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[–]doggyfire 57 points58 points ago

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Cat; enter state of quantum uncertainty

[–]inyouraeroplane 16 points17 points ago

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He's simultaneously panicking and sleeping.

[–]IsntActuallyRelevant 23 points24 points ago

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[–]bananaslughippie 3 points4 points ago

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Damn you, I watched it and thought, "Well that isn't actually relevant..." And then I saw your username... Upvotes for you.

[–]feloniusmonk 0 points1 point ago

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you sumbitch

[–]The_Fact_Sphere2 3 points4 points ago

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"Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."

[–]Boredpotatoe2 0 points1 point ago

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Actually they all do. (Making this diagram highly speculative)

[–]monkeys_pass 32 points33 points ago

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Lizard

[–]cshicks 26 points27 points ago

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lizard

[–]MisterSquirrel 2 points3 points ago

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Badger badger badger

[–]footstepsfading 2 points3 points ago

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mushroom

[–]CitizenPremier 1 point2 points ago

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NOW I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!

[–]youknowimright 0 points1 point ago

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anteater

[–]buzkie -1 points0 points ago

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lizard

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That's the press table, man.

/ Dr. Gonzo

[–]a_few_hours_later 6 points7 points ago

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MONKEY

anger

[–]mmhmmyes 7 points8 points ago

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That is NOT what birds do.

[–]MisterSquirrel 9 points10 points ago

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It's pining for the fjords.

[–]Colonel-Chapman 1 point2 points ago

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Pinin' for the fjords? What kind of talk is that? Look, why did 'e fall flat on 'is back the moment I got 'im home?

[–]Afriica 0 points1 point ago

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upvoting, just in case you have a video of you putting a bird in a box with a strategically placed camera..

[–]mmhmmyes 0 points1 point ago

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I looked for one, but unfortunately it doesn't exist on the internet. But I can assure you, birds do not like boxes.

[–]fuzzb0y 2 points3 points ago

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Good, sometimes humans forget they are animals too.

[–]buzkie 1 point2 points ago

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Human: transmogrify

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Repost

[–]metellius 0 points1 point ago

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anger

[–]NagastaBagamba 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Vinceisg0d 1 point2 points ago

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I know exactly what I'm going to read, but I hit the Lizard part and just die laughing every time.

[–]evenheaded 1 point2 points ago

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Honey badger: Doesn't give a shit

[–]terranaut_v2 1 point2 points ago

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As an owner of a bearded dragon, I honestly think lizards must be most threatening to the cats' "Not Giving a Fuck" title.

What's the source? I want this on a shirt!

[–]AnonoMisss 1 point2 points ago

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Cat now pissed off at me for chasing it around the house with a box

[–]imakepeopleangry 0 points1 point ago

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You know what works even better than a cardboard box? Fire.

[–]Bruce718 0 points1 point ago

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You should have put two dead mice by the fat mouse lol

[–]omg_cornfields 0 points1 point ago

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nailed it, with the dog

[–]kevinstonge 0 points1 point ago

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I feel sad for the dog

[–]taliban_hobo 0 points1 point ago

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this post is deliciously pro-abortion

[–]ReflexMan 0 points1 point ago

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redditor's reaction to being shown about the 5th repost in two days: Stop it.

[–]Lonestarr1337 0 points1 point ago

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i am lizard.

[–]ajhutton 0 points1 point ago

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Bear Grylls; Drinks own piss.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]garbledina 0 points1 point ago

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You neglected to add the LIZARDMAN!

[–]omnominous -1 points0 points ago

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I never realized how true this is until now.

[–]tetrisman95 -1 points0 points ago

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Old re-post... But I sill love it!

[–]PejorativeSarcasm -2 points-1 points ago

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Thats so original and true! I've definitely not seen this on reddit 3 times before! I LOVE animal jokes.