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[–]NoSalt 9 points10 points ago

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What, you don't have any saved to your computer in case of "emergencies"???

[–]shamelessamos 1 point2 points ago

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...he said in a post on the internet.

[–]howNowBrownSow[S] 11 points12 points ago

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At work.

[–]Varnn 0 points1 point ago

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Nasty, atleast wait until you get home.

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[–]asciiman2000 0 points1 point ago

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I came here to say this. The guy won't show up today. After a week of calls and begging, he'll finally get someone to visit but when that guy arrives, there will be no signal or a filter problem or a master control issue and it will require 3 more weeks of calls and demands AND then he'll get internet.

[–]kieljohn 1 point2 points ago

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After that long isn't it kind of like a cow and will just explode?

[–]howNowBrownSow[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, it's Verizon, and they were supposed to come 3/23.

[–]jordanfink 1 point2 points ago

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Why haven't you just stolen idiots free open wifi? LIKE A REAL MAN

[–]howNowBrownSow[S] 6 points7 points ago

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Because I live in the country. LIKE A REAL MAN.

[–]Browniemac85 1 point2 points ago

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Ugh ugh it was a ghost!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's ectoplasm!

[–]123not-it 1 point2 points ago

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What episode is this from?

[–]paradigmshift7 0 points1 point ago

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dude, don't eat cake so fast!

[–]gallowglass10191 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bbear122 0 points1 point ago

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Upboats for you sir.

[–]Jukepot 0 points1 point ago

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What episode is that, exactly?

[–]Benners 0 points1 point ago

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I can't even imagine what you've gone through.

My internet shit out on me last night at 1-ish, and I was about to murder someone I was so frustrated. I definitely need to save some to my hard drive...

[–]porksmash 0 points1 point ago

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It has been a month and a half for me, and another month to go before I get my internet service. You lucky dog :(

[–]cg1bs 0 points1 point ago

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there was a ghost.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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oh, this picture again

[–]Switchbak 0 points1 point ago

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Faptastic/Faptacular

[–]superharmonic 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Amel_P1 0 points1 point ago

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Awsome when you get it all installed you should go hear and download more ram.

http://www.downloadmoreram.com/

[–]Sotordamotor 0 points1 point ago

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dude NSFW

[–]M0b1u5 -1 points0 points ago

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Apparently you are:

1) A total idiot for failing to arrange a timely Internet (capital "I") connection when you moved.

2) a full-on moron for not previously having saved sufficient whacking off material on your HDD.

3) You're illiterate and don't realise Internet is a proper noun.

4) You're incredibly arrogant thinking you own the Internet.