolution? I would like to use it as my wallpaper.

[–]hoolahoopa 0 points1 point ago

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Why couldn't he have been fighting with big foot like honest Abe and the bear?!

[–]ploshy 0 points1 point ago

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If this picture were any larger, it would be my background right now.

[–]billyblaze 0 points1 point ago

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This makes me want to replay Arcanum.

[–]chewy8126 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone have a higher detail picture? I'd love to have this as my background.

[–]firebird7480 0 points1 point ago

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My argument is now invalid.

[–]Redcard911 0 points1 point ago

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T-Dog. Best president.

[–]TheCodexx 0 points1 point ago

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Where can I buy a Print or a version without the horrible URL font that I can print myself?

[–]BobbyDash 1 point2 points ago

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Email the artist at jasonheuser@gmail.com and tell him you want to buy a print without the stamps in the corner.

[–]Sharpwriter 1 point2 points ago

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Check em out here: http://www.etsy.com/shop/sharpwriter?ref=pr_shop_more

Tommy Jefferson is next awwww yeaaaahhhhhh

[–]JohannQ 0 points1 point ago

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Oldschool Presidents still shot monsters themselfes,

today Presidents order special forces to kill mere bad guys.

The good ol' days, they are all over now...

[–]KungFuMoses 0 points1 point ago*

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Link to the artist's page.

also - saw another one of this artist's works posted to r/pics the other day.

[–]Jamello49 0 points1 point ago

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I hope this ends up in a history text book one day

[–]March_of_the_ents 0 points1 point ago

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I'm in love

[–]PrinceofIce 0 points1 point ago

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Pictures like this that make me go AMERICA. Really loudly.

[–]sophic 0 points1 point ago

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how many times is this picture going to be posted.

[–]fasda 0 points1 point ago

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"I'm not going to let some monster ruin our National Park!"

[–]KaiserRolls 0 points1 point ago

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This should be in /r/awesome.