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[–]TheDataWhore 222 points223 points ago*

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[–]zstand 169 points170 points ago

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i skipped to the end, hoping to see him kick down the door.

[–]fadedsun 62 points63 points ago

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me too, I was disappoint.

[–]jjknox 11 points12 points ago

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He does look pretty badass when he walks down the hall at the end though.

[–]DyouKnowWhatiMean 1 point2 points ago

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Came here to say this. I expected credits to roll when this happened...

[–]inferno719 2 points3 points ago

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It was a fake. Watch one of the 15 sec videos that have him kicking in the door, and watch the flag as he walks by it.

[–]Jesse-Ray 2 points3 points ago

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There's stock footage of him booting down a door in the press room?

[–]inferno719 11 points12 points ago

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No. Someone filmed an actor who looks and dressed very similar to Obama and then proceeded to kick the door. As he walks by the flag you can see him splicing the footage in. Its done VERY well except for that one mistake.

[–]lonlonlon 75 points76 points ago

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There should've been a mega huge explosion behind him as he walked out.

[–]Damaband41 29 points30 points ago

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And kept looking forward, of course.

[–]moistrobot 26 points27 points ago

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Cool guys don't look at explosions

[–]SkaveRat 2 points3 points ago

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and putting on sunglasses while walking in slow-mo

[–]Wait_A_Second 2 points3 points ago

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Hey, wait a second, didn't I see this in a movie once?

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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I vote for Team America theme song

[–]oditogre 37 points38 points ago

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Is the video really, really shitty / skippy on that for anybody else? I tried reloading without the deep link, using a different browser, letting it buffer to full...doesn't matter. Audio is fine, but the video is like video chat over 28.8 dialup. WTF.

[–]notalwayshere 6 points7 points ago

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Yep. I spent a good few minutes closing everything, trying to figure out why I couldn't view a simple video before I realised the video was just crap.

[–]JohanSplurge 26 points27 points ago

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[–]BattleHardened 17 points18 points ago

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God I don't want to be a wet blanket, but I totally feel like tomorrow is going to feel the wrath of some retaliation. Anyone else feel that way?

Or should I just go dancing in the streets, and filling up everyone's vehicle with gas because it's going to go down to .75$?

[–]JerkyChew 779 points780 points ago

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Wow that is hilarious. You win the Internet tonight.

[–]coelomate 645 points646 points ago

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I think when all is said and done this could actually take the podium: http://i.imgur.com/KDssc.jpg

[–]poeta_aburrido 518 points519 points ago

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I'll go with this one

[–]MetacomCreative 11 points12 points ago

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I'll go with this one.

[–]ewest 41 points42 points ago

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Holy fuck, that just made me guffaw like a twelve year-old. The shear brutality of it is hilarious.

[–]theultimateend 20 points21 points ago

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I laughed like that dog in the old racing Hanna Barbara cartoon.

[–]jgroome 26 points27 points ago

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Show some respect. The dog's name is Muttley.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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and from the day when we first saw him, our family always had a dog called Muttley. We are now on number 6...

[–]PcChip 11 points12 points ago

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That chick's twitter feed is pretty vulgar.
This guy approves.

[–]szchm 91 points92 points ago

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GUYS

GUYS

I HAVE FEMALE GENITALS

LOOK

GUYS

[–]XnMeX 27 points28 points ago

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It's probably really a guy that writes it...

[–]poeta_aburrido 18 points19 points ago

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it's filled with fart and dick jokes... follows

[–][deleted] 150 points151 points ago

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Pretty sure it was this one: Barry says Relax

[–]ImNotJesus 32 points33 points ago

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[–]Sfork 15 points16 points ago

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[–]ZingbatStew 25 points26 points ago

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Sorry about the picture quality: http://imgur.com/p0Rca

[–]MrDumbass 12 points13 points ago

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The microphones on the podium look like two prosthetic legs sitting in a chair just straight chillin' in the background.

[–]rohit275 17 points18 points ago

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That is gold. I'm saving that one. Have an upvote.

[–]ImNotJesus 127 points128 points ago

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He forgot to thank Sony for all of Osama's personal details in his speech

[–]nomtank 13 points14 points ago

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Too soon, man...

[–]ImNotJesus 54 points55 points ago

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I know, I'm still really sensitive about PSN being down

[–]bobbybusche 50 points51 points ago

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Ha he really does, in the battle of "Osama is dead, must rape karma points on Reddit."

[–]EnderWiII 29 points30 points ago

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Give this man a trophy wife!

[–]FalcoLX 9 points10 points ago

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obscure quote from another reddit comment. nice.

[–]Africanzambian 12 points13 points ago

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The internet, stopping me from doing my dissertation every minute of every day...please let me win it for once :(

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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switch it off dude.... unplug from the borg, and get writing!

Good luck

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]brlito 136 points137 points ago

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Ch'yeah, after a few thousand matches. Guess team balancing kicked in.

[–]smpx 59 points60 points ago

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You mean the election?

[–]ImNotWasted 24 points25 points ago

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/vote

[–]in-a-box 17 points18 points ago*

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Terrorists got VAC banned for aimbotting. That's what it was.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Considering the fact that the SEALs took out 5 guys and the terrorists hit diddly-squat. I'd say Valve needs to look at the SEALs' exploits.

Next map: cs_dust2

[–]salmontarre 16 points17 points ago

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In CS, you get penalized/kicked if you kill too many civilians.

In the real world, no one really gives a shit.

[–]ysangkok 3 points4 points ago

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depends on mp_hostagepenalty

[–]chealy 195 points196 points ago

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Wait, did that really happen?

[–][deleted] 92 points93 points ago

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It was a very well-done fake from Jay Leno's show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTBSyE40DZw

[–]CaspianX2 39 points40 points ago*

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Holy shit, that was well done. I don't see any seams in the video or anything. Props to Leno's crew.

[–]Flux_Equals_Rad 13 points14 points ago

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This shows the stars slightly misalign between the two clips. Still, it's pretty well done.

[–]jigielnik 77 points78 points ago

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noticed you got downvoted for an obviously normal thing to wonder, re-upvoted. The OP commented earlier that This is the original, so no it did not, great manip tho

[–]BannedINDC 25 points26 points ago

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It's a normal thing to wonder I guess. Except when you say "Obama kicked down a door on national telvision" aloud.

[–]swankypants 144 points145 points ago

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Obama OUT!

[–]memesHowDoTheyWork 212 points213 points ago

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I guess you could say he was
puts on sunglasses
ready to leave.

[–][deleted] 330 points331 points ago

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MEHHHHHHHH

[–]tomrhod 99 points100 points ago

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I got it (look at the username).

[–]ImNotJesus 27 points28 points ago

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I get the whole make up a novelty account that gets this wrong trend, it doesn't make the joke funny though.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]joebillybob 9 points10 points ago

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attempts to register "pqrstuvwxyz"

"that username is taken"

:(

[–]weasuL 2 points3 points ago

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I had to sing the alphabet song in my head to ensure you had the correct order.

[–]tomrhod 5 points6 points ago

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Maybe it's just me, I really like anti-jokes.

[–]-captainOBVIOUS- 2 points3 points ago

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Obviously it doesn't make the joke funny. That's why it's funny.

[–]DareToDownvote 7 points8 points ago

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Initial downvote rescinded.

[–]Sevilst 243 points244 points ago

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I want to see the body.

[–]STEVEHOLT27 133 points134 points ago

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And I want Osama to be turned into some sort of macabre puppet, which Obama uses to answer questions about his birth certificate. Double points if he drinks a glass of water while he makes Osama talk.

Yes, it would make voters question his sanity. But I guarantee that the president is going to hear a lot less bullshit from hostile foreign nations and the tea party.

[–]InvaderDJ 29 points30 points ago

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If Obama does this I will vote for him 2012 and in every election thereafter, Constitution be damned. No one wants to fuck with a president who will use the corpse of our most hated enemy as a puppet.

[–]tincholio 68 points69 points ago

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Silence!! I kill you!!!!

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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The only time this line's been funny

[–]djjessen 2 points3 points ago

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I think this clip from Frisky Dingo is appropriate at around 44 seconds

[–]ImNotJesus 355 points356 points ago

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Long version death certificate required

[–]rustyshax 195 points196 points ago

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Its been an hour and ive seen this comment around 300 times already.

[–]Schym 34 points35 points ago*

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THIS.

IS.

PAKISTAN!

Edit: Needed more pauses.

[–]trabo 20 points21 points ago

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Your comment doesn't have enough pauses for it to read as you intentioned.

[–]orange_jooze 7 points8 points ago

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Have you heard the PSN or Counter-Strike joke yet?

[–]Wasgood 2 points3 points ago

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Counter-Strike joke?

[–]orange_jooze 7 points8 points ago

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COUNTER-TERRORISTS WIN

[–]Thandor 40 points41 points ago

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I made this joke on Facebook. /hive-mind five.

[–]sblakesley 3 points4 points ago

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Are we friends on Facebook?

[–]chudd 94 points95 points ago*

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well if this is you, then yes

[–]sblakesley 52 points53 points ago

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First thought: Fuck. Must delete facebook.

Second thought: Fuck. I am retarded.

[–]MacDaddyX12 62 points63 points ago

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every time

[–]polishprince76 20 points21 points ago

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It's not fair to scare me when I'm this high.

[–]AAAAAAAAAAAAA13 9 points10 points ago

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We all are!

[–]WildCardBitches 8 points9 points ago

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And thus, a meme is born.

[–]waffleninja 33 points34 points ago

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Fuck the body. I want the DNA.

[–]dodgepong 138 points139 points ago

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I suppose that is one way to get the DNA...

[–]marvinlunenberg 19 points20 points ago

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yeah. fuck the body. fuck it. fuck it good.

[–]fstorino 12 points13 points ago

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[–]jigogwapo16 9 points10 points ago*

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I want to see the death. ಠ_ಠ

EDIT: Meant to say 'death video'

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points ago

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Close, but the way he walked off in the actual speech was more badass.

[–]campusman 19 points20 points ago

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I saw that too..he was working the pimp swagger for sure

[–]AssumeTheFetal 78 points79 points ago

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He then proceeded to have ferocious sex with numerous unnamed women and pilot the shuttle. From space.

[–]konatals 73 points74 points ago

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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

[–]TheSexNinja 38 points39 points ago

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Space, space, I wanna go to space.

[–]MisterTito 19 points20 points ago

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Dad, I'm in space!

[–]froderick 26 points27 points ago

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Dad, are you space?

Yes, now we are a family again

[–]Vondon 3 points4 points ago

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Lunacy!

[–]thebowski 13 points14 points ago

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That sounds oddly like the ending of the Moonraker movie.

[–]NickLukan 39 points40 points ago

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Well done. Took me a while to figure out if this was real...

[–][deleted] 91 points92 points ago

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I'm sure you came to the same conclusion as me, it's real.

[–]blasgiug[S] 52 points53 points ago

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Original/edited video. I dont know how they do it, but the result is genius.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Tfu27Bz2w&feature=related

[–]uhohzday 6 points7 points ago

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Its like the JFK video breakdown lol. Watch the stars, also notice the shadows at 9 sec, a shadowy figure looms.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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i'm trying to figure it out too. is it just his head put on another body? because it'd be awesome if obama really did kick open a door like that at some point.

[–]frezik 2 points3 points ago

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I always wished they would capture him alive. Obama would call a sudden press conference, and personally invite Hannity, Beck, and Limbaugh to sit in the front row. Obama would walk out, glare at the three, then shout offstage to "bring him out". Bin Laden walks out in chains. Obama looks at the right-wing blowhards, gives them the finger, and walks off.

Oh well, too late now.

[–]RyanBradford 37 points38 points ago

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Then he slam-dunked while eating a cheeseburger

[–]Haydon992 75 points76 points ago

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I bet he texted Bush after: "lol u mad?"

[–]30Seconds 11 points12 points ago

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He phoned him and Bill Clinton before the announcement actually.

[–]AllianceOfNone 9 points10 points ago

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And Bush earnestly congratulated him. It's good to see classiness in politics again.

[–]whoshotjfk 24 points25 points ago

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he's dead Jim

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[–]Eat_Poop_And_Die 21 points22 points ago

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[–]Yossome 166 points167 points ago

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If Obama ended his speech in "mission accomplished" I would have orgasmed so violently.

[–]draxius 59 points60 points ago

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That is just scary...

[–]No_name_Johnson 4 points5 points ago

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I know! Great minds think alike, right?

[–]unamerican 12 points13 points ago

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'Mission ACTUALLY Accomplished.'

[–]akatherder 3 points4 points ago

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He has to drop the mic on the ground after saying it too.

[–]zombiegeezus 2 points3 points ago

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emission accomplished

[–]thespiffyneostar 4 points5 points ago

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He should have ended with the Pledge of allegiance bit. That shit gave me tingles.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Bush declared mission accomplished on todays date, May 1st, 8 years ago.

[–]Furthur 5 points6 points ago

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if the GOP keeps it up he's a shoe in, i'll vote his way regardless, he's done too much good for me and mine.

[–]Wind5 42 points43 points ago

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You forgot almost 6,000 lives ಠ_ಠ

[–]Law_Student 226 points227 points ago

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Closer to 1 million lives, actually. Unless only Americans count as people.

[–]Saneesvara 61 points62 points ago

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1 million? Source, please.

[–]aterlumen 109 points110 points ago

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900k+, most of them being Iraqi civilians. Don't know why you got downvoted, it's a legitimate question.....

[–]Saneesvara 21 points22 points ago

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Thanks.

[–]confuscioused34 17 points18 points ago

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I agree every lost life is important but he was only counting U.S. military expenditures and talking about U.S. politics. American deaths are the relevant stat.

[–]leefyg 10 points11 points ago

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So US politics eliminate human loss of life from the discussion? I think you highlighted his point. Deaths solely because they are American should not be the relevant statistic.

[–]confuscioused34 7 points8 points ago

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No, but only if that is the discussion we were having. The original comment by p222 was concerning what the U.S. had spent in the "War on Terror" and Wind5 just pointed out that along with the $1 Trillion there was also an "expenditure" of American lives. As much as you and I don't like it, American military lives are used as a means to an end, but the U.S. does not "use" the lives of enemies or civilian casualties that is a different discussion.

[–]pawlwall 42 points43 points ago

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Just 6000? What about the estimated hundreds of thousands of civilian deaths?

[–]test_alpha 31 points32 points ago

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They were ayrabs and they hate us for our freedoms, so they don't count.

[–]hab136 2 points3 points ago

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Not sure if serious... Poe's Law strikes again.

[–]cgiall420 2 points3 points ago

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I know you're being ironic, because a true redneck would have said the following:

They was ayrabs

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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"They volunteered for it, fucking murderers."

Oh sorry. I thought this was /r/politics for a minute.

[–]niaou420 4 points5 points ago

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You're right, they were drafted. I forgot.

And you're forgetting all the casualties on the other side which makes 6,000 seem like chump change.

[–]agoodsandwich 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, well you should see the other guys.

[–]crankybadger 13 points14 points ago

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Why didn't he wait until October to announce this? Democrat noobs.

[–]NorthernSkeptic 36 points37 points ago

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maybe he's not as cynical as you

[–]crankybadger 15 points16 points ago

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The poster did say HOPE and not MEH so you're probably right.

[–]electricfoxx 46 points47 points ago

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Now that's a president who knows how to open a door.

[–]dwaxe 5 points6 points ago

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The banquet was so awesome it killed Osama bin Laden.

[–]othello13 27 points28 points ago

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Is he really?

[–]blasgiug[S] 73 points74 points ago

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No, this is the original.

[–]lickthecowhappy 32 points33 points ago

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No I choose to believe the post was the real one.

[–]bobbybusche 32 points33 points ago

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Ive always wanted to know how to fuck with Gifs like this. Props to you.

[–]kn0where 41 points42 points ago

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One frame at a time.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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It's originally from The Tonight Show w/Jay Leno.

[–]Pope-is-fabulous 7 points8 points ago

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somebody need to release a tutorial video. i wouldn't mind the long form.

[–]Rencoret 7 points8 points ago

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That's what she said

[–]jomoito 2 points3 points ago

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Less exciting.

[–]DankBudinger 8 points9 points ago

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if he actually did this i'd go gay for him

[–]kitchendancer 3 points4 points ago

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This is how I will always remember it.

[–]jbezorg 8 points9 points ago

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Fox News went with a picture of Bush instead.

Yep, this is a calamity not only for Al-Qaida, but for the Republiscum Party. Fox News has a picture of GW Bush on the front page and no mention of the President's announcement. The Foxtards who have been telling us that Bush is long over and we should stop talking about him are ... well ... talking about him.

[–]Imadeadman 3 points4 points ago

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Did he just say "olive juice"?

[–]OhManThisIsAwkward 6 points7 points ago

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[–]SpartanSig 18 points19 points ago

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Bitch I'm a bus

[–]random19 11 points12 points ago

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source please

[–]inversetranspose 10 points11 points ago

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I can't stop laughing

[–]Janamil 3 points4 points ago

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FALCON KICK!

[–]aworldofviolets 3 points4 points ago

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I demand grainy cell phone video!

[–]gilti1 3 points4 points ago

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When he walked out from his speech I was expecting a triumphant 80's chick flick end sequence where he starts running down the hall, jumps in the air, fist pumps and a freeze frame into credits. This would've worked too though...

[–]Gates9 2 points3 points ago

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Fucking Boss

[–]zoah1984 20 points21 points ago

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Is he talking about Trump?

[–]TlCKETS 14 points15 points ago

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Osama Bin Laden.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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Both.

[–]WeeBabySeamus 12 points13 points ago

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The special announcement cut off the ending of Celebrity Apprentice on the East Coast.

[–]AddbbA 8 points9 points ago

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I almost died laughing

[–]mista0sparkle 9 points10 points ago

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Hilarity aside, does anyone know what this is actually from? When did Obama kick in a door after a press interview?

[–]redsky989 7 points8 points ago

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Well its nice to see everyone caught up in a swarm of patriotism and come rushing back to support their leader. I haven't seen this many pro-Obama comments since he got elected. Approval rating boost mission accomplished.

[–]poeta_aburrido 11 points12 points ago

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Out of the 10000 posts tonight about Osama, this one takes the night!

[–]dart22 2 points3 points ago

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I usually downvote animated GIFs on contact, but not tonight my friend. Not tonight.

[–]re_Pete 2 points3 points ago

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Re-posted this on Facebook. Someone asked if it really happened.

[–]winnar72 2 points3 points ago

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The only funny video ever to come out of Leno's writers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3SFXQfE4kk

[–]EwokSlayer 2 points3 points ago

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Death is a tragic tragic thing that should never be the end result in any conflict. BUT. That being said, he did terrible things to good people and deserves what he got.

[–]blasgiug[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Here's the original/edited comparison video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Tfu27Bz2w&feature=related

[–]CoachJankySpanky 2 points3 points ago

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Michelle is going to get some tonight, like it or not.

[–]furyasd 2 points3 points ago

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Song played after USA capturing bin laden's body, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCN-a0NsNk

[–]PopeUrbanII 2 points3 points ago

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And thus dies the shiny light of America's own fucked up foreign political. Sort of like teach a man to fish. They taught the Taliban to kill, gave them weapons and money and then act shocked at the results. This fucking world. Disgusting.

[–]BeestMode 2 points3 points ago

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Does anyone know if this clip actually happened?

[–]rexrox 2 points3 points ago

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Needs a "Fuck Yeah" when he kicks the door. :)

[–]Skittles_Kat 2 points3 points ago

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So that was awesome- you tell them who's boss Obama, you tell 'em!

[–]drexustb 2 points3 points ago

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He should have walked backwards away from the podium, making eye contact the entire time until he turned and walked backwards through that side door he exited through. But that's why im not president. Because I am inappropriate lmao.

[–]latin_gravitas 52 points53 points ago

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http://tinyurl.com/6dgnrlg my reaction to the president's speech

[–]Apsis 77 points78 points ago

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Please don't use tinyurl.

Come on, the imgur link is two characters longer.

[–]pezdeath 35 points36 points ago

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Its actually shorter if you remove the .gif

http://imgur.com/pM8iK

[–]forgottenhope 8 points9 points ago

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didnt the fbi say 8 months after 9/11 they had no hard evidence? Im sorry that he is dead because now there will never be a trial.

America talks all this shit about its legal system, yet, they cant prove bin laden did 9/11.

And this wont get rid of homeland security or the patriot act or end any war.

[–]dailyaffirmation 2 points3 points ago

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FBI.GOV did include Bin Laden on the Most Wanted List. However there was NO mention by the FBI of any involvement to 9/11 not even as an accessory.

The "9/11 Mastermind" shit on TV today is just made up, because they are not getting that information from the government ie, the FBI.

[–]TheChiefRedditor 2 points3 points ago

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If you read the most wanted description of him, nowhere does it mention him being wanted for 9/11. This was an evil man. It just so happens 9/11 was his "masterpiece" but they had plenty of other dirt on him. He was a man marked for death even before he masterminded 9/11. But I guess we're supposed to just nevermind that video tape he released where he actually claimed responsibility for 9/11. But your sentiment re: homeland security and the patriot act is probably correct. His death will not change anything in that respect.

[–]dailyaffirmation 5 points6 points ago

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"Justice has been done" is a lie

Warfare not justice was done to Bin Laden if true.

Justice has a trial and a jury. Bullets to the head are mere warfare.

Let's stop intentionally confusing justice with warfare, shall we?

[–]yellowhat 2 points3 points ago

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OBAMA ON OSAMA DRAMA: WE BOMBA DA LLAMA IN PAJAMAS (COMMA) MOMMA GO BOOMA LIKE FUJIYAMA

[–]TheFeedski 4 points5 points ago

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This is gold.

[–]Sil369 8 points9 points ago

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sparta

FTFY

[–]higherbeing 3 points4 points ago

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Would have been better if he came in kicking in a door.. but this works too.

[–]Aries_Face 4 points5 points ago

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Like a god damned boss.

[–]ImNotFamous 6 points7 points ago

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I lol'd hard.