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[–]rayz90 3 points4 points ago

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Would this get me a girlfriend?

[–]telegrams 5 points6 points ago

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yes, and it also doubles as birth control

[–]rayz90 2 points3 points ago

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Sounds like a win-win situation!

[–]Diditonem -1 points0 points ago

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It's super effective!

[–]TomFotz -1 points0 points ago

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Get's all the ladies, its great when you... hit... on... them.

[–]chesterwang64 1 point2 points ago

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Show me ya moves!

[–]SoundHound 1 point2 points ago

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I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! Damn.

[–]A_Slow_Descent 1 point2 points ago

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I miss N64

[–]leHCD 1 point2 points ago*

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[–]oedipus_fan 1 point2 points ago

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I need to play SSB Brawl now.Thanks Reddit for reminding me how awesome game it is :)

[–]Valisk 3 points4 points ago

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Congratulations. I actually spit my pizza crust out onto my monitor.

[–]chileanbaker 0 points1 point ago

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luckily there's some falcon punch to wash it down

[–]MrDysprosium 1 point2 points ago

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I think the most amazing part of this picture is the fact that I have not seen this play on words before.... (no sarcasm)

[–]leHCD 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jerry_t94[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Same here. I love the originality.

[–]doctor_equinox 1 point2 points ago

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It's got a FALCON KICK!

[–]growlingbear 0 points1 point ago

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Nice!

[–]herbinlegend 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone find me a picture of a falcon punching a woman in the pelvis area? That'd be just great.

[–]red_fish_vanish 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, the classics.

[–]erican 0 points1 point ago

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I LOL'd IRL

[–]ThreeForShip 0 points1 point ago

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Since when did Reddit become Carrot Top?

[–]thesoppywanker 0 points1 point ago

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I just made lazr sounds like I've never made lazr sounds before.

[–]Covenant47 0 points1 point ago

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[–]xVeNx 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Sugar_D 0 points1 point ago

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My old roomate in college mad this a few years back. Thought you might enjoy

[–]homergonerson 0 points1 point ago

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[–]metaphysicalme 0 points1 point ago

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I heard SCREEEEEE! in my head when I saw this picture.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, jelly good pun!

[–]hookeslaw 0 points1 point ago

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For future consideration: Sometimes its fun to construct an absurd image and let the viewer guess its meaning, without putting the solution in the title and on the image. I've always found those more entertaining than explained puns, like the 'putin on the ritz' post.

[–]cgull 0 points1 point ago

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for all you dubstep fans

[–]ch2008 0 points1 point ago*

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Will Smith does a good Falcon Punch