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[–]Scottrick 36 points37 points ago

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Captain Falcon check up. FTFY.

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[–]ninjaflood 2 points3 points ago

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Redditor for one hour... ಠ_ಠ edit* I still like it though...

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Yeah but he's copying that other dude who came before him, fucking renoveltying asshole.

[–]t6158 0 points1 point ago

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what did you change?

[–]chase_the_dragon 2 points3 points ago

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Capton vs Captain

[–]t6158 2 points3 points ago

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wow, reading fail on my part.

[–]Scottrick 0 points1 point ago

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CapTAIN

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Falcon Knee is more iconic to me than Falcon Punch. So many awesome smash moments were due to the knee. I'm not a Falcon player, but I will admit it is probably the most satisfying attack to hit with.

[–]Sizzleby 2 points3 points ago

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Same here man. I fuck people's shit up with that flying knee. I just wait for someone to jump, then meet them halfway up with a devastating knee to their jaw

[–]Falcon_Kick 1 point2 points ago

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I personally enjoy Falcon Kick

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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too bad brawl ruined it. nothing is more devastating and beautiful than melee falcon's knee.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Did it? Figures. I never played as CFal in what little I played of Brawl. He was fun in Melee because of how much speed he gained when jumping. Since in Brawl everyone moves through the air like an oversize blimp, he wasn't nearly as appealing of a character to me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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ive lost touch with the brawl metagame but im pretty sure he's still low tier, ya.

[–]Scottrick 0 points1 point ago

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Just got the image of a balloon version of captain falcon floating over Hyrule Castle.

[–]Boonana 0 points1 point ago

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I only play Brawl at a friends house who uses Brawl+ It's a mod to make brawl more like melee, so it feels pretty good to me still.

[–]NexFrost 1 point2 points ago

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We always called it "THE KNEE OF JUSTICE!"!

[–]TheWalrusKing 1 point2 points ago

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This is exactly what we called it too!

[–]masterspeeks 1 point2 points ago

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Falcon is serious business. I still play this game to this day. Brawl failed the franchise on so many different levels.

[–]muffinmonk 0 points1 point ago

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YES! The falcon dive was perfect when timed in the right place.

[–]ItsNotMineISwear 0 points1 point ago

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Stomp to knee is bread and butter.

[–]xx0ur3n 8 points9 points ago

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[–]rorosaurus 9 points10 points ago

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The original is better, I think.
Cpt Falcon Checkup
Author: Zombie-Pimp

[–]BitByByte 8 points9 points ago

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I wouldn't say this is a knee slapper, but it is humorous down to the bone.

[–]noahkb 8 points9 points ago

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I agree it is quite humerus.

[–]Waqqy 1 point2 points ago

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I disagree, it kneeds a little something extra.

[–]lostrock -1 points0 points ago

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No one nose how funny it is, until they watch it.

[–]pistonhonda 1 point2 points ago

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Even got the blue electricity right. Nice.

[–]thebluehawk 1 point2 points ago

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Where are his sexy nipples?

[–]SpikeMeister 1 point2 points ago

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Tiger KNEE

[–]Rain12913 1 point2 points ago

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DAE hear "FALCON PUNCH!" over and over in their head?

[–]Spit-wad 1 point2 points ago

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Ladies, Gents, and Douglas Jay Falcons. Please. There is no need to argue whether the Knee or the Falcon Punch is better.

I proudly present to you the Sacred Combo.

Let us all bask in its manly glory.

[–]AnEnglishGentleman 1 point2 points ago

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Demonstrated beautifully in this video.

[–]andrewsmith1986 1 point2 points ago

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Did this remind anyone else of Another World, also known as Out of This World?

[–]GuiSim 0 points1 point ago

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The art style is very similar ! Also Flashback.

[–]Falcon_Kick 1 point2 points ago

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Hey...it should have been a kick!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Hey... you're a fucking noob fuck off

[–]corei719492 0 points1 point ago

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KNEEEEE!!!!

[–]chui101 0 points1 point ago

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Doctor's assessment: Joint reflexes 5+, possibly due to spinal cord damage.

[–]polyparadigm 0 points1 point ago

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Wow...falcons are a lot stronger when you make them out of polyimide film.

Which makes sense...it's fairly sturdy stuff.

[–]waterdude125 0 points1 point ago

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I suggest crossposting to /r/gaming :)

[–]Hey_Its_Campbell 0 points1 point ago

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Id hate to see him get his prostate checked.

[–]AddbbA 0 points1 point ago

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Falcon Knee?

[–]Randompaul 0 points1 point ago

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I cape'd you but got Knee'd anyways

[–]burntcookie90 0 points1 point ago

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Oh I miss this game, all these brawl gays...

[–]superjimmyplus 0 points1 point ago

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That building has diarrhoea...

[–]TheKostiuk 0 points1 point ago

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Upvoted for Captain Falcon's knees of fear. Reminds me of Super Smash Bro's Melee

[–]Jowitz 0 points1 point ago

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But that doesn't make sense. When I have my reflexes checked on my knee, my knee doesn't move, only my lower leg protrudes (like a kick).

[–]SirPwn4g3 0 points1 point ago

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Capton?

[–]explosive_diarrhea 0 points1 point ago

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Me and my friends exclusively play Super Smash Brothers 64 even though we have PS3 Xbox 360 and Wii at our disposal. 12 year old N64 still works perfectly.

[–]Statetheobvious -2 points-1 points ago

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I AR CAPTON, FALKAN KACK

[–]lifeformed -3 points-2 points ago

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lol

[–]SweetNeo85 -3 points-2 points ago

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DAE not know what Captain Falcon is from except Smash Bros?

[–]Calvert4096 5 points6 points ago

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[–]MrZeroInterviewer 1 point2 points ago

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From the special F-Zero GP venue, we're broadcasting an interview with the Grand Prix champion. OK then, I'd like to ask you something.

What do you think of the other racers?

[–]Teejbeej15 -1 points0 points ago

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knee of Justice