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[–]random012345 582 points583 points ago

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Welcome to Costco. I love you.

[–]nilbog1089 95 points96 points ago

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Today I step into the shoes of a great man. Mr. Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho!

[–]President_Camacho 130 points131 points ago

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Get outta my shoes, fool!

[–]danutz777 25 points26 points ago

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Have you been waiting for this moment for a long time?

[–]Tude 22 points23 points ago

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redditor for 2 years

Long enough

[–]furmat60 4 points5 points ago

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He's been waiting ages.

[–]StJude1 1 point2 points ago

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Now that's dedication

[–][deleted] 126 points127 points ago

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Yeah but I Like money

[–]atgunpoint 156 points157 points ago

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I can't believe you like money too! We should hang out sometime.

[–]shoot2scre 133 points134 points ago

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So, number one your honor, just look at him...

And B, we've got all this, like, evidence, of how, like, this guy didn't even pay at the hospital... AND I heard that he doesn't even have his tattoo.

I know! And I'm all, 'you've gotta be shittin' me!'

But check this out man, judge should be like, 'guilty!' Peace.

[–]gzcl 124 points125 points ago

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Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...

[–]bigsully17 113 points114 points ago

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Plenty of 'tards lead kick-ass lives now. My first wife was 'tarded... now she's a pilot.

[–]shoot2scre 27 points28 points ago

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Don't worry... my first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now...

[–]neuralstate 27 points28 points ago

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Why come you have no tattoo?

[–]BaronVonThunderclap 14 points15 points ago

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Well you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

[–]Iamsqueegee 41 points42 points ago

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GO AWAY! I'M 'BATIN!

[–]gzcl 38 points39 points ago

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Comin' up next on The Violence Channel: An all-new "Ow, My Balls!"

[–]jonthesloth 26 points27 points ago

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It's got electrolytes! It's got what plants crave!

[–]hans1193 12 points13 points ago

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We already have that, it's called "America's Funniest Home Videos", today known as AFV, hosted by Tom Bergeron

[–]MikoSuave 10 points11 points ago

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I personally believe "Wipeout" is more like "Ow, My Balls".

[–]stanknutz1985 33 points34 points ago

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And your honor, he interupted me while i was watching ow my balls... AND THAT IS NOT OK!!!

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points ago

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Brought to you by Carl's Jr. Fuck you!

[–]anusrape 19 points20 points ago

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Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.

Carl's Jr... "Fuck You, I'm Eating."

[–]Uncle-Dads-Whistle 6 points7 points ago

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I went to law school at Costco, luckily my dad was an alumnus.

[–]BallsDeepInChili 12 points13 points ago

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[–]ih8karma 174 points175 points ago

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... And there was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!

Pvt. Joe Bowers: [addressing Congress]

[–]hompoms 73 points74 points ago

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you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

[–]fadec 19 points20 points ago

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put toilet water on him. it worked for the plants

[–]TandemSegue 45 points46 points ago

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Thank God somebody knows more about this movie than "Welcome to Costco" and "Brought to you by Carl's Jr." Every time the idiocracy reference comes up its a flood of idiocracy.

[–]yellowking 245 points246 points ago

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There's that fag talk again.

[–]gospelwut 13 points14 points ago

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Would you say his knowledge got UPGRAYEDD-d?

[–]yellowking 10 points11 points ago

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The two Ds are for a double dose of movie quotations.

-alt-

You see, a redditor's movie quotation is very different from that of a square.

[–]Chargelot 1 point2 points ago

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The scary thing is, a lot of this is evidently already happening. How many of you have seen the Facebook wall posts about people who proudly state they don't read books?

[–]Caramel_is_God 118 points119 points ago

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Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know?

I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe.

[–]aliengoods1 20 points21 points ago

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Where did you find this guy?

He's my lawyer, and he's not a very good one.

[–]seaworld 196 points197 points ago

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Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.

[–]Pork_Chop_Express 138 points139 points ago

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Yeah, I got a solution, you're a dick! South Carolina, what's up!

[–]tagus 83 points84 points ago

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House of Representin'

[–]yellowking 47 points48 points ago

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Sit your monkey ass down!

[–]garrepi 4 points5 points ago

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-Joe Wilson

[–]primusperegrinus 54 points55 points ago

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We got this guy, Not Sure.

[–]Xarddrax 19 points20 points ago

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Number two: He's got a higher IQ than any man alive...

[–]movingmyeye 17 points18 points ago

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Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING.

[–]No_Warhawkz 20 points21 points ago

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And he's going to do it all, in one week!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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My god, this sounds surprisingly like the elect-Obama hope and change sentiment many Americans held after his election as president.

[–]buttplugpeddler 14 points15 points ago

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I'm so watching this tonight now.

Excuse me Reddit, but I'm off to wipe the laughter snot off my face.

[–]drtchock 414 points415 points ago

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i feel this movie is not satire, but an educational film on how to prepare for the oncoming Tstupidnami.

[–]ZeusSpringsteen 312 points313 points ago

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I prefer the term Retardal Wave

[–]ACE_C0ND0R 367 points368 points ago

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Derp Quake

[–]pryomancer 238 points239 points ago

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Hurrricane.

[–]neuralstate 143 points144 points ago

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Durrrpacolypse

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[deleted]

[–]drphungky 62 points63 points ago

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Torrential Dumbpour

[–]JIGGER_MY_DIGGER 41 points42 points ago

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DULL-O-CAUST

[–]beershits 41 points42 points ago

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BLIZZTARD.

[–]CapnScumbone 32 points33 points ago

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TEH CRAPTURE

[–]DeFex 12 points13 points ago

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Stupaclysm

[–]IMayNotBeAnExpertBut 1 point2 points ago

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Durrrmageddumb

[–]ThatsALogicalFallacy 12 points13 points ago

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Twitnado

[–]special_agent_cooper 16 points17 points ago

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Bimbonic Plague

[–]JabbrWockey 1 point2 points ago

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Herpacanoe Eruption

Kind of reminds me of a promiscuous girl I knew

[–]sidepart 27 points28 points ago

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That one was like Will Farrell, I had to see it twice before I laughed.

[–]courage_wolf 17 points18 points ago

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Herpademic

[–]IamApoo 2 points3 points ago

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This just sounds like a problem that a houseful of frat dudes would be experiencing after a particularly successful toga party.

[–]EVILSUPERMUTANT 11 points12 points ago

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Herpnado.

[–]yellowking 59 points60 points ago

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Moronsoon

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points ago

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Stupidnova

[–]orange_kevin 16 points17 points ago

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Idiocalypse.

[–]Zimaben 3 points4 points ago

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doltocaust

[–]woohhaa 37 points38 points ago

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Tardalanche

[–]seamonkee 13 points14 points ago

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State of Derpmergency.

[–]drpants 43 points44 points ago

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Slowstorm

[–]iswyattimperfekt 19 points20 points ago

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Just remember the lesson from this movie: Stupid people shouldn't breed.

[–]gospelwut 14 points15 points ago

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No, actually the point was smart people should breed more and average people should be more ambitious. It's pretty much a reinterpretation of a Huxley-ian future -- except funnier.

[–]iswyattimperfekt 2 points3 points ago

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I think there is a few things going on that both our statements don't directly address. But you did hit on the head -->It is a fucked-up/funny negative-utopia.

Maybe my interpretation of the film is a bit skewed I've see it only once few years ago. The reason for my skew is the fact our species have been breeding and reproducing at an exponential rate for quite some time. Our planet can't sustain this kind of growth rate with its limited resources.

And its a fact the smarter % (statistics show it as the higher classes) of the population that do not increase the growth rate, as they have 1-2 kids. Lower classes have more typically, thus increasing the growth rate. (My apologies for lack of citations. I did learn about it in developmental economics during college though.)

Correct me if I'm wrong, the film interprets it, the stupid people breed like rabbits(for a variety of reasons), and "smart people" see this as, "oh shit I don't want to bring kids into this fucked up place(we put brawndo on crops for FSM's sake)." Therefore stupid people end up taking over and we are all fucked as a society.

[–]raziphel 2 points3 points ago

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eh. lower class ambition and upper class apathy simply means a higher societal turnover rate as the lower classes work their asses off to move upwards and the upper classes slack. this sort of thing is obviously more complex than this format of conversation will allow, but you're only scratching the surface of the issue here.

also, the planet can hold a lot more people than the current population level. the US food belt alone can feed the world at least once over.

we aren't fucked as long as there are people who want and work to make the world a better place for their children, which is probably 98% of humanity. granted, some work on larger goals than others, but we're far from fucked.

[–]kupoforkuponuts 54 points55 points ago

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[–]AcumenProbitas 17 points18 points ago

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I am less concerned about IQ decreasing because of genetic stock issues, but of the way society values education and learning. I think any character in Idiocracy could have been intelligent had they grown up in a different society.

[–]aywwts4 6 points7 points ago

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Exactly! Genetics IQ Whatever, not the point.

How did the movie end? With Not-Sure READING to his children, not with them veging out on Ow My Balls For Kids!. The point is values can change to the point that parents let television raise their kids, which was passable(barely) when it was Mr Rodgers and Jim Henson raising them, but then you defund PBS, and let Disney Corp [DIS] raise your child to be a little soulless consumer for tween targeted entertainvertisements with no value beyond whorish vapid consumerism.

Lazy parents stop taking active roles in their children because the government will take care of it, government defunds our public education system, children are educated entirely by companies who only wish to perpetuate a profitable cycle, repeat ad-nauseum until civilization collapses. Sure its a comedy satire but also a tangible and possible future.

[–]immagirl 2 points3 points ago

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The intro to the movie always reminded me of the Bill Hicks joke about babies=miracles,

"Where's this idea that childbirth is a miracle came from. Ha, I missed that fucking meeting, okay? "It's a miracle, childbirth is a miracle." No it's not. No more than a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your ass. It's a chemical reaction, that's all it fucking is. If, you wanna know what a miracle is: raisin' a kid that doesn't talk in a movie theatre. Okay, there, there, there is a goddam miracle. It's not a miracle if every nine months any yin yang in the world can drop a litter of these mewling cabbages on our planet. And just in case you haven't seen the single mom statistics lately, the miracle is spreading like wild-fire. "Hallelujah!" Trailer parks and council flats all over the world just filling up with little miracles. Thunk, thunk, thunk, like frogs laying eggs. "Thunk, look at all my little miracles, thunk, filling up my trailer like a sardine can. Thunk. You know what would be a real miracle, if I could remember your daddy's name, aargh, thunk. I guess I'll have to call you Lorry Driver Junior. Thunk. That's all I remember about your daddy was his fuzzy little pot-belly riding on top of me shooting his caffeine ridden semen into my belly to produce my little water-headed miracle baby, urgh. There's your brother, Pizza Delivery Boy Junior."

[–]birdoh4 1 point2 points ago

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i just bought tstupidnami.com why? i like to waste money apparently

[–]mambypambyland 55 points56 points ago

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He officially announced it? Have a source that I can check out?

[–]MTCicero 5 points6 points ago

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I think OP is just being glib.

[–]mellowstupid 59 points60 points ago

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Seriously that's the first thing I thought and checked the comments for intelligent discussion on the matter. But no, it's just an Idiocracy circle jerk in here.

I think if Reddit is going to so smug as to attack large sections of america for their terrible political discourse, the least it can do is actually contribute something meaningful beyond regurgitating movie quotes.

[–]Plow_King 40 points41 points ago

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this is /r/pics not /r/politics

[–]JIGGER_MY_DIGGER 36 points37 points ago

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YEAH R/POLITICS IS A PLACE FOR INTELLIGENT DISCUSSION

[–]douglasr007 1 point2 points ago

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He can't say anything unless he formally resigns from NBC or what he's going to do for ratings, announce it on his final for Celebrity Apprentice on May 22

[–]mambypambyland 4 points5 points ago

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DING DING DING!!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!! He's doing this all for ratings. Why do you think he's doing the most absurd shit and have some extreme viewpoints? To get people to watch his show. He is a businessman and this is a brilliant move on his part. I highly doubt he is actually going to run for president. He did a really effective job at stirring the liberal/conservative media into a frenzy, though.

[–]bb2809 1 point2 points ago

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Not quite yet. It appears that he is using the (threat) of a run to boost rating of his Celebrity Apprentice show. This is the best I could find.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/04/14/trump-to-make-announcement-about-announcement/

[–]troyANDabed 30 points31 points ago

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Donald Elizando Haliburton McTrump.

[–]JJBuzzotta 13 points14 points ago

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At least we'll have Electrolytes!

[–]Mcflyguy 10 points11 points ago

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Upgraydd...spelled with 2 D's for a double dose of pimpin

[–]ImmaLetUFinish 32 points33 points ago

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Hell, I'd vote for Terry Crews. That dude is so awesome. I literally ran into him inside the Hard Rock in San Diego. I was a tad star struck but managed to tell him how funny I think he is and wished him the best of luck. He shook me hand, told me how much that meant to him and proceeded to shoot the shit with me for 20 minutes. Very cool guy.

[–]Namco51 17 points18 points ago

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That's a right good story there gov'na. I like the part where you said "He shook me hand".

[–]buttplugpeddler 81 points82 points ago

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That movie is getting to be so accurate it's scary.

[–]FrankenWeiner 21 points22 points ago

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And you wonder why FOX refused to distribute and market this film.

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/09/business/09online.html?_r=1&th&emc=th

Laugh all you want but we are heading towards an Idiocracy if the Republicans and Teabaggers have their way.

[–]thraz 35 points36 points ago*

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The guy that wrote it is conservative..or at least libertarian.

[–]mellowstupid 20 points21 points ago

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I don't know for sure Mike Judge's political beliefs but yeah he also created "The Goode Family" a tv satire about a well educated liberal family/community.

[–]brezzz 23 points24 points ago

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And King of the Hill, a satire about a common conservative family.

[–]cruzweb 4 points5 points ago

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we can't forget Bevis and Butthead either.

[–]threeminus 20 points21 points ago

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OK, so we know this much: Mike Judge did some things, possibly for some reasons.

[–]torridzone 30 points31 points ago

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I have a number of conservative friends who are embarrassed as hell that they have the Teabaggers representing them. You can be conservative and intelligent.

[–]Mansyn 38 points39 points ago

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It's odd how both sides automatically assume the other is full of retards. There is no mutual respect anymore, or "even agree to disagree". That's what's leading us expotentially faster towards Idiocracy.

[–]Neoflare 10 points11 points ago

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The people that respect each other's opinions and who have real adult arguments without them degrading into "SOCIALIST PIG!" and "NAZI FAGGOT!" don't bring in ratings/sell papers.

[–]dav0r 6 points7 points ago

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You mean you wouldn't vote for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?

[–]primusperegrinus 19 points20 points ago

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Sit y'all monkey ass down!

[–]turdcraply 79 points80 points ago

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I don't want to be a dick, but Trump is fucked up. He talks like a fag, and his shit's all retarded...

[–]woohhaa 22 points23 points ago

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Just look at his hair.

[–]fuzzyjedi 27 points28 points ago

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If you don't smoke Tarryltons..FUCK YOU!

[–]Eist 29 points30 points ago

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Damn you people and your intellect. What movie is this?

[–]dogmeat82 41 points42 points ago

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[–]Eist 7 points8 points ago

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Thanks :)

[–]Nickbou 5 points6 points ago

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If you haven't seen it, may I kindly recommend you do. It's no cinematic masterpiece, but it has some really hilarious moments. Plus, you'll be part of the "in" crowd!

[–]Thirst_Mutilator 39 points40 points ago

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It certianly is too a masterpiece.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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I think this is one fucking underrated movie. I even think it eclipses the genius of Office Space. Though everyone i talk to has either not heard it or didn't like it and i'm always just shocked.

This is why i stay on the internets. i feel at home here.

[–]ryansmith18 4 points5 points ago

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Some of my best friends think I'm retarded for liking the movie. I think the satire goes over their heads. :/

[–]boots_skirts_beatbox 18 points19 points ago

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It's not a cinematic masterpiece, it's a documentary from the future.

[–]astrodust 5 points6 points ago

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What are you talking about? This is one of the finest documentaries ever made!

[–]algoresrhythm 14 points15 points ago

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HOLY SHIT IT'S BEEF SUPREME!!!

[–]OHMEGA 6 points7 points ago

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[–]torilikefood 4 points5 points ago

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Technically he is the 1st since he is the oldest of the 3.

[–]AchMeinGott 13 points14 points ago

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As a moderate that voted for McCain, I'd rather put Obama in a second term than put the Jerry Springer of reality shows in office.

[–]crusoe 4 points5 points ago

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Mccain? With palin one heart attack away from the presidency?

[–]Mordisquitos 12 points13 points ago

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And Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho would still be a much better President than Trump.

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[–]disastronaut 280 points281 points ago

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There's that fag talk we were talking about.

[–]gzcl 43 points44 points ago

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You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits?

[–]LordDwia 40 points41 points ago

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Now you know why he built that bomb.

[–]doug3465 42 points43 points ago

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Probably.

[–]drlivingstone 9 points10 points ago

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This movie is probably the Nostradamus of the 21st century

[–]CapNRoddy 8 points9 points ago

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Groan

Idiocracy is a great movie but I'm sick of seeing "THE WORLD IS TURNING INTO IDIOCRACY" every goddamn day and every time something happens that people don't like.

It's not like this is the first time an idiot ran for president.

[–]usahnaim 13 points14 points ago

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THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!!

[–]Stregano 4 points5 points ago

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Outside of Idiocracy quotes, if this is true, than this is horrible. In a country already run by corporations, having a corporate head actually running the country will make it even worse.

We are already peasants compared to the "almighty corporation" so do you honestly think it will improve our status at all if we elect a corporate head as president. You can roast on Obama all you want, but at least he is trying to push away some big corporate stuff even if it is failing. He is trying to do it. Trump would welcome it and bring it in even more to make it worse.

I 100% fear for the country I live in when corporate heads are running for president.

[–]theramennoodle 2 points3 points ago

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its got what plants crave

[–]hpymondays 2 points3 points ago

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It's more like this

[–]pixelharmony 2 points3 points ago

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Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.

[–]knivesngunz 2 points3 points ago

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Brawndo's got what plants crave

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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You guys are fucked.

[–]mattmccarthy 8 points9 points ago

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Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.

[–]nekopete 3 points4 points ago

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Based on this picture, I have no idea what it's only a matter of time until, but I am certainly not complaining.

[–]TandemSegue 4 points5 points ago

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Upvote simply for spelling the word until correctly.

[–]tora22 4 points5 points ago

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I hope he does run. It only makes the Republican party look good and insane. Can you imagine a Palin/Trump ticket? wowza.. They fucked themselves when they brought the bimbo from Alaska into the mainstream, let them reap their reward for funding the circus.

[–]timredditwis 10 points11 points ago

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Shit, are you serious? I just posted this late last night. I wake up and it's been reposted in the same subreddit... http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/gz3jc/tea_partys_ideal_candidate_for_president/

[–]disastronaut 6 points7 points ago

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In the words of Ray from Trailer Park Boys, "That's how she goes."

[–]UnoriginalGuy 18 points19 points ago

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His has a better title.

[–]JamesPoopbox 1 point2 points ago

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He's got what Americans need. Electrolytes and money.

[–]thedoge 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god I hope so!

[–]seanymacmacmac 1 point2 points ago

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im 'batin, go away.

[–]theboss027 1 point2 points ago

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We've already got a House of Representin'

[–]redaniel 1 point2 points ago

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buy pepsi stock, they own gatorade , soon to be on your tap .

[–]V4refugee 1 point2 points ago

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but its got what plants crave.

[–]Freezerburn 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK! WE'RE ALL DEAD!

[–]PullOutBoy 1 point2 points ago

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House of representin'

[–]tylercap 1 point2 points ago

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I would take Camacho over Trump any day of the week.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Trump isn't really running for President, he's providing publicity for his TV show by pretending he's running for President. Of course that doesn't really make your point any less valid.

[–]funkah 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like Schwarzenegger being mayor of CA is closer to Camacho than Trump is. Camacho is such an awesome character, though. Shit.

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I really have to watch this movie.

[–]He11razor 1 point2 points ago

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I'm craving some ButtFuckers right about now!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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lmao, so true. I'm votin for him to see if Amurrica will Asplode.

[–]ClevonJR 1 point2 points ago

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I'M GONNA FUCK ALL Y'ALL!

[–]Splashyy 1 point2 points ago

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GO AWAY! Batin...

[–]Mrdinkledankle 1 point2 points ago

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Like I said, if he wins the election, expect Canada's population to sky rocket.

[–]cinemafest 1 point2 points ago

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Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

A god among mortals

[–]hcwdjk 1 point2 points ago

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This is stupid. You get to 3 billion $ of wealth by being a greedy son of a bitch, not by being an idiot.

[–]zombiebenji 1 point2 points ago

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"Now, I know everyones shit is emotional right now..."

[–]DrunkInTheTrunk 1 point2 points ago

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But...we already HAVE a black president!

[–]eyeQ 1 point2 points ago

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Camacho 2012! Sponsored by Brawndo, the thirst mutilator. It's got electrolytes!

[–]Nougat 1 point2 points ago

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Except that Donald Trump isn't running for president. He's posturing as though he's running, but he has not announced.

[–]SquatsMcGee 1 point2 points ago

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Remember when Stone Cold ran for President?

If you weren't talking about it, it'd go away faster.

[–]kyo45 1 point2 points ago

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I'm starting to feel like idiocracy was a documentary film that was sent to us from the future but marketed as a comedy to for mass appeal.

[–]RoundRockGator 1 point2 points ago

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I really need to own this movie.

[–]goddamnhivemind 1 point2 points ago

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I was more imagining Donald as "Rich Future-Biff" from Back to the Future.

[–]LoganDurgen 1 point2 points ago

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Carrot Top for Secretary of Defense!!!!

[–]galwegian 1 point2 points ago

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quit talkin like a fag. you're shit is all fucked up.

  • Dr. Lexus

[–]AztecLazer 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes I think we're already there.

[–]ChairGraveyard 1 point2 points ago

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President Comacho could probably run the country better than the politicians we have now. >_>

[–]trudat12345 1 point2 points ago

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[–]PinkledWenis 1 point2 points ago

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I love this movie because it is so silly. However I think I have somehow over-analyzed it to the point where I know the plot to its sequel.

I always wondered about how this fictional civilization can still continue without being succumbed to a more competent one. Even with superior technology to guide their simple lives, how can a nation like that survive foreign pressures? For instance, couldn't a neighboring country invade and take their resources? How could their society resist outside economic and military pressure without collapsing? What is to stop another country from simply ruling over them?

I've come to the realization that it must have been an A.I. that has been secretly governing their society, providing the illusion that the simple folk were doing the work. If there is a second movie, I would believe two things would happen: The pimp seeks revenge and the AI is discovered

[–]Davethe3rd 1 point2 points ago

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Well, Americans were dumb enough to vote an actor for President.

TWICE... (Reagan got two terms...)

[–]Hack_the_Gibson 1 point2 points ago

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If Trump really was running for president, it would be only a matter of time until this

[–]joemangle 1 point2 points ago

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what really concerns me is not the idea that trump will become president (he never will) but the reality that so many people are discussing it as if it actually is a possibility, this is not a sign of a focus, optimistic and forward-thinking modern democracy - get a hold of yourself america slaps united states once across each side of the face

[–]forevercabron 1 point2 points ago

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Can't vote, batin'.

[–]Raplesyrup1 1 point2 points ago

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We already have a black president silly.

[–]pgoetz 1 point2 points ago

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Do you mean after hitting rock bottom with Trump, we could move back up the evolutionary ladder by electing this guy? That's probably wishful thinking, but optimism can't hurt!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Get the fuck off my lawn. Trump did this same publicity stunt in 1996. ಠ_ಠ

[–]copco62 1 point2 points ago

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Damn you, sir! I tweeted this yesterday. What's the point. Followers suck. I'd rather have karma.

[–]bugsyLA 1 point2 points ago

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I still want to know how Trump managed to escape the draft during the Vietnam conflict. If he really did get a pardon for being mentally unstable, shouldn't someone be focusing on these actual inconsistencies in his character that produce great amounts of risk and distrust for us, the public? All of the illusions Trump produces are distractions from his character, credibility and merit as a leader.

[–]sultrymoniker 1 point2 points ago

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My biggest nightmare is that the future will be a mix between Idiocracy and Children of Men.

[–]dugFreshness 1 point2 points ago

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Water!? What's that? We use Pepsi for the crops, its great, but the plants wont grow.

[–]dirtmouth 1 point2 points ago

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I SAID THIS THE OTHER DAY! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG i'm scared though on the real.

[–]MotRod 1 point2 points ago

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Is there any way we could troll this guy. Support him through the polls up until election day, make him spend a ton of money on campaigning and then vote for someone else? That would make me smile.

[–]Smip 1 point2 points ago

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Highly proper, upper crust British narrator : "although the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner-city slang and various grunts, Joe no problem understanding the people of the future. But when Joe spoke to them in his normal voice they could not understand him. To them, he sounded pompous...and faggy."

[–]frolix8 1 point2 points ago

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The one thing that this movie got wrong (and ignored) was the role of religion in the dumbing down of America.

[–]bobloblawlobslawb0mb 1 point2 points ago

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It's got what plants crave

[–]grmmy 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome movie!

[–]Zodiack 1 point2 points ago

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But we already have a black president?

[–]Jupiter21 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome to Reddit. I love you.

[–]GoAwayBaitin 1 point2 points ago

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There goes the water supply. Oh well, came out of the toilet anyway.

[–]theFilther 1 point2 points ago

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I really do need to watch this movie again

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that could be Obama right now if he stopped cutting his hair and worked out a bit more.