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[–]oh_no_a_redditor 132 points133 points ago

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I take break from internet now.

[–]jsunderland 69 points70 points ago

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I read in Russian accent.

[–]whynot825 38 points39 points ago

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I read it normal, and then had to read it in a Russian accent.

[–]eternauta3k 16 points17 points ago

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I almost started to read it, saw Russian with my peripheral vision, then read it in a Russian accent.

[–]christophski 4 points5 points ago

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I hate my peripheral vision. It has ruined many a book for me. Especially when there is something important written in capital letters that I haven't got to yet.

[–]FapFlop 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why this cracked me up.

[–]isignedupforthis 2 points3 points ago

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How stop now?

[–]Scampi389 7 points8 points ago

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I read in Heavy voice.

[–]subADDER 4 points5 points ago

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I read this in Heavy voice

[–]BornInTheCCCP 0 points1 point ago

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Problem?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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After Bin Laden dying and seeing this I think it's definitely a good time to call it quits for a while.

[–]maddansugarman 223 points224 points ago

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you don't just cumswap into Mordor.

[–]mynameisfrank 155 points156 points ago

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Two Hobbits, one ring.

[–]Atlanta-MW 9 points10 points ago

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Directed by..........

[–]mista0sparkle 35 points36 points ago

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M. NIGHT SLAMADONG

[–]lifeformed 9 points10 points ago

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can this be the official abbreviation?

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 5 points6 points ago

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Two_Hobbits_one_ring.GIF

[–]Irrelevant-Fact 18 points19 points ago

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The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

[–]somethingsinthehills 5 points6 points ago

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I like where you've taken us. The youngest mother, with an unknown father, was a five-year-old Peruvian girl.

[–]bboytriple7 1 point2 points ago

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Could you snowball in?

[–]LastStickOfDynamite 26 points27 points ago

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gulp

[–]maddansugarman 62 points63 points ago

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now, that's just selfish.

[–]rowebenj 12 points13 points ago

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oh my god..

[–]Dragonai 6 points7 points ago

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YOUR god? That's just selfish.

[–]evan_ktbd 6 points7 points ago

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You're doing it wrong!

[–]ICasual 57 points58 points ago

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Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

[–]Y_Ampersand 11 points12 points ago

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Taters!?!? He ruins it!! Taters!

[–]belzner 13 points14 points ago

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PO-TA-TOES?

[–]Gydiby 6 points7 points ago

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Source.

The glory days of the internet.

[–]AngryCrab 0 points1 point ago

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The hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits to Isengard.

[–]Fenyx4 21 points22 points ago

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Is it bad that I recognized whose lips those were before the word "Share" appeared?

[–]HerpthouaDerp 6 points7 points ago

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...For certain definitions of 'bad'.

[–]Oraukk 7 points8 points ago

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For any definition of bad

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[–]Fenyx4 2 points3 points ago

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You'll never be alone. Not when you have someone to share the load.

[–]misfitx 0 points1 point ago

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I did too... although it was the dirt and colors that really helped.

[–]polygonosaurus 22 points23 points ago

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Load of the Rings.

[–]RalphFults 21 points22 points ago

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Damnit Internet. Cannot unsee.

[–]eradicate 19 points20 points ago

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...and then, right after the Sam-Frodo suckfest, just before the credits roll, Sam flat-out BRICKS in Frodo's mouth.

[–]Doesnt_Get_Irony 112 points113 points ago

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It's ironic because all these nerds get all crazy and cream in each others mouths over Lord of the Rings.

[–]evan_ktbd 26 points27 points ago

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I downvoted, saw username, then upvoted.

[–]dongletoggle 2 points3 points ago

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I downvoted, saw the username, then created another account so I could downvote again

[–]wombatweiner 12 points13 points ago

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So, how was the load?

[–]worff[S] 4 points5 points ago

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He was a greedy motherfucker. Apparently no one taught him the value of sharing.

[–]Dioracat 0 points1 point ago

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Sharing is caring, after all.

[–]actiondan87 4 points5 points ago

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[–]stevesonaplane 1 point2 points ago

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That's the best part of watching all 3 movies in a row!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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hit it right on the button!

[–]Qonold 30 points31 points ago

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What the fucking fuck.

[–]superkidney 17 points18 points ago

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Way to ruin everything I have ever loved.

[–]vdirequest 28 points29 points ago

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One does not simply walk away from rule 34.

[–]markevens 5 points6 points ago

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Disgustingly brilliant.

[–]Rubdix 12 points13 points ago

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Why did I laugh so hard that water came out of my nose, when I wasn't drinking any water in the first place?

[–]crusinn 23 points24 points ago

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Sharing the load!

[–]drphilthay 2 points3 points ago

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it wasn't water O_o Share the load.

[–]LET-7 1 point2 points ago

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And a new political campaign slogan is born!!

[–]Ashley5ash 2 points3 points ago

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If I ever ran for any political office, I shall use this slogan. Share the load.

[–]de4hbys4 3 points4 points ago

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because you have no original thoughts left in your head from watching too much TV (south park for this specific comment).

[–]randomsnark 1 point2 points ago

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It's a basic enough concept to be independently developed many many times. I recently saw a similar thing on an episode of 30 rock. "[Spit-take] What?! I wasn't even drinking anything!"

[–]de4hbys4 0 points1 point ago

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oh shit, that's what i was actually thinking of, but typed south park because that's what i was thinking when i saw it on 30 rock... after i typed the comment i totally forgot to read it because i went on a cartman video clip binge.

[–]Rubdix -1 points0 points ago

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I don't watch South Park, but alright.

[–]nilhilustfrederi -1 points0 points ago

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I do watch South Park, a lot, and I have no idea what he's talking about.

[–]rhyspatto 2 points3 points ago

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Cartman, milk out nose, not drinking milk...

[–]de4hbys4 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Telid 2 points3 points ago

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And now I won't be able to watch Lotr without thinking of snowballing.

Well played, internet. Well played...

[–]alphraido 3 points4 points ago

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is it weird that i knew that was sam talking by his lips?

[–]Disench4nted 5 points6 points ago

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Rule 34 at its finest. well done.

[–]bg370 3 points4 points ago

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Two Hobbits One Cup.

[–]jebmotherboard 2 points3 points ago

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Upvote for the most horrible .gif I have ever seen. I'll see you in hell asshole.

[–]Fyrus 2 points3 points ago

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This is the funniest thing I have seen since I saw myself naked.

[–]Oraukk 1 point2 points ago

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Cannot be unseen! When will the internet stop destroying everything I've known and loved? >.<

[–]Mr_McPants 1 point2 points ago

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I believe you have to stop looking at the internet.

[–]Oraukk 0 points1 point ago

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You must know as well as any that once you start you cannot stop. All one can do is warn others...or send them the link to laugh at their reaction, depending on how long you've been here.

[–]Mr_McPants 0 points1 point ago

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Or trick them into going to LemonParty.org. You see, the ".org" part gives it the legitimacy to sell it.

[–]Oraukk 0 points1 point ago

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Plus it's just a good ol' fashioned party! The more the merrier! Who can turn that down?

[–]Mr_McPants 0 points1 point ago

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I can turn that down. That's who can turn that down.

[–]Oraukk 0 points1 point ago

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I meant not knowing what was in it when clicking it :-P You mentioned the ".org" giving it legitimacy and I was just saying the "lemonparty" part makes it sound fun.

[–]ScruffCo 1 point2 points ago

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Is it a bad thing that I knew exactly what movie and scene this was just by looking at Sam's mouth?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I've never laughed so hard while listening to the President announce Bin Laden is dead.

[–]biffskin 1 point2 points ago

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i wish i didn't pick this link to show my mother what reddit is

[–]jarocho 0 points1 point ago

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What are you doing upstairs?

[–]Hotsor 1 point2 points ago

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Right before the credits roll, Sam fuckin flat out bricks in frodos mouth

[–]Snatchateer 1 point2 points ago

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I hear he's dating some male dog on FX, sleep in the same bed and shit

[–]MagicSPA 1 point2 points ago

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LOTR has it coming.

In a manner of speaking.

[–]EVILFISH 0 points1 point ago

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what is this i dont even

[–]MrBizarro 0 points1 point ago

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I accidentally scrolled a bit to the right, then spent a minute trying to figure out what the hell "hare the load" meant.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Addiction is a nasty hobbit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I Like how you guys are visiting British Columbia. Probably not for their weather. UPTOKE?

[–]leawalnut 0 points1 point ago

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I think somebody needs to get a fucking job.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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ROFL

[–]Dusk_v731 0 points1 point ago

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I dont even know what to say...

[–]rhamphorhynchus 0 points1 point ago

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It's sticky! What is it?

[–]Nurfy 0 points1 point ago

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I was JUST thinking this having watched Return of the King last night. Australian etc

[–]DiploidGametophyte 0 points1 point ago

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A week ago someone posted a picture of Samwise Gamgee's face with the caption "share the load." Did anyone save it? I'd love to see it again.

[–]RevOtisElevator 0 points1 point ago

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Frodo looks upset that he has to share.

[–]pa672688 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I could downvote twice.

[–]Krizuman 0 points1 point ago

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I think you just ruined that film for me. Thanks anyway this is funny as hell :D

[–]Skittles_Kat 0 points1 point ago

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Wow I wonder how that happened.

[–]howlinatthemoon 0 points1 point ago

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I love repost mondays.

[–]desktopzombie 0 points1 point ago

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In other words, it's your average Friday night in the Shire.

[–]SenatorJ0eBiden 0 points1 point ago

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oh my

[–]drunxor 0 points1 point ago

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Wow

[–]santiagopazm -1 points0 points ago

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For fuck's sake... Why did I had to click the link... WHYYYY.

[–]The_Yellow_Dart -1 points0 points ago

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Who makes this stuff?

[–]blueooze -1 points0 points ago

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[–]crackshot91 0 points1 point ago

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Marketing a violent M rated game to kids? Well done, EA.

ಠ_ಠ

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[–]Heartnotes 3 points4 points ago

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LOL, you mad?

Come on, they're two fictional characters whose sexuality was never really in question because it's imaginary and homosexuality is hardly a dirty, shameful thing. Loosen up. I can get if it isn't your thing, but don't take it personally.

[–]Katzenklavier 5 points6 points ago

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Like this guy said. Loosen up. Chill.

...Take a load off.

[–]Dioracat 2 points3 points ago

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Or perhaps get a load off...?

[–]Heartnotes 0 points1 point ago

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SHARE THE LOAD

[–]TheCosby -3 points-2 points ago

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This is will never be OK. Sexual jokes in LOTR is a disgrace! Although, everyone was thinking it when I saw it back in 8th grade.