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[–]TopShelf12 18 points19 points ago

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[–]rasputine 2 points3 points ago

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there's always a meaning. the meaning could be "daddy didn't love me enough" but it's still a meaning.

[–]sexypantstime 1 point2 points ago

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yes please

[–]philo13181 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Justananomaly 6 points7 points ago

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Debra Morgan?

[–]kamiikoneko -1 points0 points ago

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I hate Debra Morgan, btw. Worst character on show.

[–]jahallah -1 points0 points ago

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no

[–]swartz77 4 points5 points ago

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Wouldn't entry be her mouth?

[–]DaBake 15 points16 points ago

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But nothing enters there in a 69...

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[–]theflyingsofa3000 1 point2 points ago

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i've never had strong enough tongue / loose enough vajayjay to penetrate.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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You're doing it wrong... either that or you have a stroke and tongue doesn't work.

[–]Mechakoopa 2 points3 points ago

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I'm actually tongue tied, that flap on the bottom of my tongue goes almost to the tip so I can't stick my tongue out much farther than my lips.

[–]EverGlow89 2 points3 points ago

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How do you eat popsicles :(

[–]Mechakoopa 7 points8 points ago

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With a bib...

[–]jdquinn 0 points1 point ago

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Frenulum

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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PENIS

[–]TheFenceGod 2 points3 points ago

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I am trying to figure out, from this comment, if:

  • the weak tongue is your own physical tongue, or you've had a really weird string of bad luck with sexual partners

  • the steel trap vagina is yours, or you've had a really weird string of bad luck with sexual partners

  • if you're male or female

You're post is awesomely vague.

[–]monkeyjazz 0 points1 point ago

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upvote for 'awesomely vague'

[–]BobbyD84 0 points1 point ago

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There's no rule against using your hands and tongue simultaneously. Lick it, suck it, rub it, penetrate it. Work it out.

[–]rowebenj 0 points1 point ago

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stop, format it?

[–]Sandman_Logan 0 points1 point ago

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actually, the Nose...

[–]gn4r-p0w 1 point2 points ago

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yes i shall, petit girl

[–]Dicebat 1 point2 points ago

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: One day, this will probably be someone's mother.

[–]philonrapist 0 points1 point ago

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Not by these standards

[–]BubbaRay88 1 point2 points ago

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i'd still tap it.

[–]1badls2goat 1 point2 points ago

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Me gusta.

[–]bsd300d 2 points3 points ago

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69 lbs? Get this girl a hamburger!

[–]evileddy 1 point2 points ago

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Does she want to have sex with us?

I mean.. women don't just go around acting sexual like that for just the attention.. do they? Because if they did that would be down right rotten.

[–]LET-7 2 points3 points ago

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I just came a little in my mouth.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yes.

[–]slackX 0 points1 point ago

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off to youjizzdotcom!!

[–]Skelables 0 points1 point ago

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I'm fairly sure that that was my 8th grade english teacher.

[–]littlespoon1 0 points1 point ago

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lol'd a good bit

[–]sotech 0 points1 point ago

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This is not bad.

[–]marshaleaton 0 points1 point ago

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Women with all of their signs, just tell me what you want already.

[–]zushiba 0 points1 point ago

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Surprisingly hot. Thanks reddit.