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[–]vincidahk 572 points573 points ago

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You should have seen their Uncle Francis' portrait.

[–]dickfraz 524 points525 points ago

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France is Bacon?

[–]Moogel 181 points182 points ago

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I love you all.

[–]CryWolf13 38 points39 points ago

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I don't know ho to put this.... It is not you, it's me.... I just not ready for a relationship.

[–]ndhoka01 30 points31 points ago

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We'll still be friends right?

[–]CryWolf13 23 points24 points ago

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Always....

[–]imeanthat 16 points17 points ago

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....a possibility of us getting back together!

[–]Enzo23R6 14 points15 points ago

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... has never been stronger

[–]Dillellis42192 14 points15 points ago

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until now...

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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I'm going on a date tonight and was wondering if you could give me advice since we're still cool.

[–]hitlersshit 4 points5 points ago

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You don't need to call him a ho.

[–]Irrelevant-Fact 4 points5 points ago

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It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.

[–]xxFrance_is_baconxx 5 points6 points ago

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God Damn I missed it...FUCK!

[–]unnamed_player 2 points3 points ago

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Freedom is Slavery.

[–]w2tpmf 1 point2 points ago

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I thought he meant Frank Furter

[–]kralrick 229 points230 points ago

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Old cartoons are awesome.

[–]LeopoldTheThird 2 points3 points ago*

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[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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I've tried watching kids cartoons now-a-days and compared them to older ones when I was growing up. I don't know what the fuck happened but man are older cartoons better. 4realz

[–]AnalogDan 31 points32 points ago

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Every generation feels this way. We look back fondly on Ren and Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, etc, but young adults during our childhood were saying "What the fuck?" when those cartoons came out.

[–]HighJive 6 points7 points ago

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I gotta be honest, I think Phineas and Ferb are awesome. Also, I enjoy Ren and Stimpy and Rocko's Modern Life much more as a grown-up than I did as a kid. These shows freaked me out man.

[–]HeyRememberThatTime 26 points27 points ago*

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No, there was a decided shift that happened between the time when cartoons, like this one, were made intended for adult audiences and the time when they started being made for children. I'm of the Scooby Doo generation, and while cartoons like that are nostalgic for me, they're really rather crap for comedic value. Heck, I knew I was being pandered to even when I was a kid. The Harlem Globetrotters solving crimes? Really?

There've been some exceptions -- Ren & Stimpy, Animaniacs, South Park, etc. -- and most of them were exceptions exactly because they weren't talking down to an audience who they imagined wouldn't get the joke.


Edit: Since people seem to be having a hard time following what I said above for some reason, let me put it into soundbites that will hopefully be PowerPoint-generation friendly:

  • Comedy in "Old" cartoons was good; comedy in "New" cartoons sucks.
  • I believe this Old/New change happened when the assumed audience for cartoons became children exclusively.
  • I grew up watching New cartoons like Scooby-Doo, and now they're nostalgic for me but they still suck.
  • Some New cartoons have actual comedic value. Examples of these are: Ren & Stimpy, Animaniacs, South Park.
  • These New cartoons that have comedic value don't treat their audience as if they need to be spoonfed.

Starting the clock on the first "PowerPoint generation" comment... now.

[–]the8thbit 4 points5 points ago

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Scooby Doo generation

Ren & Stimpy, Animaniacs, South Park

Wait, what? The Scooby Doo generation grew up in the 70s. Ren and Stimpy, Animaniacs, and South Park are all 90s cartoons.

[–]HeyRememberThatTime 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe the edit above is helpful?

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[–]dexpid 1 point2 points ago

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I was born in '91 and watched Astro Boy and Speed Racer reruns. Also Gigantor.

[–]_pHy_ 1 point2 points ago

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Astro Boy was excellent. It hadn't come up since this thread's cultural context is western not eastern.

[–]VGChampion 7 points8 points ago

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I still can't tell what generation you're from. I know people in their early 20's who consider they're in the scooby generation and people who are in their late 30's.

[–]dinofan01 7 points8 points ago

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Agreed. Its kinda BS to say you were about of the Scooby Doo generation. Every generation had a new series and the original is always rerunned for everyone to see.

[–]aido_anto 6 points7 points ago

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true, i was born in '95 and still watched an insand amount of scooby reruns.

[–]General_Mayhem 2 points3 points ago

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TIL there are people my younger brother's age on reddit...

[–]AdonisBucklar 1 point2 points ago

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The Pokemon references didn't clue you off?

[–]General_Mayhem 1 point2 points ago

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Nope. There are plenty of people currently in college and older that would drop pokemon references.

[–]sje46 5 points6 points ago

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in their late 30's.

My mom was in the Scooby Doo generation. She is 51 years old. Do people forget that Scooby Doo came out in 1969?

[–]withad 10 points11 points ago

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That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Scooby-Doo came into existence when I was 5 purely for my entertainment and has been getting steadily worse since I turned 10. Same goes for video games, the Beano, yo-yos and breakfast cereals.

[–]MissCellania 9 points10 points ago

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I'm 52. I thought Scooby-Doo was awful when it first came out. Of course, I was comparing it to Bugs Bunny and the Three Stooges.

[–]libcrypto 5 points6 points ago

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I watched Scooby-Doo in the early 70s and loved it then. I also am nostalgic when I watch it now, along with Hong Kong Fooey and The Adventures of Letterman. But Scooby-Doo and HKF (I'll let Letterman pass for now) are second-rate entertainment, to be honest. I'm not sure I agree about the adults/children point, but Merrie Melodies of the 30s and 40s and Disney of the 20s and earlier (I'm certainly not old enough to be nostalgic for this period) was truly a golden age for cartoon entertainment. These cartoons can still make me laugh out loud and pee my trousers a wee bit.

In the late 50s or early 60s, cartoons uniformly started to go in the shitter. The moment that Daffy Duck started to become resentful instead of wild, when the formulas for Sylvester vs. Tweety and Wile E. Coyote vs. the Road Runner were created for endless repetition, and when Porky Pig virtually disappeared from the screen, that was the moment when Looney Toons lost it, well over a decade before I was born. Hanna-Barbera never was the best cartoon studio in the world, but by the 60s, the best work of William Hanna and Joseph Barbera, the golden years of Tom & Jerry in the 1940s, was long behind them. And Disney? Disney went to crap before the 2nd world war.

There have been some good cartoons since then, but cartooning will never again have the talent pool of the early 20th century.

[–]anyletter 7 points8 points ago

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Holy shit, you're a Disney Hipster.

[–]Chumsicles 2 points3 points ago

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Being a cat lover, I always hated Tom & Jerry and the Tweety cartoons.....and I much prefer the smart-assed, resentful Daffy Duck to the stupid, hyperactive one.

[–]libcrypto 1 point2 points ago

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I always rooted for the cats too, but Sylvester vs. Tweety is like a bad sitcom, whereas old Tom and Jerry rises beyond the form. It's like Three's Company vs. The Honeymooners.

[–]MongoAbides 13 points14 points ago

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But not ALL cartoons. Only the GOOD kids cartoons get remembered or held on to. Not every kid's show was worth remembering. I still enjoy watching Freakazoid! for all of it's out of date pop-culture reference and social commentary. Two glorious seasons. Jackie Chan Adventures? Not so much.

[–]Helmet_Icicle 17 points18 points ago

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Fuck you sideways with a brass banana, Jackie Chan Adventures is amazing.

ONE MORE THIIIING. You wouldn't know great animation if it danced naked holding an ejaculating chameleon.

[–]MongoAbides 2 points3 points ago

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I think it started off well enough but the whole thing revolved around "go find this trinket and watch out for hi-jinks!" I think they just quickly ran out of ideas and the same gag every week worked for a little while, but not long enough to think it's a classic...

How about cat-dog(I kind of liked some of it but mostly I'm not to enamored with it)? There was also that Elmira and Pinky and the Brain spin-off thing. That was just annoying...

[–]Helmet_Icicle 0 points1 point ago

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Shows with an over-arching plot are pretty linear and if you don't like the whole thing at every second then it's not your cuppa. Less direct shows (like Cat-Dog) have more room to play with.

[–]dinofan01 2 points3 points ago

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I would put the jackie face here if I knew how...

[–]celticmagnum 7 points8 points ago

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I don't think that's quite fair, my little brothers were watching this cartoon called adventure time, and I was laughing my ass off, it's seriously really funny

[–]TheAtomicMoose 1 point2 points ago

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My friends (all 20-23) get stoned and watch this weekly. It is the funniest show on television.

[–]the8thbit 1 point2 points ago

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Adventure Time, Flapjack, and Chowder are all AMAZING.

[–]idi0tf0wl 0 points1 point ago*

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I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!

[–]LeopoldTheThird 0 points1 point ago

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Don't you like Regular Show too?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I would argue that there still is some good stuff though. Spongebob, for example.

[–]ultrafetzig 1 point2 points ago

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No one from the '70s/early '80s feels this way, trust me. For every Flash Gordon Adventures, Mighty Orbots, The Littles, or Dungeons & Dragons there were a dozen Hanna-Barbera shows like Happy Days Time Travel/Laverne & Shirley in the Army, The Shmoo Meets the Harlem Globetrotters, Rubik's Cube or a Scrappy-Doo Laff-A-Lympics clusterfuck. Shit was awful.

[–]darkNiGHTS 7 points8 points ago

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That's the problem. You're comparing them to the ones when you grew up. Cartoons are different today. I find new cartoons like Avatar and Samurai Jack better than the old ones. But I also appreciate the old ones.

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[–]darkNiGHTS 1 point2 points ago

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10 years old, but it ended less than seven years ago. When people compare today's cartoons to ones from the 60s and 70s, I'd lump something less than a decade ago with "today's" cartoons. But to each their own.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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You picked two of best new cartoons; they are absolutely not a representative sample. Besides, Samurai Jack ended seven years ago.

[–]HFh 3 points4 points ago

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AND THEY NEVER RESOLVED THE STORY. ARGH.

[–]CHEMO_ALIEN 6 points7 points ago

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He grows up and marries You. Are you happy now?

[–]HFh 3 points4 points ago

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Hm. That would explain a LOT about my wife's habits.

[–]CHEMO_ALIEN 2 points3 points ago

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She carries a sword and wears a bathrobe?

[–]SpaceTastic 0 points1 point ago

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Well, when I ask. But in general no.

[–]HFh 0 points1 point ago

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Of course.

[–]withad 2 points3 points ago

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In fairness, only the best old cartoons are ever really used for a comparison, just because all the bad old ones have been forgotten.

[–]y64 0 points1 point ago

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My Little Pony has something to say about that.

[–]Amanuet 1 point2 points ago

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Definitely relevant

I loved the three little bops.

[–]nunsrevil 1 point2 points ago

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There are so many hidden things.

[–]braneworld 0 points1 point ago

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My dad has been a huge old school Disney animation fan for as long as I can remember. He recently got an ipad2 and filled it with classic Disney animations (which look amazing on that screen).

Anyway just last week we watched this cartoon with my 3yo daughter and were laughing about the fathers "portrait". Random seeing it here on reddit now.

[–]RetraceClaire 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, what am I supposed to be looking at?! Can somebody draw a large red arrow to what I need to see! I'm short on time here...

[–]lifeformed 152 points153 points ago

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how is the pianist rotating his head 180°

[–]Mattho 302 points303 points ago

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How is the pig playing piano?

[–]phanboy 77 points78 points ago

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How is a brick piano acting as an effective sound box?

[–]Jumba 26 points27 points ago

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That actually is a really good question. Why didn't Disney just draw a normal piano? It's shit like this that keeps me up all night.

[–]hypernova2121 33 points34 points ago

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Well it is the pig who built his house out of bricks. He apparently built everything out of bricks.

I wonder if this could be extrapolated further to the two younger pigs

[–]snottlebocket 22 points23 points ago

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Sounds like the pig that build stuff out of wood might have the most promising career in crafting musical instruments.

[–]lazyplayboy 6 points7 points ago

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If only it wasn't for that damned wolf eating him at the peak of his music instrument manufacturing career.

[–]snottlebocket 11 points12 points ago

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It is the fate of all artists to suffer for their craft.

[–]piikaaaajew 2 points3 points ago

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And if he crafts them then it is given that he is the best at playing them. So it is safe to assume they are hanging out at the wood pigs house, the wood is just painted to look like bricks.

[–]dnew 0 points1 point ago

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And the pig in question being best at building outhouses.

[–]phanboy 3 points4 points ago

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Except his floor.

[–]droneprime 0 points1 point ago

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... and the keys of the piano.

[–]MLBM100 111 points112 points ago

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Why is the pig indoors and not covered in its own shit?

[–]dwerg85 28 points29 points ago

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Isn't that some kind of myth? As in, given the choice (aka not penned in a small enclosure) the pig will roll in clean mud and shit as far away from where it frequents as possible?

[–]AnalogDan 13 points14 points ago

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Pigs, when they have space, are very, very clean animals. That's a fact. They're also astoundingly intelligent, emotional, social, etc.

I believe whole-heartedly in treating pigs with utmost kindness prior to my consumption of them.

[–]drivebyjustin 9 points10 points ago

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Yeah it's unfortunate that they are so delicious.

[–]eggery 0 points1 point ago

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Pigs are smarter than bears but they can't ride motorcycles.

[–]jessmeister 0 points1 point ago

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I worked in a pig barn as a cleaner which meant I was alone at night in the barn. Just me and 600 pigs. They freak the fuck out of me. I am more scared of pigs than almost any other animal because of that job.

[–]MrFinnJohnson 9 points10 points ago

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Clean mud?

[–]pg2011 11 points12 points ago

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You know, mud without shit in it.

[–]ungoogleable 8 points9 points ago

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Mud not contaminated with feces, one presumes.

[–]Never_Surrender 1 point2 points ago

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white mud?

[–]Izzhov 10 points11 points ago

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DAS RACIS

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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The man makes a pig out of a pig, as they say :D

[–]Pravusmentis 27 points28 points ago

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And who is filming them?

[–]trippingchilly 9 points10 points ago

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Why am I getting words in edgewise?

[–]brokkoly 8 points9 points ago

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Why am I asking you all of these questions?

[–]AnalogDan 3 points4 points ago

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Who am I?

[–]dyboc 2 points3 points ago

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Is this real life?

[–]brwagur 1 point2 points ago

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Is this just fantasy?

[–]toupeira 1 point2 points ago

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How am I not myself?

[–]turbo 0 points1 point ago

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The pig is playing the piano, so anything must be allowed...

>Why did one of the pigs noses fall off?

>How is the pig playing piano?

>What's Michael Jackson doing there?

>How is the pig playing piano?

>Pigs... with vaginas!!?

>How is the pig playing piano?

etc.

[–]twistedcain 6 points7 points ago

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Maybe his arms are just behind his back, like he is playing backwards. This would probably explain why the other two pigs are staring at his curly pig penis.

[–]Residue 1 point2 points ago

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Exorcist

[–]Eustis 128 points129 points ago

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How delightfully morbid

[–]Yossome 29 points30 points ago

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What's even more morbid is that it isn't a portrait...

[–]AnalogDan 17 points18 points ago

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Portrait of Mother: picture of human feces

[–]N4N4KI 35 points36 points ago

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Portrait of Mother: picture of human feces

scats all folks

[–]RMesbah 67 points68 points ago

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Damn, thats dark. I mean really dark.

[–]saucercrab 20 points21 points ago

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I thought pork was the other white meat?

[–]Pravusmentis 16 points17 points ago

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the color of the meat depends on what the muscle is going to be used for and what it's components are. muscles with lots of mitochondria are darker.

[–]saucercrab 26 points27 points ago

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you are hilarious!

[–]MisterSquirrel 0 points1 point ago

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All that really matters here is, father was delicious.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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I mean how much darker can it get? The answer is none. None more dark.

[–]evanemiller 38 points39 points ago

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The man's well hung.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I'm sure he porked many lady-pigs, in his day.

[–]kevons5252 12 points13 points ago

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This cartoon was a sausage fest.

[–]sexlexia_survivor 4 points5 points ago

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Oh, stop being such a ham.

[–]brennnnz 18 points19 points ago

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I found that arrow especially helpful

[–]AnalogDan 7 points8 points ago

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It's a great-looking arrow, too. All shiny, with high pixel density.

[–]brennnnz 5 points6 points ago

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you're right, and i should know. i've seen a few arrows in my day.

[–]HunterTV 1 point2 points ago

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It's a very fancy arrow, too.

[–]DoctorHuxtable 1 point2 points ago

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Yes. A giant red beveled arrow.

It is a thing of beauty.

[–]MrGoodbytes 10 points11 points ago

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My favorite Looney Tunes is Three Little Bops.

[–]nejdu 0 points1 point ago

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Hard to pick a favorite, but I always liked Don't Give Up the Sheep and Hair-Raising Hare.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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they also seem to be focused on dat ass

[–]BeefyWeef 11 points12 points ago

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|dat ham

FTFY.

[–]sexlexia_survivor 2 points3 points ago

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mmmm Ham ass....

[–]glorysk87 58 points59 points ago

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Def read "Portal 3" in the title...thats how you know youre on reddit too much...

[–]saucercrab 23 points24 points ago

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...the only reason I opened this thread.

[–]trippingchilly 15 points16 points ago

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I kept glancing at the title because in my periphery it still says "Portal 3."

[–]likw3d 6 points7 points ago

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Portal of 3 Little Big Daddy's -_-

[–]Peatore 2 points3 points ago

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I thought someone had made a portal map in Little big planet at first.

[–]BaconChapstick 1 point2 points ago

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I opened this and was wondering why I was staring at a picture of 3 pigs.

[–]caelus 1 point2 points ago

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Glad I'm not the only one.

[–]Devientsex 3 points4 points ago

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Glados Im not the only one

Ftfy

[–]caelus 1 point2 points ago

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I stand corrected.

[–]jezmck 8 points9 points ago

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Pigs'

[–]heyfellow 10 points11 points ago

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Reminds me of that PBF strip.

[–]sgntpepper03 3 points4 points ago

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O.O

[–]MrBensvik 3 points4 points ago

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I wonder how their brick piano would sound like? Aren't they usually made of wood for its resonating qualities?

[–]therewillbdownvotes 3 points4 points ago

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Who dosent decorate their home with pictures of their loved ones in edible format?

[–]RAMM42 6 points7 points ago

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i thought the title said 'portal'

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Thats just fucked

[–]brucemo 0 points1 point ago

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... and he was enlightened.

[–]Theditor 2 points3 points ago

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I have a picture of my dad's mutilated corpse on my wall too! ...

[–]dude_catastrophe 2 points3 points ago

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Some old school gallows humor right there.

[–]Blastoise 2 points3 points ago

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DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE?

[–]beaulingpin 4 points5 points ago

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fucking brutal. That is so metal. To have your dead parents strung up on the walls.

[–]flyingnomad 0 points1 point ago

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Sooooo metal.

[–]Masterjee 1 point2 points ago

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I still watch those old cartoons, funny as ever!

[–]Forever_A_Troll 1 point2 points ago

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When you're little you most likely won't notice these little gems. Makes re watching the old cartoons that much more rewarding.

[–]aven440 1 point2 points ago

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:(

[–]SKRules 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think that's a painting; it looks like they hung up actual pieces of their father after his untimely accident with a meat-packing machine.

[–]saucercrab 1 point2 points ago

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Sausage is never an accident.

[–]Pravusmentis 1 point2 points ago

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Portrait? That is his remains.... Why do you think it is in that sterile container?

[–]The_Turk2 1 point2 points ago

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Thats just disturbing....

[–]1541drive 1 point2 points ago

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This should be labeled NSFW. I don't need to be seeing their naked bottoms.

[–]Muffinmaster19 0 points1 point ago

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Why do almost all cartoon animals never wear pants??

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh fuck, the nostalgia ; - ;

[–]Makelevi 1 point2 points ago

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I would turn myself into food if my sons danced without pants, too.

[–]frenchcherry 1 point2 points ago

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A different portrait of the father at 7:48 here.

[–]Phil_Bond 1 point2 points ago

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In a video game called Beyond Good & Evil, your sidekick is an anthropomorphic pig, and the food humor in the dialogue is relentless. I found it deeply creepy, but as far as I know: nobody else did.

[–]wjrii 1 point2 points ago

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I ATE MY FATHER PIG!

[–]phazenator 1 point2 points ago

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Talk about morbid.

[–]paveln 1 point2 points ago

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That's just his snout and hooves. Where's the rest of him?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Their dad was the missing link.

[–]greengoddess 1 point2 points ago

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They aspire to be like father.

[–]Nizzler 1 point2 points ago*

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Thanks for sharing this link.... Did you see what I did there?

[–]lawnninjaXD 1 point2 points ago

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mind = blown

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Surprisingly easy to masturbate to.

[–]dextroz 0 points1 point ago

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I found that painting funny when I saw the cartoon at 8-9 years of age. It was one of those scenes I just remembered in the back of my head.

[–]Finkster 0 points1 point ago

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On a related note, I saw Siruismo play last night and kept thinking of that cartoon;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKudv7sgTs8

[–]johnmcawesome 0 points1 point ago

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We watched this in my ASL class last year for some reason, and I saw this and it was hilarious

[–]NoSalt 0 points1 point ago

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I miss the cartoons from the old says.

[–]dcay 0 points1 point ago

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Entertainment for all ages

[–]anonposter 0 points1 point ago

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Why is only one of them wearing pants?

[–]dnew 1 point2 points ago

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I swear most animators must be furries.

[–]youngceb 0 points1 point ago

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thats how they liked

[–]CSimpson1162 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else notice that the piano is made of brick?

[–]d-scan 0 points1 point ago

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That's kind of dark.

[–]marishtar 0 points1 point ago

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So it was an open-casket funeral?

[–]evilamaru 0 points1 point ago

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Father will provide foods when they hungry

[–]Muffinmaster19 0 points1 point ago

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Haha! I distinctly remember noticing that when watching it as a child

[–]tylerc161 0 points1 point ago

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Their Dad sure had a hung piece of meat I'd say..

[–]dulcifier 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit! What have they done to him?

[–]Thue 0 points1 point ago

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This is from the 1933 Disney version, which is available on Youtube. Here is the link, started at 500 seconds in, where the portrait can be seen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHJ0L6DftGg&t=500s

[–]kash55 0 points1 point ago

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thats messed up

[–]yvo84 0 points1 point ago

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Uhh, the pig playing the piano... his head is turned 180degrees?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Brilliant. See Reddit. This is how it's done. This is fresh content, fresh contribution. Not stale regenerated content, but cutting-edge detective work. Thanks Patriot!

[–]aazav 0 points1 point ago

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It's possessive plural. The apostrophe goes after the s.

[–]airforcefalco 0 points1 point ago

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Older than the internet

[–]Umlau 0 points1 point ago

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This franchise just took an 80 degree turn

[–]thebeefytaco 0 points1 point ago

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M

[–]SarahMae 0 points1 point ago

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Eww! Funny, but gross. I never noticed that before.

[–]Papi99 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who read the title as "Portrait of 3 Little Pig's Dead?" I was confused when I saw the pic and thought "They all look alive, what's up with the sausage on the wall? OHHHHH, Dad!"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit! I vaguely remember this!

[–]lessthanzen 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was going to be a pic of Karl Rove.

[–]daesoph 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it would've been Pig Nugent.

[–]HollyGoLightly83 0 points1 point ago

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Fucked up!

[–]Machoo_PurO 0 points1 point ago

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Well Played DISNEY.......Well Played

[–]Crash_BendyCock 0 points1 point ago

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I do love old cartoons, but I have to say, I watched Phineas and Ferb on Sat morning with my 3 and 6 year old daughters. I was laughing my ass off, they were looking at me like I was crazy. Cartoons have always been above the heads of the targeted audience.

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I ate him last night.