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We know who didn't kill Bin Laden. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]kosmox 117 points118 points ago

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Less than a week after Michael Scott leaves Dunder Mifflin, Osama is dead. Just saying.

[–]sje46 22 points23 points ago

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Deangelo Vickers = Scranton Strangler = Osama bin Laden?

[–]NotAmishSoStopAsking 10 points11 points ago

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Holy crap, I've never thought of Deangelo being the Scranton Strangler. That would be crazy.

[–]Andewz111 0 points1 point ago

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Except, he's guilty and sentence to death now, so it can't be Deangelo. Plus, Toby sees Deangelo at the Dundies, so we would recognize him from the trial.

Assuming they caught and convicted the actual Strangler.

[–]187lennon 0 points1 point ago

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But at the Dundies he started to say that he was no longer convinced of the man's guilt!!!!

[–]bearsa113609 0 points1 point ago

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Dwight is the actual strangler.

[–]DMNWHT 2 points3 points ago

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SPOILER ALERT

[–]kappucccino 4 points5 points ago

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THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT: PART II

[–]Lindarama 121 points122 points ago

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Classic! This is probably my all time favourite quote on The Office.

[–]Time-Traveller 45 points46 points ago

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Agreed, best line in the entire series, imo.

[–]Lindarama -3 points-2 points ago

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Nawww... Birthday cake. Upvote for you, my friend!

[–]randomsnark 19 points20 points ago

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He's a time traveller. It's probably always his birthday.

[–]Time-Traveller 10 points11 points ago

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Thanks =)

[–]marquizzo 5 points6 points ago

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I cracked up at: "...my new favorite restaurant sucks"

[–]medecau 29 points30 points ago

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If Toby wasn't there logic says it still could have been Michael.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Or he could have had three bullets

[–]fusion_gtx 34 points35 points ago

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I think three bullets would have netted the same results as two.

[–]ChinamenChen 1 point2 points ago

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Shoot them all through the neck!

[–]woodychris 18 points19 points ago

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Every scene where Michael had to interact with Toby was comedy gold. Even the scenes where all Michael did was sneer and walk away.

relevant

[–]Madd0g 7 points8 points ago

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Ooh... I love this monologue so much...

[2:22] Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it... not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

[–]shakensunshine 15 points16 points ago

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I'll miss Michael :(

[–]Brokim 5 points6 points ago

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I think we have a winner here. This is the best Bin Laden post today.

[–]GrayFawkes 2 points3 points ago

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It wasn't Michael Scott it was...

AGENT MICHAEL SCARN

[–]solarplexus7 8 points9 points ago

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Now 2 of them are dead...WATCH OUT TOBY!

[–]tuna_safe_dolphin 2 points3 points ago

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Forgot that line. So friggin' funny. I don't know what's gonna happen when Michael leaves. I can't imagine the show being this funny still.

[–]PotentChili 5 points6 points ago

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P.S. He left on Thursday

  • Sincerely, the past.

:( Will Ferrell better GTFO though.

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[–]PotentChili 4 points5 points ago

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Errr, Sorry.. I didn't really think that was spoiling it since I didn't say anything besides the implied... Since the episode is called "Goodbye, Michael" and they've been announcing it's his final episode all week...

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[–]nightzirk 8 points9 points ago

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I like Will Ferrell, but his character in The Office is terrible.

[–]freeall 1 point2 points ago

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Agreed. They overdid it a bit.

[–]NotSoFatThrowAway 1 point2 points ago

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He's only on the show for 4 episodes apparently (according to some site)

[–]RugerRedhawk 1 point2 points ago

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Will is a temporary character.

[–]zurblee -1 points0 points ago

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If Jim Carrey or Will Arnett get the job, then it could work if their characters feed off well with the office. This is the only show I've seen every episode about twice obsessively and if Ray Romano gets the job I quit.

[–]TMobotron 1 point2 points ago

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Haha i only got through about 3 seasons of the office before i kind of drifted away from watching, but this really makes me want to get back into it.

[–]ManchildMankey 4 points5 points ago

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Man, once I started I couldn't stop. It just gets better and better.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Better, worse, then better again :D

[–]nightzirk 2 points3 points ago

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For me it went better, better, worse

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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tbh there were lots of ups and downs, varied quite a lot between the many seasons

[–]orange_jooze -1 points0 points ago

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Like meth.

[–]pikindaguy 1 point2 points ago

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Actual clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HFHsF-zJy4

[–]tegurit34 1 point2 points ago

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FYI: This is an old Brooklyn Dodgers joke.

"If I were on a boat with Hitler, Stalin and O'Malley (Dodgers owner who moved the team to Los Angeles) and had two bullets, I'd shoot O'Malley twice."

[–]letsgetrealhereguys 1 point2 points ago

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Riding the karma train? CHOO CHOOOO

[–]Blind-88 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking love this quote. It gets me every time.

[–]totipasman 0 points1 point ago

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I LOL'd then I got suicidal when I realized how much i'll miss michael.

[–]fusion_gtx 0 points1 point ago

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Nobody likes poor Toby

[–]bdubaya 0 points1 point ago

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One of my favorite moments was when Jim became a manager, and it started to make him hate Toby

[–]RomeoWhiskey 0 points1 point ago

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I can't even remember why Michael hates Toby. It's like the hatred just comes out of thin air.

[–]dpjames 1 point2 points ago

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Because Toby is a stickler for the rules and is always saying no to Michael's ideas.

[–]bdubaya 1 point2 points ago

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It stems from his position. Michael hates Toby because he works in HR. Toby reports to corporate, and is therefore outside of Michael's sphere of control.

[–]RadicalMuslim 0 points1 point ago

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Well duh, the other two are already dead!

[–]Jesus_Faction 0 points1 point ago

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Smoking didn't kill him, either

[–]SenatorJ0eBiden 0 points1 point ago

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we all would

[–]JbarrickSC 0 points1 point ago

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Or he did, he just had three bullets.

[–]RomeoWhiskey 1 point2 points ago

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The third one would have gone into Toby too. Ad Infinitum.

[–]giriz 0 points1 point ago

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Ha ha love Michael Scott. Hope his replacement is funny :)

[–]nipernaadi 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going to miss Michael..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't remember that one. Amazing!

[–]Guido_Cavalcante 0 points1 point ago

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Too soon...

[–]jbird123 0 points1 point ago

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Never, this is the intrrnet

[–]kylejorgy 0 points1 point ago

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For Office fans r/DunderMifflin

[–]theking3002 0 points1 point ago

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who thinks Dwight is going to become the new manager in the next season after will ferrel leaves?

[–]Chacalaka 0 points1 point ago

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WHY DID I JUST READ THAT IN HIS VOICE

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You You ** YOU YOU ** you you, OUGHTA KNOWWW

[–]smursh 0 points1 point ago

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This is still one of my all time favorite Office quotes ever.

[–]captainhurst 0 points1 point ago

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Dwight would have killed all three after making them stand in a line.

[–]metsfan425 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe Michael didn't go to Colorado after all! You don't think he? Nooo? Whoa!

[–]anauel 0 points1 point ago

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This never gets old.

[–]dnbVice -1 points0 points ago

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Too bad that quote already existed prior to the office, makes it less funny imo

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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It's Ironic that Bin Laden was announced dead on the anniversary of Hitler's death and then we see this quote. Someone planning the operation was an fan of The Office.

[–]sockthepuppetry 4 points5 points ago

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It's not ironic, it's coincidental. Irony is all about opposites...

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[–]MaximusLeonis 11 points12 points ago

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Although, it is ironic that Bin Laden died on the exact same planet that Hitler died on.

[–]James_dude 6 points7 points ago

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Especially given that there are so many

[–]MrJoeBlow 0 points1 point ago

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Bin Laden definitely didn't die on May 2nd. In Obama's speech last night, he said Osama was killed early yesterday.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry I read another thread on here that said Hitler's death was announced on the same day that Osama died. I got confused. It's still funny that it happened so close and goes along with the quote though.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry I read another thread on here that said Hitler's death was announced on the same day that Osama died. I got confused. It's still funny that it happened so close and goes along with the quote though.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry I read another thread on here that said Hitler's death was announced on the same day that Osama died. I got confused. It's still funny that it happened so close and goes along with the quote though.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry I read another thread on here that said Hitler's death was announced on the same day that Osama died. I got confused. It's still funny that it happened so close and goes along with the quote though.

[–]studmuffffffin -2 points-1 points ago

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Didn't Bin Laden die a few days ago? They just announced it recently.

[–]LibtardsDwnvoteAway -2 points-1 points ago

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I, me, I, me. The way Obama was talking you'd thnk that he shot Osama bin laden himself.

[–]NewAlexandria -1 points0 points ago

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Has anyone heard that Osama body is destroyed at sea and we all have no evidence except what we are to be told by our very own gov't that faked WMD, our original assoc. to bin laden, and other problems?

[–]MochaRose -3 points-2 points ago*

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I know that sposed 2 be funny but it true white people arnt do nothing and President Obama had 2 kill him his self. Bush all ways play golf and help mexecins get jobs but Obama smoke cigrets and drink vodka all nite cause he all ways think about Osamas neck choked dead in his hands and that the reasen he be come president in the 1st place. He a real American hero and he dont like no arabs and natzis and jewish and mexecins 4 that madder.

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